FabSwingers.com forum: Inspirational quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which one is yours? Mine is from eminem from the song not alone,

"Im not afraid. Im not afraid

To take a stand"

It means that he will show you the way. I find it really positive and motivating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why put off to tomorrow what you can do today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One from my old PT.

"Don't be shit"

Simple and effective.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're going through hell... Keep going!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck isn't this working?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile x"

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By *addyLilGirlCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Surfing quote.... lost in the midst of time...

"If it swells, ride it"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the bottom fell out of your world if so take Andrews and let the world fall out of your bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why put off to tomorrow what you can do today"

Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

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By *addyLilGirlCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Fave quote from Einstein...

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't be a cunt' - Buddha.

Not really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People dont turn fake

They are fake, they've always been fake.

They were just faking that they weren't fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't dream it, be it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't dream it, be it

Like it!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If you're going through hell... Keep going! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up every morning with a smile on your face......sleep with a coat hanger in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Trying is the first step to failure.’

Homer Simpson

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By *addyLilGirlCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Us...right now...

"Hepatica, shame you aren't bi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Us...right now...

"Hepatica, shame you aren't bi"

I remember that quote, so inspirational.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Don't be a cunt' - Buddha.

Not really.... "

The actual quote is 'Don't be a fucking cunt, you knobhead'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why put off to tomorrow what you can do today"

Why put off til tomorrow something you can avoid alltogether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile x"

Awww I love that saying x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you dont succeed, fuck it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Master Yoda

No, try not, do or do not, there is no try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2nd is 1st last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My all time fave....

'Shit, or get off the toilet'

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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago

pontefract

Don’t piss up my back and tell me it’s raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love life, get paid and get laid

(American Pie 3)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend in need is a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such word as can't!

My Mum!!

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By *addyLilGirlCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Failure to pman is planning to fail

Why can't my kids understand this!

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By *addyLilGirlCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Plan*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend in need is a "

A friend in need's a friend indeed

A friend with w*** is better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it doesn't challenge you! It won't change you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Failure to pman is planning to fail

Why can't my kids understand this!"
I'm trying to pman it just won't come out

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

It doesn't matter if you are on the right tracks, if you stop moving you'll never get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plan*

Prior planning prevents a piss poor performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If at first you dont succeed, fuck it"

If at first you don't succeed then maybe skydiving isn't for you

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By *rebor1955Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Where there is a will there is a way

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

When making something foolproof, never underestimate the ingenuity of fools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If at first you dont succeed, fuck it

If at first you don't succeed then maybe skydiving isn't for you"

* splat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

Jedi Master Yoda

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

Jedi Master Yoda"

There's an echo in here.. here ... here ...

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By *exywoman77Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Look after your broom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here today but gone tomorrow. .........a quote from asda

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By *addyLilGirlCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"Plan*

Prior planning prevents a piss poor performance

Yeah...kind of messsed that up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here today but gone tomorrow. .........a quote from asda "

Every little helps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look after your broom"

Excellent!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surfing quote.... lost in the midst of time...

"If it swells, ride it"

Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Matter....

Unless you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared...

Then you Energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plan*

Prior planning prevents a piss poor performance

Yeah...kind of messsed that up

The irony made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here today but gone tomorrow. .........a quote from asda

Every little helps..."
da da da da da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

Jedi Master Yoda

There's an echo in here.. here ... here ..."

Oops. Hadn't spotted your post.

But then, it's such a brilliant quote it was worth mentioning twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look after your broom"

He who dares, wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to be a rainbow in someones cloud...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I used with my daughters, cannot recall where I first read it.

A flower does not compete with the flower next to it, it just blooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it moves, fuck it. If it doesn’t move, nick it.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Einstein

What is right is not always popular, what it's popular is not always right.

Perhaps some politicians need to learn this

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

To someone expressing an opinion that wasn’t asked for—-

If I want you to squeak I will squeeze you

That’s mine. All mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it moves, fuck it. If it doesn’t move, nick it."

I like 'Treat things the way a dog would, if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To someone expressing an opinion that wasn’t asked for—-

If I want you to squeak I will squeeze you

That’s mine. All mine. "

Nice..... or how about 'I've seen you on the tv, it's called interference'

Not really inspirational tho, but meh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. Dr Seuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never leave a gift in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you think you can

or you think you can't,

Your right. - Stewey..Family Guy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"One I used with my daughters, cannot recall where I first read it.

A flower does not compete with the flower next to it, it just blooms."

That's nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always slap the other cheek .....the Marquis de sade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before your speak, let your words pass through three gates;

Is it true?

Is it necessary?

Is it Kind?

- Rumi

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

The first time they make a mistake it’s there fault the second time it’s your fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Great ambition is the passion of a great character’ - Napoleon Bonaparte

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd rather be nowhere with her , than somewhere without her

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

One I always try to remember is

'Don't wank on public transport'

'Dont dwell on yesterday as tomorrow is only round the corner'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes in must come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've got one in your hand surely it's better to have two ..........Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Choose wisely which bridges to cross and which to burn".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile and the world will smile with you.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"A friend in need is a

A friend in need's a friend indeed

A friend with w*** is better!"

A friend with breasts and all the rest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oscar Wild "where's my fucking pen? I bought 5 this week and now I can't find a single one"

Never a truer words spoken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't do silly things when you are you are young you'll have nothing to laugh about when you are old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain is weakness leaving the body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to fight and fall than live without hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile and the world will smile with you."

Fart and you're on your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile and the world will smile with you.

Fart and you're on your own"

Must have been a shart.

