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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are there any women out there that ain't got there. If so would you like me to get you there wink wink haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on lad i think your avatar alone will make them cum 6 times you stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know you can make everyone cum?

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Mmm, I’m getting off to the handwash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on lad i think your avatar alone will make them cum 6 times you stud "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a good looking chap apparently to.... Not saying any names haha x"

That’s a matter of opinion though.

So how do you know you can make everyone cum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Uve not I've lol I can I have 100 percent strike rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uve not I've lol I can I have 100 percent strike rate "

How many women is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[self love removed by poster at 16/03/19 00:14:40]"

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread of the night

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses


"Uve not I've lol I can I have 100 percent strike rate "

You are good looking but can’t read profiles so I have to resist your talents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Uve not I've lol I can I have 100 percent strike rate "
3 strikes your out

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhahaha!!! I have a feeling this is gonna get quite funny... Possibly a little nasty and probably a bit cringy too... Ok more cringy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry "

Haha! Emergency lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhahaha!!! I have a feeling this is gonna get quite funny... Possibly a little nasty and probably a bit cringy too... Ok more cringy "

We are staying awake just for this

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?"

A bit stingy, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on lad i think your avatar alone will make them cum 6 times you stud "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?

A bit stingy, no? "
better that toothpaste that shit burns

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I really don't get the joke here guys haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?

A bit stingy, no? "

The boy once rubbed tiger balm on his testicles...lesson learned. Stick to Durex Play and KY Jelly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?

A bit stingy, no? better that toothpaste that shit burns"

Aqua fresh...your dick will taste minty fresh

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?

A bit stingy, no?

The boy once rubbed tiger balm on his testicles...lesson learned. Stick to Durex Play and KY Jelly!!"

Or the op has mayonnaise instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?

A bit stingy, no?

The boy once rubbed tiger balm on his testicles...lesson learned. Stick to Durex Play and KY Jelly!!"

And how did he feel once you'd peeled him off the ceiling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who needs lube when I'm about? Lol

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses


"Who needs lube when I'm about? Lol"

We can use your Colgate I see in your pic you sent me

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I totaly misread the thread title.

I'm going back off to carry on organising my sock draw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?

A bit stingy, no?

The boy once rubbed tiger balm on his testicles...lesson learned. Stick to Durex Play and KY Jelly!!

And how did he feel once you'd peeled him off the ceiling? "

Haha! He was running around like an idiot

Rather flushed too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I totaly misread the thread title.

I'm going back off to carry on organising my sock draw "

I thought it was organised too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who needs lube when I'm about? Lol"
are you jeremy beadle in disguise?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

im waiting to see how many women hes based his 100% success rate on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?

A bit stingy, no?

The boy once rubbed tiger balm on his testicles...lesson learned. Stick to Durex Play and KY Jelly!!

And how did he feel once you'd peeled him off the ceiling?

Haha! He was running around like an idiot

Rather flushed too!!"

I hope he managed to avoid the gooch, that stuff will have burnt him a new bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who needs lube when I'm about? Lol"

Sooooooooo how many women ya made cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?

A bit stingy, no?

The boy once rubbed tiger balm on his testicles...lesson learned. Stick to Durex Play and KY Jelly!!

And how did he feel once you'd peeled him off the ceiling?

Haha! He was running around like an idiot

Rather flushed too!!

I hope he managed to avoid the gooch, that stuff will have burnt him a new bumhole "

Hahahaha! Might stick a sneaky finger up there and see what happens next time he bites me too hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise that's a sink and not a urinal I hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who needs lube when I'm about? Lol

Sooooooooo how many women ya made cum?

"

We’re all in tenderhooks here, waiting for this answer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?

A bit stingy, no?

The boy once rubbed tiger balm on his testicles...lesson learned. Stick to Durex Play and KY Jelly!!"
we used to deep heat oppositions undies when they were in the showers now that shit is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im waiting to see how many women hes based his 100% success rate on"

Am guessing 200% of nil = nil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?

A bit stingy, no?

The boy once rubbed tiger balm on his testicles...lesson learned. Stick to Durex Play and KY Jelly!!we used to deep heat oppositions undies when they were in the showers now that shit is funny "

Haha! He just cringed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im waiting to see how many women hes based his 100% success rate on

Am guessing 200% of nil = nil!"

Or maybe 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despite the fact I apparently have a cracking arse and tits, I can’t see past the handwash sorry

Haha! Emergency lube?

A bit stingy, no?

