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A healthy vagina is a happy vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, ladies, get those avocados down your neck and give your vaj a treat.

According to my research Avocados for stimulate vaginal health as they contain Vitamin B6 and potassium which support healthy vaginal walls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm confused. Are we eating them or smashing them in our vag???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I apply directly ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm confused. Are we eating them or smashing them in our vag???"

Eating for now. I'm still trying to find out if it's a good idea to smash them on yet. I don't want anyone coming back complaining I have them BV.

They are high alkaline, so might upset the ph balance if applied topically.

You might be ok if you don't get any inside though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I apply directly ?"

I'll give it a go and get back to you.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Can I have a banana and a vitamin tablet instead ? Avocado makes me gag

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

What “research” was done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does one do with the seed part? Spit it out?

I'm imagining some seriously strong vaginal walls here. I know it's a superfood, but.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a banana and a vitamin tablet instead ? Avocado makes me gag "

I think bananas have too much sugar in them, but other fresh fruit and veg will suffice for the vitamins.

Chilli, natural yoghurt and plenty of water all help for a happy vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does one do with the seed part? Spit it out?

I'm imagining some seriously strong vaginal walls here. I know it's a superfood, but....... "

You remove the pit and scoop out the flesh, you don't smash a whole one into your labia; that would be painful.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"Can I have a banana and a vitamin tablet instead ? Avocado makes me gag

I think bananas have too much sugar in them, but other fresh fruit and veg will suffice for the vitamins.

Chilli, natural yoghurt and plenty of water all help for a happy vagina "

If my vag is ever feeling sad I'll remember these top tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so does your vagina expect 5 a day

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Oh great news.

I love avacados and eat several a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a banana and a vitamin tablet instead ? Avocado makes me gag "
let science do the work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does one do with the seed part? Spit it out?

I'm imagining some seriously strong vaginal walls here. I know it's a superfood, but.......

You remove the pit and scoop out the flesh, you don't smash a whole one into your labia; that would be painful."

Oh...... I imagined some weird fetish insertion thing with the avocado being crushed/smashed internally by a superstrength vagina.....

.....my cock was shrinking and had gone all wrinkly at the thought.....

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Oh great news.

I love avacados and eat several a week "

Was just thinking the very same thing... My vagina must feel like singing the Sound of Music on a mountaintop!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a banana and a vitamin tablet instead ? Avocado makes me gag

I think bananas have too much sugar in them, but other fresh fruit and veg will suffice for the vitamins.

Chilli, natural yoghurt and plenty of water all help for a happy vagina

If my vag is ever feeling sad I'll remember these top tips "

Keeping it wet is good for your vagina and for your enjoyment too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh great news.

I love avacados and eat several a week

Was just thinking the very same thing... My vagina must feel like singing the Sound of Music on a mountaintop!! "

Are you a coffee and alcohol drinker though?

Coffee can increase the risk of a yeast infection and alcohol dehydrates us, thus drying out the vaj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh great news.

I love avacados and eat several a week

Was just thinking the very same thing... My vagina must feel like singing the Sound of Music on a mountaintop!!

Are you a coffee and alcohol drinker though?

Coffee can increase the risk of a yeast infection and alcohol dehydrates us, thus drying out the vaj. "

Give Jenny Eclair a ring she knows all about vaginal dryness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh great news.

I love avacados and eat several a week

Was just thinking the very same thing... My vagina must feel like singing the Sound of Music on a mountaintop!!

Are you a coffee and alcohol drinker though?

Coffee can increase the risk of a yeast infection and alcohol dehydrates us, thus drying out the vaj.

Give Jenny Eclair a ring she knows all about vaginal dryness."

I don't like her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does one do with the seed part? Spit it out?

I'm imagining some seriously strong vaginal walls here. I know it's a superfood, but.......

You remove the pit and scoop out the flesh, you don't smash a whole one into your labia; that would be painful."

So i should remove the whole advocado i just put up my foof then ?

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Excellent - I love avocados! Not so happy about laying off the coffee and the gin though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like avocado though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I should smother my dick with avocado?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just pour a couple multivitamins in? saves the mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I should smother my dick with avocado? "

It will look like a new cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would happily eat mashed avocado out of a pussy,is that healthy for me too

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"So I should smother my dick with avocado? "

Not sure if it works for penis health. But it would certainly attract a lot of interest from the avo fans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I should smother my dick with avocado?

Not sure if it works for penis health. But it would certainly attract a lot of interest from the avo fans."

I'll stick to melons with a strategically placed hole slightly smaller than my cock.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I should smother my dick with avocado?

Not sure if it works for penis health. But it would certainly attract a lot of interest from the avo fans.

I'll stick to melons with a strategically placed hole slightly smaller than my cock..... "

Do you peel it first?

The melon.....

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