FabSwingers.com forum: Steak and BJ day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll bring the meat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bring the digestive system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will bring the digestive biscuits "

Bettrr than rich tea

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm a meat eater.

I waved, OP, as I drove by today. I hope you felt the vibes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring the meat... "

Fillet ?

Or can she get another in her mouth ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the meat... "
I like it rare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long has it been hung for?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'll be the meat... I like it rare!

I prefer not to have it rarely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long has it been hung for?"

Has to be well hung.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stop joking.

This is not a joke.

Rare withe peppercorn sauce please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some brocolli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some brocolli"

I have the broccoli, plus brussel sprouts.

What's in peppercorn sauce?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Some brocolli

I have the broccoli, plus brussel sprouts.

What's in peppercorn sauce?"

Peppercorns, cream and booze

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Some brocolli

I have the broccoli, plus brussel sprouts.

What's in peppercorn sauce?"

Libs cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some brocolli

I have the broccoli, plus brussel sprouts.

What's in peppercorn sauce?

Libs cock

I said sauce, not your someone's mouth.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still up for grans.

Surely one of you wenches can cook a decent rib eye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Grabs.

Grans to, I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still up for grans.

Surely one of you wenches can cook a decent rib eye?"

My gran is a great cook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still up for grans.

Surely one of you wenches can cook a decent rib eye?

My gran is a great cook. "
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Can she take her dentures out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some brocolli

I have the broccoli, plus brussel sprouts.

What's in peppercorn sauce?

Libs cock

I suppose I could suffer it then.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It's going to be like bygone years... no steak and no bjs Op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still up for grans.

Surely one of you wenches can cook a decent rib eye?"

You cant have rib eye rare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still up for grans.

Surely one of you wenches can cook a decent rib eye?

My gran is a great cook. .

Can she take her dentures out? "

Not all grans have dentures you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some brocolli

I have the broccoli, plus brussel sprouts.

What's in peppercorn sauce?

Libs cock

I suppose I could suffer it then."

Cheese sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's going to be like bygone years... no steak and no bjs Op.

Sorry I turned you down. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still up for grans.

Surely one of you wenches can cook a decent rib eye?

You cant have rib eye rare."

I can eat my steak however the hell I want.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"It's going to be like bygone years... no steak and no bjs Op.

Sorry I turned you down. Xx"

Pfft. I found better.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm tempted to get a steak tomorrow and see if a cock arrives wanting a BJ.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's going to be like bygone years... no steak and no bjs Op.

Sorry I turned you down. Xx

Pfft. I found better."

We both know that isn't possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still up for grans.

Surely one of you wenches can cook a decent rib eye?

My gran is a great cook. .

Can she take her dentures out? "

She might even wear her nicest nightie if you ask.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised. "

How have you missed the week of threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still up for grans.

Surely one of you wenches can cook a decent rib eye?

You cant have rib eye rare.

I can eat my steak however the hell I want. "

Rib eye has fat running through it and it wont render out if you have it rare if you cook it medium it renders out xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"It's going to be like bygone years... no steak and no bjs Op.

Sorry I turned you down. Xx

Pfft. I found better.

We both know that isn't possible. "

...

Yeah true. I'm just substituting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still up for grans.

Surely one of you wenches can cook a decent rib eye?

You cant have rib eye rare.

I can eat my steak however the hell I want.

Rib eye has fat running through it and it wont render out if you have it rare if you cook it medium it renders out xx"

Is that your way of admitting you're terrible at blow jobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised. "

Oh, really? Well, I have nobody to cook steak for or give a bj to. For me it will be mango and masturbate day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still up for grans.

Surely one of you wenches can cook a decent rib eye?

You cant have rib eye rare.

I can eat my steak however the hell I want.

Rib eye has fat running through it and it wont render out if you have it rare if you cook it medium it renders out xx

Is that your way of admitting you're terrible at blow jobs? "

I am truly awful- no one ever enjoys them. Like ever.

Never.

Ever.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised.

How have you missed the week of threads?

I don't know. I don't really tend to look at threads that concern steak or blowjobs. It's fine, I'll get some steak on the way home tomorrow.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised.

