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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or she would have a freezer full of xperia steaks

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By *oneDoeWoman
over a year ago

socially distanced

Very dexter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

or she would have a freezer full of xperia steaks"

I'd eat me, if it was possible.... Js

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very dexter "

Was never sure, she sounded really serious, but then..... .....it had to be a joke right, she'd be locked up after the first try unless she was VERY good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or she would have a freezer full of xperia steaks

I'd eat me, if it was possible.... Js"

What is your tastiest bit? Where would you start.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've got one under my bed, just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood and knife play is becoming more and more prevalent but its probably a fetish more for other sites lol enjoyable though but the trust has to be there completely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

or she would have a freezer full of xperia steaks

I'd eat me, if it was possible.... Js

What is your tastiest bit? Where would you start. "

Tongue obv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her name wasn't Rose was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blood and knife play is becoming more and more prevalent but its probably a fetish more for other sites lol enjoyable though but the trust has to be there completely "

I've enjoyed life a fuck load, but some things I'm completely innocent about.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Her name wasn't Rose was it?"

Rose is a pretty name.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blood and knife play is becoming more and more prevalent but its probably a fetish more for other sites lol enjoyable though but the trust has to be there completely

I've enjoyed life a fuck load, but some things I'm completely innocent about..... "

Somethings I wish I was innocent about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some one tell me they wanted to tie me up and sacrifice me....that scared the life out of me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had some one tell me they wanted to tie me up and sacrifice me....that scared the life out of me! "

If she was the hottest girl I'd ever get to fuck, I might give it a go.....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....? "

Bodies are in the woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

I'm always suspicious of girls with rugs on the bedroom now.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

I'm always suspicious of girls with rugs on the bedroom now..... "

Wait, that came out all wrong, small carpets that don't fill the whole space, you know the type.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

I'm always suspicious of girls with rugs on the bedroom now..... "

Stand on the rug and slide your feet, if theres a rustle get the fuck outta there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes"

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot! "

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences.... "

lol I always take a plastic sheet (well a terry towelling waterproof cover) but that’s for my gush I’d hate to leave someone with a drenched bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences....

lol I always take a plastic sheet (well a terry towelling waterproof cover) but that’s for my gush I’d hate to leave someone with a drenched bed! "

Know a few guys who would sleep on the couch days after a drenched bed activity just so they could brag to their mates about what 'they did' proudly peacocking their 'achievement' lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

Thing is with pigs, you'd probs have to sit around and watch them eat, just to make sure like, just in case they stopped at the neck or something.... Could be fussy eaters? And what if they did, you'd have to scoop up the "leftovers "....

My vote is always for framing someone else....

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences....

lol I always take a plastic sheet (well a terry towelling waterproof cover) but that’s for my gush I’d hate to leave someone with a drenched bed!

Know a few guys who would sleep on the couch days after a drenched bed activity just so they could brag to their mates about what 'they did' proudly peacocking their 'achievement' lol "

. I’d rather the memory and a dry bed! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences....

lol I always take a plastic sheet (well a terry towelling waterproof cover) but that’s for my gush I’d hate to leave someone with a drenched bed! "

That's just responsible forward planning my love, not murder! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else...."

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

Maybe I'm so skilled at that shiz that this post is just the beginning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences....

lol I always take a plastic sheet (well a terry towelling waterproof cover) but that’s for my gush I’d hate to leave someone with a drenched bed!

Know a few guys who would sleep on the couch days after a drenched bed activity just so they could brag to their mates about what 'they did' proudly peacocking their 'achievement' lol

. I’d rather the memory and a dry bed! Lol"

Lol me too if I'm honest! Love my bed

it doesn't complain when I stagger in d*unk and fall asleep on top of it! (1 time that happened I swear lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

Maybe I'm so skilled at that shiz that this post is just the beginning? "

Framer For Hire! No job too small! From robbery to murder X's plastic sheets have you covered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

There's a thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

Anxiety filled couple of months though. 'Hey Steve grab me a beer from the...........NOOOOOOOO' although you'll be a barbeque hit in the summer! I'll just hire Xperia to do some framing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it me or did this thread meander down some dark alleyways? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This post has not gone the way I expected but I'm glad for the comments and good to hear some manly bastards for a change too

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

I prefer the fava beans and a nice Chianti approach to body disposal..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

Anxiety filled couple of months though. 'Hey Steve grab me a beer from the...........NOOOOOOOO' although you'll be a barbeque hit in the summer! I'll just hire Xperia to do some framing

How many Steve's are on this thread?

