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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Your knees are known as bad and trick rather than left or right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know exactly what your say OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

police look 12

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

You know you're getting old when you need the back massage after sex not before

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I had the crazy idea of pulling a 3 day club fest this weekend.

I definitely feel my age + 40 years. Never again

Now I’m curled up in my onesie surrounded by little sleepy dogs I’m much happier being an old bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your back goes out more than you do !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your saying why your parents did like “Back in the day”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your belly button comes in the centre of your breasts

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The osteoporosis diagnosis has made me feel ancient.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Your boss says that's not politically correct at one of your jokes

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You can only dream of a play date with a woman in a tartan mini skirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you tell your kids that you remember when that housing estate was just a big field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the people you work with are closer to your child’s age than they are yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look at Drs or policemen and think are you really old enough to be doing your job lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wen you cant stand the noise in the clubs

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When the people you work with are closer to your child’s age than they are yours.

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My career is older than most of the people I have been working with recently.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The pool of fab women who'd want to play with you is shrinking daily

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Too old going to bed now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the people you work with are closer to your child’s age than they are yours.

My career is older than most of the people I have been working with recently. "

Ok that made me giggle

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

when your "little" sister is 51 and moaning because shes started the menopause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You grunt when standing up...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

When you actually remember the song "the oldest swinger in town"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stand up and every joint in ya body grinds and clicks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you actually remember the song "the oldest swinger in town" "

Never heard of it!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you start to look at Saga holidays as a serious option

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"When you actually remember the song "the oldest swinger in town"

Never heard of it! "

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

When your relationship is older than half the people on fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You rarely go to clubs because the action starts far too late and you want to be tucked up in bed by 12ish

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You don't need proof of age for alcohol purchases

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

When you have to explain to an office junior what a fax machine is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You like seeing washing hanging outside on the line and you comment that it’s a good drying day.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You can buy condoms first time without going red in the face and making 27 false purchases from the girl in the chemists first

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending "

You could have stayed at home in Pyjamas I would have brought a Chinese and a Rom Com DVD at least that way you can still have the happy ending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you tell someone off and start with... 'When I was your age!'

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

You know you're getting old when ...When you have too many early nights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can buy condoms first time without going red in the face and making 27 false purchases from the girl in the chemists first "

The older you get the louder you become buying them it's like youre shouting... yes I can still get an erection!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

You know your get old when you wonder if your HRT patch matches your lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you remember who Fun Boy Three were

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"When you start to look at Saga holidays as a serious option "

We just got our house insurance via Saga. There is free wine and beer available on their "possibilities" site. Just saying

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By *harmingCMan
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford

When you forget why you went up or down stairs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You don't need proof of age for alcohol purchases "

If I shave ma beard off I get asked for ID when I go into pubs

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

When you're child is more than twice the age you were when they were born

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can insure a brand new 29k car for £135..... /

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Old? I started lying 15 years ago and intend to keep doing so... mostly cos I have to keep up with my Mum who has a better social life than me and is still doing tai chi and yoga..I'm only on the yoga....

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

You see someone do something energetic and think how much that would make your feet hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that what I have to look forward too? I’m going to enjoy being 21 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can insure a brand new 29k car for £135..... / "

Have you just bought a brand new 29k car then?

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

When you have tools and equipment older than some of the people you work with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?"

Not for me...No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?

Not for me...No "

Ah ok I guesss everyone has there own tastes

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Is that what I have to look forward too? I’m going to enjoy being 21 lol"

Bless 21 eh (tried to write that without sounding patroniaing..Not trying to be)

How great is that your whole life ahead of you, and to right enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can insure a brand new 29k car for £135..... /

Have you just bought a brand new 29k car then? "

Haha, I wish, I lease one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?"

Nope, if anything it can make me feel older than I want to feel...

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By *armupartistMan
over a year ago

York


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending "

Clearly you need to experience my 'massage artistry'... guaranteed to keep you young and the happy endings coming. Sadly I'm too old and distant to offer to prove my claim...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?

