FabSwingers.com forum: waking up confused smelling like ass and pussy lol

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So this happened less than a hour and a half ago currently sitting in my car with an incredibly hangover. Woke up in a strangers bed couldn’t remember shit still pulling myself together. I went down stairs in this massive house that I was alone in for some reason. Saw this girl who looked like she had a crazy night with some older man who turned out to be her dad sitting in the kitchen. She made me tea. We went back upstairs told me we had great sex last night. I said really? She said OMFG you don’t remember shit do you. I said what’s your name again. She got soo angry told me her name was Sarah but I should leave. I don’t know what bar or club I met her how I got from Liverpool Street to Ealing, How I managed to drive here, Where my friends are and now this girl hates me because I don’t remember shit lol. This must have happened to someone else before. Now to try and drive how lol feel a bit better after taking the time to right this and throwing up outside my car lol of I go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is there to lol about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you drive there pissed? And you're still contemplating driving while probably still over the limit?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I'd leave the car and get a taxi, Doesn't sound like you're sober enough to drive

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

So were you off your face last night?

Did you drive both of you back to hers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t drive if you were were that rat arsed last night, you’d still be over the limit.

Can’t say I’ve ever been in that situation as I haven’t been properly pissed since my 21st birthday and I don’t drink now. I was a product of the rave generation and all the things that go with that so never acquired a taste for alcohol, after a night out the worst thing I suffered was not being able to eat for a day and sore cheeks from chewing my face off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds awful "

Sounds utter bollocks to me.....

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

How you drove? I would probably take yourself for a fucking good word. If you were fucked up on booze or drugs and then drove, you should fuck off on the train and pick your car up when you can be arsed to be responsible.....

However, if I've got the wrong end of the stick, it still sounds like a strange combo.... And not really a great night

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Taxi

Fry up

Clinic on Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How you drove? I would probably take yourself for a fucking good word. If you were fucked up on booze or drugs and then drove, you should fuck off on the train and pick your car up when you can be arsed to be responsible... "

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Wrong forum op fantasy section is further down

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Sounds awful

Sounds utter bollocks to me..... "

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you not ring a mate to come drive you

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You rimmed her Dad OP. That will explain the smell of ass.

check your nose in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You rimmed her Dad OP. That will explain the smell of ass.

check your nose in the mirror"

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Is this not part of the plot of the original Trainspotting movie?? Did you also shit the bed?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s an awful lot of shit in this post.....

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Sounds awful

Sounds utter bollocks to me..... "

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Is this not part of the plot of the original Trainspotting movie?? Did you also shit the bed?

Poor old Spud

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

OP are you Wayne Rooney by any chance

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

OP you seriously need to give your head a wobble!

Anyone who puts other people at risk by driving while under the influence of drink or drugs should lose their driving licence permanently.

People who do this inflict life altering injuries on others and kill people.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Just when you think you've seen it all on here, another 'WTF' post comes along

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"OP you seriously need to give your head a wobble!

Anyone who puts other people at risk by driving while under the influence of drink or drugs should lose their driving licence permanently.

People who do this inflict life altering injuries on others and kill people.

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he hasn’t it’s all a fantasy it’s in his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone ask u to smell a rag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP you seriously need to give your head a wobble!

Anyone who puts other people at risk by driving while under the influence of drink or drugs should lose their driving licence permanently.

People who do this inflict life altering injuries on others and kill people.

Dont ask him to wobble his head!

He's driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP you seriously need to give your head a wobble!

Anyone who puts other people at risk by driving while under the influence of drink or drugs should lose their driving licence permanently.

People who do this inflict life altering injuries on others and kill people.

Dont ask him to wobble his head!

He's driving.

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hope its Churchill insurance

oh yes

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Jesus h.....leave the car Einstein and do the walk of shame!! Shameful...shammmefullllll....and be ashamed of oneself!

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

"OP you seriously need to give your head a wobble!

Anyone who puts other people at risk by driving while under the influence of drink or drugs should lose their driving licence permanently.

People who do this inflict life altering injuries on others and kill people.

Having spent over 23 years in various ambulance services I agree. Loss count of how many innocent people have been killed or injured by such idiots. Totally unacceptable and idioticcto drive when under the influence of alcohol.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear.

I wonder if the OP was expecting to be lauded as a hero?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"And they all lived happily ever after. The end. "

I'd like to thank Disney for all their help in this production ...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Jesus christ!