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences.... "

You haven't still got her details ? Sounds right up my street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

Anxiety filled couple of months though. 'Hey Steve grab me a beer from the...........NOOOOOOOO' although you'll be a barbeque hit in the summer! I'll just hire Xperia to do some framing

How many Steve's are on this thread? "

Theres always a few Steve's knocking about somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences....

You haven't still got her details ? Sounds right up my street

On previous profile 4sur3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

Anxiety filled couple of months though. 'Hey Steve grab me a beer from the...........NOOOOOOOO' although you'll be a barbeque hit in the summer! I'll just hire Xperia to do some framing

How many Steve's are on this thread?

Theres always a few Steve's knocking about somewhere"

I'll be one of them.....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

Anxiety filled couple of months though. 'Hey Steve grab me a beer from the...........NOOOOOOOO' although you'll be a barbeque hit in the summer! I'll just hire Xperia to do some framing

How many Steve's are on this thread? "

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

Anxiety filled couple of months though. 'Hey Steve grab me a beer from the...........NOOOOOOOO' although you'll be a barbeque hit in the summer! I'll just hire Xperia to do some framing

How many Steve's are on this thread?

*waves*"

* winks * (very straightly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

Anxiety filled couple of months though. 'Hey Steve grab me a beer from the...........NOOOOOOOO' although you'll be a barbeque hit in the summer! I'll just hire Xperia to do some framing

How many Steve's are on this thread?

Theres always a few Steve's knocking about somewhere

I'll be one of them..... "

Fecking good guess then! The guy downstairs eating my food is Steve too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

Anxiety filled couple of months though. 'Hey Steve grab me a beer from the...........NOOOOOOOO' although you'll be a barbeque hit in the summer! I'll just hire Xperia to do some framing

How many Steve's are on this thread?

Theres always a few Steve's knocking about somewhere

I'll be one of them.....

Fecking good guess then! The guy downstairs eating my food is Steve too! "

You know how that flashed through my mind, right? Meat and two.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

Anxiety filled couple of months though. 'Hey Steve grab me a beer from the...........NOOOOOOOO' although you'll be a barbeque hit in the summer! I'll just hire Xperia to do some framing

How many Steve's are on this thread?

Theres always a few Steve's knocking about somewhere

I'll be one of them.....

Fecking good guess then! The guy downstairs eating my food is Steve too!

You know how that flashed through my mind, right? Meat and two..... "

Lmao maybe I should clarify in my kitchen with his lady lol for some reason they always stop by! But reading back yeah I see how that read! Ah well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got one under my bed, just in case

Sheet or body....?

Bodies are in the woods

Woods are pointless, too many doggers or dog walkers. Better to find a boat and drop them in the sea, tides can carry further and you have the added benefit of becoming food for the fishes

You guys are GOOD!!!!

Plastic sheet lady could learn a lot!

Pigs work too but I agree with the sea, easier to access than getting access to a fair few pigs

My vote is always for framing someone else....

Yeah true pigs have their problems, sea is definitely better! Ah framing somebody you have to be absolutely meticulous these days. Down to the most minute detail

You could always do the eating yourself and save going to tesco for a couple of months

Anxiety filled couple of months though. 'Hey Steve grab me a beer from the...........NOOOOOOOO' although you'll be a barbeque hit in the summer! I'll just hire Xperia to do some framing

How many Steve's are on this thread?

Theres always a few Steve's knocking about somewhere

I'll be one of them.....

Fecking good guess then! The guy downstairs eating my food is Steve too!

You know how that flashed through my mind, right? Meat and two.....

Lmao maybe I should clarify in my kitchen with his lady lol for some reason they always stop by! But reading back yeah I see how that read! Ah well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess her humour was not appreciated lol. There are a lot on Fab like that with unappreciated humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences....

lol I always take a plastic sheet (well a terry towelling waterproof cover) but that’s for my gush I’d hate to leave someone with a drenched bed!

Know a few guys who would sleep on the couch days after a drenched bed activity just so they could brag to their mates about what 'they did' proudly peacocking their 'achievement' lol "

Ewwwwwww dirty boys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences....

lol I always take a plastic sheet (well a terry towelling waterproof cover) but that’s for my gush I’d hate to leave someone with a drenched bed!

