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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning to you all what stays in one corner goes all around the world but never moves ?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A postage stamp?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?"

A rower?

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

A Dildo with the batteries in backwards!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?

A rower?"

No

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A man running with an arrow through his chest? (Briefly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flaccid penis

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A nose with a cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flaccid penis "

Love this answer...but No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?"

A train?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?

A train?"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A compass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A compass "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a thick Pointer dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A person on a return journey? They are moving forward but they are headed back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the tail gunners guns on a ww2 aircraft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women drivers ( only joking )!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a thread topic

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?"
A man running backwards with a hard on ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A compass travelling south.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" a thread topic"

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By *arahBaby123Woman
over a year ago

WORCESTER

What's brown and full of holes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's brown and full of holes? "

A brown crumpet

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By *arahBaby123Woman
over a year ago

WORCESTER


"What's brown and full of holes?

A brown crumpet"

Nope

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What's brown and full of holes?

A brown crumpet

Nope"

A shit that's been attacked by a Woodpecker??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a brown bear tellig lies

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By *arahBaby123Woman
over a year ago

WORCESTER


"What's brown and full of holes?

A brown crumpet

Nope

A shit that's been attacked by a Woodpecker??"

Funny but no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a chocolate cake with hidden caves in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning to you all what stays in one corner goes all around the world but never moves ?"
skirting

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By *arahBaby123Woman
over a year ago

WORCESTER

What's brown and full of holes? .......

Swiss Shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an aeroplane window sticker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"an aeroplane window sticker"
local flights!?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the corner of the flag on the moon

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By *niffs VerbottenMan
over a year ago

Blue Town by the Rolling Breakers

"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?"

An Atlas/Map?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? "

d*unk

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?"

ooo good one this

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?"

A tail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?"
heroin

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By *arahBaby123Woman
over a year ago

WORCESTER


"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

ooo good one this"

Cos they are all married? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

ooo good one this"

your watching titanic lifeboat sequence on rewind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

ooo good one this

Cos they are all married? ?

"

aw...Yes baby yes

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"

m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's brown and full of holes? "

a chocolate collinder

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By *arahBaby123Woman
over a year ago

WORCESTER


"What's brown and full of holes?

a chocolate collinder"

Nope...it's Swiss Shit

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By *arahBaby123Woman
over a year ago

WORCESTER


"What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"

Letter M ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"
luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"
or boney m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What English word has three consecutive double letters? "

postbag

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By *arahBaby123Woman
over a year ago

WORCESTER


"What English word has three consecutive double letters? "

Bookkeeper? Not sure if its hyphenated though. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?"

The answer is: A pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?"

Because its overturned and is upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?heroin "

Nearly its: Heroine

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

How can the number four be half of five?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"What English word has three consecutive double letters? "

Bookkeeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?"

two syllables?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can the number four be half of five?"

If its decibels

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan


"What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?"

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man goes into a house, climbs up the stair and turns on the light. He sees hundreds of people dead. How and why did they die?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man goes into a house, climbs up the stair and turns on the light. He sees hundreds of people dead. How and why did they die?"

Because it’s Haley Joel Osmond and he sees dead people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man goes into a house, climbs up the stair and turns on the light. He sees hundreds of people dead. How and why did they die?

Because it’s Haley Joel Osmond and he sees dead people

"

Good effort but not quite

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"How can the number four be half of five?"

IV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man goes into a house, climbs up the stair and turns on the light. He sees hundreds of people dead. How and why did they die?

Because it’s Haley Joel Osmond and he sees dead people

Good effort but not quite "

It was a lighthouse that hadn't been switched on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man goes into a house, climbs up the stair and turns on the light. He sees hundreds of people dead. How and why did they die?

Because it’s Haley Joel Osmond and he sees dead people

Good effort but not quite

It was a lighthouse that hadn't been switched on?"

