FabSwingers.com forum: Are we officially 'Timewasters'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a pain when meets gets cancelled :/

We had to cancel a social meet last weekend , twice :O

The Saturday night, the mother-in-law needed an emergency visit (she wasn't well) so we messaged the couple and they were fine and agreed to meet Sunday instead (yay!).

.....Sunday, feckin' washing machine decides to spew EVERYWHERE!!!!

1) Clean up water (hours)

2) Buy new machine (approx 1 and a half hours)

3) Remove tw@tted up old machine (40 mins)

4) Clean up mess created by removal of tw@tted up old machine (20 mins)

5) Install non-tw@tted up new machine following instructions after removing packaging (installation: 25 mins, removing packaging: 5-7 mins (I didn't jot that bit down due to losing patience)

6) Look at the pile of washing that needed the non-tw@tted up new machines' attention (please note that it was Sunday, the day before we all have to return to work and school (child x1) and bleat out the words "Oh my f**king god, we have a meet in an hour" ....please bear in mind the facts that me and him were filthy with cleaning up the mess and all and it takes me more than an hour to get ready AFTER a shower :O

We messaged the couple again with our profuse apologies for them to reply:

"it's ok, perhaps another time?" (god bless 'em).

We showered and retreated to our bed for a rest and listened to the whirring of our lovely new non-tw@tted up new machine, getting our clothes ready for the next day

NB: All of the above is factual!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*bloody hell fire ....forgot the question mark on the title of this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a pain when meets gets cancelled :/

We had to cancel a social meet last weekend , twice :O

The Saturday night, the mother-in-law needed an emergency visit (she wasn't well) so we messaged the couple and they were fine and agreed to meet Sunday instead (yay!).

.....Sunday, feckin' washing machine decides to spew EVERYWHERE!!!!

1) Clean up water (hours)

2) Buy new machine (approx 1 and a half hours)

3) Remove tw@tted up old machine (40 mins)

4) Clean up mess created by removal of tw@tted up old machine (20 mins)

5) Install non-tw@tted up new machine following instructions after removing packaging (installation: 25 mins, removing packaging: 5-7 mins (I didn't jot that bit down due to losing patience)

We messaged the couple again with our profuse apologies for them to reply:

"it's ok, perhaps another time?" (god bless 'em).

We showered and retreated to our bed for a rest and listened to the whirring of our lovely new non-tw@tted up new machine, getting our clothes ready for the next day

NB: All of the above is factual!

I believe ya...

I just love it when they fail spectacularly like that... like walking into a warzone that's a cross between wet towels used as flood dams and a paddy field...

Glad you got your new one in...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens. It has happened to us but the couple phoned us in person to explain, so it did not feel so bad. We were still disappointed, of course, but not that angry frustrated feeling that timewasters give you when they just don't turn up, no message nothing or cancel as you are halfway to the meet.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

yes you are, now piddle off

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"*bloody hell fire ....forgot the question mark on the title of this thread

by not using the question mark you are officially a time waster! how rude!!!!!

awww it was nice of the meet to be so understanding.

but unfortunately, shit happens in life so I doubt you are a time waster at all!

Hope everything is sorted for you now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sh1t happens to the most genuine of people too!

Glad that the washing machine has been sorted, and I hope the MIL is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*bloody hell fire ....forgot the question mark on the title of this thread

tch - unforgivable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just love it when they fail spectacularly like that... like walking into a warzone that's a cross between wet towels used as flood dams and a paddy field..."

That's the best way of describing the scene

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*bloody hell fire ....forgot the question mark on the title of this thread

by not using the question mark you are officially a time waster! how rude!!!!!

awww it was nice of the meet to be so understanding.

but unfortunately, shit happens in life so I doubt you are a time waster at all!

Hope everything is sorted for you now though

xx"

All sorted for us, just need Mother in Law to get better now, thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sh1t happens to the most genuine of people too!