Oh, really? Well, I have nobody to cook steak for or give a bj to. For me it will be mango and masturbate day. "

Can you film your day for me?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Still up for grans.

Surely one of you wenches can cook a decent rib eye?

You cant have rib eye rare."

Yes you can blue if you wanted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised.

How have you missed the week of threads?

I don't know. I don't really tend to look at threads that concern steak or blowjobs. It's fine, I'll get some steak on the way home tomorrow."

Ermm, this about me, not you.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I had a tuna steak sandwich tonight

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I had a tuna steak sandwich tonight"

Ooo delicious.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I had a tuna steak sandwich tonight

Ooo delicious."

With home made parsley pesto

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm up for grans.. they're about my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm up for grans.. they're about my age

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not all us grans are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now Meli has finished playig up after she was rejected - please let the offers continue.

Best dessert offer wins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now Meli has finished playig up after she was rejected - please let the offers continue.

Best dessert offer wins."

Tinned fruit cocktail and squirty cream.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Now Meli has finished playig up after she was rejected - please let the offers continue.

Best dessert offer wins."

Gruel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had an offer so al be going hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man fat with baby gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now Meli has finished playig up after she was rejected - please let the offers continue.

Best dessert offer wins.

Gruel?"

That's dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long has it been hung for?"

It's well hung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wrestled an apple core from my dog's mouth you can have for dessert.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just wrestled an apple core from my dog's mouth you can have for dessert. "

Presented on a pillow?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got some chocolate mousse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised.

Oh, really? Well, I have nobody to cook steak for or give a bj to. For me it will be mango and masturbate day.

Can you film your day for me? "

I admire your directness and cannot possibly say no

Sorry Lib, it's about Meli again. Meli, mango and masturbation

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Orange jelly and carnation cream

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Now Meli has finished playig up after she was rejected - please let the offers continue.

Best dessert offer wins.

Gruel?

That's dinner."

It also doesn’t mean what you think!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised.

Oh, really? Well, I have nobody to cook steak for or give a bj to. For me it will be mango and masturbate day.

Can you film your day for me?

I admire your directness and cannot possibly say no

Sorry Lib, it's about Meli again. Meli, mango and masturbation

Ooo mango juice dribbling over Meli s beautiful body

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised.

Oh, really? Well, I have nobody to cook steak for or give a bj to. For me it will be mango and masturbate day.

Can you film your day for me?

I admire your directness and cannot possibly say no

Sorry Lib, it's about Meli again. Meli, mango and masturbation

Ooo mango juice dribbling over Meli s beautiful body"

And carnation cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised.

Oh, really? Well, I have nobody to cook steak for or give a bj to. For me it will be mango and masturbate day.

Can you film your day for me?

I admire your directness and cannot possibly say no

Sorry Lib, it's about Meli again. Meli, mango and masturbation

Sick of it.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Home made chocolate brownies and cream,lemon layer cake and Carrott cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised.

Oh, really? Well, I have nobody to cook steak for or give a bj to. For me it will be mango and masturbate day.

Can you film your day for me?

I admire your directness and cannot possibly say no

Sorry Lib, it's about Meli again. Meli, mango and masturbation

Now that sounds ruddy marvellous

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised.

Oh, really? Well, I have nobody to cook steak for or give a bj to. For me it will be mango and masturbate day.

Can you film your day for me?

I admire your directness and cannot possibly say no

Sorry Lib, it's about Meli again. Meli, mango and masturbation

It rolls off your tongue so beautifully.

Lib's resigned himself to his fate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh fuck it's tomorrow! Just realised.

Oh, really? Well, I have nobody to cook steak for or give a bj to. For me it will be mango and masturbate day.

Can you film your day for me?

I admire your directness and cannot possibly say no

Sorry Lib, it's about Meli again. Meli, mango and masturbation

It rolls off your tongue so beautifully.

Lib's resigned himself to his fate."