So many things wrong with this situation OP I don't even know where to start.

I don't know what responses you expected to get from this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expect the OP is dreaming still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And they all lived happily ever after. The end. "

There was the little matter of jizz on the chandelier still outstanding though.

But Daddy's insurance is quite comprehensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I’d seen you get in your car pissed or whatever state you were in and drive off I’d have dialled 999 straight away.

Makes my blood boil!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story. Said no one ever...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

There was the little matter of jizz on the chandelier still outstanding though.

But Daddy's insurance is quite comprehensive"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So if this is true. You don't remember driving there and now you are driving home, confused and possibly still over the limit. Disgraceful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus if you don't know where you are how will you know where youre going??

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Plus if you don't know where you are how will you know where youre going??"

Sat nav- home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fine to do knobby things as long as you say sorry and regret it......

Smh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow did not expect this lol. Just got out the shower. Now to the people saying it’s a fantasy that’s your problem I don’t have time for that. To the people saying I shouldn’t drink and drive everybody I have spoken to since getting in has said the same thing and I agree. I shouldn’t have risked driving home. I feel bad for doing it and it’s actually my first time drink driving. And to the people who point out it wasn’t a good night it really wasn’t. 2 of my mates I’m sure will not speak to me for abit before I was their ride home. And I lol because what else can I do lol. I typed this literally as way to try and make sense to myself and to jog some memory still not all there but after a shower I feel better. Yes defo getting tested tomorrow even though I did find two used condoms in my pocket but better safe than sorry. I will not drink again oh and to the people wondering if it was drugs only drug I take is some this was all due to drink. I think this is where I will stop drinking. Found a photo in my phone that has helped me know how bad I was last night I’m going to post it. Judge for yourself lol"

So, you're going to post a pic to show just HOW wasted you were when you got in your car?

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plus if you don't know where you are how will you know where youre going??

Sat nav- home

Clever Trevor

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Thank God you didn't maim or kill anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwweee @pockets......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, you're going to post a pic to show just HOW wasted you were when you got in your car?

Genius"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the pic then OP?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Ah the true sign of a good night out, two used condoms in your pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the true sign of a good night out, two used condoms in your pocket

And fingers smelling of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no lol in drink driving. The rest is of zero interest. You lost me at car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank God you didn't maim or kill anyone!"

If he’d crashed and killed himself at least they’d be able to determine his identity from the DNA samples found in his pocket.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Ah the true sign of a good night out, two used condoms in your pocket

And fingers smelling of shit

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Omg just throw the jacket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah the true sign of a good night out, two used condoms in your pocket

And fingers smelling of shit

This whole story smells a bit fishy.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the lol's are not helping and certainly come across as if you find this not that serious. The fact that you'd risk the lives of others, by getting behind the wheel of a car, when you were so wrecked, you can't remember what happened, is despicable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's no lol in drink driving. The rest is of zero interest. You lost me at car. "

What she said ^

Post should be removed

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It didn't happen OP. I would say enough is enough but instead keep this story going just for the lolz

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

. "

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol so much abuse but it’s ok because I agree with the drink driving vue lol I’m normally the one saying what you guys are lol oh well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I found out you can over-use "lol".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?"

I'm guessing, and it's only a guess, he doesn't own wheels, or at least no more than two..... But what do I know about life, just looks like utter bollocks and attention grabbing imho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?

Because I’m not a hypocrite lol"

Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?

Because I’m not a hypocrite lol"

Who said you were a hypocrite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It didn't happen OP. I would say enough is enough but instead keep this story going just for the lolz"

What they said^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?

Because I’m not a hypocrite lol

Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others. "

Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"It didn't happen OP. I would say enough is enough but instead keep this story going just for the lolz

What they said^"

He says that alot him up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It didn't happen OP. I would say enough is enough but instead keep this story going just for the lolz

What they said^

He says that alot him up there

Those in the know

Wanna job the club? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?

Because I’m not a hypocrite lol

Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.

Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread"

Not ones that's drink and drive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It didn't happen OP. I would say enough is enough but instead keep this story going just for the lolz

What they said^"

True going to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?

Because I’m not a hypocrite lol

Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.

Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread"

If this is true, why would you think of even putting a drop of alcohol or other things to your lips, if you knew you were driving? When you know someone close to you who's been killed by a drink driver, then come back at me.

