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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How? Trying to get another donut on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

Haha man down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the right one jealous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just whinced in empathy Dude

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Not guilty

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"How? Trying to get another donut on?

Not today

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

Haha man down"

No he's laughing his cock off

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I just whinced in empathy Dude

You know it!

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Tried squashing the other to take your mind off the first?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

Haha man down"

Down but not out

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Tried squashing the other to take your mind off the first?

That's just evil

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Not guilty

Phew

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Tried squashing the other to take your mind off the first?

That's just evil

Thankyou.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put up a meet to get someone to come round to kiss it better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Ooh that’s just reminded me I have some monkey nuts in my bag. I was feeling peckish too

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By *ndy0001Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

That made me snort!

Hope the pain subsides quickly.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Tried squashing the other to take your mind off the first?

That's just evil

Thankyou.x

You're welcome

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Put up a meet to get someone to come round to kiss it better.

That never works

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!"

I bet

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ooh that’s just reminded me I have some monkey nuts in my bag. I was feeling peckish too

That's always one

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

That made me snort!

Hope the pain subsides quickly.

bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need someone to kiss it better ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

Ouch, I do that to my boobs occasionally x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze the right one of it'll start to feel left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put up a meet to get someone to come round to kiss it better.

That never works

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oops someone beat me

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Its your own fault for trying to jump over bed post end and miss judging it

Im hoping i dont drop these large stones on my foot.

Otherwise its a very flat foot bones crushed if I lose grip of them.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Need someone to kiss it better ?

If you think it will help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

Ouch, I do that to my boobs occasionally x

Me too!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

Ouch, I do that to my boobs occasionally x

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooooh, bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!

I bet

Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Squeeze the right one of it'll start to feel left out

No you sadist

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Put up a meet to get someone to come round to kiss it better.

That never works

oops someone beat me

Pffft and you offered to kiss it better

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Its your own fault for trying to jump over bed post end and miss judging it

Im hoping i dont drop these large stones on my foot.

Otherwise its a very flat foot bones crushed if I lose grip of them."

If I could jump over the bed post I'd do more damage at my age

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

Ouch, I do that to my boobs occasionally x

Me too!"

You kiss mine better and I'll kiss yours

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ooooooooh, bugger!"

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!

I bet

Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!!"

Wuse

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it "

Tears when you stall bike and squash both of em!!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it "

I believe everyman whinces when they see it happen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!

I bet

Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!!

Wuse

Haha! That’s what I told him...he let me bite hard on his cock instead

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it

I believe everyman whinces when they see it happen.."

Tears of laughter from a woman...

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it

Tears when you stall bike and squash both of em!!

That happens in slow motion too, which makes it worse you know what's happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!

I bet

Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!!

Wuse

Haha! That’s what I told him...he let me bite hard on his cock instead

That's ok then

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it

I believe everyman whinces when they see it happen..

Tears of laughter from a woman...

You're laughing now aren't you

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it

Tears when you stall bike and squash both of em!!

That happens in slow motion too, which makes it worse you know what's happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it

Seen bike and rider go down like a sack of spuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!

I bet

Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!!

Wuse

Haha! That’s what I told him...he let me bite hard on his cock instead

That's ok then

Absolutely it was

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it

I believe everyman whinces when they see it happen..

Tears of laughter from a woman...

You're laughing now aren't you

I will not fib .........yes!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it

Tears when you stall bike and squash both of em!!

That happens in slow motion too, which makes it worse you know what's happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it

Seen bike and rider go down like a sack of spuds

Yep that'll happen..

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

I bit l’s nut a few days ago...didn’t go down to well!!

I bet

Tried to kiss it better last night and he jumped in pain!!

Wuse

Haha! That’s what I told him...he let me bite hard on his cock instead

That's ok then

Absolutely it was

You vampire

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"That's a big ouch .... brought a tear to my eye just thinking about it

I believe everyman whinces when they see it happen..

Tears of laughter from a woman...

You're laughing now aren't you

I will not fib .........yes!

Thought so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need someone to kiss it better ?

If you think it will help

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anything's worth a try x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

Ouch, I do that to my boobs occasionally x

Me too!

You kiss mine better and I'll kiss yours

Ok- if you insist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

Ouch, I do that to my boobs occasionally x

Me too!"

Me too!

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

I ruptured mine playing rugby, both of them on two separate occasions! Had to have them removed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ruptured mine playing rugby, both of them on two separate occasions! Had to have them removed!"

Please unsay that, please!!!!!

Mine have gone numb now just out of sympathy......

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"I ruptured mine playing rugby, both of them on two separate occasions! Had to have them removed!

Please unsay that, please!!!!!

Mine have gone numb now just out of sympathy...... "

On both occasions it was just like a really bad kick in the nuts, obviously doubled over on pain and tears, it was when the ball sack filled with blood and the swelling started that the anxiety kicked in! Ambulance woman thought it was hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crushed Nuts?

Maybe you should try ice cream

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

Ouch, I do that to my boobs occasionally x

Me too!

You kiss mine better and I'll kiss yours

Ok- if you insist!"

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I ruptured mine playing rugby, both of them on two separate occasions! Had to have them removed!

Please unsay that, please!!!!!

Mine have gone numb now just out of sympathy...... "

So have mine now

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Fyi nuts are still tender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice bruise: first yellow, then green then purple! Enjoy the rainbow!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nice bruise: first yellow, then green then purple! Enjoy the rainbow!"

You should have seen the colours after I had the snip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just accidentally squashed my left nut, bugger it's tender now

I'm crying lol x

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