Glad that the washing machine has been sorted, and I hope the MIL is better.

She is on the right track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ive always thought you were a bloody time waster

2020 was the date i gave ya for our meet cause ya hubby said ya might just be ready by then xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well ive always thought you were a bloody time waster

2020 was the date i gave ya for our meet cause ya hubby said ya might just be ready by then xx

I take extra time to get ready for 'special' meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice when the couple are accepting of your reasons and are happy with a postponement. Will give you all an ice-breaker and something to laugh about when you do meet.

p.s not laughing, just trying to see the humerous side.

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over a year ago

You are timewasters with lovely clean clothes

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

It's a pain when meets gets cancelled :/

We had to cancel a social meet last weekend , twice :O

The Saturday night, the mother-in-law needed an emergency visit (she wasn't well) so we messaged the couple and they were fine and agreed to meet Sunday instead (yay!).

.....Sunday, feckin' washing machine decides to spew EVERYWHERE!!!!

1) Clean up water (hours)

2) Buy new machine (approx 1 and a half hours)

3) Remove tw@tted up old machine (40 mins)

4) Clean up mess created by removal of tw@tted up old machine (20 mins)

5) Install non-tw@tted up new machine following instructions after removing packaging (installation: 25 mins, removing packaging: 5-7 mins (I didn't jot that bit down due to losing patience)

We messaged the couple again with our profuse apologies for them to reply:

"it's ok, perhaps another time?" (god bless 'em).

We showered and retreated to our bed for a rest and listened to the whirring of our lovely new non-tw@tted up new machine, getting our clothes ready for the next day

NB: All of the above is factual!

but I'm sure you are both lovely even when you are dirty lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well ive always thought you were a bloody time waster

2020 was the date i gave ya for our meet cause ya hubby said ya might just be ready by then xx

I take extra time to get ready for 'special' meets

Mmmm i see you highlighted the special bit xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice when the couple are accepting of your reasons and are happy with a postponement. Will give you all an ice-breaker and something to laugh about when you do meet.

p.s not laughing, just trying to see the humerous side. "

At least they will be rest assured that hygiene is something we take into consideration

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well ive always thought you were a bloody time waster

2020 was the date i gave ya for our meet cause ya hubby said ya might just be ready by then xx

I take extra time to get ready for 'special' meets

Mmmm i see you highlighted the special bit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!! "

Aye ya back are ya xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!!

Aye ya back are ya xx

Just couldn't keep away!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!!

Aye ya back are ya xx

Just couldn't keep away!!!

It was me wasnt it ? ah ah ah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!!

Aye ya back are ya xx

Just couldn't keep away!!!

It was me wasnt it ? ah ah ah xx

Yep - this time baby - your ass is mine!!!

(Well if the mad bint will let me!! - I bow before your greatness Fmuma)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!!

Aye ya back are ya xx

Just couldn't keep away!!!

It was me wasnt it ? ah ah ah xx

Yep - this time baby - your ass is mine!!!

(Well if the mad bint will let me!! - I bow before your greatness Fmuma)

Do what now before her what now FFS dunna make her any bloody worse than she is

And if ya wants me ass how bigs ya strapon?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!!

Aye ya back are ya xx

Just couldn't keep away!!!

It was me wasnt it ? ah ah ah xx

Yep - this time baby - your ass is mine!!!

(Well if the mad bint will let me!! - I bow before your greatness Fmuma)

Do what now before her what now FFS dunna make her any bloody worse than she is

And if ya wants me ass how bigs ya strapon?? xx

7 inches OK for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!!

Aye ya back are ya xx

Just couldn't keep away!!!

It was me wasnt it ? ah ah ah xx

Yep - this time baby - your ass is mine!!!

(Well if the mad bint will let me!! - I bow before your greatness Fmuma)

Do what now before her what now FFS dunna make her any bloody worse than she is

And if ya wants me ass how bigs ya strapon?? xx

7 inches OK for you?

