FabSwingers.com forum: Rate my willy.com

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't get it out very often, he's a bit shy and only takes to a select few. Just needed a little fresh air. So be gentle.

A scale of your choosing 1-5*? A mark out of 10? A connoisseurs descriptive guide? Writers draft? Sonnet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it

It's a 9 from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like it

It's a 9 from me

Please say that's out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can rate mine too if you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can rate mine too if you like

No. It's my thread! My Willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get it out very often, he's a bit shy and only takes to a select few. Just needed a little fresh air. So be gentle.

A scale of your choosing 1-5*? A mark out of 10? A connoisseurs descriptive guide? Writers draft? Sonnet?

I'm not a cock fan, but 5 gold stars for getting it out in flaccid state

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha.... just offering them a little variety

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get it out very often, he's a bit shy and only takes to a select few. Just needed a little fresh air. So be gentle.

A scale of your choosing 1-5*? A mark out of 10? A connoisseurs descriptive guide? Writers draft? Sonnet?

I'm not a cock fan, but 5 gold stars for getting it out in flaccid state

I'll take a flaccid 5* (fist bump)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha.... just offering them a little variety

Well if that's your intention, you may want to re-read your post.. because that read like you wanted me to look at yours..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha.... just offering them a little variety

Well if that's your intention, you may want to re-read your post.. because that read like you wanted me to look at yours.."

Hahah... oh.. didnt mean that. But sure its there anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't give it a real score without a taste test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrinkled and asleep so its a 3/5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't give it a real score without a taste test."

What are you doing this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Impressive "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Impressive "

Too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d fuck it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wrinkled and asleep so its a 3/5"

Don't be a hater

He's old.. and sleepy..

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"You can rate mine too if you like

No. It's my thread! My Willy!"

Too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harlequins

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Looks a good length and girth, I like veins....but the balls and hair not so much....6.5

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d fuck it"

Talk dirty to me like that and you're more than welcome to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d fuck it"

Please be talking about mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harlequins

What does that mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrinkled and asleep so it's a 3/5

Don't be a hater

He's old... and sleepy... "

Not a hater just judging on what I see, Looks like my dads.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

A pale looking Gonzo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could be worse.

It's more Bert Raccoon than Cyril Sneer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks a good length and girth, I like veins....but the balls and hair not so much....6.5"

Balls change.. They're droopy in the pic.. but not always! Give them a flick and they tighten up like a jugglers beanbag. Same goes for hair.. it comes and goes.

6.5 ain't bad though.. you'd like me after a flick and a shave.. I'll take that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d fuck it

Please be talking about mine

Stop thread stealing Willy thief

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wrinkled and asleep so it's a 3/5

Don't be a hater

He's old... and sleepy...

Not a hater just judging on what I see, Looks like my dads."

Say whaaaaaaaat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harlequins

What does that mean

Currently 3rd best in the country in the premiership rugby scale.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pale looking Gonzo"

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

It's a cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It could be worse.

It's more Bert Raccoon than Cyril Sneer

Are we showing our age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it

It's a 9 from me

Please say that's out of 10

Yes. 9/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrinkled and asleep so it's a 3/5

Don't be a hater

He's old... and sleepy...

Not a hater just judging on what I see, Looks like my dads."

I’d fuck it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harlequins

What does that mean

Currently 3rd best in the country in the premiership rugby scale."

3rd best? I'd wear a bronze medal with pride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t see if for obvious reasons, but has it got a kind face ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like it

It's a 9 from me

Please say that's out of 10

Yes. 9/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get it out very often, he's a bit shy and only takes to a select few. Just needed a little fresh air. So be gentle.

A scale of your choosing 1-5*? A mark out of 10? A connoisseurs descriptive guide? Writers draft? Sonnet?

I'm not a cock fan, but 5 gold stars for getting it out in flaccid state

I like flaccid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a bit wrinkly. How old are you again?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Looks a good length and girth, I like veins....but the balls and hair not so much....6.5

Balls change.. They're droopy in the pic.. but not always! Give them a flick and they tighten up like a jugglers beanbag. Same goes for hair.. it comes and goes.

6.5 ain't bad though.. you'd like me after a flick and a shave.. I'll take that.

