FabSwingers.com forum: Steak and blowjob day 14th March

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Steak and blowjob day this week 14th March.

I own a butcher's shop and sell more steaks on this special day than Valentine's day.. It makes me laugh when the customers call in for 3 steaks.I give them a cheeky smile when they're in my shop. as I have a few of them that are on fab. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless I learn to blow myself in two days, it’ll be fish and a four finger shuffle

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Why do they buy 3?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do they buy 3?

Do I really need to answer that one for you ? .. Ha ha ha

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Pa. you can but T-shirt’s for it off the net. I will get one for next year. Doll myself up and pose behind the counter in some stripper heels and a thong and a couple of prime cuts!

That’ll be some class advertising.

What a pal I am

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Why do they buy 3?

Do I really need to answer that one for you ? .. Ha ha ha

Ohhhhhhh. Doh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do they buy 3?

Do I really need to answer that one for you ? .. Ha ha ha

Ohhhhhhh. Doh

What time you calling round.? It will make a change to our usual carvery .. lol x

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Why do they buy 3?

Do I really need to answer that one for you ? .. Ha ha ha

Ohhhhhhh. Doh

What time you calling round.? It will make a change to our usual carvery .. lol x

I don’t like steak. Can I have salmon?

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Is THAT why am getting taken out for a steak dinner on Thursday. Every days a school day.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I buy steak in the hope of "if I buy it they will come "

All it means is I have 2 steaks to eat this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do they buy 3?

Do I really need to answer that one for you ? .. Ha ha ha

Ohhhhhhh. Doh

What time you calling round.? It will make a change to our usual carvery .. lol x

I don’t like steak. Can I have salmon?"

Salmon steak is allowed I guess

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I buy steak in the hope of "if I buy it they will come "

All it means is I have 2 steaks to eat this week "

Might line my threshold with it like a voodoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats no good im not meeting until 25th need an iou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well im single and cant suck my own dick, so this thursday will be Pizza and a wank day for me

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I buy steak in the hope of "if I buy it they will come "

All it means is I have 2 steaks to eat this week

Might line my threshold with it like a voodoo

Hahaha cake and clit day soon enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I buy steak in the hope of "if I buy it they will come "

All it means is I have 2 steaks to eat this week

Might line my threshold with it like a voodoo

Hahaha cake and clit day soon enough "

That's chicken licken day April 14th ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where the quality steak shop mr nice ,

Any discounts for fabbers ?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I buy steak in the hope of "if I buy it they will come "

All it means is I have 2 steaks to eat this week

Might line my threshold with it like a voodoo

Hahaha cake and clit day soon enough

That's chicken licken day April 14th ha ha ha

I think women should have 2 as we often get let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no one to cook for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely

Dya wanna bj, Merry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and steak day. He has to work harder to earn his blowie.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

My other half will make me a steak and i'll give someone else a blow job. That's how it works right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a lovely steak..... .....still waiting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the guy turns up with a decent fillet steak, cooks it blu, with a green salad and a nice bottle of red ..... I would let him give me a lady-garden blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I will have steak.

So I am halfway there

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By *orgotten22Woman
over a year ago

out in the sticks in the north east england

Steak and bj available to only 1 special guy but mmmm who will it b

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steak and bj available to only 1 special guy but mmmm who will it b

I volunteer! Aldi steak is fine with me

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Steak and bj available to only 1 special guy but mmmm who will it b

I volunteer! Aldi steak is fine with me

Pfffft and here was me sorting your ramen noodles

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

dont have to buy steak hubbys a bucher and hubby gets a blow job regardless what day of the week it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steak and bj available to only 1 special guy but mmmm who will it b

I volunteer! Aldi steak is fine with me

Pfffft and here was me sorting your ramen noodles"

Oh forgive me, I was under the assumption I was making the trip to tesco for them, you may continue

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jay doesnt know about steak and blow job day as ive never told him about it

so he will get a blowjob minus the steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely

Dya wanna bj, Merry?

What about the steak?!

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Steak and bj available to only 1 special guy but mmmm who will it b

I volunteer! Aldi steak is fine with me

Pfffft and here was me sorting your ramen noodles

Oh forgive me, I was under the assumption I was making the trip to tesco for them, you may continue

How magnanimous of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working.... I cook a mean steak too and apparently give a alright blowy, a waste of my talents Thursday evening

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely

Dya wanna bj, Merry?

What about the steak?! "

I’ll give you one only. My steak is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely

Dya wanna bj, Merry?

What about the steak?!

I’ll give you one only. My steak is good.

I’m telling work I need to finish early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely

Dya wanna bj, Merry?

What about the steak?!

I’ll give you one only. My steak is good.

I’m telling work I need to finish early "

Hopefully that's the only time in the day you finish early

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yeah I’m not anticipating a blow job or some one to cook me steak. Jiu jitsu and a dominos on the way home is more likely

Dya wanna bj, Merry?

What about the steak?!

I’ll give you one only. My steak is good.

I’m telling work I need to finish early

Hopefully that's the only time in the day you finish early

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By *orgotten22Woman
over a year ago

out in the sticks in the north east england

"Steak and bj available to only 1 special guy but mmmm who will it b

I volunteer! Aldi steak is fine with me

I was going to Lidl ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the wrong day for me to turn vegan

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By *orgotten22Woman
over a year ago

out in the sticks in the north east england

"It's the wrong day for me to turn vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in pain from that response. So glad I wasn't drinking when I read it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steak and bj available to only 1 special guy but mmmm who will it b

I volunteer! Aldi steak is fine with me

I was going to Lidl ?? "

You were going anyway? Fantastic! when is "Linguini and a lick" day? I'll return the favour

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'll be having steak.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s a big fat zero day for me then..

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Anyone for a meet Thursday evening?

I’ll bring the pound a meat

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Hmm, I wonder which of my lucky boys get to take me for steak and then get to suck my cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm, I wonder which of my lucky boys get to take me for steak and then get to suck my cock?

Love it . LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some great comments

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