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"My fence has blown away and I don’t have time to fix it today. I need a massive cuddle and I don’t have a big spoon handy. " Fences are also a worry. One panel is being propped up. My little spoon is 270 miles away so know that feeling Approved | |||
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"My fence has fallen down ive no money to fix it and my twat of a neighbour reminds me its down every time he aees me" Irritating neighbours are very frustrating especially when you can't do anything about it Approved | |||
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"The wind! the sodding WIND! I have to work on it for yet another day! It frazzles my nerves "It's getting on my nerves too Approved | |||
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People who come out of the woodworks without so much as a nod to basic etiquette and theeeen expect something. Yeah sure, I'll consider it."Hell yes I can 
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Consider for as long as you think is amusing.
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"M20, M25, M11 in this wind in my camper to get home for school run hopefully. Havnt seen the little blokes since Sunday." Angle yourself the right away and you might get pushed there
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"I travel on public transport, so I get warm on the bus then the wind hits me like Dr freeze then get warm again 3 buses I get, then at the end of the journey I work in a cold bloody warehouse "Layers and more layers are the key Approved | |||
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"My rant is aimed at me. I dither. How can I be super efficient and organised at work and so disorganised with other stuff? " That is leaning toward the self inflicted end of the scale Babs Can you use any of the work tools or ideas for the other stuff? Approved | |||
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"Inertia. I have it. Today. Bed wants me to stay but I have to go "Get your arse out of bed and get on Denied | |||
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"I don't know where to start... I'm in a quandary... I think I need help "Take a deep breath and start at the beginning | |||
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"I can’t have breakfast, I’ve ran out of milk  "Eat a banana,sorted, in fact I'd pay to watch that | |||
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"I can’t have breakfast, I’ve ran out of milk "That suggests some poor planning. Toast instead? Denied | |||
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"I can’t have breakfast, I’ve ran out of milk
Eat a banana,sorted, in fact I'd pay to watch that"How much...lol... | |||
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"I can’t have breakfast, I’ve ran out of milk
That suggests some poor planning. Toast instead?
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"My rant is aimed at me. I dither. How can I be super efficient and organised at work and so disorganised with other stuff? That is leaning toward the self inflicted end of the scale Babs Can you use any of the work tools or ideas for the other stuff? Approved "Erm ... I’ll try. | |||
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"Customers who can see you are rushed off your feet but expect to be your absolute priority, complain about everything, muck up your perfectly planned system and make you earn every single penny of the £4 they begrudgingly spend....but they still come back every week to complain about something else." The customer is not always right Approved | |||
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"I've got a headache and this windy rain needs to piss off! "Yes it does Painkillers and plenty to drink Approved | |||
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"I don't know where to start... I'm in a quandary... I think I need help
Take a deep breath and start at the beginning "Not sure I can take a breath that deep and I wish I knew where the beginning was. Bottom line is, life is good but a curve ball has screwed with my head. Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm | |||
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"Mine is a pre-work-rant. How many times will my colleague huff & puff, generally moan her way through the day before I tell her to shut the fuck up & get on with it...!" Are we starting a book? I'll go for 12:13 Approved | |||
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"My life's way to be perfect to be ranting #smugface  "So perfect you couldn't write that sentence correctly? Denied | |||
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"My rant is there's no rant from Stingly Byron yet to make my life feel better!!! "Give him time. He's probably stabbing people on the Tube | |||
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"My life's way to be perfect to be ranting #smugface
So perfect you couldn't write that sentence correctly?
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"Hello again fabbers. It is the day of Ranters and quite a bumper edition last week. Will it be the same this week? Rant away folks but remember preferences and not answering messages will get short shrift. I'll start with this sodding weather interrupting my running plans. I can relate I was supposed to be going to the gym Approved " | |||
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Right. Climb over and try not to look like a burglar. Done. Oh... They've left their key in the lock inside of the side door. The only key I have is for the side door. What a fucking shambles! And the heavens have decided to open up and to piss down just to put the glacier cherry on top of my morning!!!!  | |||
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"I tried to not rant... I really did... Tenants. They report a problem. I get the go ahead email to pick up a key and head on over. They've only gone and installed their own lock on a 7 foot gate and not given the letting agent a spare key!
