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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ours is choc-full of single guys, very few of any interest to me though.

One guy posts so many dick pics, literally 2 or 3 a day, that just scrolling through I recognise it as his before even seeing his username.

There's also a couple who post slightly 'niche' photos and put their address on their status from time to time

All in all, quite disappointing. How's yours?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Drugs, cocks, action shots, fakes, occasional drama. A handful of profiles that seem to delete and restart at least once a day. Another handful that are always uploading the same pictures (a minority of which are also in the first category, and a group of those I block on sight). A good dolloping of guys saying terrible things about women/ couples and moaning about not getting laid.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Full of women who don’t want to know, or who are miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men.

Cock pics. Lots of cock pics.

Moaning that women on fab are slags who won’t fuck them.

Fab is a fuck site not a dating site!

The women are prudes.

Ya know, the typical ‘single guy’ from fab. There’s not one guy on my updates that I think ‘aw you know what, he’s nice enough’

Ah well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drugs, cocks, action shots, fakes, occasional drama. A handful of profiles that seem to delete and restart at least once a day. Another handful that are always uploading the same pictures (a minority of which are also in the first category, and a group of those I block on sight). A good dolloping of guys saying terrible things about women/ couples and moaning about not getting laid. "

This sounds exactly like mine each day

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Drugs, cocks, action shots, fakes, occasional drama. A handful of profiles that seem to delete and restart at least once a day. Another handful that are always uploading the same pictures (a minority of which are also in the first category, and a group of those I block on sight). A good dolloping of guys saying terrible things about women/ couples and moaning about not getting laid. "

Sounds the same as mine. Also asking for other users by name to message them as they are obviously blocked or out of their age range - so they won’t see them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drugs, cocks, action shots, fakes, occasional drama. A handful of profiles that seem to delete and restart at least once a day. Another handful that are always uploading the same pictures (a minority of which are also in the first category, and a group of those I block on sight). A good dolloping of guys saying terrible things about women/ couples and moaning about not getting laid.

Sounds the same as mine. Also asking for other users by name to message them as they are obviously blocked or out of their age range - so they won’t see them anyway "

Yep yep yep

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Single men.

Cock pics. Lots of cock pics.

Moaning that women on fab are slags who won’t fuck them.

Fab is a fuck site not a dating site!

The women are prudes.

Ya know, the typical ‘single guy’ from fab. There’s not one guy on my updates that I think ‘aw you know what, he’s nice enough’

Ah well "

More often than I care to think about, there are statuses to the effect of, just fuck the guys who offer! All of them! It's a sex site, put out!

Err... No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes me want to pull my teeth out most days. Tend go ignore it now if I'm honest. If only the rest of Fab was like the Forum.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh and people offering/ asking for money or goods for sex, services, drugs, or site supporter passes

Yes yes you think you're so $ubtle in the way you £rame your request. Admin will never know!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Mostly boring i want sex type stuff from guys, at least TV/TS have interesting things up and more social statuses that you could reply to.

Ooh and one very sexysingle guy photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's great, my one friend on here posts the occasional pic of her awesome body. Plus there's a few local nice pics every now and then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat requests, grumblings, couples action pics, extreme close ups of one boob or genitalia, and regular facebook/twitter type updates on how their days are going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of disapointed women wanting to shine my helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local updates make me chuckle, funny what some people write

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Apologies, i went to fab the sexy 'single guy' but did not notice the seethrough heels until after i clicked on it. So nothing sexy from single guys in my feed whatsoever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of disapointed women wanting to shine my helmet

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Plenty of single guys, a few couples looking for bi women and a few single women just browsing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty, thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never look, don’t need to see any more cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a local news feed for local people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drugs, cocks, action shots, fakes, occasional drama. A handful of profiles that seem to delete and restart at least once a day. Another handful that are always uploading the same pictures (a minority of which are also in the first category, and a group of those I block on sight). A good dolloping of guys saying terrible things about women/ couples and moaning about not getting laid.

Sounds the same as mine. Also asking for other users by name to message them as they are obviously blocked or out of their age range - so they won’t see them anyway "

These 2 comments pretty much sum up my local feed as well, although I've blocked most local people there so we don't see that see that many updates!