Not for me...No

Ah ok I guesss everyone has there own tastes "

I suppose it depends on what you call young,.for me it's under 35 tho there is always the exceptolion.

I would be meeting them becauae because they had that certain something not becauae it would make be feel young...I don't feel old

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?

Nope, if anything it can make me feel older than I want to feel... "

Yes it can for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending "

24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors

(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*I'm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look at Drs or policemen and think are you really old enough to be doing your job lol"

Or vets that tell you how to look after animals that you have owned for longer than the vet has been alive

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending

24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors

(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )"

Ah go on squidge over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?"

No, going for older men makes me still feel young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you have to show the young folks they can change the channel by pressing the buttons on the side of a tv...and explaining that tvs never used to come with remotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose without sounding like a typical man but an older women is always a big turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending

24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors

(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )

Ah go on squidge over "

Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

When I look for new shoes which have Velcro fastening or are slip-ons, as arthritic hands cannot cope with laces.

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

You know your old when you’d rather have a cup of tea than thicken your glass with another vodka

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending

24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors

(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )

Ah go on squidge over

Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another "

I do like person of variety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending

24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors

(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )

Ah go on squidge over

Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another

I do like person of variety "

I'll put them in the dryer! I make a mean hot chocolate too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... you try to put the iron in the fridge ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every spelling and grammar mistake makes you tut x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending

24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors

(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )

Ah go on squidge over

Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another

I do like person of variety "

I'm so bad with imojis that's not what I was you going for it was meant to be a wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Sunday my daughter, (11), asked if 'were you alive dad when the internet was invented?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending

24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors

(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )

Ah go on squidge over

Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another

I do like person of variety

I'm so bad with imojis that's not what I was you going for it was meant to be a wink"

Oh good! I thought i'd worded my post wrongly I overuse the green smiley so everyone knows i'm not being super serious, I am too awkward to type without them

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Young colleagues when I mentioned music from my past, recorded on Cassette tape, asked "what's a Cassette Tape"?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 11/03/19 23:28:08]

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending

24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors

(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )

Ah go on squidge over

Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another

I do like person of variety

I'm so bad with imojis that's not what I was you going for it was meant to be a wink

Oh good! I thought i'd worded my post wrongly I overuse the green smiley so everyone knows i'm not being super serious, I am too awkward to type without them "

Ah good glad that sorted x

You know your getting old when you

Can't use emojis lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve been in your feet for too long, sit down and then when you get back up it’s still like you are sitting and do a funny walk

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending

24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors

(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )

Ah go on squidge over

Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another

I do like person of variety

I'm so bad with imojis that's not what I was you going for it was meant to be a wink

Oh good! I thought i'd worded my post wrongly I overuse the green smiley so everyone knows i'm not being super serious, I am too awkward to type without them

Ah good glad that sorted x

You know your getting old when you

Can't use emojis lol x"

There's a group on facebook called "Please show to Jim! Ha ha" full of 'im too old for this newfangled technology' type posts, might give you a chuckle to see you're not the worst for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're walking up stairs and forget what you're going up there for. Then you realise you're holding everyone else up getting on the plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you write notes for EVERYTHING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've gone soft....

(wait, that sounds wrong.... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You love watching The Great British Sewing Bee !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is all in the mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your favourite bands start playing on radio 2!

I heard Distubed and Greenday on there over the weekend!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Afternoon naps cease to become a luxury...they become essential.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your stair lift stops working and your stuck upstairs all day

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Afternoon naps cease to become a luxury...they become essential."

It so does

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending

24 and I'm currently sat in a seal onesie with a heater next to me, you're never too old to want to be indoors

(p.s ladies, one at a time. There's only so much room in this fluffy outfit )

Ah go on squidge over

Deal! I also have a sloth, pikachu and grizzyy bear onesie, if seals don't take your fancy feel free to grab another

I do like person of variety

I'm so bad with imojis that's not what I was you going for it was meant to be a wink

Oh good! I thought i'd worded my post wrongly I overuse the green smiley so everyone knows i'm not being super serious, I am too awkward to type without them