Right. Climb over and try not to look like a burglar. Done. Oh... They've left their key in the lock inside of the side door. The only key I have is for the side door. What a fucking shambles! And the heavens have decided to open up and to piss down just to put the glacier cherry on top of my morning!!!! "Look on he bright side, at least you didn’t rip a hole in your trousers or get caught by the fuzz climbing over the gate  | |||
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"I tried to not rant... I really did... Tenants. They report a problem. I get the go ahead email to pick up a key and head on over. They've only gone and installed their own lock on a 7 foot gate and not given the letting agent a spare key!
Right. Climb over and try not to look like a burglar. Done. Oh... They've left their key in the lock inside of the side door. The only key I have is for the side door. What a fucking shambles! And the heavens have decided to open up and to piss down just to put the glacier cherry on top of my morning!!!!
Look on he bright side, at least you didn’t rip a hole in your trousers or get caught by the fuzz climbing over the gate "The rain has stopped and blue skies are peeking through, bang on que for your sunny sided slant on things | |||
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"I tried to not rant... I really did... Tenants. They report a problem. I get the go ahead email to pick up a key and head on over. They've only gone and installed their own lock on a 7 foot gate and not given the letting agent a spare key!
Right. Climb over and try not to look like a burglar. Done. Oh... They've left their key in the lock inside of the side door. The only key I have is for the side door. What a fucking shambles! And the heavens have decided to open up and to piss down just to put the glacier cherry on top of my morning!!!!
Look on he bright side, at least you didn’t rip a hole in your trousers or get caught by the fuzz climbing over the gate
The rain has stopped and blue skies are peeking through, bang on que for your sunny sided slant on things "I choose to do my ranting in private. Which I’m sure you know all about by now | |||
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He was taken to A&E, suspected fractured knee!
It's all on camera.
The parking staff & security have watched it.
They've agreed with my version of events, have 2 other witnesses that support me too.
I'm now waiting to see if the van driver decides to press charges...
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"Aaaaaaargh! Middle son had a hospital appointment this morning 9.30am for pre surgery assessment. His dad was originally taking him so I gave him the letter with the details on it. Then one of my colleagues offered to swap shifts, so I could take my son. 1st rant....I've asked my ex all week to send me the appointment details, 6 texts yesterday. He finally admits he can't find the letter. 2nd rant... Arrive at hospital 9.15, no disabled spaces, drop my son at main doors & go to main car park. Car park is packed, I drive round & round, spot 2 ladies getting in a car, pull up just past them, indicator on. Van pulls into the strip, stops the other side of the car. He must realise I'm waiting for that spot? I turn on my seat, wave, point yo the red car. He just stares at me, no response. The red car starts to reverse out, but due to the vans position can't swing round, he has to move back. I begin to reverse, he drives straight accross front of red car to get the space. He looses, I can reverse quickly! I'm no prude, I've got a foul mouth on me, but I was quite shocked at some of things he screamed at me out of his window. Getting out his van, screaming in my face, the he kicked my car, I thought he was going to kick me, I just reacted....I can kick hard! The parking attendant ran over, with security close behind him. I left them to deal with him. Rant 3.. Hospital reception, sends us to North Wing, furthest point of hospital. No not here, we get sent to Fracture clinic, in the middle of the hospital. No not here. We get sent to MUT, in the East Wing. No not here. I go back to main reception "oh you're in the children's centre" less than a 100yrds from reception! Finally arrive there at 10.05! One stressed mum, one pissed off 16yro. Get back to our car, note on windscreen. I need to go to the parking office. Apparantly the van driver is claiming I drove into the space he had been waiting for, when he got out to speak to me, I assaulted him
He was taken to A&E, suspected fractured knee!
