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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why does asparagus make your pee smell so goddam wrird...?

I never eat it (on account of not being posh enough) but tonight I did and I just pee'd and..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Runs away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Runs away "

* jumpin in the shower now, I feel dirty... *

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And did you know the eating beetroot makes your wee red!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Runs away

* jumpin in the shower now, I feel dirty... *"

Let me know when your finished, I’ll come back then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And did you know the eating beetroot makes your wee red!

"

What's beetroot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Runs away

* jumpin in the shower now, I feel dirty... *

Let me know when your finished, I’ll come back then "

Come help soap me up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And did you know the eating beetroot makes your wee red!

What's beetroot? "

Beetroot!!! You know what the beetroot surely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And did you know the eating beetroot makes your wee red!

What's beetroot?

Beetroot!!! You know what the beetroot surely. "

Is it like avocado?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sugar puffs make your wee smell too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sugar puffs make your wee smell too x"

Of what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sugar puffs make your wee smell too x"

......and what's wrong with milk, like normal ppl?

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

What gets me is how fast it happens, eating it to asparapee in minutes !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What gets me is how fast it happens, eating it to asparapee in minutes ! "

That's what I mean, like in 20 mins!!!!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Sugar puffs make your wee smell too x"

Haven't eaten them for years and used to be a favourite of mine,

But OMG that first Pee after eating them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno

taste it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Sugar puffs make your wee smell too x

Of what? "

Yogi Bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dunno

taste it"

Don't dare me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee? "

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee? "

Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...

iron brew

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I love asparagus. I’ve never smelt my wee though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...

iron brew "

Orange......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU! "

Does it envelope you in a pee haze?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"And did you know the eating beetroot makes your wee red!

"

Only if you eat loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...

iron brew "

*Irn Bru. None of that Aldi fake stuff thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much coffee makes my wee smell like sugarpuffs. Am I broken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno. But they covered it in shameless x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee? "

Not deliberately but sometimes it's not an option!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

Does it envelope you in a pee haze? "

Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much coffee makes my wee smell like sugarpuffs. Am I broken? "
no but you might wanna cut down on your sugar. 6 spoons is a bit much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

Does it envelope you in a pee haze?

Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...." "

Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too much coffee makes my wee smell like sugarpuffs. Am I broken? "

Welcome to pee club.....

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I eat asparagus and have never noticed tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

Does it envelope you in a pee haze?

Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."

Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2? "

I don't do that shiz.....

.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...

iron brew

*Irn Bru. None of that Aldi fake stuff thank you very much! "

I had a feeling you might correct that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

Does it envelope you in a pee haze?

Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."

Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?

I don't do that shiz.....

.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs! "

Stop *

(fuck my fingers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

Does it envelope you in a pee haze?

Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."

Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?

I don't do that shiz.....

.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!

Stop *

(fuck my fingers) "

I'd rather not thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...

iron brew

*Irn Bru. None of that Aldi fake stuff thank you very much!

I had a feeling you might correct that "
I have to or I'll be kicked out the country!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...

iron brew

*Irn Bru. None of that Aldi fake stuff thank you very much!

I had a feeling you might correct that I have to or I'll be kicked out the country! "

...As well as your local Aldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

Ohhh, I’m imagining what your wee would smell like now...

iron brew

*Irn Bru. None of that Aldi fake stuff thank you very much!

I had a feeling you might correct that I have to or I'll be kicked out the country!

...As well as your local Aldi "

No more middle aisle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

Does it envelope you in a pee haze?

Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."

Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?

I don't do that shiz.....

.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!

Stop *

(fuck my fingers)

I'd rather not thanks. "

Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

Does it envelope you in a pee haze?

Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."

Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?

I don't do that shiz.....

.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!

Stop *

(fuck my fingers)

I'd rather not thanks.

Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing? "
both

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

Does it envelope you in a pee haze?

Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."

Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?

I don't do that shiz.....

.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!

Stop *

(fuck my fingers)

I'd rather not thanks.

Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing? both "

At the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

Does it envelope you in a pee haze?

Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."

Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?

I don't do that shiz.....

.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!

Stop *

(fuck my fingers)

I'd rather not thanks.

Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing? both

At the same time? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

Does it envelope you in a pee haze?

Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."

Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?

I don't do that shiz.....

.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!

Stop *

(fuck my fingers)

I'd rather not thanks.

Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing? both

At the same time? "

......you've changed.....

You'll always be goldfish girl in my eyes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much coffee makes my wee smell like sugarpuffs. Am I broken? no but you might wanna cut down on your sugar. 6 spoons is a bit much "

But I don't have any sugar! I must definitely be broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who doesn't smell their wee?

It's not an option after asparagus I just discovered.... ...the pee smell finds YOU!

Does it envelope you in a pee haze?

Kinda.... ...took me by surprise and then I was like, "ohhhhh asparagus...."

Are you worried what's gonna happen when you do a number 2?

I don't do that shiz.....

.....atoo making ppl think of me on the pan ffs!

Stop *

(fuck my fingers)

I'd rather not thanks.

Think of me shitting asparagus or the finger thing? both

At the same time?

......you've changed.....

You'll always be goldfish girl in my eyes.... "
ssssshhhhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much coffee makes my wee smell like sugarpuffs. Am I broken? no but you might wanna cut down on your sugar. 6 spoons is a bit much

But I don't have any sugar! I must definitely be broken "
oh. In that case yes, you're broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much coffee makes my wee smell like sugarpuffs. Am I broken? no but you might wanna cut down on your sugar. 6 spoons is a bit much

But I don't have any sugar! I must definitely be broken "

Not broken... sweet enough

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too much coffee makes my wee smell like sugarpuffs. Am I broken? no but you might wanna cut down on your sugar. 6 spoons is a bit much

But I don't have any sugar! I must definitely be broken

Not broken... sweet enough "

You silver tongued devil you...

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