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By *isa2018Couple
over a year ago

East Northamptonshire

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so"

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly past"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to believe in yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

You always miss 100% of the shots you never take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a warrior. Not because I always win but because I always fight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never count your swingers before they hatch

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

You can't beat a bit of bully

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Let's av it large bruv

Winston Churchill

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

You only live once? Bollocks! We only die once, we live every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice one Harry. .......frank.

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"If you're going through hell... Keep going! "

Good, good. Another way I've heard it is

"The only way through, is to go through"

and

"as long as you are putting one foot in front of the other" i.e. perseverence.

This has helped me.

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"‘Trying is the first step to failure.’

Homer Simpson"

This reminds me,

"Show me someone who has never made a bad decision, and I'll show you someone who has never made a decision."

Never used to understand that. Now I do, it's helped perfectionist type people like me who have been guilty of being too afraid of making mistakes to do anything in life.

But then you can't really grow, or live...

What about

"Why do we fall, Master Bruce?" (apologies if mentioned already)

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Most people, most of the time, are just trying to do and live the best they know how to, so we really just need to cut each other some slack"

Ok that's the last one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great minds think alike. idoits never differ.

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Dark but always been a fan of 'if you stare into the abyss long enougth, it stares back at you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fool me once shame on you...Fool me..you cant get fooled again.

george double ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Tuesday: a day to choose to bless everyone you meet; a day to choose to be kind, considerate and compassionate; a day to be humble by showing how much you put others before your own self; and, a day to celebrate love with your family and friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to achieve greatness stop asking permission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to achieve greatness stop asking permission "

What if I want to be great at sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to achieve greatness stop asking permission

What if I want to be great at sex?

You saying your not then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are ready for any unforeseen events,that may or may not occur!

George doubleya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to achieve greatness stop asking permission

What if I want to be great at sex?

You saying your not then"

I meant 'I' as in 'I' in general lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to achieve greatness stop asking permission

What if I want to be great at sex?

You saying your not then

I meant 'I' as in 'I' in general lol...

No it’s in black and white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how you feel

Get up

Dress up

Show up

But

Never never

Give up

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Another on that will always remember from my youth

(was shouted at me in a daily basis at one point lol)

'Pain is just an emotion. Control your emotions and you control pain'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes up must come down .........law of gravity sir Isaac newton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What goes up must come down .........law of gravity sir Isaac newton."

he hasn't seen my electric bills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be safe, be happy and don't let anyone make you feel afraid

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Inspirational quote are usually silly. #selfmotivated

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Live and let live or is that live and let die...No definately live and let live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make someone's day. Mind your own business.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Seek respect not attention, it lasts a lot longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do your dirty laundry in the living room

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By *estrianuyMan
over a year ago

chester

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no such thing as a dirty mind.... Just a sense of humor with adult content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patients is a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no such thing as a dirty mind.... Just a sense of humor with adult content

Can I steal this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful, that swan could break your arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my circus.not my monkeys

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Life begins at the edge of your comfort zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's water under the bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot hold what is not in your hand" .....usually muttered by my wee Gran when one of us farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people.

Only a fool does the same thing over and over again and expects different results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no "f" in chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's no "f" in chips "
just eat fish then

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Theres no I in team

But there's a U in cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self praise is no recommendation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mess with the bull get the horns up the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mess with the bull get the horns up the arse"

Was that Nietzsche?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from - Snoopy the Dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rocky one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from - Snoopy the Dog."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no such thing as a dirty mind.... Just a sense of humor with adult content

Can I steal this?

Totes

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There is no such thing as a dirty mind.... Just a sense of humor with adult content

Or a sexy imagination x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Whenever your caught between two evils, take the one you've never tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Don't be a cunt' - Buddha.

Not really.... "

It would be awesome if it was though!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from - Snoopy the Dog."

Totally different from snoop dog, which I what I initially read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who live in glass houses should not throw orgies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no such thing as a dirty mind.... Just a sense of humor with adult content

Or a sexy imagination x"

Indeed... I've imagined a few things Missy

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There is no such thing as a dirty mind.... Just a sense of humor with adult content

Or a sexy imagination x

Indeed... I've imagined a few things Missy

You're not the only one x

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over a year ago

Tonight could be a good night if you play your cards right ..........Brucie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of the great things about books is sometimes there are some great pictures..

George doubleyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here today gone tomorrow. ......ginos deli, balls pond road

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand it; We couldn't.

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

I keep six honest serving-men

(They taught me all I knew);

Their names are What and Why and When

And How and Where and Who.

R. Kipling

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"If you want to jump into the ocean, make sure you know how to swim" - my beloved sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A civilization grows great when old men plant trees in whos shade they will never sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every drop of rain that falls a peanut grows ............carter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nobody does anything without a reason..

Scully..

The x-files

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two into one won't go oh yes it will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap."
then what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2+2 don't make 5

...

It inspired me to start using a calculator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap.then what happens "

Well, once you pop, you can't stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap.then what happens

Well, once you pop, you can't stop!"
omg popp#rs

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over a year ago

"We're all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap.then what happens

Well, once you pop, you can't stop!omg popp#rs"

Eye popp#rs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese"
I get it first mouse expiring under trap spring arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheeseI get it first mouse expiring under trap spring arm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile x"

Had a feeling you would have posted

Nice thread to come back into later and have a proper read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mess with the bull get the horns up the arse

Was that Nietzsche?

Dunno who that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any line from the Rudyard Kipling poem....If.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good things come to those who wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have done a new thread we can continue on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's not a happy ending, it's not yet the end!

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