FabSwingers.com forum: Best backhanded compliment .

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

The best one I ever had was when I arranged a meet with a sexy 6 foot Amazon goddess.

Who told me I looked a lot taller in my photos.

She soon forgot that after I destroyed her with my above average bedroom athletics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great blow job some once said to me...lol...not from fab though

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’ve had ‘Even though you’re too old for me, I still would’ - well lucky lucky old me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I think my two favourites are "you could look good if you had money" and the perennial "you look great...for your age"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

You’re really pretty for a fat woman

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

“You’re not bad looking for a sturdy bird”

Ta muchly

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Great blow job some once said to me...lol...not from fab though

I wasn't me

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’ve had ‘Even though you’re too old for me, I still would’ - well lucky lucky old me

You're still a young un xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re really pretty for a fat woman "
yeah had that one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re really pretty for a fat woman yeah had that one too

Me too

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I think my two favourites are "you could look good if you had money" and the perennial "you look great...for your age"

Excuse the crudeness but

You're fit as fuck

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You’re really pretty for a fat woman "

That wasn't me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re really pretty for a fat woman yeah had that one too

Me too

#MeToo

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thought you was going to be a stupid woman but your not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had ‘Even though you’re too old for me, I still would’ - well lucky lucky old me

i get this quite a bit - gee thanks

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

I recently bumped into an ex boss I couldn’t stand. Told her ‘you look great, the weight you’ve put on really suits you’

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine was last night at Pandora’s ‘you’re gorgeous are you a proper woman?’ Erm last time I looked I was.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God there's been loads.

Most have been along the lines of

'You'd be really pretty if you used more makeup'.

But my very favouritest is:

'You're very intelligent but you're smart enough not to let on. Men don't like smart women.'

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"“You’re not bad looking for a sturdy bird”

Ta muchly

That crop looks like it could give someone a nasty whack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't expecting you to be like that in bed, I thought you'd be more normal and boring.....

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've had lots of 'you don't look your age'. Think it was a compliment apart from the surprise in their voice when they've said it x

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Mine was last night at Pandora’s ‘you’re gorgeous are you a proper woman?’ Erm last time I looked I was....."

That definitely wasn't me

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I really thought you we're a TV from behind!

Obviously my make up skills aren't as good.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I really thought you we're a TV from behind!

Obviously my make up skills aren't as good. "

No way not with those boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re really pretty for a fat woman yeah had that one too

And me from about the age of 12 when I was a size 12 and 5’4” ! Always stayed with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got one just now: “you’re bloody hard work”. Apparently the fact that I’m not endlessly texting makes me elusive and hard to pin down. Jesus. I’m taking it as a compliment any way, if I’m hard work to him then he’s probably not someone I’m interested in.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I think my two favourites are "you could look good if you had money" and the perennial "you look great...for your age"

Excuse the crudeness but

You're fit as fuck

Crumbs!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Ps ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re really pretty for a fat woman yeah had that one too

Me too

#MeToo"

And me.

I recently got "I don't like black people but you don't look black you look hot "

erm ....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"“You’re not bad looking for a sturdy bird”

Ta muchly

That crop looks like it could give someone a nasty whack

It’s very springy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv'e had...I can tell you are an older lady but you are georgeous definitely vintage ..not scrap... and then he went on to say that i reminded him of his aunty when she was younger and she was so fit...

My husband advised him to stop digging that hole and leave it there...i just laughed..whilst dying a little inside...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A previous boss once told me I didn't carry myself like a big girl

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A previous boss once told me I didn't carry myself like a big girl "

Did you ask how a big girl carries herself?

I once was getting intimate with a man and he touched my hair and said ‘oooh your hair is surprisingly soft’ - ‘as opposed to what’ I said ‘a Brillo pad perhaps?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had ‘Even though you’re too old for me, I still would’ - well lucky lucky old me

Should have replied with, 'you're my ideal age and I still wouldn't'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked if I'd ever had a stroke, when I said no I was told I was still attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked if I'd ever had a stroke, when I said no I was told I was still attractive

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id have stroked your face and said your missing out

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Your tits are surprisingly firm for a woman of your size and age

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I’ve had ‘Even though you’re too old for me, I still would’ - well lucky lucky old me

Should have replied with, 'you're my ideal age and I still wouldn't' "

Oh yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont usually go for chunky women, but I'd do you"... thanks very much. I'm flattered

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm too thick to notice if I got a compliment backhanded or otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is rammed full of super-hotties. What is going on?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked if I'd ever had a stroke, when I said no I was told I was still attractive

id have stroked your face and said your missing out

my wonky face apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got told i had lovely pale skin. I said thank you. In the next message, i got asked if I'd ever been tested to see if i'm anaemic. That one did make me laugh a little

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I once got told i had lovely pale skin. I said thank you. In the next message, i got asked if I'd ever been tested to see if i'm anaemic. That one did make me laugh a little

Followed up with “I’ve always had the hots for vampires”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love your jiggly belly" thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve got lovely legs, nice and chunky like a rugby player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You’ve got a pretty face, just need to lose some weight” used to that crap now. Good to know something about me is acceptable, haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was a take on the age one:

“You look great....can’t believe you’re older than my Mum....”

Okay sonny, run along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had “I love how weird you are!”

Erm great I’m weird but you like it?

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“The face normally doesn’t go with the body on here but yours kinda does, it will do for me”

Eh cheers pal I’m so pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any compliment followed by 'for your age'.....

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By *mstillere2Man
over a year ago

middleport

I got told by a woman (not on fab) that she thought i was sexy enough to hardly notice my wheelchai whatever ill took the compliment still and it turned into a fun evening.

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