Ah good glad that sorted x

You know your getting old when you

Can't use emojis lol x

There's a group on facebook called "Please show to Jim! Ha ha" full of 'im too old for this newfangled technology' type posts, might give you a chuckle to see you're not the worst for it "

I don't use Facebook either am am I ancient or what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you actually remember the song "the oldest swinger in town" "

Erm one of my favourite songs- I grew up listening to that...I’m 33!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can no longer find any good records for your gramaphone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every spelling and grammar mistake makes you tut x"
You missy sound like a dripping tap when you in the forums then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you wake up at 5.30am to go to the loo and can't get back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have an early night so wake at 5 and that's it for the day

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

When you start to study your annual pension statement very carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you start to study your annual pension statement very carefully

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I did this the other day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m in club and seems like every song I hear I’m saying “I remember the original of this one”

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By *J2123Man
over a year ago

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When you stop getting ID’d for a Red Bull

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By *armupartistMan
over a year ago

York

When you really fancy your grandson's girlfriend (this shouldn't be seen as a personal observation - I just wish she wouldn't wear those very short skirts and fishnets or the 'spray on' leggings that show every curve and crevice; also with breasts that big I would have thought she would be more comfortable wearing a bra...)!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you really fancy your grandson's girlfriend (this shouldn't be seen as a personal observation - I just wish she wouldn't wear those very short skirts and fishnets or the 'spray on' leggings that show every curve and crevice; also with breasts that big I would have thought she would be more comfortable wearing a bra...)!"

This is something you should keep to yourself maybe ...

Creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to pop the readers on now and then

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

When you abandon an anecdote because you realise that there are just too many references that the audience are too young to get.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

When your only chance of sex with a 20 year old is if she's on a shag the oldest guy bet with her mates on a night out

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By *kynyrd64Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

At work this young lad who looked about 14,walked upto me and said you used to play cricket with my grandad!.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"The pool of fab women who'd want to play with you is shrinking daily "
my pool is so small I can't get in it myself

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"When you wake up at 5.30am to go to the loo and can't get back to sleep "

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

When you get very excited about a future 90s v 00s tour featuring 5ive, Steps, East 17, Fatman Scoop, B*witched, Big Bruvaz etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you wake up at 5.30am to go to the loo and can't get back to sleep "
This is definitely me every day and being diagnosed last year with early osteoarthritis in one of my joints, was told "it's nothing to worry about, just comes with age"

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

When you’re chatting with a new starter/apprentice at work and the conversation gets around to cars. He tells me he’s into classic cars so that piques my interest so I ask him which ones.

He’s got a 2007 Ford Fiesta....

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By *armupartistMan
over a year ago

York


"When you really fancy your grandson's girlfriend (this shouldn't be seen as a personal observation - I just wish she wouldn't wear those very short skirts and fishnets or the 'spray on' leggings that show every curve and crevice; also with breasts that big I would have thought she would be more comfortable wearing a bra).

This is something you should keep to yourself maybe ...

Creepy "

Hey please don't put a 'perverted spin' on this - it was no more than a poor attempt at humour! A quick look at my profile and veris will show you I don't go near young women (or attempt to) and as a father of two daughters (now grown up and mothers) I was fiercely protective and defensive of them! I was saying no more than that us older chaps still 'notice'! Is this another question for the forum as is it not the case that young women dress as I 'observed' to attract attention?

It is not 'creepy' to notice them - do you not dress to attract attention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're worried about a cold winter

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Creepy to write about it, and it read creepy, too, whatever your intention.

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By *armupartistMan
over a year ago

York


"Creepy to write about it, and it read creepy, too, whatever your intention. "

Really... my grandson and his girlfriend are in their early 20s (university undergrads) - perhaps you imagine I was referring to real youngsters?

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Watching Coronation street on catch up

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I was working with some interns last summer, when I met up with an old work colleague. When we added it up we had last met up longer ago than the interns had been alive! They couldn't get their heads arounds us still being mates...