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

"Just when you think you've seen it all on here, another 'WTF' post comes along

I was thinking that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing you had so much the night before your memory has gone then getting behind s wheel says a lot about a person and how little responsibility they have that's sad.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?

Because I’m not a hypocrite lol

Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.

Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread"

I don't think you quite understand the severity of drink driving. Having been hit by a drink driver, who was 4times over the limit, it is not a great experience. I just question why you've created a thread out of it. You don't sound very bothered by it all.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?

Because I’m not a hypocrite lol

Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.

Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread"

OP know one is arsed about your "wild night" it's the fact you got in a car knowing full well you were off your trolly ....and to add to it the "lol,s" is a slap in the face to society as a whole...like you couldn't give a rats arse as long as you got home.......not ppl throwing stones it's ppl reacting to someone with know fooking clue what carnage he could of caused....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You went out. Failed at pulling.

Your chips got knocked out your hands. The girls by the kebab shop didn't want to know either.

The whole night was a mare really. Taxi for 1.

Been busy drive? What time do you finish?

Got in. Thought about what could of been. Had a wank. Went to sleep.

Woke up and took it out on us with some weird fantasy that has more holes in it than a really hole'y thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I’m not a hypocrite lol"

You are a bit of a douche though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?

Because I’m not a hypocrite lol

Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.

Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread

I’m well aware as I have said before your views are valid. I lol when I find something funny the joke is me of all people doing exactly what you all are so disgusted about. When I am normally on the other side. I know drinking at all is wrong when driving it was not my intention clearly. But like others said I will leave it there have a good day all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You went out. Failed at pulling.

Your chips got knocked out your hands. The girls by the kebab shop didn't want to know either.

The whole night was a mare really. Taxi for 1.

Been busy drive? What time do you finish?

Got in. Thought about what could of been. Had a wank. Went to sleep.

Woke up and took it out on us with some weird fantasy that has more holes in it than a really hole'y thing"

Fingered own arse, don't forget that bit, it helps with the believability....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You went out. Failed at pulling.

Your chips got knocked out your hands. The girls by the kebab shop didn't want to know either.

The whole night was a mare really. Taxi for 1.

Been busy drive? What time do you finish?

Got in. Thought about what could of been. Had a wank. Went to sleep.

Woke up and took it out on us with some weird fantasy that has more holes in it than a really hole'y thing"

Wow that isn’t a bad imagination lol was that your night lol people amaze lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the clap clinic tomorrow OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol"

I'm crying......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this was interesting lol

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?

Because I’m not a hypocrite lol

Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.

Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread

Or May have Caused. In that state the OP could have mown down a full flock of Nuns and not have noticed.

Op i would not sleep naked if i was you. You maybe woken up by a Policeman with a trunched a pair of Handcuffs and no sence of humour! LOL that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get to the clap clinic tomorrow OP"

I intended to

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol"

Must have been pretty bad for it to be rejected...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Absolutely this! Why would anyone actually admit to doing this?

Because I’m not a hypocrite lol

Just a guy who has no care for the welfare of others.

Or just a guy who had a wild night. Funny how judging people are. Sure there is allot of glass houses in this thread

Or May have Caused. In that state the OP could have mown down a full flock of Nuns and not have noticed.

Op i would not sleep naked if i was you. You maybe woken up by a Policeman with a trunched a pair of Handcuffs and no sence of humour! LOL that."

Lol love dis guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol

Must have been pretty bad for it to be rejected..."

Had one of my mates next to me being sick lol

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol

Must have been pretty bad for it to be rejected..."

Help up both used condoms and selfied!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol

Must have been pretty bad for it to be rejected...

Had one of my mates next to me being sick lol"

Speechless.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP

And put him on a few 'not' lists

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"You went out. Failed at pulling.

Your chips got knocked out your hands. The girls by the kebab shop didn't want to know either.

The whole night was a mare really. Taxi for 1.

Been busy drive? What time do you finish?

Got in. Thought about what could of been. Had a wank. Went to sleep.

Woke up and took it out on us with some weird fantasy that has more holes in it than a really hole'y thing

Wow that isn’t a bad imagination lol was that your night lol people amaze lol"

I went out. Wasn't on the pull.

Didn't pull. Had a curry with the lads so didn't need to stand outside a kebab shop only to lose my food.

Shared a taxi with the boys multiple drops. Made sure they got home, I was last drop.

Had a 'celebration' wank, there was a reason we were out in the first place.