Of a better offer? How will I ever cope?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh me, oh my.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have pop corn lol

I cook I mean steak and for desert well its gotta be a sloppy one

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've got a meal deal for 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe I've brought steak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pop corn lol

I cook I mean steak and for desert well its gotta be a sloppy one

Sounds great! I have next day shipping on amazon if you need any napkins

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By *irty_duckerMan
over a year ago

London, N6

That's proper attention to detail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pop corn lol

I cook I mean steak and for desert well its gotta be a sloppy one

Sounds great! I have next day shipping on amazon if you need any napkins

I have special napkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pop corn lol

I cook I mean steak and for desert well its gotta be a sloppy one

Sounds great! I have next day shipping on amazon if you need any napkins

I have special napkins

Oh neat! Frilly? Floral? waterproof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pop corn lol

I cook I mean steak and for desert well its gotta be a sloppy one

Sounds great! I have next day shipping on amazon if you need any napkins

I have special napkins

Oh neat! Frilly? Floral? waterproof?

None of the above!! Try again lol

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Looks like it's going to be a Pot Noodle & a Wank for me tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pop corn lol

I cook I mean steak and for desert well its gotta be a sloppy one

Sounds great! I have next day shipping on amazon if you need any napkins

I have special napkins

Oh neat! Frilly? Floral? waterproof?

None of the above!! Try again lol

PVC? Bounty? Charmin? the mystery continues!

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

"Looks like it's going to be a Pot Noodle & a Wank for me tomorrow

Yup

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Everyone gets a BJ today. Wind weather warnings all over the place. Be careful out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not getting either

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

O nice day any offers hehe. Love my steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be giving the bj, he can cook his own steak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some brocolli

I have the broccoli, plus brussel sprouts.

What's in peppercorn sauce?

Libs cock

I suppose I could suffer it then.

Cheese sauce? "

Thats just wrong!

Bernaise, Peppercorn, Mushroom or some Blue Cheese Butter but never ever cheese sauce with a decent steak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May have to settle for a burger and a wank, again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love giving a bj but I'm washing my hair today. So sorry gentlemen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some brocolli

I have the broccoli, plus brussel sprouts.

What's in peppercorn sauce?

Libs cock

I suppose I could suffer it then.

Cheese sauce?

Thats just wrong!

Bernaise, Peppercorn, Mushroom or some Blue Cheese Butter but never ever cheese sauce with a decent steak."

Wwwoooosh.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Mince and a wank for me again, no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pop corn lol

I cook I mean steak and for desert well its gotta be a sloppy one

Sounds great! I have next day shipping on amazon if you need any napkins

I have special napkins

Oh neat! Frilly? Floral? waterproof?

None of the above!! Try again lol

PVC? Bounty? Charmin? the mystery continues! "

Haha not even close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much chance of me getting either today

Honestly, I'm not particularly bothered about missing out on a steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...we’ve half completed this so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another year bites the dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone inviting me for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had a man for this day since it came about. Next year maybe.

I’m having sweet potato with tuna steak and runner beans from my grampas allotment.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Well...we’ve half completed this so far!"

Was it a nice steak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well...we’ve half completed this so far!

Was it a nice steak?

Haha..we’ll let you know after dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot Noodle and pornhub for me ha

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I’ve never had a man for this day since it came about. Next year maybe.

I’m having sweet potato with tuna steak and runner beans from my grampas allotment. "

That's borderline criminal. The not having a man bit. Not stealing veg from your grandpa's veg patch.

I've got a couple coming for "dinner" - but I'm not forking out for steak for 3 people! Chicken and bj will have to do lol

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By *ranberriesWoman
over a year ago

London

Rib-eye medium rare with steak chips for me

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Not sure I'll be having either, although I'd love both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky for some today..... I ain't Getting either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never had a man for this day since it came about. Next year maybe.

I’m having sweet potato with tuna steak and runner beans from my grampas allotment.

That's borderline criminal. The not having a man bit. Not stealing veg from your grandpa's veg patch.

I've got a couple coming for "dinner" - but I'm not forking out for steak for 3 people! Chicken and bj will have to do lol"

Just been in Asda and seen all the smug bastards buying their steaks!

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Fillet steak medium rare, bottle of Merlot, mushroom and pepper sauce, creamy mash, home made by me and probably a wank! Oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does BJ and macaroni and cheese count??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind a fillet steak, medium rare, if anyone is offering

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"I wouldn't mind a fillet steak, medium rare, if anyone is offering

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I’m offering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't mind a fillet steak, medium rare, if anyone is offering

I’m offering!"