It's all on camera.
The parking staff & security have watched it.
They've agreed with my version of events, have 2 other witnesses that support me too.
I'm now waiting to see if the van driver decides to press charges...
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry right now? "And I thought my morning way bad! Hope your day gets better. I’m not going to moan about getting a little wet today now. | |||
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"Cant rant! It's of my own doing! Mate let himself into my place, burst into my bedroom, asked me a question and now hes downstairs eating my food. Note to self, take key away from him! " That's funny, iv just burst in on my mate in bed and posed a question, now I'm sat downstairs eating his food,small world | |||
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"Cant rant! It's of my own doing! Mate let himself into my place, burst into my bedroom, asked me a question and now hes downstairs eating my food. Note to self, take key away from him! That's funny, iv just burst in on my mate in bed and posed a question, now I'm sat downstairs eating his food,small world " Dash.....get out of my house lol that's fecking random | |||
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"Cant rant! It's of my own doing! Mate let himself into my place, burst into my bedroom, asked me a question and now hes downstairs eating my food. Note to self, take key away from him! That's funny, iv just burst in on my mate in bed and posed a question, now I'm sat downstairs eating his food,small world Dash.....get out of my house lol that's fecking random "You've run out of brown sauce mate | |||
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"Aaaaaaargh! Middle son had a hospital appointment this morning 9.30am for pre surgery assessment. His dad was originally taking him so I gave him the letter with the details on it. Then one of my colleagues offered to swap shifts, so I could take my son. 1st rant....I've asked my ex all week to send me the appointment details, 6 texts yesterday. He finally admits he can't find the letter. 2nd rant... Arrive at hospital 9.15, no disabled spaces, drop my son at main doors & go to main car park. Car park is packed, I drive round & round, spot 2 ladies getting in a car, pull up just past them, indicator on. Van pulls into the strip, stops the other side of the car. He must realise I'm waiting for that spot? I turn on my seat, wave, point yo the red car. He just stares at me, no response. The red car starts to reverse out, but due to the vans position can't swing round, he has to move back. I begin to reverse, he drives straight accross front of red car to get the space. He looses, I can reverse quickly! I'm no prude, I've got a foul mouth on me, but I was quite shocked at some of things he screamed at me out of his window. Getting out his van, screaming in my face, the he kicked my car, I thought he was going to kick me, I just reacted....I can kick hard! The parking attendant ran over, with security close behind him. I left them to deal with him. Rant 3.. Hospital reception, sends us to North Wing, furthest point of hospital. No not here, we get sent to Fracture clinic, in the middle of the hospital. No not here. We get sent to MUT, in the East Wing. No not here. I go back to main reception "oh you're in the children's centre" less than a 100yrds from reception! Finally arrive there at 10.05! One stressed mum, one pissed off 16yro. Get back to our car, note on windscreen. I need to go to the parking office. Apparantly the van driver is claiming I drove into the space he had been waiting for, when he got out to speak to me, I assaulted him
He was taken to A&E, suspected fractured knee!
It's all on camera.
The parking staff & security have watched it.
They've agreed with my version of events, have 2 other witnesses that support me too.
I'm now waiting to see if the van driver decides to press charges...
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry right now?
And I thought my morning way bad! Hope your day gets better.
I’m not going to moan about getting a little wet today now. "Yeah, I now wish I kept my insignificant mild annoyance to myself 
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"Cant rant! It's of my own doing! Mate let himself into my place, burst into my bedroom, asked me a question and now hes downstairs eating my food. Note to self, take key away from him! That's funny, iv just burst in on my mate in bed and posed a question, now I'm sat downstairs eating his food,small world Dash.....get out of my house lol that's fecking random
You've run out of brown sauce mate "Fuck! Wanted bacon too lol actually don't worry but hows the whisky stock looking? Don't touch the birthday cake in the fridge, it's for my ex | |||
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"I tried to not rant... I really did... Tenants. They report a problem. I get the go ahead email to pick up a key and head on over. They've only gone and installed their own lock on a 7 foot gate and not given the letting agent a spare key!