Well let's call this the 'before' shot and maybe you'll post an 'after' sometime

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll start my own thread then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t see if for obvious reasons, but has it got a kind face ? "

I couldn't tell you Tame.. it'd be upside down to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could be worse.

It's more Bert Raccoon than Cyril Sneer

Are we showing our age?"

Who's "we" whipper snapper. I could still wear you out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks a good length and girth, I like veins....but the balls and hair not so much....6.5

Balls change.. They're droopy in the pic.. but not always! Give them a flick and they tighten up like a jugglers beanbag. Same goes for hair.. it comes and goes.

6.5 ain't bad though.. you'd like me after a flick and a shave.. I'll take that.

Well let's call this the 'before' shot and maybe you'll post an 'after' sometime

Maybe I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a cock."

Cocks ain't the best looking things in the world, as most of the ladies say on here, you have seen one you have seen them all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a bit wrinkly. How old are you again?

Too old for a rate my willy.com thread that's for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It could be worse.

It's more Bert Raccoon than Cyril Sneer

Are we showing our age?

Who's "we" whipper snapper. I could still wear you out!

Woaaahh.. I included me.. because I like the Raccoons too! Bejesus! I'm sure you could btw.. I'm a broken man.. but i give my best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a bit wrinkly. How old are you again?

Too old for a rate my willy.com thread that's for sure."

You’re not enjoying it?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Not bad 7.5/10

I’d need to see it hard for extra points

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a cock.

Cocks ain't the best looking things in the world, as most of the ladies say on here, you have seen one you have seen them all. "

*Ghengis looks at his penis and whispers*

Don't you listen to the nasty man, you're beautiful just the way you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a bit wrinkly. How old are you again?

Too old for a rate my willy.com thread that's for sure.

You’re not enjoying it? "

I'm loving it.. I'm just not sure a man my age should be enjoying it as much as I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I can make a fair assessment from a pic. Can I touch it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrinkled and asleep so it's a 3/5

Don't be a hater

He's old... and sleepy...

Not a hater just judging on what I see, Looks like my dads."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not bad 7.5/10

I’d need to see it hard for extra points

You'll have to PM me then if you want thd full visual experience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think I can make a fair assessment from a pic. Can I touch it? "

Oh yes.. be my guest

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I like it, I like your hanging balls too, well done, a firm 8.5 from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could be worse.

It's more Bert Raccoon than Cyril Sneer

I'm going to have the theme music stuck in my head for the rest of the evening. Also, I will forever more associate GK's Willy with Bert Raccoon's nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could be worse.

It's more Bert Raccoon than Cyril Sneer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tickle him under the chin

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

That's a big sack

I'll be off now then

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Not bad 7.5/10

I’d need to see it hard for extra points

You'll have to PM me then if you want thd full visual experience."

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like it, I like your hanging balls too, well done, a firm 8.5 from me

I'm going to frame this thread. I was in a bad mood earlier and it's evaporated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could be worse.

It's more Bert Raccoon than Cyril Sneer

Are we showing our age?

Who's "we" whipper snapper. I could still wear you out!

Woaaahh.. I included me.. because I like the Raccoons too! Bejesus! I'm sure you could btw.. I'm a broken man.. but i give my best."

Broken by whom?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd tickle him under the chin

He likes that..

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"It's a cock.

Cocks ain't the best looking things in the world, as most of the ladies say on here, you have seen one you have seen them all.

*Ghengis looks at his penis and whispers*

Don't you listen to the nasty man, you're beautiful just the way you are"

Did he flinch when you said that to him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a big sack

I'll be off now then

Warm droopy bath balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a cock.

Cocks ain't the best looking things in the world, as most of the ladies say on here, you have seen one you have seen them all.

*Ghengis looks at his penis and whispers*

Don't you listen to the nasty man, you're beautiful just the way you are

Did he flinch when you said that to him "

purrred

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It could be worse.

It's more Bert Raccoon than Cyril Sneer

Are we showing our age?

Who's "we" whipper snapper. I could still wear you out!

Woaaahh.. I included me.. because I like the Raccoons too! Bejesus! I'm sure you could btw.. I'm a broken man.. but i give my best.

Broken by whom?"