Know a few guys who would sleep on the couch days after a drenched bed activity just so they could brag to their mates about what 'they did' proudly peacocking their 'achievement' lol

Ewwwwwww dirty boys!"

Very true on that one

they are excessively

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over a year ago

I was just elaborating on the type of story for a second message, I didn't know it would get thus dark and messy......

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over a year ago

"I was just elaborating on the type of story for a second message, I didn't know it would get thus dark and messy...... "
it always does with you

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over a year ago

"I was just elaborating on the type of story for a second message, I didn't know it would get thus dark and messy...... it always does with you

.....says live goldfish girl!

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"I was just elaborating on the type of story for a second message, I didn't know it would get thus dark and messy...... it always does with you

.....says live goldfish girl! "
stop it!!

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over a year ago

"I was just elaborating on the type of story for a second message, I didn't know it would get thus dark and messy...... it always does with you

.....says live goldfish girl! stop it!!

You weren't saying that when it was "swimming", js.......

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over a year ago

Invite her over again and have plastic sheets already laid out as a double bluff.

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over a year ago

"Invite her over again and have plastic sheets already laid out as a double bluff."

She'd probable bring her knife block though, that's a risky strategy!

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over a year ago

"Invite her over again and have plastic sheets already laid out as a double bluff."
and a carving knife on the bedside drawer?

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over a year ago

"Invite her over again and have plastic sheets already laid out as a double bluff. and a carving knife on the bedside drawer? "

I do have a chainsaw in the garage.....

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over a year ago

..........NEW SHEETS..........

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over a year ago

Oh dear

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over a year ago

"Invite her over again and have plastic sheets already laid out as a double bluff. and a carving knife on the bedside drawer?

I do have a chainsaw in the garage..... "

I wouldn't go that far. S selection of screwdrivers and other sharp Implements will do.

It sounded like she was maybe messing you around and didn't really have any plastic sheets or knives.

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over a year ago

"Oh dear

How was your day at work my love? Xx

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over a year ago

"Invite her over again and have plastic sheets already laid out as a double bluff. and a carving knife on the bedside drawer?

I do have a chainsaw in the garage.....

I wouldn't go that far. S selection of screwdrivers and other sharp Implements will do.

It sounded like she was maybe messing you around and didn't really have any plastic sheets or knives."

I never take chances, unless they look like cheeky

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over a year ago

"Oh dear

How was your day at work my love? Xx "

Fine darling, I’m just laying the plastic sheets out

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over a year ago

"Oh dear

How was your day at work my love? Xx

Fine darling, I’m just laying the plastic sheets out

Look, I lit candles, put some Lionel on and ran a bath for you....

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"Oh dear

How was your day at work my love? Xx

Fine darling, I’m just laying the plastic sheets out

Look, I lit candles, put some Lionel on and ran a bath for you.... "

Have you

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over a year ago

"Oh dear

How was your day at work my love? Xx

Fine darling, I’m just laying the plastic sheets out

Look, I lit candles, put some Lionel on and ran a bath for you....

Have you

I'm in my mancave working now, you can come and sit on my desk to keep me company when you're done.... Xx

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences.... "

OCD Is such a pain

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over a year ago

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences....

OCD Is such a pain"

Could have just met outside and saved the worry of the clean up really......

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences.... "

I do like the taste of fresh blood. But your ok I like a bit fat on my man it helps with the cooking

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over a year ago

"....so.....

Last time I was on here there was a girl who seemed quite lovely. She asked me round to hers and said she'd put plastic sheets down so that it wouldn't make a mess when she cut me up.....!!!

.....never took her up on the offer, and I'll always wonder "what if", it might have been one of those amazing fab experiences....

I do like the taste of fresh blood. But your ok I like a bit fat on my man it helps with the cooking

I was sucking it in for my pics.....

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over a year ago

I love this fucking thread

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over a year ago

"I love this fucking thread

Freak!

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

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over a year ago

Maybe she had matrimony in mind

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over a year ago

"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Great feeling. My first little bit of scarification is in June and I'm looking forward to it so much

its not for everybody like but I'll have all the ink I want by then so next step upwards

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over a year ago

"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

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over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened! "

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

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over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

Just uploaded new one, see if it's approved shortly

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over a year ago

"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected."

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

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"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected."

Awesome!

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over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it..... "

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

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over a year ago

"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

Cool

I faint with fucking injections....

