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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I yet asked I alot.

I was just driving home and this thought entered my head. Is it very uncommon to never have measured and genuinely not know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger than a tic tac, smaller than a butternut squash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume every man measures lol but no I bet lots don’t , it’s not really important , it’s not like breast size where we need to know for a bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big enough (and ugly enough)

While I'm here, why are these type threads never started by blokes with tiny penises, or is that a stupid question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!"

I don't own a measuring tape and I'm not downloading an app for it. Do you happen to know the exact length of a lynx africa tin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

I don't own a measuring tape and I'm not downloading an app for it. Do you happen to know the exact length of a lynx africa tin? "

. No but I can pop round with my tape measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

I don't own a measuring tape and I'm not downloading an app for it. Do you happen to know the exact length of a lynx africa tin?

. No but I can pop round with my tape measure. "

Haha you may leave now, there's work going on in the airport at the minite causing delays, I can't keep this thing hard forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!"

This!

Plus I would definitely take a photo of it next to a Sky remote because obviously us women love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume every man measures lol but no I bet lots don’t , it’s not really important , it’s not like breast size where we need to know for a bra "

Of course it's important. I need the correct size Willy warmer in winter

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Can honestly say I've never measured it, but it does the job, and still works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume every man measures lol but no I bet lots don’t , it’s not really important , it’s not like breast size where we need to know for a bra

Of course it's important. I need the correct size Willy warmer in winter"

I’ll knit you one message me your measurements!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft 9

Around 13 stonish

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Love this thread

I’ve genuinely never measure mine either, despite having been asked by several women how big I am........I just send a photo

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

177 cm.. or about 5'10".. last time I was measured by a nurse at my health check.

Cock size... nope the nurse didn't measure although at my health check she suggested I not wank quite so often..

I asked "why?" and she said "it was playing havoc with the blood pressure monitor!!",

Oh and I never have either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume every man measures lol but no I bet lots don’t , it’s not really important , it’s not like breast size where we need to know for a bra

Of course it's important. I need the correct size Willy warmer in winter

I’ll knit you one message me your measurements! "
just knolt it so that you can fit a Lynx XL can into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does it matter? All that matters is that you’re big enough for the woman/man you happen to be with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft 2in and 17 stone

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

6ft in heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I assume every man measures lol but no I bet lots don’t , it’s not really important , it’s not like breast size where we need to know for a bra

Of course it's important. I need the correct size Willy warmer in winter

I’ll knit you one message me your measurements! just knolt it so that you can fit a Lynx XL can into it "

Ooh I say !!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I thought it was the law that you had to measure it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 18st , 6ft tall , and 5” of joy

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"I thought it was the law that you had to measure it? "

It is if you say so, Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ft.

I downsized myself.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Big enough (and ugly enough)

While I'm here, why are these type threads never started by blokes with tiny penises, or is that a stupid question? "
because it’s a look at me and my enormous dick

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

5'6"

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Nice to see people using the metric system

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

I know it's not important and I know it's not really big deal but as long as when the boxer shorts come down in the open room and I'm not the smallest there I'm fine with it...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"I assume every man measures lol but no I bet lots don’t , it’s not really important , it’s not like breast size where we need to know for a bra "

34 C..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Big enough (and ugly enough)

While I'm here, why are these type threads never started by blokes with tiny penises, or is that a stupid question? "

Yeah I reckon a stupid question

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

7 and half inches but quite girthy to go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!"

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I thought it was the law that you had to measure it?

It is if you say so, Babs "

Do I say so ...

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"I thought it was the law that you had to measure it?

It is if you say so, Babs

Do I say so ... "

Or do you ask for a pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im big in Japan, according to Alphaville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!"

yea I did,,but its a girl thing innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape "

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my own cock is 8 inches and the ladys love it.

I have proof on my profile but if any lady wants me to prove it to her in a fun way plz message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely "

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew where to measure from?

Side, top, balls???? All different....

And wtf is girth, I snapped a ruler on that job once....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I yet asked I alot.

I was just driving home and this thought entered my head. Is it very uncommon to never have measured and genuinely not know?"
I kinda think in most cases it's a pointless piece of information most if not all women only allow you if they fancy you your face your body and enjoy your personality so by time they get you in bed the work is done ,you can only work with what you've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I yet asked I alot.

I was just driving home and this thought entered my head. Is it very uncommon to never have measured and genuinely not know?I kinda think in most cases it's a pointless piece of information most if not all women only allow you if they fancy you your face your body and enjoy your personality so by time they get you in bed the work is done ,you can only work with what you've got "
allow you in their knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never knew where to measure from?

Side, top, balls???? All different....

