FabSwingers.com forum: Cake & Cunnilingus Day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've created a new day. Just need a date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

today?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

You could have date cake but that won’t help you with the cunnilingus

Good morning James.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've created a new day. Just need a date."
Sounds like a good idea....good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Jim, what cake do you have today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"today?"

Possibly, I've got to check the calendar though. I don't want to clash with Risotto & Rimming Day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could have date cake but that won’t help you with the cunnilingus

Good morning James. "

Good morning, Babs. Have I got date in my teeth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've created a new day. Just need a date.Sounds like a good idea....good luck x"

Thanks! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"today?

Possibly, I've got to check the calendar though. I don't want to clash with Risotto & Rimming Day."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Jim, what cake do you have today

I have Jaffa Cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm concerned about the crumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mooooooorrrrnnnniiiinnng Jim

I love dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Jim, what cake do you have today

I have Jaffa Cakes.

One of my favorite's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm concerned about the crumbs. "

It's on a plate for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got The Crumbs second album somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which comes first? Cake or cunnilingus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mooooooorrrrnnnniiiinnng Jim

I love dates

So do I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which comes first? Cake or cunnilingus?"

What you get up to in private is your business.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Did someone mention cake.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Jim, cant think of better way to start day... Taking a lil warm chocolate brownie from gf s body.. Mmm. Tasty.. Hope ya get it, wonder if my gf will notice if I start while she s sleeping.. Am hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Jim, cant think of better way to start day... Taking a lil warm chocolate brownie from gf s body.. Mmm. Tasty.. Hope ya get it, wonder if my gf will notice if I start while she s sleeping.. Am hungry

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which comes first? Cake or cunnilingus?

What you get up to in private is your business."

So there's no set order of business, and I can freestyle it? Awesome

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Thanks, but I'm saving myself for asparagus and anal day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which comes first? Cake or cunnilingus?

What you get up to in private is your business.

So there's no set order of business, and I can freestyle it? Awesome

You can go your own way.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"I've created a new day. Just need a date."

everyday sounds like a good plan to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks, but I'm saving myself for asparagus and anal day

Roll on April!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

We wish you a merry cunnilingus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cake & Cunnilingus Day. Have your cake, and eat it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We wish you a merry cunnilingus"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very much in favour of this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the summer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm very much in favour of this day "

Bakewell tart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the summer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglJnI2qHmA

the sundays - summertime w/ lyrics - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglJnI2qHmA

the sundays - summertime w/ lyrics - YouTube

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just thinking so it lines up with bake off plus these girls get frisky in the heat

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"In the summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglJnI2qHmA

the sundays - summertime w/ lyrics - YouTube

just thinking so it lines up with bake off plus these girls get frisky in the heat"

I can’t wait for summertime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglJnI2qHmA

the sundays - summertime w/ lyrics - YouTube

just thinking so it lines up with bake off plus these girls get frisky in the heat

I can’t wait for summertime

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patience is key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very much in favour of this day "

Me too ...

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. This should be daily. Why wait a whole week !!!???

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglJnI2qHmA

the sundays - summertime w/ lyrics - YouTube

just thinking so it lines up with bake off plus these girls get frisky in the heat"

Whatever happened to Marry Berry's daughter Halle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op. This should be daily. Why wait a whole week !!!???"

You would say that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant idea.

I can lay back and eat cake while someone eats me

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

Dairylea & Dick Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

Dairylea & Dick Day."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim...you have eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

Dairylea & Dick Day.

Roquefort & Rodger Day?

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By *oc1066Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Great idea - you should arrange a group event ! Share the pleasure everyway !

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"today?

Possibly, I've got to check the calendar though. I don't want to clash with Risotto & Rimming Day."

What date is this again? Need to put it in my calendar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim...you have eyes

All the boys think I'm a spy, I got -Erect-Jim- eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin."
do u specialize in making my shorts sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the sound of this day!! Mr F...take note!!

PT x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"today?

Possibly, I've got to check the calendar though. I don't want to clash with Risotto & Rimming Day.

What date is this again? Need to put it in my calendar."

I've got the day, got the slogan. Still need a date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

Dairylea & Dick Day.

Roquefort & Rodger Day?"

Much classier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

Dairylea & Dick Day.

Roquefort & Rodger Day?

Much classier "

See you in April.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

Dairylea & Dick Day.

Roquefort & Rodger Day?"

That's perfect

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin.do u specialize in making my shorts sticky"

Of course, you know that’s my speciality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin.do u specialize in making my shorts sticky

Of course, you know that’s my speciality

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iv an idea at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best idea !!! So what’s the date ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin."

Profiteroles and pegging?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I thought that was April 14th?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best idea !!! So what’s the date ?"

29th February

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

14th Feb valentines day

14th March steak and blow job day

14th April cake and cunilingus day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best idea !!! So what’s the date ?