My own stupidity

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"That's a big sack

I'll be off now then

Warm droopy bath balls

Do they fizz when dropped in warm water

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"That's a big sack

I'll be off now then

Warm droopy bath balls

They are just right for playing “bob-a-gob” with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a big sack

I'll be off now then

Warm droopy bath balls

Do they fizz when dropped in warm water

No.. only in the presence of the most delectable of living creatures will they fizz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a big sack

I'll be off now then

Warm droopy bath balls

They are just right for playing “bob-a-gob” with

I'm not sure, i think it depends on the bob-a-gobber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could be worse.

It's more Bert Raccoon than Cyril Sneer

Are we showing our age?

Who's "we" whipper snapper. I could still wear you out!

Woaaahh.. I included me.. because I like the Raccoons too! Bejesus! I'm sure you could btw.. I'm a broken man.. but i give my best.

Broken by whom?

My own stupidity

Then forgive yourself and move on...

FAF?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"That's a big sack

I'll be off now then

Warm droopy bath balls

They are just right for playing “bob-a-gob” with

I'm not sure, i think it depends on the bob-a-gobber

True true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally willing to be ignored in this thread

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't want to look but I do but I don't but I do but I don't but I do. I might not see you in the same light.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not bad 7.5/10

I’d need to see it hard for extra points

You'll have to PM me then if you want thd full visual experience.

Done "

So? Do I get extra points?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want to look but I do but I don't but I do but I don't but I do. I might not see you in the same light."

g'wan g'wan g'wan it's only a floppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a cock.

Cocks ain't the best looking things in the world, as most of the ladies say on here, you have seen one you have seen them all.

*Ghengis looks at his penis and whispers*

Don't you listen to the nasty man, you're beautiful just the way you are"

Nasty! nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to look but I do but I don't but I do but I don't but I do. I might not see you in the same light."

Then just look at mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha naughty Ghengis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Not bad 7.5/10

I’d need to see it hard for extra points

You'll have to PM me then if you want thd full visual experience.

Done

So? Do I get extra points?"

Yes 9/10 as I haven’t felt it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name"

Over the knee!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name"

Is it Rumplestiltskin ?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name"

How do you spell Temüjin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to look but I do but I don't but I do but I don't but I do. I might not see you in the same light.

g'wan g'wan g'wan it's only a floppy"

Where's the solid pic gone?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Looks a good length and girth, I like veins....but the balls and hair not so much....6.5

Balls change.. They're droopy in the pic.. but not always! Give them a flick and they tighten up like a jugglers beanbag. Same goes for hair.. it comes and goes.

6.5 ain't bad though.. you'd like me after a flick and a shave.. I'll take that.

Well let's call this the 'before' shot and maybe you'll post an 'after' sometime

I definitely will

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not bad 7.5/10

I’d need to see it hard for extra points

You'll have to PM me then if you want thd full visual experience.

Done

So? Do I get extra points?

Yes 9/10 as I haven’t felt it yet

oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name

Is it Rumplestiltskin ?"

Pinocchio

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name

How do you spell Temüjin

I'd tell you if you hadn't blocked all men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want to look but I do but I don't but I do but I don't but I do. I might not see you in the same light.

g'wan g'wan g'wan it's only a floppy

Where's the solid pic gone?"

Thought it may be too much.. you caught it just in time though lolol

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name

Is it Rumplestiltskin ?

Pinocchio"

Looking at your picture I guess you're telling the truth

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don't want to look but I do but I don't but I do but I don't but I do. I might not see you in the same light.

g'wan g'wan g'wan it's only a floppy"

Where's the stonkin' erection? I was hoping for one taken when you were spaffing all over the forum about your perma-semi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks nice and veiny which is a positive point but don't like soft Willy's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name

Over the knee!"

*cockblushing*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name

Over the knee!

*cockblushing*"

It changes colour too?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name

Over the knee!

*cockblushing*

It changes colour too?!? "

Not just any Willy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

It's about quality.. not quantity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

And also loads are mine... trying to hijack his post

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

Surely that honour goes to his cock not the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Unfortunately I can’t rate it without a proper inspection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I can

just look at my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

And also loads are mine... trying to hijack his post

Fabs luvres a trier...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

And also loads are mine... trying to hijack his post

Continually..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I'll just pop it up your inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name

Over the knee!

*cockblushing*

It changes colour too?!?

Not just any Willy.."

Marks and Spencer's premium beef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

And also loads are mine... trying to hijack his post

Continually.."