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mostly hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local updates section is just full of ranty women who don’t know how to switch the caps lock key off.

Nobody gives a shit if Gary didn’t turn up love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough cocks with condoms on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My local updates section is just full of ranty women who don’t know how to switch the caps lock key off.

Nobody gives a shit if Gary didn’t turn up love. "

That Gary is a cunt!

As we are localish we must get the same updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is currently full of men moaning they can't get meets or saying they are leaving the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drugs, cocks, action shots, fakes, occasional drama. A handful of profiles that seem to delete and restart at least once a day. Another handful that are always uploading the same pictures (a minority of which are also in the first category, and a group of those I block on sight). A good dolloping of guys saying terrible things about women/ couples and moaning about not getting laid.

Sounds the same as mine. Also asking for other users by name to message them as they are obviously blocked or out of their age range - so they won’t see them anyway "

Mine is full of woman begging me not to message them... I hate being told what not to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not enough cocks with condoms on "

Fucks sake, first you want him wearing a hat and sunglasses now you want him to wear a condom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is generally a random rearrangement of the following words, punctuate by in jokes and pet names of the 12 people who are clearly in and out of each others beds nightly (or so it would seem:

sore

fucked

mmmm

needed

tonight

filled

horny

fussy

later

no kik

get me on kik

real men

needed

needy

blocked

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Cocks...way too many

Gym pics

Some guys bitching about women

The woman asking for food for sex is on again

Yeah the usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My local updates section is just full of ranty women who don’t know how to switch the caps lock key off.

Nobody gives a shit if Gary didn’t turn up love.

That Gary is a cunt!

As we are localish we must get the same updates "

I’m beginning to think Gary is full of shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is generally a random rearrangement of the following words, punctuate by in jokes and pet names of the 12 people who are clearly in and out of each others beds nightly (or so it would seem:

sore

fucked

mmmm

needed

tonight

filled

horny

fussy

later

no kik

get me on kik

real men

needed

needy

blocked "

All with a sexy Irish accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There seem to be an inordinate amount of horny 18 year olds with no photos in south Wales feed. Strange that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is generally a random rearrangement of the following words, punctuate by in jokes and pet names of the 12 people who are clearly in and out of each others beds nightly (or so it would seem:

sore

fucked

mmmm

needed

tonight

filled

horny

fussy

later

no kik

get me on kik

real men

needed

needy

blocked

All with a sexy Irish accent "

I forgot this weekend:

Guinness

Party

Belfast

pished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung and heavy cummers with proof

That made me laugh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"There seem to be an inordinate amount of horny 18 year olds with no photos in south Wales feed. Strange that "

Yeah, there's also the young supermodels who seem to be gagging for it and gone within a couple of hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is full of men I think maybe once possibly twice in a day you might see a couples profile but it's always the same 3 or 4 couples and rarely any females.

A lot of men locally seem to moan the all the women on here a fake because I don't want to sleep with them.

Actually I'm going to amend my first comment about the couples! there seems to be an influx of couples after about 2 a.m. on a Friday and Saturday night who want a woman right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a whore!

How nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore local updates look at all updates OMG

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Looking for a whore!

How nice "

Oh yeah. Sometimes they want to slap them up, too.

(think the Simpsons) "that's a blockin'" "that's a blockin'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems to be full of people looking for someone who isn't me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is choc-full of single guys, very few of any interest to me though.

One guy posts so many dick pics, literally 2 or 3 a day, that just scrolling through I recognise it as his before even seeing his username.

There's also a couple who post slightly 'niche' photos and put their address on their status from time to time

All in all, quite disappointing. How's yours?"

we've unticked single men from our looking for options so we don't get their updates on our local updates...its pretty much the same people on the feed though. If they bore us, or repeatedly post pictures like a butcher's window, we just block them then we don't see them...we're sure they feel the same way about us...

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

People living in fantasy land sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My area is great and mix of couples and women and they mostly look attractive looks like south is the place to be

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I can't often look at my updates because it is so full of cock pics that it makes me want to hide under a rock for the rest of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My area is great and mix of couples and women and they mostly look attractive looks like south is the place to be "

I think I must be too far south then because mine is shocking!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My area is great and mix of couples and women and they mostly look attractive looks like south is the place to be "

Haha, I suppose the important variable here is whether you're looking for single guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants suck my hubby, I will answer door in lingerie but will not take part, may lead to mmf tomorrow night when we know you're genuine.