Right. Climb over and try not to look like a burglar. Done. Oh... They've left their key in the lock inside of the side door. The only key I have is for the side door. What a fucking shambles! And the heavens have decided to open up and to piss down just to put the glacier cherry on top of my morning!!!!
Look on he bright side, at least you didn’t rip a hole in your trousers or get caught by the fuzz climbing over the gate
The rain has stopped and blue skies are peeking through, bang on que for your sunny sided slant on things "I've just dealt with my tenants. Bloody chancer. Didn't pay his last month's rent so I took it out of his deposit. He had left the house in a shit state, so I billed him for the damage out of the rest of his deposit and he kicked off. Put him back in his box (had eyewitness testimony from a local PC that he was doing cash in hand jobs at the house in breach of his contract.) He had been demanding his full deposit despite knowing I hadn't seen the property prior to him leaving. On the plus side I have had an offer on the house.. I will finally be debt free! | |||
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"I tried to not rant... I really did... Tenants. They report a problem. I get the go ahead email to pick up a key and head on over. They've only gone and installed their own lock on a 7 foot gate and not given the letting agent a spare key!
Right. Climb over and try not to look like a burglar. Done. Oh... They've left their key in the lock inside of the side door. The only key I have is for the side door. What a fucking shambles! And the heavens have decided to open up and to piss down just to put the glacier cherry on top of my morning!!!!
Look on he bright side, at least you didn’t rip a hole in your trousers or get caught by the fuzz climbing over the gate
The rain has stopped and blue skies are peeking through, bang on que for your sunny sided slant on things
I've just dealt with my tenants. Bloody chancer. Didn't pay his last month's rent so I took it out of his deposit. He had left the house in a shit state, so I billed him for the damage out of the rest of his deposit and he kicked off.
Put him back in his box (had eyewitness testimony from a local PC that he was doing cash in hand jobs at the house in breach of his contract.)
He had been demanding his full deposit despite knowing I hadn't seen the property prior to him leaving.
On the plus side I have had an offer on the house.. I will finally be debt free!"Glad you have weathered the storm and it's looking brighter for you Dude! | |||
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"I tried to not rant... I really did... Tenants. They report a problem. I get the go ahead email to pick up a key and head on over. They've only gone and installed their own lock on a 7 foot gate and not given the letting agent a spare key!
Right. Climb over and try not to look like a burglar. Done. Oh... They've left their key in the lock inside of the side door. The only key I have is for the side door. What a fucking shambles! And the heavens have decided to open up and to piss down just to put the glacier cherry on top of my morning!!!!
Look on he bright side, at least you didn’t rip a hole in your trousers or get caught by the fuzz climbing over the gate
The rain has stopped and blue skies are peeking through, bang on que for your sunny sided slant on things
I've just dealt with my tenants. Bloody chancer. Didn't pay his last month's rent so I took it out of his deposit. He had left the house in a shit state, so I billed him for the damage out of the rest of his deposit and he kicked off.
Put him back in his box (had eyewitness testimony from a local PC that he was doing cash in hand jobs at the house in breach of his contract.)
He had been demanding his full deposit despite knowing I hadn't seen the property prior to him leaving.
On the plus side I have had an offer on the house.. I will finally be debt free!
