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Cake & Cunnilingus Day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've created a new day. Just need a date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

today?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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You could have date cake but that won’t help you with the cunnilingus

Good morning James.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've created a new day. Just need a date."
Sounds like a good idea....good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Jim, what cake do you have today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"today?"

Possibly, I've got to check the calendar though. I don't want to clash with Risotto & Rimming Day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could have date cake but that won’t help you with the cunnilingus

Good morning James. "

Good morning, Babs. Have I got date in my teeth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've created a new day. Just need a date.Sounds like a good idea....good luck x"

Thanks! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"today?

Possibly, I've got to check the calendar though. I don't want to clash with Risotto & Rimming Day."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim, what cake do you have today "

I have Jaffa Cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm concerned about the crumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mooooooorrrrnnnniiiinnng Jim

I love dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Jim, what cake do you have today

I have Jaffa Cakes. "

One of my favorite's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm concerned about the crumbs. "

It's on a plate for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got The Crumbs second album somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which comes first? Cake or cunnilingus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mooooooorrrrnnnniiiinnng Jim

I love dates "

So do I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which comes first? Cake or cunnilingus?"

What you get up to in private is your business.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Did someone mention cake.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Jim, cant think of better way to start day... Taking a lil warm chocolate brownie from gf s body.. Mmm. Tasty.. Hope ya get it, wonder if my gf will notice if I start while she s sleeping.. Am hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim, cant think of better way to start day... Taking a lil warm chocolate brownie from gf s body.. Mmm. Tasty.. Hope ya get it, wonder if my gf will notice if I start while she s sleeping.. Am hungry "

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which comes first? Cake or cunnilingus?

What you get up to in private is your business."

So there's no set order of business, and I can freestyle it? Awesome

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Thanks, but I'm saving myself for asparagus and anal day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which comes first? Cake or cunnilingus?

What you get up to in private is your business.

So there's no set order of business, and I can freestyle it? Awesome "

You can go your own way.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"I've created a new day. Just need a date."

everyday sounds like a good plan to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks, but I'm saving myself for asparagus and anal day "

Roll on April!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

We wish you a merry cunnilingus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cake & Cunnilingus Day. Have your cake, and eat it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We wish you a merry cunnilingus"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very much in favour of this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the summer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm very much in favour of this day "

Bakewell tart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the summer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglJnI2qHmA

the sundays - summertime w/ lyrics - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglJnI2qHmA

the sundays - summertime w/ lyrics - YouTube

"

just thinking so it lines up with bake off plus these girls get frisky in the heat

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"In the summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglJnI2qHmA

the sundays - summertime w/ lyrics - YouTube

just thinking so it lines up with bake off plus these girls get frisky in the heat"

I can’t wait for summertime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglJnI2qHmA

the sundays - summertime w/ lyrics - YouTube

just thinking so it lines up with bake off plus these girls get frisky in the heat

I can’t wait for summertime "

patience is key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very much in favour of this day "

Me too ...

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. This should be daily. Why wait a whole week !!!???

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglJnI2qHmA

the sundays - summertime w/ lyrics - YouTube

just thinking so it lines up with bake off plus these girls get frisky in the heat"

Whatever happened to Marry Berry's daughter Halle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op. This should be daily. Why wait a whole week !!!???"

You would say that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant idea.

I can lay back and eat cake while someone eats me

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks "

Dairylea & Dick Day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

Dairylea & Dick Day."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim...you have eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

Dairylea & Dick Day.

"

Roquefort & Rodger Day?

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By *oc1066Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Great idea - you should arrange a group event ! Share the pleasure everyway !

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"today?

Possibly, I've got to check the calendar though. I don't want to clash with Risotto & Rimming Day."

What date is this again? Need to put it in my calendar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim...you have eyes "

All the boys think I'm a spy, I got -Erect-Jim- eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin."
do u specialize in making my shorts sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the sound of this day!! Mr F...take note!!

PT x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"today?

Possibly, I've got to check the calendar though. I don't want to clash with Risotto & Rimming Day.

What date is this again? Need to put it in my calendar."

I've got the day, got the slogan. Still need a date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

Dairylea & Dick Day.

Roquefort & Rodger Day?"

Much classier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

Dairylea & Dick Day.

Roquefort & Rodger Day?

Much classier "

See you in April.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not keen on either to be honest can I have cheese and cock day instead...just not cheesy cocks

Dairylea & Dick Day.

Roquefort & Rodger Day?"

That's perfect

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin.do u specialize in making my shorts sticky"

Of course, you know that’s my speciality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin.do u specialize in making my shorts sticky

Of course, you know that’s my speciality "

iv an idea at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best idea !!! So what’s the date ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin."

Profiteroles and pegging?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I thought that was April 14th?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best idea !!! So what’s the date ?"

29th February

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

14th Feb valentines day

14th March steak and blow job day

14th April cake and cunilingus day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best idea !!! So what’s the date ?