Aye fa starters xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!!

Aye ya back are ya xx

Just couldn't keep away!!!

It was me wasnt it ? ah ah ah xx

Yep - this time baby - your ass is mine!!!

(Well if the mad bint will let me!! - I bow before your greatness Fmuma)

Do what now before her what now FFS dunna make her any bloody worse than she is

And if ya wants me ass how bigs ya strapon?? xx

7 inches OK for you?

Aye fa starters xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!!

Aye ya back are ya xx

Just couldn't keep away!!!

It was me wasnt it ? ah ah ah xx

Yep - this time baby - your ass is mine!!!

(Well if the mad bint will let me!! - I bow before your greatness Fmuma)

Do what now before her what now FFS dunna make her any bloody worse than she is

And if ya wants me ass how bigs ya strapon?? xx

Is it me or does that make no sense whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!!

Aye ya back are ya xx

Just couldn't keep away!!!

It was me wasnt it ? ah ah ah xx

Yep - this time baby - your ass is mine!!!

(Well if the mad bint will let me!! - I bow before your greatness Fmuma)

Do what now before her what now FFS dunna make her any bloody worse than she is

And if ya wants me ass how bigs ya strapon?? xx

Is it me or does that make no sense whatsoever

Yep - it's you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what now before her what now???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BTW, save the drum from the old washing machine, as you can turn it into a fire pit - campers like them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a pain when meets gets cancelled :/

We had to cancel a social meet last weekend , twice :O

The Saturday night, the mother-in-law needed an emergency visit (she wasn't well) so we messaged the couple and they were fine and agreed to meet Sunday instead (yay!).

.....Sunday, feckin' washing machine decides to spew EVERYWHERE!!!!

1) Clean up water (hours)

2) Buy new machine (approx 1 and a half hours)

3) Remove tw@tted up old machine (40 mins)

4) Clean up mess created by removal of tw@tted up old machine (20 mins)

5) Install non-tw@tted up new machine following instructions after removing packaging (installation: 25 mins, removing packaging: 5-7 mins (I didn't jot that bit down due to losing patience)

We messaged the couple again with our profuse apologies for them to reply:

"it's ok, perhaps another time?" (god bless 'em).

We showered and retreated to our bed for a rest and listened to the whirring of our lovely new non-tw@tted up new machine, getting our clothes ready for the next day

NB: All of the above is factual!

Message us, we're local, have other comitments too, real life stuff ,,, lol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"You are definately timewasters!!! I think it's absolutely disgusting that not only did you waste their time but you aired your dirty laundry in a public forum!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BTW, save the drum from the old washing machine, as you can turn it into a fire pit - campers like them!

Any preference on size? Cus our old machine had a big one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a pain when meets gets cancelled :/

We had to cancel a social meet last weekend , twice :O

The Saturday night, the mother-in-law needed an emergency visit (she wasn't well) so we messaged the couple and they were fine and agreed to meet Sunday instead (yay!).

.....Sunday, feckin' washing machine decides to spew EVERYWHERE!!!!

1) Clean up water (hours)

2) Buy new machine (approx 1 and a half hours)

3) Remove tw@tted up old machine (40 mins)

4) Clean up mess created by removal of tw@tted up old machine (20 mins)

5) Install non-tw@tted up new machine following instructions after removing packaging (installation: 25 mins, removing packaging: 5-7 mins (I didn't jot that bit down due to losing patience)

We messaged the couple again with our profuse apologies for them to reply:

"it's ok, perhaps another time?" (god bless 'em).

We showered and retreated to our bed for a rest and listened to the whirring of our lovely new non-tw@tted up new machine, getting our clothes ready for the next day

NB: All of the above is factual!

Message us, we're local, have other comitments too, real life stuff ,,, lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

You should meet single men, we're used to piles of unwashed clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You should meet single men, we're used to piles of unwashed clothes.

We do meet single men.... they are usually fungi's

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