Nailed it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs"
.

a coin..or Will Smith in a canoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs.

a coin..or Will Smith in a canoe"

Its a penny yes...your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dead easy one. what dries as it gets wetter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dead easy one. what dries as it gets wetter"

A towel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dead easy one. what dries as it gets wetter

A towel?"

YES BABY YES.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try this one:

Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has cities but no houses, mountains but no trees, water but no fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try this one:

Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?"

Christmas eve, Christmas day, Boxing day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try this one:

Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?"

yesterday today tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try this one:

Name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Christmas eve, Christmas day, Boxing day"

Well I was going to say Yesterday Today and Tomorrow but that fits so yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What invention lets you see through walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What invention lets you see through walls"
.

J.C.B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you make 'new door' one word

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City


"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?"
your reflection

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How can you make 'new door' one word "
You just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you make 'new door' one word You just did "

how

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How can you make 'new door' one word You just did

how "

They are anagrams of each other . But you already knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you make 'new door' one word You just did

how They are anagrams of each other . But you already knew that "

YES BABY YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what gets bigger the more you take away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what gets bigger the more you take away"

A hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What gets wetter the more it dries?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"What gets wetter the more it dries?"
. A towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man who makes it has no use for it

The man who buys it doesn’t want it

The man who uses it has no idea he is using it

What is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What gets wetter the more it dries?. A towel "

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"What invention lets you see through walls"

Window

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"The man who makes it has no use for it

The man who buys it doesn’t want it

The man who uses it has no idea he is using it

What is it?"

A coffin

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"The man who makes it has no use for it

The man who buys it doesn’t want it

The man who uses it has no idea he is using it

What is it?

A coffin "

I was about to say that lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"The man who makes it has no use for it

The man who buys it doesn’t want it

The man who uses it has no idea he is using it

What is it?

A coffin

I was about to say that lol"

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The man who makes it has no use for it

The man who buys it doesn’t want it

The man who uses it has no idea he is using it

What is it?

A coffin

I was about to say that lol

Hahahaha "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?"

The Brexit vote

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"What points one way but is headed in the opposite direction?

The Brexit vote"

Hahaha I like that well done sir lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what gets bigger the more you take away

A hole "

sorry was at work... YES BABY YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer this in your mind quickly please-

Whats the opposite of not-open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near a tree by a river, there's a hole in the ground, where an old man of Aaron, goes around and around....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/03/19 18:58:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statistically....how many legs does the average person have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? "

Short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short"

yey

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"Statistically....how many legs does the average person have "

2, that's why we're called bipeds.

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

What do you have sitting down but not when you stand up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Statistically....how many legs does the average person have

2, that's why we're called bipeds."

the riddle bit is in the word statistically

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"Statistically....how many legs does the average person have

2, that's why we're called bipeds.

the riddle bit is in the word statistically"

Not having that. I was using mode.

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By *niffs VerbottenMan
over a year ago

Blue Town by the Rolling Breakers

riddle 5 days ago "how can the number four be half of five?"

four letters in 'five..'iv' roman numeral. two letters out of four letters of four letters in word 'five'. Confussed? ah, that one is only five days old. Ya Wha'?

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By *hezGeekCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?"

Heroine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you have sitting down but not when you stand up ? "

Your lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you have sitting down but not when you stand up ? "
your glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you have sitting down but not when you stand up ?

Your lap"

they were on my lap when I sat down

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"What do you have sitting down but not when you stand up ?

Your lap"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"riddle 5 days ago "how can the number four be half of five?"

four letters in 'five..'iv' roman numeral. two letters out of four letters of four letters in word 'five'. Confussed? ah, that one is only five days old. Ya Wha'? "

Ah but 4 can be half of 5 if its in decibels...for every increase by one in decibels the noise level doubles ergo 4 is half of 5

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By *niffs VerbottenMan
over a year ago

Blue Town by the Rolling Breakers

indeed lol..of magnitudes and inverse law type things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What English word has three consecutive double letters? "

Woollen."double u double o double hell

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