Aye right..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't often look at my updates because it is so full of cock pics that it makes me want to hide under a rock for the rest of the day. "

Same as ours. We don't even look, just full of cock and whining about fab women. We stick to our friend and hotlist instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine makes me want to move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants suck my hubby, I will answer door in lingerie but will not take part, may lead to mmf tomorrow night when we know you're genuine.

Aye right.. "

Or it's my husband's birthday would love to find a lady to help me help him celebrate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine makes me want to move "

So far it looks like Woking is the only place where its half decent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants suck my hubby, I will answer door in lingerie but will not take part, may lead to mmf tomorrow night when we know you're genuine.

Aye right..

Or it's my husband's birthday would love to find a lady to help me help him celebrate!

"

You rarely, if ever see that the other way round.

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By *heeky-gingerWoman
over a year ago

Not meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men.

Cock pics. Lots of cock pics.

Moaning that women on fab are slags who won’t fuck them.

Fab is a fuck site not a dating site!

The women are prudes.

Ya know, the typical ‘single guy’ from fab. There’s not one guy on my updates that I think ‘aw you know what, he’s nice enough’

Ah well "
women on here are certainly NOT slags at all infact women on here have standards! The cheek on some hope u blocked them hun don’t need men like that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine makes me want to move

So far it looks like Woking is the only place where its half decent! "

Where on this island is Woking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine makes me want to move

So far it looks like Woking is the only place where its half decent!

Where on this island is Woking? "

I have absolutely no idea!

Sounds like the promised land of fab!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine makes me want to move

So far it looks like Woking is the only place where its half decent!

Where on this island is Woking?

I have absolutely no idea!

Sounds like the promised land of fab!! "

Google says it’s near London. I’m going to work tomorrow and requesting a transfer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine makes me want to move

So far it looks like Woking is the only place where its half decent!

Where on this island is Woking?

I have absolutely no idea!

Sounds like the promised land of fab!!

Google says it’s near London. I’m going to work tomorrow and requesting a transfer "

Good luck in fab utopia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is quite tame. Mostly people asking for meets today or tomorrow on their day off. A few up close cock photo's, nothing off putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan

Whinge

Brag

Beg for site supporters pass

Brag

Moan

Brag

Whinge

Subtle hint that they will meet for £££

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been no updates in day light hours on my chosen preferences

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I try not to look to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never look. It just makes my fanny shrivel up and die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit. Full of ugly blokes though guess they’d say the same

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

mine's full of TV/S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap.

Most are fakes, remaining cold looking for a female to play with.

I rarely check my local updates.

We go through search section or via our friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bother reading local updates anymore. I look at my friends updates and come on forums.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"it's dead up Haldon tonite"

Not surprised it's flippin January and there's a blizzard...

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


""it's dead up Haldon tonite"

Not surprised it's flippin January and there's a blizzard...

"

FYI it's a local dogging hoptspot lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My local updates..

Just looked back over last 2hrs.

37 updates

36 from men.

Standard "I'm bored, horny, who wants my load?" posts.

11 meets, for tonight.

23 assorted floppy cocks, 10 with socks on, 3 trousers round knees, don't ask about the umpteen messy backgrounds!

1 post from a couple, looking for FWB for the hubby.

My Friends Updates, is far more entertaining... Thank you friends xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My local updates..

Just looked back over last 2hrs.

37 updates

36 from men.

Standard "I'm bored, horny, who wants my load?" posts.

11 meets, for tonight.

23 assorted floppy cocks, 10 with socks on, 3 trousers round knees, don't ask about the umpteen messy backgrounds!

1 post from a couple, looking for FWB for the hubby.

My Friends Updates, is far more entertaining... Thank you friends xx

"

*needs to up my game*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never look, only interested in my friends updates

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

There's a brilliant one I've just seen!

"who wants to meet up for some fun tonight?"

First line of profile says:

"NOT MEETING AT THE MOMENT"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A load of gorgeous women saying how much fun they've had

And me since I have myself added as a friend

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I ignore them.

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