Mon over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Huddersfield lady’s like to go out for steak and return the favour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ribeye for me at least 1 1/2" thick or if I'm not so flush a good Sirloin, both med rare. Best flavours of all the steak cuts. Serve with thick cut chips, field mushroom, grilled tomato, onion rings and a small fresh side salad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'll be just having steak tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a nice T-Bone ready....allas no BJ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now Meli has finished playig up after she was rejected - please let the offers continue.

Best dessert offer wins."

Banana Angel Delight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now Meli has finished playig up after she was rejected - please let the offers continue.

Best dessert offer wins.

Banana Angel Delight?"

Nope...Butterscotch for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bucking the trend, no steak (cottage pie was steak mince) and bj today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry and a wank?

Splendid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for pasta and a pint instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curry and a wank?

Splendid.

A curry sounds just as good to me!

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

To settle a dispute....who does the cooking, the fella or the lady ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be cooking myself a lovely fillet steak tonight!

I think the Abu will be too much to ask for. Not that I won’t stop reminding the wife!

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We forgot to take the steak out of the freezer so we're having shepherd's pie and bj day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ended up being toast and BJ day!!

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Would anyone believe there’s a spare steak here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would anyone believe there’s a spare steak here!!!"

On my way

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Is it good practice to eat the steak while getting the bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it good practice to eat the steak while getting the bj

Bonus point if your plate is resting on her head

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

I'll see if I can get that picture

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I’ve had neither. #DISAPPOINTED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this "steak" and "bj" you lot are talking about, sounds mythical to me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My steak was cancelled. I’m sad.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"My steak was cancelled. I’m sad.

I’m getting steak at the weekend instead though. I’m happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My steak was cancelled. I’m sad.

Mine has gone cold. Again. I'm throwing it in the Fab bin.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Both rare these days.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Ended up being toast and BJ day!!"

One out of two ain’t bad.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"My steak was cancelled. I’m sad.

Mine has gone cold. Again. I'm throwing it in the Fab bin. "

God damn, that sucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My steak was cancelled. I’m sad.

Mine has gone cold. Again. I'm throwing it in the Fab bin.

God damn, that sucks.

... or doesn't, as is the case tonight.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"My steak was cancelled. I’m sad.

Mine has gone cold. Again. I'm throwing it in the Fab bin.

God damn, that sucks.

... or doesn't, as is the case tonight. "

It was pun intended.

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By *ancMike82Man
over a year ago

stockport

Its the equivalent of valentines day for men lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pop corn lol

I cook I mean steak and for desert well its gotta be a sloppy one

Sounds great! I have next day shipping on amazon if you need any napkins

I have special napkins

Oh neat! Frilly? Floral? waterproof?

None of the above!! Try again lol

PVC? Bounty? Charmin? the mystery continues!

Haha not even close

"
. not even a clue?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I ate a burger and sucked myself off.

Winner

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"I ate a burger and sucked myself off.

Winner"

I would be ecstatic if I could do this

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I ate a burger and sucked myself off.

Winner

I would be ecstatic if I could do this

It was so good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pop corn lol

I cook I mean steak and for desert well its gotta be a sloppy one

Sounds great! I have next day shipping on amazon if you need any napkins

I have special napkins

Oh neat! Frilly? Floral? waterproof?

None of the above!! Try again lol

PVC? Bounty? Charmin? the mystery continues!

Haha not even close

. not even a clue?"

I have 2 of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have pop corn lol

I cook I mean steak and for desert well its gotta be a sloppy one

Sounds great! I have next day shipping on amazon if you need any napkins

I have special napkins

Ah, I get it! Nostrils. Great idea!

Oh neat! Frilly? Floral? waterproof?

None of the above!! Try again lol

PVC? Bounty? Charmin? the mystery continues!

Haha not even close

. not even a clue?

I have 2 of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now Meli has finished playig up after she was rejected - please let the offers continue.

Best dessert offer wins.

Banana Angel Delight?

Nope...Butterscotch for me please"

Get your cock out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lovely steak and then a wank instead!

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