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over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

Cool

I faint with fucking injections.... "

Lol, we do needle play too !

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over a year ago

"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

Cool

I faint with fucking injections....

Lol, we do needle play too !"

How did you find each other or have you developed tastes together?

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"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

I did this to a mate with a Stanley Knife I was 19. A bit silly really but he asked me to do it for him and would rather it was me than someone be else.

He had already drawn the design on his arm so I just had to do the cutting.

It came out very well considering I draw like be a spasticated chicken.

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over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

Small needle play pic uploaded, poss be ok, until noticed

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over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

Cool

I faint with fucking injections....

Lol, we do needle play too !

How did you find each other or have you developed tastes together? "

We met on here, but knew each other was into more edgeplay etc. We also had profiles on another site

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over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

Needle pic rejected !

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"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

Cool

I faint with fucking injections....

Lol, we do needle play too !

How did you find each other or have you developed tastes together?

We met on here, but knew each other was into more edgeplay etc. We also had profiles on another site"

Got myself on a similar other site for that element of my character

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"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

I did this to a mate with a Stanley Knife I was 19. A bit silly really but he asked me to do it for him and would rather it was me than someone be else.

He had already drawn the design on his arm so I just had to do the cutting.

It came out very well considering I draw like be a spasticated chicken."

Chickens don't have thumbs.....

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over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

Cool

I faint with fucking injections....

Lol, we do needle play too !

How did you find each other or have you developed tastes together?

We met on here, but knew each other was into more edgeplay etc. We also had profiles on another site

Got myself on a similar other site for that element of my character

If anyone wants a pic, i can always pm

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"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

I did this to a mate with a Stanley Knife I was 19. A bit silly really but he asked me to do it for him and would rather it was me than someone be else.

He had already drawn the design on his arm so I just had to do the cutting.

It came out very well considering I draw like be a spasticated chicken.

Chickens don't have thumbs..... "

Hense my terrible drawing skills.

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over a year ago

"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

I did this to a mate with a Stanley Knife I was 19. A bit silly really but he asked me to do it for him and would rather it was me than someone be else.

He had already drawn the design on his arm so I just had to do the cutting.

It came out very well considering I draw like be a spasticated chicken.

Chickens don't have thumbs.....

Hense my terrible drawing skills."

Stanley seems a little unnecessary if you possess claws....

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"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

I did this to a mate with a Stanley Knife I was 19. A bit silly really but he asked me to do it for him and would rather it was me than someone be else.

He had already drawn the design on his arm so I just had to do the cutting.

It came out very well considering I draw like be a spasticated chicken.

Chickens don't have thumbs.....

Hense my terrible drawing skills.

Stanley seems a little unnecessary if you possess claws.... "

And quite a sharp beak as a chicken! Little feckers

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over a year ago

We keep saying we need plastic sheets for me, doughnut brings me much happiness when I cum

Danish x

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over a year ago

SOOOOOOOOOOO what was the original topic here before it became like the fucking Purge?

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

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a girl wanted to tie me to a chair and hook me up to a car battery, so that she could feel me spasm uncontrollably while she mounted me.

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over a year ago

"a girl wanted to tie me to a chair and hook me up to a car battery, so that she could feel me spasm uncontrollably while she mounted me."

I'd have gone for that. Did you let her?

Surely she'd get the shock too uniess she dried her vagina with a hairdryer???

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"Only yesterday my playpartner re-cut a heart on my shoulder with a scalpel

Pics or it never happened!

Pic on profile from 1st time done, while it's not been rejected.

Awwww, wow, cool!

It scares me to death, but if someone I loved and who really truly loved me in return did that on me I might kinda like it.....

We make sure everything is sterile with alcohol wash, single use sterile scalpels gloves etc and proper medical dressings after

I did this to a mate with a Stanley Knife I was 19. A bit silly really but he asked me to do it for him and would rather it was me than someone be else.

He had already drawn the design on his arm so I just had to do the cutting.

It came out very well considering I draw like be a spasticated chicken.

Chickens don't have thumbs.....

Hense my terrible drawing skills.

Stanley seems a little unnecessary if you possess claws....

And quite a sharp beak as a chicken! Little feckers "

I've enjoyed my life, but chicken sex is all new to me

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over a year ago

"We keep saying we need plastic sheets for me, doughnut brings me much happiness when I cum

Danish x"

You do know when ppl read that they will be thinking of you squirting with a lady cum face, right? Or was that just me?

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