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

When you drop out out of all your friends age ranges on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you abandon an anecdote because you realise that there are just too many references that the audience are too young to get. "

I do this all the time.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

When old clothes come back into fashion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The pool of fab women who'd want to play with you is shrinking daily "

Least you've a pool with some water. Been a long time since any water was in my pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrolling down to find the year you were born in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're old when you answer a 10.30pm text at 6am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're old when you tell your daughter to hang up the phone

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"Creepy to write about it, and it read creepy, too, whatever your intention.

Really... my grandson and his girlfriend are in their early 20s (university undergrads) - perhaps you imagine I was referring to real youngsters?"

50 year age gap then. I'd definitely keep any such thoughts to myself.

It's not what you say; it's what people hear.

Worth bearing in mind.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"When you really fancy your grandson's girlfriend (this shouldn't be seen as a personal observation - I just wish she wouldn't wear those very short skirts and fishnets or the 'spray on' leggings that show every curve and crevice; also with breasts that big I would have thought she would be more comfortable wearing a bra...)!"

My son-in-law lived with me for a while so he and my daughter could save some money. He lives in the gym. I came down one morning to see him frying bacon, dressed only in boxers.

All I could see was the pan of bacon on too high a flame, the splash guard still on the hook and not covering the pan, and himself jumping as the hot oil hit him...love him, but not the sharpest tool.

I told him to get dressed whilst I continued his breakfast for him. All I thought was he's going to burn himself, not ooh he's hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age is all in the mind "

arthritis isnt

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"You know you're old when you tell your daughter to hang up the phone "

...or turn the music down.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"When you abandon an anecdote because you realise that there are just too many references that the audience are too young to get.

I do this all the time.

"

Hehe. We'll just have to tell each other our stories instead

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By *armupartistMan
over a year ago

York


"Creepy to write about it, and it read creepy, too, whatever your intention.

Really... my grandson and his girlfriend are in their early 20s (university undergrads) - perhaps you imagine I was referring to real youngsters?

50 year age gap then. I'd definitely keep any such thoughts to myself.

It's not what you say; it's what people hear.

Worth bearing in mind. "

Are you actually saying it is wrong for older men to be attracted to younger women? I think you live in a very different world from the one I have observed. Having provoked this reaction I do agree with you that it is what people hear and not what they say! However it is also wrong to make offensive accusations/assumptions without interrogating or seeking clarification as to what is actually being said!!

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"Creepy to write about it, and it read creepy, too, whatever your intention.

Really... my grandson and his girlfriend are in their early 20s (university undergrads) - perhaps you imagine I was referring to real youngsters?

50 year age gap then. I'd definitely keep any such thoughts to myself.

It's not what you say; it's what people hear.

Worth bearing in mind.

Are you actually saying it is wrong for older men to be attracted to younger women? I think you live in a very different world from the one I have observed. Having provoked this reaction I do agree with you that it is what people hear and not what they say! However it is also wrong to make offensive accusations/assumptions without interrogating or seeking clarification as to what is actually being said!!"

Fancy who you like. But articulate it judiciously else you leave yourself open to unintended consequences.

Think on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you fancy the lollypop lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age is all in the mind

arthritis isnt "

correct sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd rather be at home in pyjamas than meeting a hot man that promises a back massage with a happy ending "

I realised I was old when I had to quit drugs/shugar and start exercising and going to bed early.

Up untill 25 I could abuse myself with drugs and shugar and my body shape didn't change. Now I must live like a shoulin monk or I get fat/go more insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when youve seen halleys comet...........twice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When round 1 ends up going into the championship rounds and then your counted out before round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw.....

If your an old fat rich guy with a sexy 19 year old girlfriend

I don't hate...

It's people who are jelous or unhappy with a "real maeriage" who criticise.

They have a old wife who is nasty and shit...you have a young play thing...

They hate it....keep doing what your doing

Mum's go to Iceland

Men go to Thailand

Good guys go to heaven

Bad guys go to pattaya

Yinglee

https://youtu.be/Wx3_78QxFHg

Don't waste your life with a shit wife who cheats on you, treats you like crap and eats like a pig...

You can find 19 year old C oncubines who will treat you better...

Unless you genuinely find the love of your life in a truely selfless woman...then your better off living in Thailand.