The boy once rubbed tiger balm on his testicles...lesson learned. Stick to Durex Play and KY Jelly!!we used to deep heat oppositions undies when they were in the showers now that shit is funny

Haha! He just cringed "
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The lot of u don't give up ur day jobs lol. Ur posts ain't funny and yes it is a sink only an idiot would need to tell people it's a sink lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am no expert on women (I read about them in a book so I know a few things) but i'm fairly sure a guy who claims he's 'The one guy who will finally make her cum' is definitely not going to do the job

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Computer says no(ne)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who needs lube when I'm about? Lol

Sooooooooo how many women ya made cum?

"

Am guessing When Harry Met Sally kind of cum - if more than zero

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses


"The lot of u don't give up ur day jobs lol. Ur posts ain't funny and yes it is a sink only an idiot would need to tell people it's a sink lol "

You just told us it’s a sink so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lot of u don't give up ur day jobs lol. Ur posts ain't funny and yes it is a sink only an idiot would need to tell people it's a sink lol "

So an idiot has just told people it is a sink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lot of u don't give up ur day jobs lol. Ur posts ain't funny and yes it is a sink only an idiot would need to tell people it's a sink lol

You just told us it’s a sink so... "

Beat me to it!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

im going for the benefit of the doubt and say 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lot of u don't give up ur day jobs lol. Ur posts ain't funny and yes it is a sink only an idiot would need to tell people it's a sink lol

You just told us it’s a sink so... "

Oh man!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Obviously u never have made a woman literally want u all to herself . I've been the one loads of times pal. I ain't read no book either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously u never have made a woman literally want u all to herself . I've been the one loads of times pal. I ain't read no book either lol "

That last bit is very evident.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lot of u don't give up ur day jobs lol. Ur posts ain't funny and yes it is a sink only an idiot would need to tell people it's a sink lol "
this is my day job so i see that as a compliment

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Obviously u never have made a woman literally want u all to herself . I've been the one loads of times pal. I ain't read no book either lol "
how many is loads though surely you keep a tally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well done u like what I did there yea I ain't out to call people I'm here for the women who have heard others orgasm stories and fort....i ain't had that feeling... Lol

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"How do you know you can make everyone cum?"

Because it’s his post and in his post he can make and do whoever and whatever he can ,,,, can’t he ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously u never have made a woman literally want u all to herself . I've been the one loads of times pal. I ain't read no book either lol

That last bit is very evident.....

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously u never have made a woman literally want u all to herself . I've been the one loads of times pal. I ain't read no book either lol "
wich of us are u talking to ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Every woman that's had that eye contact that makes both parties think filthy thoughts straight away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously u never have made a woman literally want u all to herself . I've been the one loads of times pal. I ain't read no book either lol wich of us are u talking to ? "

Half we’re not the only ones lost now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every woman that's had that eye contact that makes both parties think filthy thoughts straight away lol "
said the raven

Never more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have u then?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Every woman that's had that eye contact that makes both parties think filthy thoughts straight away lol "
you make a woman cum by eye contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every woman that's had that eye contact that makes both parties think filthy thoughts straight away lol "

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every woman that's had that eye contact that makes both parties think filthy thoughts straight away lol you make a woman cum by eye contact"

Wish I could do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cum 3x already reading this thread. Keep posting, I'm on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...basically, women drop their knickers at the site of you?

What about aunts and cousins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cum 3x already reading this thread. Keep posting, I'm on it!"

Post of the day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...basically, women drop their knickers at the site of you?

What about aunts and cousins?"

In a Deliverance kind of way of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corrr this thread is more painful than teabagging the tigerbalm

I'm off to bed before we make 'eye contact', I've got neighbours you know, they'll be able to smell the damp!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every woman that's had that eye contact that makes both parties think filthy thoughts straight away lol you make a woman cum by eye contact"

I know, that's why I wear sunglasses. Nobody is having an orgasm in my christian town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corrr this thread is more painful than teabagging the tigerbalm

I'm off to bed before we make 'eye contact', I've got neighbours you know, they'll be able to smell the damp!!

"

Hahah!! It’s like a fish market around Leicester right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No make them want me then by the time we get the chance I'd guarantee the pussy is already soaking and it would need a few cheeky slaps of my cock on her clit and walla lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corrr this thread is more painful than teabagging the tigerbalm

I'm off to bed before we make 'eye contact', I've got neighbours you know, they'll be able to smell the damp!!

"

Or banging on walls and telling you to keep the noise down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every woman that's had that eye contact that makes both parties think filthy thoughts straight away lol you make a woman cum by eye contact"

I have ADHD so struggle to make eye contact with people, explains why I can never bring women to orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corrr this thread is more painful than teabagging the tigerbalm

I'm off to bed before we make 'eye contact', I've got neighbours you know, they'll be able to smell the damp!!

