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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Why do men get a huge amount of enjoyment from wafting smelly farts? Is it part of their DNA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men get a huge amount of enjoyment from wafting smelly farts? Is it part of their DNA? "

I think women are just as bad, but they make the biggest scene when its not theirs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men get a huge amount of enjoyment from wafting smelly farts? Is it part of their DNA? "

I think women are just as bad, but they make the biggest scene when its not theirs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thinks its to hide the embarrasment of doing it in the first place or maybe its the human nature equivilent of of cat and dog marking their territory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men get a huge amount of enjoyment from wafting smelly farts? Is it part of their DNA?

I think women are just as bad, but they make the biggest scene when its not theirs! "

Are you sure that's what you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men get a huge amount of enjoyment from wafting smelly farts? Is it part of their DNA?

I think women are just as bad, but they make the biggest scene when its not theirs! "

Or do it and they don't admit liability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men get a huge amount of enjoyment from wafting smelly farts? Is it part of their DNA?

I think women are just as bad, but they make the biggest scene when its not theirs! "

Say that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men get a huge amount of enjoyment from wafting smelly farts? Is it part of their DNA?

I think women are just as bad, but they make the biggest scene when its not theirs!

Are you sure that's what you think? "

Yes, connection was coming & going. Didn't show as sent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"equivilent of of cat and dog marking their territory"

only if you follow through

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Why do men get a huge amount of enjoyment from wafting smelly farts? Is it part of their DNA? "

some do some dont..

maybe its down to the manners of the individual?

same as if your 'in traffic' and there are people of both sexes with their finger jammed up their nose..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men get a huge amount of enjoyment from wafting smelly farts? Is it part of their DNA?

some do some dont..

maybe its down to the manners of the individual?

same as if your 'in traffic' and there are people of both sexes with their finger jammed up their nose.."

Oh I see that all the time - it's so funny how the minute they get into the car they think no one can see them having a good old route around up there!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Why do men get a huge amount of enjoyment from wafting smelly farts? Is it part of their DNA?

some do some dont..

maybe its down to the manners of the individual?

same as if your 'in traffic' and there are people of both sexes with their finger jammed up their nose..

Oh I see that all the time - it's so funny how the minute they get into the car they think no one can see them having a good old route around up there!!! "

and when they see you have spotted them, they do look a tad embarrased..

the whole psychology of 'us yumans' changes when we are 'safe' in our little mobile boxes..

quite often negativelly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

farts HAVE to smell... so deaf people can enjoy them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most women say their farts smell of roses...

well manured ones

Mine are usually silent but deadly, or come with a free impression of a duck

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men fart more than women...Because women don't shut up long enough for the pressure to build up...

I seem to notice the loud ones don't smell as bad as the silent sneaky ones, is it the gas being burnt off in the noise

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i first met jay, he had never farted in front of anyone. I soon taught him the art of fart competitions. I do regret it now though lol. But he is a sadist, he knows im going to beat him when he does them and goes into fits of hysterics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men fart more than women...Because women don't shut up long enough for the pressure to build up..."

meow!

a lot of blokes talk out of it so much you wonder where they even get the time to fart...

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

canny beat a good fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men get a huge amount of enjoyment from wafting smelly farts? Is it part of their DNA?

I think women are just as bad, but they make the biggest scene when its not theirs! "

you can say that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinks the laughter induced double fart and fannyfart during sex is the funniest thing ever... each continuing thrust is like a bikepump and just brings another fart combo out, and just ends in hysterics on the bed

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I farted so loud once the cat woke up terrified, ran passed me at full speed down the stairs and atraight out the cat flap

funny as fuck

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A female friend of mine (who shall remain nameless) stayed the night at mine in the spare room, she farted so loud in the morning i thought the roof was going to blow off the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only Hitler had farted at Nuremburg..."

Spike Milligan...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

We where in bed one night and jay let off a loud vibrating one off on my knee as quick as anything i shouted "your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

Not sure if its the food or the weather but since we have been visiting Uganda I swear I have farted more in the last few weeks than I ever have in the rest of my entire life.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There is something satisfying about running up the stairs and having a little trumpet fanfare for each step.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because farting is a lot of fun!

It makes a really funny noise and your arse feels great when you let a load one go......Women's farts are usually the smellies though........

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Because farting is a lot of fun!

It makes a really funny noise and your arse feels great when you let a load one go......Women's farts are usually the smellies though........"
no they are not!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scientific question here.

angela and i work, live & play together.

we live above our business so are together 24/7.

we always eat & drink together and the meals are always exactly the same thing.

so, the question is,

why DO our farts smell different to each others ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you both swallow or spit?

Either of you eat boogers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

both eat boogers but none of us suck cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a lot of hot air!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 12 cans of Holsten Pils and a curry .......

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

since the smoking ban lots ov nasty smells in local boozers !! Hope there happy now?

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

I get a round of applause of chrissy when i fart and a good effort toboot as i dont do it as often has him ...but OMG can my fella fart if it was an olympic game he would deffo win the chuffing GOLD the larger farts are the worst then the cider farts and he Loves to do the wafting the hand upto his nose thing to but hes funny wth it (if you read this babes LOVES you) xxxxx

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