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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I class myself as average

Below average height with an above average dad bod which has a below average hairline.

An extremely above average arse I'm also pleased to have an above average cock. Also an overactive sex drive which is more than average, but sadly my sense of humour is far from average in fact it belongs in asylum if I'm totally honest.

So all in all I'm not doing bad for old fucker.

Just kidding I just wanted to do a look at me peice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is average at best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I class myself as average

Below average height with an above average dad bod which has a below average hairline.

An extremely above average arse I'm also pleased to have an above average cock. Also an overactive sex drive which is more than average, but sadly my sense of humour is far from average in fact it belongs in asylum if I'm totally honest.

So all in all I'm not doing bad for old fucker.

Just kidding I just wanted to do a look at me peice "

i have looked....many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to look.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Two old hands together nothing wrong with average x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I be about par for the course?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Two old hands together nothing wrong with average x"

Oh I just did look...you nearly took my eye out

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I fit the 'average' bill alot more than OP does

Has its perks, if it turns out you're bad in bed at least nobody remembers (That's what I tell myself for when I have my first meet from here lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your lovely PP and don’t ever change...zzzzzaaaapppp

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Two old hands together nothing wrong with average x

Oh I just did look...you nearly took my eye out "

Sorry about that

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think I am the most average man on these threads lol

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'd say I fit the 'average' bill alot more than OP does

Has its perks, if it turns out you're bad in bed at least nobody remembers (That's what I tell myself for when I have my first meet from here lol)"

You're not even at an average age yet

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"This thread is average at best "

That a what the teachers used to say too

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I class myself as average

Below average height with an above average dad bod which has a below average hairline.

An extremely above average arse I'm also pleased to have an above average cock. Also an overactive sex drive which is more than average, but sadly my sense of humour is far from average in fact it belongs in asylum if I'm totally honest.

So all in all I'm not doing bad for old fucker.

Just kidding I just wanted to do a look at me peice i have looked....many times "

Cheeky

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Two old hands together nothing wrong with average x

Oh I just did look...you nearly took my eye out

Sorry about that "

no you're not...

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I refuse to look."

I wouldn't either..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I class myself as average

Below average height with an above average dad bod which has a below average hairline.

An extremely above average arse I'm also pleased to have an above average cock. Also an overactive sex drive which is more than average, but sadly my sense of humour is far from average in fact it belongs in asylum if I'm totally honest.

So all in all I'm not doing bad for old fucker.

Just kidding I just wanted to do a look at me peice i have looked....many times

Cheeky "

oh i know x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Can I be about par for the course? "

You're too tall to be average

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm looking "

Oh my are you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm so average I am virtually invisible

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Your lovely PP and don’t ever change...zzzzzaaaapppp "

I don't intend to I'm going to grow old disgracefully

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I think I am the most average man on these threads lol"

There's always a Tommy topper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say I fit the 'average' bill alot more than OP does

Has its perks, if it turns out you're bad in bed at least nobody remembers (That's what I tell myself for when I have my first meet from here lol)

You're not even at an average age yet "

Some of us young uns have to bring the average down a bit, ey

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Two old hands together nothing wrong with average x

Oh I just did look...you nearly took my eye out

Sorry about that no you're not..."

No I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a look....

Im not into dudes, but you're alright.....

Paddle thing a cross the cock made me wince....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d do you Op!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'd say I fit the 'average' bill alot more than OP does

Has its perks, if it turns out you're bad in bed at least nobody remembers (That's what I tell myself for when I have my first meet from here lol)

You're not even at an average age yet

Some of us young uns have to bring the average down a bit, ey "

I've got underpants older

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I had a look....

Im not into dudes, but you're alright.....

Paddle thing a cross the cock made me wince.... "

Made me wince too

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I’d do you Op!"

You're just a tart though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happily average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say I fit the 'average' bill alot more than OP does

Has its perks, if it turns out you're bad in bed at least nobody remembers (That's what I tell myself for when I have my first meet from here lol)

You're not even at an average age yet

Some of us young uns have to bring the average down a bit, ey

I've got underpants older "

Not worn on dates i'd hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d do you Op!

You're just a tart though "

A tasty one though, well above average

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Can I be about par for the course?

You're too tall to be average "

Jim's mum doesn't seem to mind

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Can I be about par for the course?

You're too tall to be average

Jim's mum doesn't seem to mind "

She's told me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You told me you were above average, and was going to prove it to me x

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I’d do you Op!

You're just a tart though

A tasty one though, well above average "

Prove it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An average 56 year old you most definitely are not!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d do you Op!

You're just a tart though

A tasty one though, well above average

Prove it.. "

Ok! Where? When?

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