"

Don’t make eye contact...it’s like Bird Box!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No make them want me then by the time we get the chance I'd guarantee the pussy is already soaking and it would need a few cheeky slaps of my cock on her clit and walla lol"

Girls...he’s unlocked our secret! We may as well all submit now...no chance of resistance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ur lucky Polly I just went to send u a pic lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corrr this thread is more painful than teabagging the tigerbalm

I'm off to bed before we make 'eye contact', I've got neighbours you know, they'll be able to smell the damp!!

Hahah!! It’s like a fish market around Leicester right now"

I'm in need of a wet floor sign! Bloody dangerous round here I can tell ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All u girls mailing here ain't looking for single guys so can't see my face pic but u really wish u could don't u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell me that this is a piss take!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gagging for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All u girls mailing here ain't looking for single guys so can't see my face pic but u really wish u could don't u lol"

I’m looking for single guys but tonight I’m having a night off. Saves your little fingers sending anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have u then?"
has who what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ur lucky Polly I just went to send u a pic lol x"

Damn those pesky filters *shakes fist*

And just when I was in need of a few cheeky cock slaps to my clit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All u girls mailing here ain't looking for single guys so can't see my face pic but u really wish u could don't u lol"

How is that even coherent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corrr this thread is more painful than teabagging the tigerbalm

I'm off to bed before we make 'eye contact', I've got neighbours you know, they'll be able to smell the damp!!

"
try rons eal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ur lucky Polly I just went to send u a pic lol x

Damn those pesky filters *shakes fist*

And just when I was in need of a few cheeky cock slaps to my clit!

"

Dying here!!lol

Watch he doesn’t skid on those gushing juices and slap your clit head first!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shame hey lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please tell me that this is a piss take!!"

If it is it is most excellent. But I really do doubt it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's been known a woman once claimed of me after slipping in my house on her own squirting mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a good looking chap apparently to.... Not saying any names haha x

That’s a matter of opinion though.

So how do you know you can make everyone cum?"

Sex God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's been known a woman once claimed of me after slipping in my house on her own squirting mess. "

Alright..now we know this is a piss take. Was fun while it lasted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ur lucky Polly I just went to send u a pic lol x

Damn those pesky filters *shakes fist*

And just when I was in need of a few cheeky cock slaps to my clit!

Dying here!!lol

Watch he doesn’t skid on those gushing juices and slap your clit head first!!"

Surely I can just claim if that happens? Seems legit, accident that wasn't your fault an all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's been known a woman once claimed of me after slipping in my house on her own squirting mess. "

So a woman phoned up an insurance company and told them sex god had slippy wooden floors?

Sounds plausible.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ur lucky Polly I just went to send u a pic lol x

Damn those pesky filters *shakes fist*

And just when I was in need of a few cheeky cock slaps to my clit!

Dying here!!lol

Watch he doesn’t skid on those gushing juices and slap your clit head first!!

Surely I can just claim if that happens? Seems legit, accident that wasn't your fault an all "

SexInjuryLaywers4U

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ur lucky Polly I just went to send u a pic lol x

Damn those pesky filters *shakes fist*

And just when I was in need of a few cheeky cock slaps to my clit!

Dying here!!lol

Watch he doesn’t skid on those gushing juices and slap your clit head first!!

Surely I can just claim if that happens? Seems legit, accident that wasn't your fault an all

SexInjuryLaywers4U"

Www.slipsplitclit.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ur lucky Polly I just went to send u a pic lol x

Damn those pesky filters *shakes fist*

And just when I was in need of a few cheeky cock slaps to my clit!

Dying here!!lol

Watch he doesn’t skid on those gushing juices and slap your clit head first!!

Surely I can just claim if that happens? Seems legit, accident that wasn't your fault an all

SexInjuryLaywers4U"

Billions will have to be set aside but you only have a limited time to claim.

The adverts will run every 20 minutes on sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's been known a woman once claimed of me after slipping in my house on her own squirting mess. "

Should have told her to slap some Flex Tape on her cooch, that stuff stops leaks in seconds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ur lucky Polly I just went to send u a pic lol x

Damn those pesky filters *shakes fist*

And just when I was in need of a few cheeky cock slaps to my clit!

Dying here!!lol

Watch he doesn’t skid on those gushing juices and slap your clit head first!!

