FabSwingers.com forum: Tuesday titter made me smile

By *oforit30555 OP Man
over a year ago

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the forest when they stumble across a magic lamp.

The rabbit picks up the lamp, and rubs it. Out comes a genie, and it grants them both 3 wishes.

The bear, now focused on the wishes, decides to test the genie’s limits. He says, “I wish every other bear in the forest were female!”

The rabbit simply says, “I wish for a motorcycle helmet.” A helmet pops into existence, and he buckles it onto his head.

The bear decides to go further, and says “I wish every other bear in the country was female, and they liked me!”

The rabbit says, “I wish for a motorcycle.” A motorcycle appears in front of him, and he sits on top.

The bear, for his final wish, says, “I wish every other bear in the world was female, and they were irresistibly attracted to me!”

The rabbit revs his motorcycle, getting ready to ride away, points at the bear and says, “I wish that bear was gay.”