Went to sleep. Woke up and didn't and still don't think your story happened.

Similar nights I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP

I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photo rejected lol. Oh well if you don’t believe you don’t lol

Must have been pretty bad for it to be rejected...

Had one of my mates next to me being sick lol"

I thought you was alone at this house??

Plot thickens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get to the clap clinic tomorrow OP

I intended to "

I hope she does too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP

I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way "

Get to bed and sleep it off then go into the forums tonight a realise the mistake you made!

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Thank God you didn't maim or kill anyone!"

He doesn't REMEMBER any maiming....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Thank God you didn't maim or kill anyone!

He doesn't REMEMBER any maiming.... "

Oh god, never thought of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP

I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way "

Yeah, I make shit up all the time, ask anyone

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Man drives 11 miles across the centre of London so d*unk that he can’t remember it and gets there in one piece.

Mmmmm

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP

I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way

Yeah, I make shit up all the time, ask anyone

Second tht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't post it ...and the used durex in your pocket were probaly her dad's..he put them there as a souvenir for you....

Also check cunt farm thread in the lounge

One of my young relatives died from being hit by a d*unk driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man drives 11 miles across the centre of London so d*unk that he can’t remember it and gets there in one piece.

Mmmmm

I reckon his drink was spiked by the girls dad who was the nominated driver, they bummed all night and the girl juts wiped kippers on him in the morning to disguise her fathers crime out of loyalty like....?

Believable? Xx

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Interesting night. I read a book and had a glass of wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man drives 11 miles across the centre of London so d*unk that he can’t remember it and gets there in one piece.

Mmmmm

Yeah and that's the most believable part of the story.

OP I'm not convinced by anything you say on that post but even it is completely fictional it does suggest you have a fairly relaxed attitude to drink driving. And you shouldn't. Drink drivers are selfish scum, end if discussion. a story boasting about driving hile off your face really is contemptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man drives 11 miles across the centre of London so d*unk that he can’t remember it and gets there in one piece.

Mmmmm

Believable? Xx "

That sounds more like it!

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Drink drivers are scum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you took your car on a night out and you knew you would be drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP

I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way "

You shouldn't have started bragging about drink driving then should you? Behaving like a total tool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Break through!!! Sarah called me lol. I didn’t drive last night this is how it was explained. We had sex in my car I fell asleep she waited abit went to tell her friends one of the guys she was with had a license and lives close to her so he drove my car. And I d*unk tried to have sex with her again at her house and I throw up all over her lol and her dad helped me clean up and go back to bed loool driving this morning was still bad but I’m happy I didn’t drive last night lol and she wants to see me again as she wants me to make it up to her for vomiting on her and her bed lol oh and her dad hates me and never want to see me again but not bad at all I feel a lot better now I know what actually happened lol so yeah abuse away. It wasn’t as bad as I thought but she pretty bad phew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP

I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way

You shouldn't have started bragging about drink driving then should you? Behaving like a total tool!"

Bragging how? Because of lol wow your high strong lol get over it and read my update I was wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did a one night stand get your phone number?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

OMG THERES A SEQUEL!!!??

I'm actually NOW crying....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG THERES A SEQUEL!!!??

I'm actually NOW crying....

You couldn't make this shit up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boomerang...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did a one night stand get your phone number?"

Don’t know don’t care lol I have closure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well another one of those posts that MASSIVELY backfired.

Also if this indeed was real and it happened to a young lady would we be focussing on calling it sexual assault as you were clearly too inebriated to give content.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

OP - let this whole sorry fiasco/saga/lie, drop. You're just making it worse, even though I would never have thought it possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you were dateraped, sounds horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that far fetched it could be true

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Awfully long nose you've got there. What a load of bull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I guess it got you your 15 minutes of fame OP

I actually wanted to know if it happened to anyone else and what they did to recover lol but it went the other way

You shouldn't have started bragging about drink driving then should you? Behaving like a total tool!

Bragging how? Because of lol wow your high strong lol get over it and read my update I was wrong lol"

I read it, your actually laughing about it. Even bigger tool behaviour.

Ever thought it's time to just be quiet and walk away from the thread? You're digging a bigger hole every time you add to the tale.

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By *andemanMan
over a year ago

bedforshire

"OMG THERES A SEQUEL!!!??

I'm actually NOW crying....