Surely I can just claim if that happens? Seems legit, accident that wasn't your fault an all

SexInjuryLaywers4U

Www.slipsplitclit.com"

Dying here lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feisty female of u 2 ur a lucky man. Mmf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ur lucky Polly I just went to send u a pic lol x

Damn those pesky filters *shakes fist*

And just when I was in need of a few cheeky cock slaps to my clit!

Dying here!!lol

Watch he doesn’t skid on those gushing juices and slap your clit head first!!

Surely I can just claim if that happens? Seems legit, accident that wasn't your fault an all

SexInjuryLaywers4U

Billions will have to be set aside but you only have a limited time to claim.

The adverts will run every 20 minutes on sky"

And during Jeremy Kyle, of course!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She never won cause I had to reenact what had happened but the woman who came round from the insurance company walked in greeted me and boom there was that eye thing going on lol u can guess what happens......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feisty female of u 2 ur a lucky man. Mmf? "

He is a very lucky man...but I just don’t know how I can resist any longer.

Take me...now. Follow the gushing of my juicies all the way to Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feisty female of u 2 ur a lucky man. Mmf?

He is a very lucky man...but I just don’t know how I can resist any longer.

Take me...now. Follow the gushing of my juicies all the way to Leicester "

He'll be able to swim there at this rate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you had an accident at work like a fall or a trip

Even an accident at home in the kitchen or maybe uve slipped on your on pussy juice

We have the lawyers for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you teach me how to make a woman cum just by looking at her.. As I'm cross-eyed I could satisfy her while watching match if the day at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is that lucky man willing to share or

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or watch Wimbledon without moving ur head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or watch Wimbledon without moving ur head"

I do that anyway.. But your skip coukr really change my life. Please teach me "cum master general"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If ur trying to be funny I've heard funnier farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If ur trying to be funny I've heard funnier farts"
.

Ffs.. Try a bit of flattery and you get flatulence in return.. Cheers buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like some pictures have been removed.

What were the handlotion and sink comments about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If ur trying to be funny I've heard funnier farts.

Ffs.. Try a bit of flattery and you get flatulence in return.. Cheers buddy. "

He is the ‘sex god’ after all. What were you thinking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers ur a beautiful looking woman! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If ur trying to be funny I've heard funnier farts.

Ffs.. Try a bit of flattery and you get flatulence in return.. Cheers buddy.

He is the ‘sex god’ after all. What were you thinking? "

I find myself suitably chastised..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/03/19 01:54:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 16/03/19 01:54:28]"

I feel like I've walked in on your wet dream.. it's making me feel a little dirty, and not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers ur a beautiful looking woman! Xx"

Was that for me? Aaaaw thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All u girls mailing here ain't looking for single guys so can't see my face pic but u really wish u could don't u lol"

I saw it and didn’t cum, so what’s up with that? Am I broken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally read that as women that aren’t organised..I thought no shit Sherlock!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She never won cause I had to reenact what had happened but the woman who came round from the insurance company walked in greeted me and boom there was that eye thing going on lol u can guess what happens......?"

Was it Churchill ?

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By *oupleNeedPlus1Couple
over a year ago

Reading

I thought you would be about 18 OP... You're 34!!

I'm officially shook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cum 4th time now. Coz you posted a picture in your profile.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I've cum 4th time now. Coz you posted a picture in your profile."

Even I’ve cum and I’m a straight bloke

It’s like he’s got some kind of superpower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She never won cause I had to reenact what had happened but the woman who came round from the insurance company walked in greeted me and boom there was that eye thing going on lol u can guess what happens......?

Was it Churchill ? "

Ohhhhhh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cum 4th time now. Coz you posted a picture in your profile.

Even I’ve cum and I’m a straight bloke

It’s like he’s got some kind of superpower "

I owe him. Loads.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I've cum 4th time now. Coz you posted a picture in your profile.

Even I’ve cum and I’m a straight bloke

It’s like he’s got some kind of superpower

I owe him. Loads."

I hope you didn’t have anything planned for today because you’re pretty much going to keep orgasming until you collapse into unconsciousness.

Remember to wear your arm bands so you don’t drown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** fakes orgasm and leaves**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cum 4th time now. Coz you posted a picture in your profile.

Even I’ve cum and I’m a straight bloke

It’s like he’s got some kind of superpower

I owe him. Loads.

I hope you didn’t have anything planned for today because you’re pretty much going to keep orgasming until you collapse into unconsciousness.

Remember to wear your arm bands so you don’t drown "

And don't forget that insurance claim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven’t got there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"** fakes orgasm and leaves**"

I reckon he is used to that!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I've cum 4th time now. Coz you posted a picture in your profile.