Glad you have weathered the storm and it's looking brighter for you Dude! "He was pissing me off. Agreed he could pay September's rent late due to him changing jobs. Paid October's rent in Nov and Nov rent on 23rd Dec. Then didn't pay Dec at all. He gave me 5 weeks notice he was leaving. He kicked off about his deposit. I had photo evidence of damage he caused which came to more than he had left after i took the last month's rent (He had been promising to pay it for weeks). Luckily I always kept one months rent in the bag just in case, but I have had to borrow money from family to see me through til I sell it
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"Aaaaaaargh! Middle son had a hospital appointment this morning 9.30am for pre surgery assessment. His dad was originally taking him so I gave him the letter with the details on it. Then one of my colleagues offered to swap shifts, so I could take my son. 1st rant....I've asked my ex all week to send me the appointment details, 6 texts yesterday. He finally admits he can't find the letter. 2nd rant... Arrive at hospital 9.15, no disabled spaces, drop my son at main doors & go to main car park. Car park is packed, I drive round & round, spot 2 ladies getting in a car, pull up just past them, indicator on. Van pulls into the strip, stops the other side of the car. He must realise I'm waiting for that spot? I turn on my seat, wave, point yo the red car. He just stares at me, no response. The red car starts to reverse out, but due to the vans position can't swing round, he has to move back. I begin to reverse, he drives straight accross front of red car to get the space. He looses, I can reverse quickly! I'm no prude, I've got a foul mouth on me, but I was quite shocked at some of things he screamed at me out of his window. Getting out his van, screaming in my face, the he kicked my car, I thought he was going to kick me, I just reacted....I can kick hard! The parking attendant ran over, with security close behind him. I left them to deal with him. Rant 3.. Hospital reception, sends us to North Wing, furthest point of hospital. No not here, we get sent to Fracture clinic, in the middle of the hospital. No not here. We get sent to MUT, in the East Wing. No not here. I go back to main reception "oh you're in the children's centre" less than a 100yrds from reception! Finally arrive there at 10.05! One stressed mum, one pissed off 16yro. Get back to our car, note on windscreen. I need to go to the parking office. Apparantly the van driver is claiming I drove into the space he had been waiting for, when he got out to speak to me, I assaulted him
He was taken to A&E, suspected fractured knee!
It's all on camera.
The parking staff & security have watched it.
They've agreed with my version of events, have 2 other witnesses that support me too.
I'm now waiting to see if the van driver decides to press charges...
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"I tried to not rant... I really did... Tenants. They report a problem. I get the go ahead email to pick up a key and head on over. They've only gone and installed their own lock on a 7 foot gate and not given the letting agent a spare key!
Right. Climb over and try not to look like a burglar. Done. Oh... They've left their key in the lock inside of the side door. The only key I have is for the side door. What a fucking shambles! And the heavens have decided to open up and to piss down just to put the glacier cherry on top of my morning!!!! "Tenants was all you needed to say
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"BBC news outside the houses of Parliament, that twat who keeps singing 'we're no gunna make it' by twisted sister, I wish he would shut the fuck up! " Go down there and sort him out. Say Swing sent you Approved | |||
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"Aaaaaaargh! Middle son had a hospital appointment this morning 9.30am for pre surgery assessment. His dad was originally taking him so I gave him the letter with the details on it. Then one of my colleagues offered to swap shifts, so I could take my son. 1st rant....I've asked my ex all week to send me the appointment details, 6 texts yesterday. He finally admits he can't find the letter. 2nd rant... Arrive at hospital 9.15, no disabled spaces, drop my son at main doors & go to main car park. Car park is packed, I drive round & round, spot 2 ladies getting in a car, pull up just past them, indicator on. Van pulls into the strip, stops the other side of the car. He must realise I'm waiting for that spot? I turn on my seat, wave, point yo the red car. He just stares at me, no response. The red car starts to reverse out, but due to the vans position can't swing round, he has to move back. I begin to reverse, he drives straight accross front of red car to get the space. He looses, I can reverse quickly! I'm no prude, I've got a foul mouth on me, but I was quite shocked at some of things he screamed at me out of his window. Getting out his van, screaming in my face, the he kicked my car, I thought he was going to kick me, I just reacted....I can kick hard! The parking attendant ran over, with security close behind him. I left them to deal with him. Rant 3.. Hospital reception, sends us to North Wing, furthest point of hospital. No not here, we get sent to Fracture clinic, in the middle of the hospital. No not here. We get sent to MUT, in the East Wing. No not here. I go back to main reception "oh you're in the children's centre" less than a 100yrds from reception! Finally arrive there at 10.05! One stressed mum, one pissed off 16yro. Get back to our car, note on windscreen. I need to go to the parking office. Apparantly the van driver is claiming I drove into the space he had been waiting for, when he got out to speak to me, I assaulted him
He was taken to A&E, suspected fractured knee!
