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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

4ft tall and a flat head to put my pint on.

Live long and prosper... Dash x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn. For once I'm too tall!

Would you settle for just a flat head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn. For once I'm too tall!

Would you settle for just a flat head? "

Ideal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn. For once I'm too tall!

Would you settle for just a flat head?

Ideal

This

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Damn. For once I'm too tall!

Would you settle for just a flat head?

Ideal

This

How about horizontally protruding boobs for your pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could rest it on my arse ledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv pissed enough for today

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"You could rest it on my arse ledge "
ooo I love a good arse ledge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could rest it on my arse ledge "

How big is your arse ledge?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"4ft tall and a flat head to put my pint on.

Live long and prosper... Dash x"

Well I'm 4ft but if you put your pint on my head I might down it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4ft tall and a flat head to put my pint on.

Live long and prosper... Dash x

Well I'm 4ft but if you put your pint on my head I might down it

Top girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could rest it on my arse ledge

How big is your arse ledge? "

It sticks out 6 inches from my back

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

She would be sat right next to me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could rest it on my arse ledge "

Arse ledge eh?

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"You could rest it on my arse ledge

How big is your arse ledge?

It sticks out 6 inches from my back "

I think we need picture proof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could rest it on my arse ledge

How big is your arse ledge?

It sticks out 6 inches from my back

I think we need picture proof

Here here sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if i have an arse ledge....oh wait yeah ok i do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure if i have an arse ledge....oh wait yeah ok i do"

Very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if i have an arse ledge....oh wait yeah ok i do

Very nice

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thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure if i have an arse ledge....oh wait yeah ok i do

Very nice

thank you"

Infact it's very very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have already found my ideal woman and i let her know all the time how I love her from the top of her head to the tips of her toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have already found my ideal woman and i let her know all the time how I love her from the top of her head to the tips of her toes

Awwwwwwww you big bunny wabbit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ideal man would be 4 foot with a flat head to put my tin of paint on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ideal man would be 4 foot with a flat head to put my tin of paint on

Are you painting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ideal man would be 4 foot with a flat head to put my tin of paint on

Are you painting? "

I will be

why you wanna come help me Dash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ideal man would be 4 foot with a flat head to put my tin of paint on

Are you painting?

I will be

why you wanna come help me Dash.

Absofuckinglutley

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ideal man would be 4 foot with a flat head to put my tin of paint on

Are you painting?

I will be

why you wanna come help me Dash.

Absofuckinglutley "

Is that how you spell absofuckinglutely?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

4'...?

You could rest your pint on my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4'...?

You could rest your pint on my arse

You're my kinda woman, in fact you would probably knock fuck out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could rest it on my arse ledge

How big is your arse ledge?

It sticks out 6 inches from my back

I think we need picture proof

Here here sir

My arse is too big for the screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4'...?

You could rest your pint on my arse

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

Kate beckingsale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kylie! Say no more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok il piss scousesubsally i adore this girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mimi Rogers ... So sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kylie! Say no more..."

End of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kylie! Say no more...

End of

Nah, She still looks way too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me..... I'm such a narcissist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me..... I'm such a narcissist

should we be scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me..... I'm such a narcissist

should we be scared

Afraid....Very Afraid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me..... I'm such a narcissist

should we be scared

Afraid....Very Afraid!"

Sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me..... I'm such a narcissist

should we be scared

Afraid....Very Afraid!

Sounds interesting "

Not really, I'm all talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't we supposed to say ,

And my ideal woman would be .............taller than me blonde wealthy and able to drive me around the country in search of my ideal woman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me..... I'm such a narcissist

should we be scared

Afraid....Very Afraid!

Sounds interesting

Not really, I'm all talk"

I can do that. Most interesting

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Not sure if i have an arse ledge....oh wait yeah ok i do

Very nice

thank you"

Is that a picture of you being a whole coffee table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ideal man would be 4 foot with a flat head to put my tin of paint on

Are you painting?

I will be

why you wanna come help me Dash.

Absofuckinglutley

Is that how you spell absofuckinglutely? "

I think so

. Will you let me cuddle your Ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if i have an arse ledge....oh wait yeah ok i do

Very nice

thank you

Is that a picture of you being a whole coffee table?"
i know im big but dont think im quite that big....ok maybe i am

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Not sure if i have an arse ledge....oh wait yeah ok i do

Very nice

thank you

Is that a picture of you being a whole coffee table?i know im big but dont think im quite that big....ok maybe i am"

Well..a small coffee table then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok il piss scousesubsally i adore this girl"

You piss away PMF and why shouldn’t you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok il piss scousesubsally i adore this girl

You piss away PMF and why shouldn’t you

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i will iv pissed everywhere else on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok il piss scousesubsally i adore this girl

You piss away PMF and why shouldn’t you

i will iv pissed everywhere else on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok il piss scousesubsally i adore this girl

You piss away PMF and why shouldn’t you

i will iv pissed everywhere else on here

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i did notice your little tinkle too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok il piss scousesubsally i adore this girl

You piss away PMF and why shouldn’t you

i will iv pissed everywhere else on here

i did notice your little tinkle too

A tinkle??

More like a waterfall!!

But we are very happy and don’t care who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who can handle being pissed off by my way of eating yogurt

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

Hope Solo or Alex Morgan the usa women footballers !!!

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

Alex Morgan 100% or Kate Beckingsale. Although Hope Solo still top of my list aswel

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

My ideal woman would be: Sat on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn my conehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bbw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wy’n hoffi merched ddrwg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salted caramel nipples, pistachio ice cream pussy, lemon buttercream bum hole

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