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"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?" A rower? | |||
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"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction? A rower?" No | |||
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"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?" A train? | |||
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"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction? A train?" No | |||
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"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?" A man running backwards with a hard on ?? | |||
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"What's brown and full of holes? A brown crumpet" Nope | |||
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"What's brown and full of holes? A brown crumpet Nope" A shit that's been attacked by a Woodpecker?? | |||
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"What's brown and full of holes? A brown crumpet Nope A shit that's been attacked by a Woodpecker??" Funny but no! | |||
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"Morning to you all what stays in one corner goes all around the world but never moves ?" skirting | |||
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"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? " d*unk | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?" ooo good one this | |||
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"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?" A tail. | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why? ooo good one this" Cos they are all married? ? | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why? ooo good one this" your watching titanic lifeboat sequence on rewind | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why? ooo good one this Cos they are all married? ? " aw...Yes baby yes | |||
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"What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?" m | |||
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"What's brown and full of holes? " a chocolate collinder | |||
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"What's brown and full of holes? a chocolate collinder" Nope...it's Swiss Shit | |||
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"What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?" Letter M ? Xx | |||
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"What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?" luck | |||
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"What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?" or boney m | |||
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"What English word has three consecutive double letters? " postbag | |||
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"What English word has three consecutive double letters? " Bookkeeper? Not sure if its hyphenated though. X | |||
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"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?" The answer is: A pin | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?" Because its overturned and is upside down | |||
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"What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?heroin " Nearly its: Heroine | |||
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"What English word has three consecutive double letters? " Bookkeeper | |||
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"How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?" two syllables? | |||
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"How can the number four be half of five?" If its decibels | |||
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"What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?" R | |||
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"A man goes into a house, climbs up the stair and turns on the light. He sees hundreds of people dead. How and why did they die?" Because it’s Haley Joel Osmond and he sees dead people | |||
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"A man goes into a house, climbs up the stair and turns on the light. He sees hundreds of people dead. How and why did they die? Because it’s Haley Joel Osmond and he sees dead people " Good effort but not quite | |||
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"How can the number four be half of five?" IV | |||
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"A man goes into a house, climbs up the stair and turns on the light. He sees hundreds of people dead. How and why did they die? Because it’s Haley Joel Osmond and he sees dead people Good effort but not quite " It was a lighthouse that hadn't been switched on? | |||
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"A man goes into a house, climbs up the stair and turns on the light. He sees hundreds of people dead. How and why did they die? Because it’s Haley Joel Osmond and he sees dead people Good effort but not quite It was a lighthouse that hadn't been switched on?" Nailed it!! | |||
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"What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs" . a coin..or Will Smith in a canoe | |||
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"What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs. a coin..or Will Smith in a canoe" Its a penny yes...your turn | |||
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"dead easy one. what dries as it gets wetter A towel?" YES BABY YES. | |||
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"Try this one: Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?" Christmas eve, Christmas day, Boxing day | |||
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"Try this one: Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?" yesterday today tomorrow | |||
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"Try this one: Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? Christmas eve, Christmas day, Boxing day" Well I was going to say Yesterday Today and Tomorrow but that fits so yes... | |||
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"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?" your reflection | |||
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"How can you make 'new door' one word " You just did | |||
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"How can you make 'new door' one word You just did " how | |||
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"How can you make 'new door' one word You just did how " They are anagrams of each other . But you already knew that | |||
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"How can you make 'new door' one word You just did how They are anagrams of each other . But you already knew that " YES BABY YES | |||
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"What gets wetter the more it dries?" . A towel | |||
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"What invention lets you see through walls" Window | |||
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"The man who makes it has no use for it The man who buys it doesn’t want it The man who uses it has no idea he is using it What is it?" A coffin | |||
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"The man who makes it has no use for it The man who buys it doesn’t want it The man who uses it has no idea he is using it What is it? A coffin " I was about to say that lol | |||
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"The man who makes it has no use for it The man who buys it doesn’t want it The man who uses it has no idea he is using it What is it? A coffin I was about to say that lol" Hahahaha | |||
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"The man who makes it has no use for it The man who buys it doesn’t want it The man who uses it has no idea he is using it What is it? A coffin I was about to say that lol Hahahaha " | |||
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"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?" The Brexit vote | |||
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"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction? The Brexit vote" Hahaha I like that well done sir lol | |||
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"what gets bigger the more you take away A hole " sorry was at work... YES BABY YES | |||
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"what word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? " Short | |||
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"what word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short" yey | |||
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"Statistically....how many legs does the average person have " 2, that's why we're called bipeds. | |||
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"Statistically....how many legs does the average person have 2, that's why we're called bipeds." the riddle bit is in the word statistically | |||
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"Statistically....how many legs does the average person have 2, that's why we're called bipeds. the riddle bit is in the word statistically" Not having that. I was using mode. | |||
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"What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?" Heroine | |||
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"What do you have sitting down but not when you stand up ? " Your lap | |||
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"What do you have sitting down but not when you stand up ? " your glasses | |||
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"What do you have sitting down but not when you stand up ? Your lap" they were on my lap when I sat down | |||
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"What do you have sitting down but not when you stand up ? Your lap" Yes | |||
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"riddle 5 days ago "how can the number four be half of five?" four letters in 'five..'iv' roman numeral. two letters out of four letters of four letters in word 'five'. Confussed? ah, that one is only five days old. Ya Wha'? " Ah but 4 can be half of 5 if its in decibels...for every increase by one in decibels the noise level doubles ergo 4 is half of 5 | |||
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"What English word has three consecutive double letters? " Woollen."double u double o double hell | |||
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