Even I’ve cum and I’m a straight bloke

It’s like he’s got some kind of superpower

I owe him. Loads.

I hope you didn’t have anything planned for today because you’re pretty much going to keep orgasming until you collapse into unconsciousness.

Remember to wear your arm bands so you don’t drown

And don't forget that insurance claim"

I can’t fill out the form, the pen won’t write on cum-sodden paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cum 4th time now. Coz you posted a picture in your profile.

Even I’ve cum and I’m a straight bloke

It’s like he’s got some kind of superpower

I owe him. Loads.

I hope you didn’t have anything planned for today because you’re pretty much going to keep orgasming until you collapse into unconsciousness.

Remember to wear your arm bands so you don’t drown "

Actually I'm going swimming again. I may just listen to your advice though always cum in hot sauna and steam room in between doing my lengths

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I thought you would be about 18 OP... You're 34!!

I'm officially shook "

Unfortunately I've had similar messages from older

People who brag about their prowess tend to sound like they don't have any, when you've got a little experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cum 4th time now. Coz you posted a picture in your profile.

Even I’ve cum and I’m a straight bloke

It’s like he’s got some kind of superpower

I owe him. Loads.

I hope you didn’t have anything planned for today because you’re pretty much going to keep orgasming until you collapse into unconsciousness.

Remember to wear your arm bands so you don’t drown

Actually I'm going swimming again. I may just listen to your advice though always cum in hot sauna and steam room in between doing my lengths "

Doing lengths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you would be about 18 OP... You're 34!!

I'm officially shook

Unfortunately I've had similar messages from older

People who brag about their prowess tend to sound like they don't have any, when you've got a little experience. "

They will have watched how to do it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've cum 4th time now. Coz you posted a picture in your profile.

Even I’ve cum and I’m a straight bloke

It’s like he’s got some kind of superpower

I owe him. Loads.

I hope you didn’t have anything planned for today because you’re pretty much going to keep orgasming until you collapse into unconsciousness.

Remember to wear your arm bands so you don’t drown

Actually I'm going swimming again. I may just listen to your advice though always cum in hot sauna and steam room in between doing my lengths

Doing lengths "

Gotta go the extra length for the right fab guy, right?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I thought you would be about 18 OP... You're 34!!

I'm officially shook

Unfortunately I've had similar messages from older

People who brag about their prowess tend to sound like they don't have any, when you've got a little experience.

They will have watched how to do it......"

Well, they sound like they've watched porn and think it's real. No mate, I'm not going to flood the room squirting at the sight of your glorious cock. Do you need an anatomy lesson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just read through whilst on the loo, safest place in case of sudden gushing.

Morning all!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread ever...needs to go in the Fab Forum Hall of Fame

I nearly drowned in my own juices...tsunami in Leicester

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

Every now and again, you come across comedy gold!! Today is that day

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Glad I didn't find this thread last night as I needed some sleep but it's a great start to the day...thanks evetyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you would be about 18 OP... You're 34!!

I'm officially shook

Unfortunately I've had similar messages from older

People who brag about their prowess tend to sound like they don't have any, when you've got a little experience.

They will have watched how to do it......

Well, they sound like they've watched porn and think it's real. No mate, I'm not going to flood the room squirting at the sight of your glorious cock. Do you need an anatomy lesson? "

Respect, humour and seduction don't make it into porn films. Fake screams do so that is all some people know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad I didn't find this thread last night as I needed some sleep but it's a great start to the day...thanks evetyone "

it kept me awake far too long. 4 hours sleep not good as a result

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull


"All u girls mailing here ain't looking for single guys so can't see my face pic but u really wish u could don't u lol

I saw it and didn’t cum, so what’s up with that? Am I broken?"

You would be if you were in the same room lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woah! He's 34? Really? Op, seriously, this has to be a wind up? I think I may need to change my age filters again!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Jonnygod in disguise?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Are you Jonnygod in disguise?"

*snort*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Woah! He's 34? Really? Op, seriously, this has to be a wind up? I think I may need to change my age filters again!

Peach x"

Yeah. I want people at least half as mature as me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"** fakes orgasm and leaves**

I reckon he is used to that!"

To be fair, if they've gone to the trouble of faking it,they must REALLY like him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On about me? Lol

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Uve not I've lol I can I have 100 percent strike rate "

What if she lied just so you would stop humping. I've done that once or twice. Some guys just aren't ever going to get it right. Ever seen When Harry met Sally ?

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Every woman that's had that eye contact that makes both parties think filthy thoughts straight away lol you make a woman cum by eye contact"

He's a bit cock eyed.

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