Haha... im mostly just having a laugh...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unfortunately I can’t rate it without a proper inspection. "

How would you like me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name

Over the knee!

*cockblushing*

It changes colour too?!?

Not just any Willy..

Marks and Spencer's premium beef?"

I wouldn't say that.. but I'm not stopping you from saying so... please say so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

And also loads are mine... trying to hijack his post

Continually..

Haha... im mostly just having a laugh...

Mostly?

I know, it's fine

share the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I can

just look at my profile

Oh my goodness, now that’s an interesting angle...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha naughty Ghengis

My favourite sentance.. if you use my real name

Over the knee!

*cockblushing*

It changes colour too?!?

Not just any Willy..

Marks and Spencer's premium beef?

I wouldn't say that.. but I'm not stopping you from saying so... please say so

Ha ha such a minx this evening.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I can

just look at my profile

Oh my goodness, now that’s an interesting angle...!"

I was going to warn you but I see it's too late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I can

just look at my profile

Oh my goodness, now that’s an interesting angle...!"

Bad angle? Good angle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I can

just look at my profile

Oh my goodness, now that’s an interesting angle...!

I was going to warn you but I see it's too late!

Thanks...!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I can

just look at my profile

Oh my goodness, now that’s an interesting angle...!

Bad angle? Good angle?

watch out for my eyeball angle.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I can

just look at my profile

Oh my goodness, now that’s an interesting angle...!

Bad angle? Good angle?

How did you get a 3D picture on here

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Not bad 7.5/10

I’d need to see it hard for extra points

You'll have to PM me then if you want thd full visual experience.

Done

So? Do I get extra points?

Yes 9/10 as I haven’t felt it yet

oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I can

just look at my profile

Oh my goodness, now that’s an interesting angle...!

Bad angle? Good angle?

How did you get a 3D picture on here

I felt the overwhelming urge to jump out the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I can

just look at my profile

Oh my goodness, now that’s an interesting angle...!

Bad angle? Good angle?

It’s a little, how can I put it..out there angle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I can

just look at my profile

Oh my goodness, now that’s an interesting angle...!

Bad angle? Good angle?

It’s a little, how can I put it..out there angle!"

What angle would you prefer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100 replies in less than an hour, impressive OP...

50 of them are mine

I’d prefer to rate a hard one, can you oblige that request...

I can

just look at my profile

Oh my goodness, now that’s an interesting angle...!

Bad angle? Good angle?

It’s a little, how can I put it..out there angle!

What angle would you prefer

You've had your 5mins of fame now. My Willy, my thread.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

There once was a flaccid Fab willy,

Seeking forum ratings, from chap and from filly,

Hirsutity, balls, length and girth,

80s cartoon ref causing much mirth,

At least when posing for portrait it wasn’t too chilly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There once was a flaccid Fab willy,

Seeking forum ratings, from chap and from filly,

Hirsutity, balls, length and girth,

80s cartoon ref causing much mirth,

At least when posing for portrait it wasn’t too chilly. "

YES!!! I got a penis poem!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

0...that's all I have to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girth is there and balls like a Newton’s cradle, 8.5 would be higher if it had wind in the sail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girth is there and balls like a Newton’s cradle, 8.5 would be higher if it had wind in the sail. "

I agree

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"There once was a flaccid Fab willy,

Seeking forum ratings, from chap and from filly,

Hirsutity, balls, length and girth,

80s cartoon ref causing much mirth,

At least when posing for portrait it wasn’t too chilly.

YES!!! I got a penis poem!

Limp friend, rest a bit

Save strength when I need you most

My ten-thirty wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want their minge rated?

I give honest appraisals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"0...that's all I have to say

I'm going to shut up and just hope that's an "Oh" not a "Zero" Shhhhhh don't say anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girth is there and balls like a Newton’s cradle, 8.5 would be higher if it had wind in the sail. "

lmfao!!! You'd have to PM to get full Sails photo.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Anyone want their minge rated?

I give honest appraisals. "

Do you do poems and haikus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want their minge rated?

I give honest appraisals. "

What would you give mine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want their minge rated?

I give honest appraisals.

Do you do poems and haikus? "

If not.. you should!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want their minge rated?

I give honest appraisals.

What would you give mine?"