29th February "

Very good lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fab? (Fancy a battenberg?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"14th Feb valentines day

14th March steak and blow job day

14th April cake and cunilingus day"

This

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Can we have profiteroles please? I like the way the cream oozes out and drips down my chin.

Profiteroles and pegging? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be in for that day, though once a year isn’t enough. How about monthly x

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By *mstillere2Man
over a year ago

middleport

Two of my favourite dishes i want be part of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good shout EJ

Lemon Drizzle or Carrot Cake, just need someone to share the eating with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooh, lip-lickingly good thunkin' Mr Jim! I'm really glad I shaved my beard off now. Could've ended up quite messy otherwise. Because of the crumbs. Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"14th Feb valentines day

14th March steak and blow job day

14th April cake and cunilingus day

This "

14th May Asparagus and Anal day

14th June Rioja and Rimming day

14th July Teacake and teabagging day

14th August Prosecco and Pegging day

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I've created a new day. Just need a date."

You need a date, or a *date*?

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

I would not celebrate Spotted Dick day

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd better get baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What cake though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooooh, lip-lickingly good thunkin' Mr Jim! I'm really glad I shaved my beard off now. Could've ended up quite messy otherwise. Because of the crumbs. Of course "

Thank you, I thought it was a sweet idea. I can't imagine you being all beardy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've created a new day. Just need a date.

You need a date, or a *date*?"

Both!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What cake though?"

Any cake.

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By *ompyjcMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Nice thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to clarify, it's us women who get to eat the cake.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought we'd created this last year or the year before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What cake though?

Any cake."

Please may I have ginger cake it’s the only cake I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am up for cake N cunni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooooh, lip-lickingly good thunkin' Mr Jim! I'm really glad I shaved my beard off now. Could've ended up quite messy otherwise. Because of the crumbs. Of course

Thank you, I thought it was a sweet idea. I can't imagine you being all beardy."

Only got beardy from laziness Jim. I looked older and (more) tired with it. Sleepy grizzly adams face.

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot

Ooo, not keen on cake but...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought we'd created this last year or the year before?

"

I did do a forum search, I didn't see it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to clarify, it's us women who get to eat the cake."

Oh yeah.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Just to clarify, it's us women who get to eat the cake.

Oh yeah."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody got a red velvet or ginger cake going spare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody got a red velvet or ginger cake going spare?"

I've got beetroot in the fridge so I could maybe make a red velvet cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She baked red velvet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody got a red velvet or ginger cake going spare?

I've got beetroot in the fridge so I could maybe make a red velvet cake. "

That's an awfully long to go for a bit of cake

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Anybody got a red velvet or ginger cake going spare?"

Jamaican Ginger Cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anybody got a red velvet or ginger cake going spare?

I've got beetroot in the fridge so I could maybe make a red velvet cake.

That's an awfully long to go for a bit of cake"

My cake is worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cake but sounds so wrong lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Ooooooh, lip-lickingly good thunkin' Mr Jim! I'm really glad I shaved my beard off now. Could've ended up quite messy otherwise. Because of the crumbs. Of course

Thank you, I thought it was a sweet idea. I can't imagine you being all beardy.

Only got beardy from laziness Jim. I looked older and (more) tired with it. Sleepy grizzly adams face."

You had a beard and didn’t show me? Shocked G3orgie.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"You could have date cake but that won’t help you with the cunnilingus

Good morning James.

Good morning, Babs. Have I got date in my teeth?"

What cake do you have today Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could have date cake but that won’t help you with the cunnilingus

Good morning James.

Good morning, Babs. Have I got date in my teeth?

What cake do you have today Jim? "

Jaffa cakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all "

14th April I think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t like dates would you like my cherry instead lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

14th April I think x"

ok il book a hotel day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all "

I'll make a announcement, later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t like dates would you like my cherry instead lol?"

Cherry nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later."

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later.

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?"

You'll find out, later.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later.

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?"

dont make me shake my fist like jim

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"You could have date cake but that won’t help you with the cunnilingus

Good morning James.

Good morning, Babs. Have I got date in my teeth?

What cake do you have today Jim?

Jaffa cakes!"

I love a Jaffa Cake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later.

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?dont make me shake my fist like jim "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later.

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?dont make me shake my fist like jim "

Promises promises lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doo we have a date yet i dont want to go thru it all

I'll make a announcement, later.

Oh have I given PMF the wrong info?dont make me shake my fist like jim

Promises promises lol"

grrrr hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

It's not a new day... It's been around for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's with great pleasure that I announce that Cake & Cunnilingus Day (what I definitely created all by myself) is on the 14th of April. Ladies, you're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's with great pleasure that I announce that Cake & Cunnilingus Day (what I definitely created all by myself) is on the 14th of April. Ladies, you're welcome."

*makes note in diary for 13th April to get baking and do tongue stretches morning of 14th*

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

You've created a day that already exists its on the 14th of February

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"You've created a day that already exists its on the 14th of February "

Pretty much!

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