And wtf is girth, I snapped a ruler on that job once.... "

Haha that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit "

Hahaha thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't measured for years!!

There's never a measuring tape around when I'm horny and it's one of the last things on my mind in that moment.

I think many women don't know measurements, considering in some profiles they ask for only men over 7 or 8 inches.. And in the pics they're having sex with much smaller looking cocks than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man in the pub made me laugh recently, when he said he was 5 inches but managed to convince his girlfriend that he was 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big enough to fill a cot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoooth hobbit

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

5'2 size 14 ish and 32hh

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!"

If its 2" or 10" I'd put money on it that every Man on this site has measured it at some point,

Although there in no way to prove it

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Some ladies love taking all I have, other ladies are pushing me back. All I know is, I've never had any complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol"

Do let us know

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm... average...yay me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any guy that says he has never measured his Wang at some point in his life is a fucking liar.

That said, it really doesn't matter as much as people seem to think it does.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I yet asked I alot.

I was just driving home and this thought entered my head. Is it very uncommon to never have measured and genuinely not know?"

Massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft 2 and 16 stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol

Do let us know "

What's the everage these days lol I'm a ittle over 6"...and you know what, I'm flipping happy with my dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks "

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol

Do let us know

What's the everage these days lol I'm a ittle over 6"...and you know what, I'm flipping happy with my dick "

Average is 5.2. You’re above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?"

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

About 85kg..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Aww I believe you Op. It might never cross your mind to. Some of my friends say they haven't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol

Do let us know

What's the everage these days lol I'm a ittle over 6"...and you know what, I'm flipping happy with my dick

Average is 5.2. You’re above "

https://youtu.be/2l3uyhwQvvc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment "

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well "

I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol

Do let us know

What's the everage these days lol I'm a ittle over 6"...and you know what, I'm flipping happy with my dick

Average is 5.2. You’re above

https://youtu.be/2l3uyhwQvvc "

I can never click on those links

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my own cock is 8 inches and the ladys love it.

I have proof on my profile but if any lady wants me to prove it to her in a fun way plz message"
its also made of play doh the way you stretch the poor thing im surprised its not tried to bite you

Gonna call in the rspcc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well

I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer "
go get him tiger

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I always measure guys I meet with my mouth. If it touches my tonsils it's hard to get in my mouth. It's good for me. Just don't tell any of the guys on fab that's what I'm doing when I deep throat them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my own cock is 8 inches and the ladys love it.

I have proof on my profile"

You really, really don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well

I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer "

See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending

just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks

more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problem

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I downloaded the ruler app fs, screw you guys for making me want to know lol

Do let us know

What's the everage these days lol I'm a ittle over 6"...and you know what, I'm flipping happy with my dick

Average is 5.2. You’re above

https://youtu.be/2l3uyhwQvvc

I can never click on those links "

Just highlight the text then copy. Open your browser and paste. Forums don't do hyperlinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well

I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer

See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending

just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks

more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problem"

I’ll keep you in mind beefy . Much appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 7 in the dark with the light off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I yet asked I alot.

I was just driving home and this thought entered my head. Is it very uncommon to never have measured and genuinely not know?"

Never measured nor ever felt the need to measure. Why? Could be depressing to know the truth, better to pretend I'm different. No one will find out lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only look small because I am very far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never measured. I slip it in, count to 10 and move about.

Never fails.

Actually, sometimes I don't get to 10 before the magic happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well

I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer

See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending

just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks

more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problem"
dhe just pmed me beefs her fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife says im 10 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well

I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer

See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending

just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks

more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave"

cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad

but I'm still not having bum sex sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well

I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer

See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending

just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks

more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave

cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad

but I'm still not having bum sex sorry"
what if nora asked u to bend nicely i bet u would then

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I always measure guys I meet with my mouth. If it touches my tonsils it's hard to get in my mouth. It's good for me. Just don't tell any of the guys on fab that's what I'm doing when I deep throat them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 6ft

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Never measured. I slip it in, count to 10 and move about.

Never fails.

Actually, sometimes I don't get to 10 before the magic happens. "

This made me laugh out loud. Nice one fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never knew where to measure from?

Side, top, balls???? All different....

And wtf is girth, I snapped a ruler on that job once....

Haha that made me chuckle "

Yvw, I owe you a few giggles, you've given me plenty lover xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your talking cocks I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/03/19 23:04:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your talking clocks I guess. "
tick follows tock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'9, incredibly average. I can reach the top shelf but I gotta be on my tiptoes

Assuming you mean cock, 7" both length and girth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine seems to vary in size a lot ... I don't get it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine seems to vary in size a lot ... I don't get it ... "

Try a different fuse. If your plug sockets are a different voltage to the maximum amp in your fuse, it wont always work properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine seems to vary in size a lot ... I don't get it ...