When I retire I will go to pattaya.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


".... you try to put the iron in the fridge ..."

I bet you haven't put a goldfish in the washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get up get dressed go down road to station and realise 1st train isn't for 2 hours yet omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... you try to put the iron in the fridge ...

I bet you haven't put a goldfish in the washing machine "

or cook frozen beefburgers in the toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... you try to put the iron in the fridge ...

I bet you haven't put a goldfish in the washing machine

or cook frozen beefburgers in the toaster"
surely that's alshambers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you try book a holiday flight with the wright brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can remember when Mojo's where 1p each.

I seem to recall them being 1/2p before they were 1p.

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By *ompyjcMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"When the people you work with are closer to your child’s age than they are yours.

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Arrgh, that hurts i must be old

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Don't worry about being old..... it don't tend to last long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...when you can remember a time before Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to smooth radio not radio 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're on fab while watching the parliment vote live...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your feet don't warm up

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

You let out an 'aarrrggghhh' as you sit down! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your knees click every time you stand up

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By *rkrisssMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

You say how easy kids have got it these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you cant think why you went in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you cant think why you went in the kitchen"

I fotgot I had a kitchen

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport


"For an older women does a younger guy fetish make them feel young again ?

Nope, if anything it can make me feel older than I want to feel... "

Hour only as old as the man your feeling

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport


"Young colleagues when I mentioned music from my past, recorded on Cassette tape, asked "what's a Cassette Tape"?"

You should tell them about the

8 track tapes which we had in the car back in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Young colleagues when I mentioned music from my past, recorded on Cassette tape, asked "what's a Cassette Tape"?

You should tell them about the

8 track tapes which we had in the car back in the day "

Pressing record simultaneously on a twin deck to get your exchange music ?? ... Those were the days lol

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

When "Cotton eye Joe" is considered a classic

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When you realise that Jurrassic Park was released 25 Years ago

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By *orthcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"When you remember who Fun Boy Three were"

Listened to their albums the other week, years since I last listened, loved hearing them again, but my word Terry was one misery!

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By *ompyjcMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"When you realise that Jurrassic Park was released 25 Years ago "

Bloody hell didn't even think of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told by my doctor that I was “a woman of a certain age”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone I worked with didn't understand a Groundhog Day reference the other day

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Today i noted that i hadn't trimmed my pubes in a while. And i thought fuck it, why does it matter anymore? Its all over. Just the cold earth to look forward to now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You clicked on the dogging in Durham post by mistake instead of this one and it took you a good ten seconds to gain your bearings....

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

You realise that you're in the 40% bracket and maybe you should think about getting your prostate checked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say ' why do they print writing so small nowadays'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you post on a thread and forgot what you put,just had to come and look

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

You leave the tv on and the tv shopping adverts are on when you wake up. You can't be bothered to change the channel or turn it off. A few minutes later you begin to think... Hmmm, thats a good idea, could do with one of those. 20 minutes later you are the soon to be proud owmer of a new saucepan which can cook your favourite casseroles and steamed puddings with no mess with a bonus attachment to cook your tea time favourites in a compact size.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Viagra doesn’t work

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Radio 2 is a better option than radio 1

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Radio 2 is a better option than radio 1"

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

All you've got ahead of you is Cotton Traders, arse cancer, and liver and onions. You're a burden on everyone, especially those you love. Any joy you might feel is ephemeral, tedium and disappointment are the default. And you smell of wee.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"When you have to explain to an office junior what a fax machine is."

I'm 32 and had to be shown the other day

Never used one, don't see why they're still in use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have to explain to an office junior what a fax machine is.

I'm 32 and had to be shown the other day

Never used one, don't see why they're still in use. "

solicitors still use them between solicitors & courts...as its the only correspondence medium that cannot be interfered with

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"When you have to explain to an office junior what a fax machine is.

I'm 32 and had to be shown the other day

Never used one, don't see why they're still in use.

solicitors still use them between solicitors & courts...as its the only correspondence medium that cannot be interfered with"

Was medical stuff being faxed to and from hospital so that makes sense then.

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