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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Yes fabs has now sunk to rock bottom(pun intended)

I will get straight to the point toilet paper is shit these days. It's either wafer thin causing finger pokey thru stinky finger scenario.

Meaning you use twice as much and usually takes a layer of skin off with every wipe due to the roughness of paper.

Or

It's so thick due to the quilting that it doesn't so much wipe but smears ( sorry gross thread I know )

I try not to use wet wipes due to the environmental impact they have.

But despite trying just about every brand going can't seem to find a decent one.

Surely it's not just us who have noticed this??

Anyone got a good brand they can recommend.

Sorry for the grossness of this thread but I am not saying I have a dirty bum or smelly finger meticulously clean here.

Just asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t worry, I once did a thread on whether folk scrunch or fold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also I use crushel or whatever it’s called, brilliant for wiping your shitty arsehole

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Apparently bears use rabbits as shit doesn't stick to their fur

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Apparently bears use rabbits as shit doesn't stick to their fur "

But do they shit in the woods?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I like the coconut oil or aloe Vera bog rolls

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Apparently bears use rabbits as shit doesn't stick to their fur

But do they shit in the woods?"

Well that's a good question but I'd say so.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Be thankful we have moved on from the greaseproof tracing paper stuff they used to put in school bogs when i was a kid..

That stuff literally smeared it around and was as rough as sandpaper..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use cushel it doesn’t leave bits after you’ve wiped x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

We get through 20 rolls week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hate having shit finger from crappy loo roll, love a quilted affair!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be thankful we have moved on from the greaseproof tracing paper stuff they used to put in school bogs when i was a kid..

That stuff literally smeared it around and was as rough as sandpaper.. "

Was like wiping your arse with razor blades.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My dad was an izal man

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Waitrose Aloe Vera has the best weight and quilting for my use. Not too thin, not too thick and not smeary.

Some of the brand ones are too thick.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I love our toilet roll. We get “Who gives a crap” toilet paper - ethical, fun and supports charities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be thankful we have moved on from the greaseproof tracing paper stuff they used to put in school bogs when i was a kid..

That stuff literally smeared it around and was as rough as sandpaper..

Was like wiping your arse with razor blades. "

A razor blade would have been preferable. Kids today are so spoilt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always buy the expensive bog roll.

This might seem off but I often shower afterwards if I can and make sure I'm clean as a whistle.

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