Try a different fuse. If your plug sockets are a different voltage to the maximum amp in your fuse, it wont always work properly. "

Ah yes, that's it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was the law that you had to measure it? "

There I was completely naked, tape measure in hand.

Fabbing pics to get a boner, just like every man.

But does it matter if I measure, from the balls to tip.

In the end it doesn't matter, tape measures now binned....

Breaking the law, breaking the law

Breaking the law, breaking the law

Breaking the law, breaking the law

Breaking the law, breaking the law

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Get to measure it guys, if you haven't - useful info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get to measure it guys, if you haven't - useful info"

it is that's y I done it the ladys need 2 know if they getting a worm or a huge bit of meat in them which their r with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get to measure it guys, if you haven't - useful info

it is that's y I done it the ladys need 2 know if they getting a worm or a huge bit of meat in them which their r with me"
if u say it enough it will come true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get to measure it guys, if you haven't - useful info

it is that's y I done it the ladys need 2 know if they getting a worm or a huge bit of meat in them which their r with meif u say it enough it will come true "

already is true mate check the proof in my profile and I got another pic on so every1 knows I'm more than just a cock I'm a top boy aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5'11" ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6'2". 36 inch waist. 46 in he chest. Tiny dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 5ft 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right. I have seriously never put a measuring instrument up against my member. Not even a mini can of lynx. Is it essential to know these things exactly? I can guesstimate it's length, but I really don't feel like I need to. Then again, I've never felt inclined to contact or reply to anyone that requires a specific size.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!"

Want to borrow one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your talking clocks I guess. tick follows tock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be about 18 stone.

Now I'm about 12 stone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right. I have seriously never put a measuring instrument up against my member. Not even a mini can of lynx. Is it essential to know these things exactly? I can guesstimate it's length, but I really don't feel like I need to. Then again, I've never felt inclined to contact or reply to anyone that requires a specific size."

Glad I'm not the only one then.

Thanks for all your answers guys, I don't feel so weird now Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what if someone's tall but in the distance father ted

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

Just searching for the Sky remote...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If i was a guy i would of measured my cock. Tried my own spunk and tried to self suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well

I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer

See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending

just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks

more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave

cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad

but I'm still not having bum sex sorrywhat if nora asked u to bend nicely i bet u would then "

Nora doesn’t ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If i was a guy i would of measured my cock. Tried my own spunk and tried to self suck "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well

I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer

See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending

just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks

more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave

cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad

but I'm still not having bum sex sorrywhat if nora asked u to bend nicely i bet u would then

Nora doesn’t ask nicely "
i think its love what a lovly couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well

I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer

See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending

just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks

more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave

cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad

but I'm still not having bum sex sorrywhat if nora asked u to bend nicely i bet u would then

Nora doesn’t ask nicely i think its love what a lovly couple "

it's not quite love mate never met nora yet but that will change with us meeting when she is horny again plus I have a lot of love in my cock for nora too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

Honestly never have, maybe you could do it for me. I'll bring the cock, you bring the tape

Hey I could be the fab official willy measurer!

I’d best dig out my extra long one for you lovely

U can measure mine 1st it's nice and juicy and ur really really fit

Hahaha thanks

ur welcome Nora the explorer see I'm nice and have a good nob

U like?

I’m sure you are and I’m sure you do have a good erm nob. I hope it will give you great enjoyment

u saying all the right things Nora

it does give me enjoyment and the ladys too

perhaps u as well

I’m ok for now but thanks for the offer

See everyone this is what ladys should be like on Fab if Nora did fancy fucking right now then shed have said Yes to me not pretended to like sex for a wind up or been a bloke pretending

just she had probably just had sex so said no thanks

more ladys should be like this on a sex site and if u ever haven't had sex 4 a bit nora then I'll sort u out no problemdhe just pmed me beefs her fave

cheers 4 heads up mate ur not all bad

but I'm still not having bum sex sorrywhat if nora asked u to bend nicely i bet u would then

Nora doesn’t ask nicely i think its love what a lovly couple

it's not quite love mate never met nora yet but that will change with us meeting when she is horny again plus I have a lot of love in my cock for nora too "

Shes horny now get on her lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this true nora don't be shy as I can help u with that no bother at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this true nora don't be shy as I can help u with that no bother at all "
u trying to make me jealous

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London


"If i was a guy i would of measured my cock. Tried my own spunk and tried to self suck

This! "