It's all on camera.
The parking staff & security have watched it.
They've agreed with my version of events, have 2 other witnesses that support me too.
I'm now waiting to see if the van driver decides to press charges...
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry right now? "Bloody hell! That's a catalogue of woes 
The knob got what he deserved
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"Finished work at 0530. Bin lorry emptying skips woke me up at 0930. Little chance of getting back to sleep before I start work again at 1600. Looking at another 5am finish. I can't even drink coffee to keep me going.." Sleep deprivation always gets an approved | |||
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"New rant. Clinics. Where they send you a text asking to call them and you think "ah fuck, really?" and run outside to call them (get some nice boob sweat going) and then you get told they've misplaced your mouth swap so you need to go back on Saturday morning. But everything else is clear so that's okay then."
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"Back and ribs are agony but I can’t take anything for it until this evening as it makes me sick and drowsy (and I’m already these things so it’ll set me over the edge) and I just feel exhausted because of it." That sounds awful Have an approved | |||
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"My rant is the same as it is every week... People rant too much over sweet FA. Step back and be grateful for what you do have " Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic... Denied | |||
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"So if this morning wasn't enough Rant 4... Drive son back to his boarding school, it's about 40 miles each way, in the middle of nowhere. Drop him off, hugs & he hoppity skips off down the path. Halfway home, I've just hit the M23, school phone, child has just thrown up, has apparently felt ill all day. Hasn't said anything to me? And now wants to come home 120miles & 3hrs after leaving home, we're back On the upside I did get a phone call from the police! Yes the van man, has suffered a fractured knee cap, torn ligaments & serious soft tissue damage, but after talking to him, reviewing the cctv, and speaking to the security staff... There won't be any charges against me. But I could make one against him for threatening behaviour, and the damage to my car Gin anyone? " I think Babs could do with some gin | |||
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"As I'm absolutely bloody perfect and awesome into the bargain, I have nothing to rant about, but I do have a very small moan.... NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME "Cock pic over a toilet bowl (used) is the answer Oh no, hang on, maybe not Denied | |||
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"The McCanns. " Have they affected you personally in any way? | |||
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"So if this morning wasn't enough Rant 4... Drive son back to his boarding school, it's about 40 miles each way, in the middle of nowhere. Drop him off, hugs & he hoppity skips off down the path. Halfway home, I've just hit the M23, school phone, child has just thrown up, has apparently felt ill all day. Hasn't said anything to me? And now wants to come home 120miles & 3hrs after leaving home, we're back On the upside I did get a phone call from the police! Yes the van man, has suffered a fractured knee cap, torn ligaments & serious soft tissue damage, but after talking to him, reviewing the cctv, and speaking to the security staff... There won't be any charges against me. But I could make one against him for threatening behaviour, and the damage to my car Gin anyone? " Can't really not approve that too Kids
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"People thinking they know legal thing, writing you letters that make so sense and are so very contradictory with a few legal phrases magpied from the interweb thrown in with a view to scaring you into agreeing with them. You would think they would know that you aren't that silly after so long. Clearly not. "There are many types of knob in the world. The pretend Google trained lawyer being one of them. Approved | |||
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"Not going to go on about it too much as it makes my blood boil but the Mutley lookalike we work with, nice to your face then bitches about you behind your back. Fucks me right off. Danish x" Backstabbing is never fun Approved | |||
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"Can I officially rant about the lack of Byron rants yet? "You can try | |||
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"I think I'm too sane and decent for this site at times." Poor effort Denied | |||
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"Brexit is a complete and utter shambles "Approved with knobs on | |||
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