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How would you deal with a corned beef slice thief?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...

Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

God no! I love corned beef so I’d be looking for a thief!!

I shared a packet with the dog today... it’s his birthday so it was a special treat.... but I ate some too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a heinous crime!

I would never do anything like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say thanks for takinv the nasty meat away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thief could have the whole packet for me. I can’t suffer it x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"God no! I love corned beef so I’d be looking for a thief!!

I shared a packet with the dog today... it’s his birthday so it was a special treat.... but I ate some too "

I have put up posters in my local area warning people to keep a look out for a corned beef slice thief...

Happy birthday to your dog diamond!..It sounds like he had a lovely treat!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Sounds like a heinous crime!

I would never do anything like that! "

I’m betting it was you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a heinous crime!

I would never do anything like that!

I’m betting it was you! "

I'm not enjoying the insinuation!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sounds like a heinous crime!

I would never do anything like that! "

The local police might be over later to take finger prints...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a heinous crime!

I would never do anything like that!

The local police might be over later to take finger prints... "

Good I like a man in uniform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death. It's the only way..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Say thanks for takinv the nasty meat away"

I can rule you out then Mr Pull!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say thanks for takinv the nasty meat away

I can rule you out then Mr Pull!... "

100% keep it

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Say thanks for takinv the nasty meat away"

Corner beef is horrible stuff.

Nita

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...

Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?"

I was making hubby sandwiches for work and while making them decided when I’ve finished I’ll make myself one to eat now! He walked up behind me and picked the last slice up and ate it Forgiven, but still I was like wtf!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Say thanks for takinv the nasty meat away

Corner beef is horrible stuff.

Nita"

* corned

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"The thief could have the whole packet for me. I can’t suffer it x "

you don't know what you're missing Angie!..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hunt them down then steal their favourite food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...

Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?

I was making hubby sandwiches for work and while making them decided when I’ve finished I’ll make myself one to eat now! He walked up behind me and picked the last slice up and ate it Forgiven, but still I was like wtf! "

Sounds like Grounds For Divorce to me!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Yes I'd forgive, can't stand the stuff. It reminds me of cat food.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Who would do such a thing Ash?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"God no! I love corned beef so I’d be looking for a thief!!

I shared a packet with the dog today... it’s his birthday so it was a special treat.... but I ate some too

I have put up posters in my local area warning people to keep a look out for a corned beef slice thief...

Happy birthday to your dog diamond!..It sounds like he had a lovely treat!"

He did Ash!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sounds like a heinous crime!

I would never do anything like that!

The local police might be over later to take finger prints...

Good I like a man in uniform. "

Even prison wardens?...

A woman in London recently went down for 10 years for stealing corned beef..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They saved from a fate worse than death Ash, be grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who would do such a thing Ash? "

I've no idea and I think he's making the entire incident up!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Death. It's the only way.."

It looks like you have suffered the same corned beef situation!...I feel your pain.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...

Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?

I was making hubby sandwiches for work and while making them decided when I’ve finished I’ll make myself one to eat now! He walked up behind me and picked the last slice up and ate it Forgiven, but still I was like wtf! "

I think we should start a support group.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I would hunt them down then steal their favourite food!"

I think i might know where to find them!..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yes I'd forgive, can't stand the stuff. It reminds me of cat food."

I'm sure you'd enjoy corned beef sarnies with a bit of pickle....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Who would do such a thing Ash? "

I am wondering the same thing Babs...I only have enough corned beef for one roll now!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Who would do such a thing Ash?

I am wondering the same thing Babs...I only have enough corned beef for one roll now!"

That’s not good at all.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"They saved from a fate worse than death Ash, be grateful "

I'm not sure Cheeky...I have nothing else left to eat!...

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By *mstillere2Man
over a year ago

middleport

This is the sort of act which is beyond forgiveness. anyone who could be so evil should paraded through the town and stuck in stocks for at least a month and banned from eating any corned beef for 12months. Would you like victim support to call you by the way.

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

You can keep your corned beef but if someone steals my cheese... Hell hath no fury & all that! Just sleep with one eye open, that's all I'm saying!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd be rather pleased they'd nicked it, can't stand it either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny this I was just thinking am going to blow up.i just finished a whole tin on my own lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"This is the sort of act which is beyond forgiveness. anyone who could be so evil should paraded through the town and stuck in stocks for at least a month and banned from eating any corned beef for 12months. Would you like victim support to call you by the way. "

If you know of any corned beef victim support groups please do let me know!...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There was a bloke d*unk off his tits drove across London.. perhaps it was him lol lol lol or Sarah ..or her dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulate them for sparing me from the filth that is cbs.....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...

Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?"

I'd be annoyed that they hadn't stolen the whole pack

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You can keep your corned beef but if someone steals my cheese... Hell hath no fury & all that! Just sleep with one eye open, that's all I'm saying!! "

I'm going to try and sleep with one eye open tonight

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

It's a crime that makes me wish they would bring back the death penalty, just fancy a corned beef, peace pudding and beetroot sandwich now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thief could have the whole packet for me. I can’t suffer it x

you don't know what you're missing Angie!..x"

Nah, you’re welcome to it x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any "

I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any "

I could have spared you a slice of corned beef but my supply was raided during the night!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any

I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster "

And real butter? None of that margarine shite

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"It's a crime that makes me wish they would bring back the death penalty, just fancy a corned beef, peace pudding and beetroot sandwich now "

never mind brexit,should we organise a protest march in Westmister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I just point out that a crime may actually not have been committed you only have this guys word for it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any

I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster

And real butter? None of that margarine shite "

couldn't agree more real butter or Lurpak all the way!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"May I just point out that a crime may actually not have been committed you only have this guys word for it!!!

"

That’s a fair point actually

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any

I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster

And real butter? None of that margarine shite

couldn't agree more real butter or Lurpak all the way! "

Is that what you used with your stolen corned beef?

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By *mstillere2Man
over a year ago

middleport

Yea i saw him woke in a house all alone and cane down to find the girl and her dad ....or was that trainspotting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any

I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster

And real butter? None of that margarine shite

couldn't agree more real butter or Lurpak all the way!

Is that what you used with your stolen corned beef? "

I'm outraged that you would think I was capable of such a heinous crime!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any

I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster

And real butter? None of that margarine shite

couldn't agree more real butter or Lurpak all the way!

Is that what you used with your stolen corned beef? "

I also noticed some Lurpak was missing and possibly 2 slices of bread...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I would tell them off...for not taking all it

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any

I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster

And real butter? None of that margarine shite

couldn't agree more real butter or Lurpak all the way!

Is that what you used with your stolen corned beef?

I also noticed some Lurpak was missing and possibly 2 slices of bread..."

The plot thickens...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Yes I'd forgive, can't stand the stuff. It reminds me of cat food.

I'm sure you'd enjoy corned beef sarnies with a bit of pickle...."

Is the pickle to take the taste of the corner beef away??

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Death penalty is the only way

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I really want corned beef on toast now and I don't have any

I've got corned beef..and bread.. and a toaster

And real butter? None of that margarine shite "

yep

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I would tell them off...for not taking all it "

I thought you'd be more sympathetic Lisa to my corned beef crisis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive.

Corned beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Death penalty is the only way"

Set on fire and push em off a cliff!

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Had corned beef sandwich for lunch but it was my own corned beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Death penalty is the only way

Set on fire and push em off a cliff!"

Appears to be some very violent responses for what is only an alleged crime!

the person being accused my have a very strong defence!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had corned beef sandwich for lunch but it was my own corned beef"

I think we have our culprit!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yes I'd forgive, can't stand the stuff. It reminds me of cat food.

I'm sure you'd enjoy corned beef sarnies with a bit of pickle....

Is the pickle to take the taste of the corner beef away?? "

No It adds to the amazing experience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Death penalty is the only way

Set on fire and push em off a cliff!

Appears to be some very violent responses for what is only an alleged crime!

the person being accused my have a very strong defence!! "

No defence could defend them from the despicable dalliance!

Should one be so frivolous to fettle another persons beef of the corned variety without permission deserves the hardline.

I concur, the hardline approach ensures future fettlers will think twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’ve done you a favour, vile processed shite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...

Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?"

the bastard

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Death penalty is the only way

Set on fire and push em off a cliff!

Appears to be some very violent responses for what is only an alleged crime!

the person being accused my have a very strong defence!!

No defence could defend them from the despicable dalliance!

Should one be so frivolous to fettle another persons beef of the corned variety without permission deserves the hardline.

I concur, the hardline approach ensures future fettlers will think twice.

"

I strongly agree with you that a hard line approach is the only way to deal with these corned beef rustlers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give the remaining piece to my dog...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was looking forward to a couple of corned beef and pickle rolls this evening only to discover a slice of corned beef missing from the pack which had clearly been eaten by someone in the middle of the night...

Would you forgive the guilty party for such a wicked crime?"

no i'd mince them

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'd give the remaining piece to my dog..."

Corned beef to The dog?...

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