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By *hewifeandi OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Watching our dogs running on wooden floors and tiles is hilarious who knew dogs could drift lol good job they're tiny or the damage would be horrific because they're bouncing off everything

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Get a laser pen to turn the hilarity up a level.

Start on the floor, get the dogs attention. Get them chasing, all over the floor, up the wall, back on the floor and end on your guest's groin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching our dogs running on wooden floors and tiles is hilarious who knew dogs could drift lol good job they're tiny or the damage would be horrific because they're bouncing off everything"

If they ran amok in my house they would be bouncing alright...off the ceiling.

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By *hewifeandi OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Get a laser pen to turn the hilarity up a level.

Start on the floor, get the dogs attention. Get them chasing, all over the floor, up the wall, back on the floor and end on your guest's groin."

Lol we aren't gonna send them crazy but I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching our dogs running on wooden floors and tiles is hilarious who knew dogs could drift lol good job they're tiny or the damage would be horrific because they're bouncing off everything"

I hate to be a killjoy but there's only one thing that's going to get damaged if your dog is bouncing off a tiled floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had to carpet ours from top to bottom, greyhounds having zoomies on tile and wood has meant our vet uses 20 pound notes for loo roll and has a 24 carat gold anal thermometer.

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By *hewifeandi OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Watching our dogs running on wooden floors and tiles is hilarious who knew dogs could drift lol good job they're tiny or the damage would be horrific because they're bouncing off everything

I hate to be a killjoy but there's only one thing that's going to get damaged if your dog is bouncing off a tiled floor."

I know IV had to calm them down to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching our dogs running on wooden floors and tiles is hilarious who knew dogs could drift lol good job they're tiny or the damage would be horrific because they're bouncing off everything

I hate to be a killjoy but there's only one thing that's going to get damaged if your dog is bouncing off a tiled floor.

I know IV had to calm them down to be honest"

Our last dog injured himself on the tiled floor, slipped and damaged his hip. He wasn't even playing as such either, just running towards the back door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a laser pen to turn the hilarity up a level.

Start on the floor, get the dogs attention. Get them chasing, all over the floor, up the wall, back on the floor and end on your guest's groin."

Don't use a laser pen it can damage their eyes use a torch it does the same thing but will not damage them male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a laser pen to turn the hilarity up a level.

Start on the floor, get the dogs attention. Get them chasing, all over the floor, up the wall, back on the floor and end on your guest's groin.

Lol we aren't gonna send them crazy but I like your style "

And add a freshly mopped floor to spice it up a little more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting a hat on then that covers their eyes is funny. Walk to the other side of the room and call them...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I had new kitchen floor on Monday

My teeny tiny doggo wouldn't walk on it after she first ran it, skidded & crashed straight onto the door

I had to carry her to the back door for the rest of the day!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma Dad built a bungalow that had parquet flooring throughout, I've raised 3 generations of Border Collies there. There's been many a comical moment

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By *hewifeandi OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

It's not a thing we do often but this morning we very funny our dogs are tiny so they don't fall over they deny physics

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

I'm pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It's just that most of them aren't snitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought dogs oversteered ...cats have a four leg drift and hyenas understeer( front leg drive) ( paraphrased from Jeremy clarkson)

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

My rottie was a nightmare on tiles. Pet wax is the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching our dogs running on wooden floors and tiles is hilarious who knew dogs could drift lol good job they're tiny or the damage would be horrific because they're bouncing off everything"

Do they still have dew claws intact?

The dew claw provides traction when turning at high speed, and helps protecting his wrists or ankles from injury because it keeps the joint stabilised as he turns.

However your dog could severely injure himself, because on a slippy there is nothing for the dew claw to grip too.

I have wooden stairs and my German shepherd tore his cruciate by chasing the cat down them.

£5,000 later he no longer is allowed to run in the house.

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