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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rate my horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's for the knackers yard, mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your horse is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate my horse "

I had the same idea... I tried to upload a pic of my missing finger and was going to a rate my finger... it got rejected?? Too rude for this site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sings* My Lovely Horse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the biggest dick I've seen on a horse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give the horse 9 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate my horse "

Is it called teabag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's for the knackers yard, mate!"
u leave my knackers alone i said rate my horse not my balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rate my horse

I had the same idea... I tried to upload a pic of my missing finger and was going to a rate my finger... it got rejected?? Too rude for this site? "

Did u loose it in a really aggressive toothy vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sings* My Lovely Horse! "
Running through the field

Where are you going

With your fetlocks blowing

In the wind?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Rate my horse "

Pmf I can only give your horse 8 now if you had them eyes of yours in it would have been a perfect 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sings* My Lovely Horse! Running through the field

Where are you going

With your fetlocks blowing

In the wind?"

I want to shower you with sugar lumps

And ride you over fences

Polish your hooves every single day

And bring you to the horse dentist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate my horse

I had the same idea... I tried to upload a pic of my missing finger and was going to a rate my finger... it got rejected?? Too rude for this site?

Did u loose it in a really aggressive toothy vagina "

What's the real term for it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vivid night mare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's for the knackers yard, mate!u leave my knickers alone i said rate my horse not my balls "

Ok ok calm your flaps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's for the knackers yard, mate!u leave my knickers alone i said rate my horse not my balls

Ok ok calm your flaps! "

Almost missed it swinebag

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Looks like you throttle your horse a lot.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I tried to write cho ke but it wouldn't let me ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/03/19 08:12:24]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looks like you throttle your horse a lot..... "

Only every 2nd thursday i tame the pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d feed it a polo !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Naaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get a hard on does it turn into a unicorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you get a hard on does it turn into a unicorn? "

Il go by a drill and see whst happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rate my horse damn it

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Rate my horse damn it"
not exactly red rum is he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your horse is amazing "

Give it a lick it tastes just like raisins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any added Shergar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your horse is amazing

Give it a lick it tastes just like raisins "

How you know that was a secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there any added Shergar?"
only to sweeten my deals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your horse is amazing

Give it a lick it tastes just like raisins

How you know that was a secret "

Youtube told me tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/_UqAB--LIGM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t get me started on all things horse related someone already had me in a cold sweat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sings* My Lovely Horse! Running through the field

Where are you going

With your fetlocks blowing

In the wind?

I want to shower you with sugar lumps

And ride you over fences

Polish your hooves every single day

And bring you to the horse dentist"

My lovely, lovely, lovely horse

SAX SOLO.......

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Aneighzing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aneighzing"

Damn it! You beat me to it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cliperty clop

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Aneighzing

Damn it! You beat me to it... "

I'm just too quick out the blocks with my horse puns.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I said rate my damn horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I said rate my damn horse "

Is your horse damned?

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Pretty but I wouldn’t want to ride it.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"It's for the knackers yard, mate!"

meat pies coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco's Lasagne?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tesco's Lasagne?"
far too posh for my horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's for the knackers yard, mate!

meat pies coming up "

Ikea meatballs where so nice with horse in them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, why the long face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rate my horse

Pmf I can only give your horse 8 now if you had them eyes of yours in it would have been a perfect 10 "

Why would the horse have his eyes? That’d be weird a horse with tiny human eyes

Doughnut

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"Rate my horse "

Jesus where’s the rest of your horse it’s like you have a head codpiece

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