Id give yours everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want their minge rated?

I give honest appraisals.

Do you do poems and haikus? "

Nah, I just wank over the pics and rate my orgasm.

I could perhaps incorporate interpretive dance into my routine though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you had to ask .. makes me shake my head .. you’d go further not trying to be understated .. p.s trim that bush and chop that skin then boooom!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Anyone want their minge rated?

I give honest appraisals.

Do you do poems and haikus?

Nah, I just wank over the pics and rate my orgasm.

I could perhaps incorporate interpretive dance into my routine though? "

I like to wear my old fashioned flowing nightie and dance to Kate Bush, all flailing arms, gymnast poses and wild eyes. It’s almost prophetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want their minge rated?

I give honest appraisals.

What would you give mine?"

7.5... inches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because you had to ask .. makes me shake my head .. you’d go further not trying to be understated .. p.s trim that bush and chop that skin then boooom! "

Chop that skin

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Because you had to ask .. makes me shake my head .. you’d go further not trying to be understated .. p.s trim that bush and chop that skin then boooom!

Chop that skin

Haiku entitled “Safety scissors”:

Have you seen a worm

Die of natural causes?

I lack the patience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want their minge rated?

I give honest appraisals.

What would you give mine?

7.5... inches"

Smooth

with 7 millimetres to spare!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's difficult to say but your cock shows great promise Op.I'm comfortable giving it a minimum 4 out of 5 at this point and would happily extend a further examination, for proper review and appropriate rewards to come your way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can rate mine too if you like

No. It's my thread! My Willy!"

Yeah, go get your own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's difficult to say but your cock shows great promise Op.I'm comfortable giving it a minimum 4 out of 5 at this point and would happily extend a further examination, for proper review and appropriate rewards to come your way. "

Minimum 4 out 5 is something any man should be happy with

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Unpinnged Ming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unpinnged Ming. "

I've been expecting you Granny Crumpet

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"0...that's all I have to say

I'm going to shut up and just hope that's an "Oh" not a "Zero" Shhhhhh don't say anything

From what I can remember its an "O"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good looking dick. 9 out of 10. Would of rated higher but too many pubes!

lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you had to ask .. makes me shake my head .. you’d go further not trying to be understated .. p.s trim that bush and chop that skin then boooom!

Chop that skin

OMG I’m so sorry lol bloody alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wish I had thought of this thread*

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Good cock to ball ratio, not overly hairy, nice girth 9/10. Full marks can only ever be awarded when a soldier stands to attention for inspection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"0...that's all I have to say

I'm going to shut up and just hope that's an "Oh" not a "Zero" Shhhhhh don't say anything

From what I can remember its an "O" "

Still praying! Bloody words and letters.. have no tone to them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a good looking dick. 9 out of 10. Would of rated higher but too many pubes!

lol."

Pubes come and go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to rate mine?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I demand a girth measurement and bollock weigh in ......

then i'll comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because you had to ask .. makes me shake my head .. you’d go further not trying to be understated .. p.s trim that bush and chop that skin then boooom!

Chop that skin

OMG I’m so sorry lol bloody alcohol "

I.m not talking to you

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Anyone want to rate mine?"

Copycock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to rate mine?"

A solid 7

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*wish I had thought of this thread*"

You take tomorrow? We can make it a daily feature for one select male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want to rate mine?

Copycock"

My bad i thought any man could post

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

** I’m certainly going to recycle this theme. Probably in about 4days time in the middle of the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good cock to ball ratio, not overly hairy, nice girth 9/10. Full marks can only ever be awarded when a soldier stands to attention for inspection. "

I've mentioned before in the thread.. if you're the kind of person who needs to see it in full bloom, you need only pm

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I demand a girth measurement and bollock weigh in ......

then i'll comment"

Floppy girth? I've no scales.. if I did I would have done it already

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"0...that's all I have to say

I'm going to shut up and just hope that's an "Oh" not a "Zero" Shhhhhh don't say anything

From what I can remember its an "O"

Still praying! Bloody words and letters.. have no tone to them

"
Harry met Sally...oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want to rate mine?

A solid 7

Thankyou Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*wish I had thought of this thread*

You take tomorrow? We can make it a daily feature for one select male

Happy days!

only 1 hour 2 minutes to wait!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Thread Closed head Too Big ) "

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