Every bloke realises at around the age of 13 that they can’t self suck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this true nora don't be shy as I can help u with that no bother at all u trying to make me jealous "

nah dog I said I don't do bumsex with the men tho with a lady I would

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Bigger in some places than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this true nora don't be shy as I can help u with that no bother at all u trying to make me jealous

nah dog I said I don't do bumsex with the men tho with a lady I would

"
ok il dress u up as a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what if someone's tall but in the distance father ted"

See my post further up

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that "

Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that

Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies "
i thought beefy was next up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure but it goes very hard and can stay that way as long as needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that

Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies i thought beefy was next up "

Beefys coming too. I shall need 2 tape measures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that

Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies i thought beefy was next up

Beefys coming too. I shall need 2 tape measures "
and chris packham

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that

Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies "

Chillout jr is a bit shy you'll have to be persuasive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just half a tape neasure needed for me, I’m tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that

Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies

Chillout jr is a bit shy you'll have to be persuasive "

I shall bring my pungi to charm him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on who's sat on my face!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that

Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies

Chillout jr is a bit shy you'll have to be persuasive

I shall bring my pungi to charm him out "

You can try more direct means may be required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that

Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies

Chillout jr is a bit shy you'll have to be persuasive

I shall bring my pungi to charm him out

You can try more direct means may be required "

I’ve got something in mind that might work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on many things hardness arousal time of day do i need a wee have i just pood

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"To be honest i've never measured what size I am and don't really care. I've never had complaints and am frequently complimented. Happy with that

Right. Tape measure at the ready. Specific measurements will be given on the next veri ladies

Chillout jr is a bit shy you'll have to be persuasive

I shall bring my pungi to charm him out

You can try more direct means may be required

I’ve got something in mind that might work "

I'll hold you to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

This!

Plus I would definitely take a photo of it next to a Sky remote because obviously us women love that. "

I have a pic in my private pics (I think) of mine next to a 7 inch single (remembwr those).

Good job it's not in my public pics though cos I seem to remember it's one of MJ's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

This!

Plus I would definitely take a photo of it next to a Sky remote because obviously us women love that.

I have a pic in my private pics (I think) of mine next to a 7 inch single (remembwr those).

Good job it's not in my public pics though cos I seem to remember it's one of MJ's "

You could say, like the record, your cock is a thriller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If i was a guy i would of measured my cock. Tried my own spunk and tried to self suck "

Literally every guy ever has tried to suck their own dick, most of us cant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve all measured it! No way have you not. It’s the first thing I’d do if I had one!

This!

Plus I would definitely take a photo of it next to a Sky remote because obviously us women love that.

I have a pic in my private pics (I think) of mine next to a 7 inch single (remembwr those).

Good job it's not in my public pics though cos I seem to remember it's one of MJ's

You could say, like the record, your cock is a thriller "

Shame it's Dirty Diana then really, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.52"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler... "

Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...

Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure "

What's so spesh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...

Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure

What's so spesh? "

(imagining something like those plants in jumanji, sprouting from a perfect vag now.....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...

Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure

What's so spesh? "

I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...

Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure

What's so spesh?

I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh "

Holding what? The tape or my cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...

Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure

What's so spesh?

I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh

Holding what? The tape or my cock? "

The tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...

Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure

What's so spesh?

I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh

Holding what? The tape or my cock?

The tape "

Which end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...

Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure

What's so spesh?

I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh

Holding what? The tape or my cock?

The tape

Which end? "

Both. Unless I use my metal one and click the red button. But there is then the risk of me pressing that red button again by accident as I can be a bit clumsy. It can end up a bit messy when I do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...

Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure

What's so spesh?

I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh

Holding what? The tape or my cock?

The tape

Which end?

Both. Unless I use my metal one and click the red button. But there is then the risk of me pressing that red button again by accident as I can be a bit clumsy. It can end up a bit messy when I do that. "

I'm not bragging, but...

....both ends? Really???

Armspan like an albatross.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...

Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure

What's so spesh?

I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh

Holding what? The tape or my cock?

The tape

Which end?

Both. Unless I use my metal one and click the red button. But there is then the risk of me pressing that red button again by accident as I can be a bit clumsy. It can end up a bit messy when I do that.

I'm not bragging, but...

....both ends? Really???

Armspan like an albatross..... "

very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m bigger than the Beatles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone actually confirm the internationally recognised method of measuring? I don't want to break another ruler...

Yeah. Nora’s special tape measure

What's so spesh?

I’m the one holding it. That’s pretty bloody spesh

Holding what? The tape or my cock?

The tape

Which end?

Both. Unless I use my metal one and click the red button. But there is then the risk of me pressing that red button again by accident as I can be a bit clumsy. It can end up a bit messy when I do that. "

I was going to ask if you could do me a favour, but...

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