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Nursery rhymes not safe for work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've done a few on another thread, so I apologise to Clem for taking it off topic.

However, take a rhyme and Fab it up! I'll repost my efforts later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

Jill came down with half a crown

And it wasnt for carrying water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round and round the lady garden,

Like a sausage bare,

Underneath my underwear you’ll find my fanny there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red, sea is green

I'll open my legs and you'll fill me with cream.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Humpty Dump shat on a wall

Humpty Dump had a great fall

The council environmental officers issued him with an asbo

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon.

40,000 volts shot up its arse

And turned it's wool to nylon.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Humped and dumped he sat on a wall

Humped and dumped he had a great fall

All the King's whores

And all the bi men

Got on with humping together again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright, get ready, here we go...

Little Boy Blue, come blow up your horn

The sheep's in the meadow and the cows in the corn

Ai yai ya...

Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?

He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep

Judge Dread - Big Six

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If you go down to the woods today

Your bound to get a surprise.

Susan_loves_cock 2k19 is doing a bukkake

And has spunk in her eyes

(I made that name up btw, this bit isn't part of the rhyme).

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The grand old Duke of York

He had ten thousand men

...dirty bastard

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


" Alright, get ready, here we go...

Little Boy Blue, come blow up your horn

The sheep's in the meadow and the cows in the corn

Ai yai ya...

Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?

He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep

Judge Dread - Big Six"

Hey hey dilly dum day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Alright, get ready, here we go...

Little Boy Blue, come blow up your horn

The sheep's in the meadow and the cows in the corn

Ai yai ya...

Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?

He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep

Judge Dread - Big Six

Hey hey dilly dum day"

You know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,How does your garden grow?

It doesn't bloody grow because the council have demolished it to build a new carpark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you go down to the woods today

Your bound to get a surprise.

Susan_loves_cock 2k19 is doing a bukkake

And has spunk in her eyes

(I made that name up btw, this bit isn't part of the rhyme)."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb,

She also had a bear

Wherever little Mary went

You’d always see her bare

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water

I don’t know what they did up there

But they came back with a daughter

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By *e420vilMan
over a year ago

Your Street

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ring a ring of penis

We all wank off for Mistress

Bukkake

Bukkake

The poor girl drowned

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