29th February "

Very good lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab? (Fancy a battenberg?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14th Feb valentines day

14th March steak and blow job day

14th April cake and cunilingus day"

This

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin.

Profiteroles and pegging? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be in for that day, though once a year isn’t enough. How about monthly x

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By *mstillere2Man
over a year ago

middleport

Two of my favourite dishes i want be part of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good shout EJ

Lemon Drizzle or Carrot Cake, just need someone to share the eating with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooh, lip-lickingly good thunkin' Mr Jim! I'm really glad I shaved my beard off now. Could've ended up quite messy otherwise. Because of the crumbs. Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14th Feb valentines day

14th March steak and blow job day

14th April cake and cunilingus day

This

14th May Asparagus and Anal day

14th June Rioja and Rimming day

14th July Teacake and teabagging day

14th August Prosecco and Pegging day

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've created a new day. Just need a date."

You need a date, or a *date*?

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

I would not celebrate Spotted Dick day

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd better get baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What cake though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooooh, lip-lickingly good thunkin' Mr Jim! I'm really glad I shaved my beard off now. Could've ended up quite messy otherwise. Because of the crumbs. Of course

Thank you, I thought it was a sweet idea. I can't imagine you being all beardy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've created a new day. Just need a date.

You need a date, or a *date*?"

Both!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What cake though?"

Any cake.

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By *ompyjcMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Nice thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to clarify, it's us women who get to eat the cake.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought we'd created this last year or the year before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What cake though?

Any cake."

Please may I have ginger cake it’s the only cake I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am up for cake N cunni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooooh, lip-lickingly good thunkin' Mr Jim! I'm really glad I shaved my beard off now. Could've ended up quite messy otherwise. Because of the crumbs. Of course

Thank you, I thought it was a sweet idea. I can't imagine you being all beardy."

Only got beardy from laziness Jim. I looked older and (more) tired with it. Sleepy grizzly adams face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo, not keen on cake but...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought we'd created this last year or the year before?

I did do a forum search, I didn't see it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just to clarify, it's us women who get to eat the cake."

Oh yeah.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Just to clarify, it's us women who get to eat the cake.

Oh yeah."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody got a red velvet or ginger cake going spare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody got a red velvet or ginger cake going spare?"

I've got beetroot in the fridge so I could maybe make a red velvet cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She baked red velvet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody got a red velvet or ginger cake going spare?

I've got beetroot in the fridge so I could maybe make a red velvet cake. "

That's an awfully long to go for a bit of cake

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Anybody got a red velvet or ginger cake going spare?"

Jamaican Ginger Cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody got a red velvet or ginger cake going spare?

I've got beetroot in the fridge so I could maybe make a red velvet cake.

That's an awfully long to go for a bit of cake"

My cake is worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cake but sounds so wrong lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Ooooooh, lip-lickingly good thunkin' Mr Jim! I'm really glad I shaved my beard off now. Could've ended up quite messy otherwise. Because of the crumbs. Of course

Thank you, I thought it was a sweet idea. I can't imagine you being all beardy.

Only got beardy from laziness Jim. I looked older and (more) tired with it. Sleepy grizzly adams face."

You had a beard and didn’t show me? Shocked G3orgie.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"You could have date cake but that won’t help you with the cunnilingus

Good morning James.

Good morning, Babs. Have I got date in my teeth?"

What cake do you have today Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could have date cake but that won’t help you with the cunnilingus

Good morning James.

Good morning, Babs. Have I got date in my teeth?

What cake do you have today Jim? "

Jaffa cakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

14th April I think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t like dates would you like my cherry instead lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

14th April I think x"
ok il book a hotel day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t like dates would you like my cherry instead lol?"

Cherry nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later."

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later.

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?"

You'll find out, later.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later.

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?"
dont make me shake my fist like jim

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"You could have date cake but that won’t help you with the cunnilingus

Good morning James.

Good morning, Babs. Have I got date in my teeth?

What cake do you have today Jim?

Jaffa cakes!"

I love a Jaffa Cake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later.

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?dont make me shake my fist like jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later.

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?dont make me shake my fist like jim

Promises promises lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later.

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?dont make me shake my fist like jim

Promises promises lol"
grrrr hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

It's not a new day... It's been around for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's with great pleasure that I announce that Cake & Cunnilingus Day (what I definitely created all by myself) is on the 14th of April. Ladies, you're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's with great pleasure that I announce that Cake & Cunnilingus Day (what I definitely created all by myself) is on the 14th of April. Ladies, you're welcome."

*makes note in diary for 13th April to get baking and do tongue stretches morning of 14th*

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

You've created a day that already exists its on the 14th of February

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"You've created a day that already exists its on the 14th of February

Pretty much!

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