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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....Wedding songs to walk down the aisle too! My mate let's himself into my place today, strolls directly to my bedroom, opens the door and yells in 'What's the worst song to walk down the aisle to?' Those are my friends :-/ but it did get me thinking.

You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid Girl - Garbage

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

'Please release me let me goooooo' tht humperdink guy ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stupid Girl - Garbage "

Awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roxanne - the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Birdie Song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will survive- Gloria Gaynor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to love her- guns n roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Runaway - The Corrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate you so much right now - Kelis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything about you - ugly kid Joe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Highway To Hell - ACDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DIVORCE by Tammy Winnette

or the comedy version by Billy Connolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some girls are bigger than others - The Smiths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody i used to know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liar - Bros

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It Wasnt Me - Shaggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bring your daughter to the slaughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bring your daughter to the slaughter"

Mwahahaha yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one bites the dust - Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bat Out of Hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Meatloaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by the cheeky girls would be fine.....

.....i think that's one song then....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Smack my Bitch Up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roxette - It must have been love (but it’s over now)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything by the cheeky girls would be fine.....

.....i think that's one song then.... "

Thank fuck for that gagging order lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still Havent Found What I'm Looking For - not cause of the lyrics just because its U2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tainted Love - Soft Cell

By the way liking Odin Hugin Munin and Fenris...whos next?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tainted Love - Soft Cell

By the way liking Odin Hugin Munin and Fenris...whos next?"

Thor, Heimdal, Sleipnir, Hel and Jormungandr. Then it's going to be brought altogether with a Midgard backdrop

hopefully it will look as I pictured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one bites the dust - Queen"

I’m having this at my funeral

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tainted Love - Soft Cell

By the way liking Odin Hugin Munin and Fenris...whos next?

Thor, Heimdal, Sleipnir, Hel and Jormungandr. Then it's going to be brought altogether with a Midgard backdrop

hopefully it will look as I pictured "

Sounds good I have Qinglóng the blue dragon of the eastern skies and Bái Hu the white tiger of the western skies around a yin yang on my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fucking hates me - Puddle of mud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prisoner of Your Love

Yngwie Malmsteen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tainted Love - Soft Cell

By the way liking Odin Hugin Munin and Fenris...whos next?

Thor, Heimdal, Sleipnir, Hel and Jormungandr. Then it's going to be brought altogether with a Midgard backdrop

hopefully it will look as I pictured

Sounds good I have Qinglóng the blue dragon of the eastern skies and Bái Hu the white tiger of the western skies around a yin yang on my back"

Awesome, Chinese constellations yeah? Love the mythologies of the world, well I should do as I believe in a set of them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I stand alone - Godsmack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nine Inch Nails - Closer"

Love that tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stand alone - Godsmack "

I love godsmack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I stand alone - Godsmack

I love godsmack"

Playing right this minute. When Legends Rise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tainted Love - Soft Cell

By the way liking Odin Hugin Munin and Fenris...whos next?

Thor, Heimdal, Sleipnir, Hel and Jormungandr. Then it's going to be brought altogether with a Midgard backdrop

hopefully it will look as I pictured

Sounds good I have Qinglóng the blue dragon of the eastern skies and Bái Hu the white tiger of the western skies around a yin yang on my back

Awesome, Chinese constellations yeah? Love the mythologies of the world, well I should do as I believe in a set of them lol

Norse eh...cool. You've probably read Kevin Hearne's Iron Druid but if not have a look

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Tragedy - Bee Gees

Actually saw one of those "Weddings From Hell" programmes where a woman had wanted to re-create the video to the Steps version as part of her wedding - they were divorced within a year!!

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By *weet Treat 69Couple
over a year ago

North Wales area

Alice Cooper

Poison

Queen

I want to break free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nine Inch Nails - Closer

Love that tune

We do to...more appropriate for the wedding night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suspicious minds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tainted Love - Soft Cell

By the way liking Odin Hugin Munin and Fenris...whos next?

Thor, Heimdal, Sleipnir, Hel and Jormungandr. Then it's going to be brought altogether with a Midgard backdrop

hopefully it will look as I pictured

Sounds good I have Qinglóng the blue dragon of the eastern skies and Bái Hu the white tiger of the western skies around a yin yang on my back

Awesome, Chinese constellations yeah? Love the mythologies of the world, well I should do as I believe in a set of them lol

Norse eh...cool. You've probably read Kevin Hearne's Iron Druid but if not have a look"

Third Eye Books and Herbs? That's an epic name for a shop lol

love that series!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nine Inch Nails - Closer

Love that tune

We do to...more appropriate for the wedding night

Very wedding night appropriate methinks

all wedding nights should have that song playing

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By *mstillere2Man
over a year ago

middleport

It should have been me-yvonne fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely giving us some ideas as our wedding is 6th April..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad Company - Bad Company

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely giving us some ideas as our wedding is 6th April.. "

Congratulations guys! I'm hoping theres some great inspiration here!

not too long now, making honest man/woman out of each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely giving us some ideas as our wedding is 6th April.. "

Oooooo exciting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bad Company - Bad Company"

Now this!!! Yes!!! My mate just chucked a beer at me in bed and said this exact song to me! No word of a lie! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock

Gay bar. Electric six

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely giving us some ideas as our wedding is 6th April.. "

Congrats!! Hope you’ll be sticking around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gay bar. Electric six

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haha!!

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By *nceinawhileCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

Not quite walking down the isle, but when it came to signing the registry we had 10cc I'm not in love playing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Awesome tunes everybody! Some really funny ones on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Snuff - Slipknot

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

Golddigger by Kanye West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big women by GBH!

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By *heNerdyCyclistMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

She Hates Me - Puddle Of Mudd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She Hates Me - Puddle Of Mudd "

Quality!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Golddigger by Kanye West"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big women by GBH! "

Excellent!!

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By *ndy0001Man
over a year ago

leeds

GOLDDIGGER

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By *heNerdyCyclistMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Sit On My Face - Monty Python Flying Circus

Play this song down the aisle while staring at the parents.

I DARE YOU.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Somebody I Used to Know - Gotye

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

Wyclef Jean - Perfect Gentleman

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Smack my bitch up by the prodigy. Though I used to work with a guy and that was his first dance song with his wife - they met at a rave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killing in the name of - Rage against the machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Freak on a Leash - Korn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby Shark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baby Shark

Christ that would kill the honeymoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clutch-motherless child

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My Neck, My Back - Khia

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Fuck her slow - tenacious d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout out to my ex little mix

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stacey’s mom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stacey’s mom"

Made worse if the wife to be is called Stacey

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Puddle of mud. She fucking hates me.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Who let the dogs out

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Tainted Love - Soft Cell

By the way liking Odin Hugin Munin and Fenris...whos next?"

Soft cell Tainted love 12" version merges into Where did our love go, double whammy lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tainted Love - Soft Cell

By the way liking Odin Hugin Munin and Fenris...whos next?

Soft cell Tainted love 12" version merges into Where did our love go, double whammy lol. "

Lol that would scream volumes heading down the aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby Shark

Christ that would kill the honeymoon

But would they still engage in matrimony though to that song...lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baby Shark

Christ that would kill the honeymoon

But would they still engage in matrimony though to that song...lol..."

It would just be too horrendous to consider methinks

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock

Jizzed in my pants. The lonely island.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jizzed in my pants. The lonely island. "

Yes!!!! Absolutely! In fact most of the Lonely Island would work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puddle of Mudd - she hates me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ava max - sweet but psycho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Remind me if I ever get married not to get you lot to sirt the music out! Brilliant choices!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you love me- The Macc Lads.

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