You couldn't make this shit up

Actually I think the OP just has.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I find it wierdly touching this avalanche of utter bollocks was posted in the week Keith Flint died.

I’m reading this and creating a new version of the Firestarter video in my head

I’m not too sure of the end bit though - y’know, the (consensual) bit with him and his dad though.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"So this happened less than a hour and a half ago currently sitting in my car with an incredibly hangover. Woke up in a strangers bed couldn’t remember shit still pulling myself together. I went down stairs in this massive house that I was alone in for some reason. Saw this girl who looked like she had a crazy night with some older man who turned out to be her dad sitting in the kitchen. She made me tea. We went back upstairs told me we had great sex last night. I said really? She said OMFG you don’t remember shit do you. I said what’s your name again. She got soo angry told me her name was Sarah but I should leave. I don’t know what bar or club I met her how I got from Liverpool Street to Ealing, How I managed to drive here, Where my friends are and now this girl hates me because I don’t remember shit lol. This must have happened to someone else before. Now to try and drive how lol feel a bit better after taking the time to right this and throwing up outside my car lol of I go."

How does one smell like ass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m actually starting to like that you all think it’s made up lol. Must be some of your fantasy lol. Not mine

but yeah to end we have a date for Tuesday night lol she insisted on me buying her back her bedding she had to throw out lol so I guess I’m gana have to by her some bedding. Lol she really nice. I don’t think this is a norm for her after talking she seems really nice. I think I like this girl

so bye guys thanks for all the abuse where needed in the sense of the drink driving didn’t get the support I needed which was how do I recover lol but at least I know no one has had a night like I did last night but there is a first for everything lol I’m kinda happy now she turned out to be more than a angry one night stand. If it continues this way I mite try to make her my gf lol wow funny how things work out lol. Right I think I’m done on fab now lol

Maybe not but the fact she still wants to see me after all of that giving me a chance of redemption and that she said sorry for kicking me out off her house. Never gone find another one like this lol but time will tell. Night all thanks again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How does one smell like ass?"

Turned out to be actually vomit but didn’t get to clear that up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Break through!!! Sarah called me lol. I didn’t drive last night this is how it was explained. We had sex in my car I fell asleep she waited abit went to tell her friends one of the guys she was with had a license and lives close to her so he drove my car. And I d*unk tried to have sex with her again at her house and I throw up all over her lol and her dad helped me clean up and go back to bed loool driving this morning was still bad but I’m happy I didn’t drive last night lol and she wants to see me again as she wants me to make it up to her for vomiting on her and her bed lol oh and her dad hates me and never want to see me again but not bad at all I feel a lot better now I know what actually happened lol so yeah abuse away. It wasn’t as bad as I thought but she pretty bad phew"

When I have a live altering date bumming experience, it's always my first instinct to think "MORE SEX!" and go on fab and type it in the forum before checking my pockets for used condoms and my wallet and phone......

Smh

Please take this shit down and apologise for being a titty...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

This story is full of shit and yet it keeps getting fuller.

All the best for the wedding OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does one smell like ass?"

What's ass? Never heard of it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smh

Please take this shit down and apologise for being a titty... "

Can’t mate don’t have your imagination or fantasy lol but you are entertaining lol make up more I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This story is full of shit and yet it keeps getting fuller.

All the best for the wedding OP"

Lol wouldn’t go that far but I do think I’m sprung lol

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Beat thread ever, what do we all do when it hits 175

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"This story is full of shit and yet it keeps getting fuller.

All the best for the wedding OP

Lol wouldn’t go that far but I do think I’m sprung lol"

I bet you bang the bridesmades but somehow the maid of honour hates you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink driving! Would of been enough for me to tell you to naff off!

You're lucky you didn't kill anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I have noticed this site is full of head strong up tight old people who have never made a mistake and if they couldn’t believe something they think it’s a lie I must say the people under 30 who are inboxing me get it just you guys don’t but I have been introduced to new site that’s more my style thanks for that. This site is for the more stuck up people in the swing seen lol deleting but mite come back lol it’s was fun for how long it lasted lol still like how free the girls are her but I’m going over to tagged

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Mike drop! OP out

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Mike drop! OP out "

Mic*

I think lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Oh please come back. The forums need posters like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel bad now.......

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"But I have noticed this site is full of head strong up tight old people who have never made a mistake and if they couldn’t believe something they think it’s a lie I must say the people under 30 who are inboxing me get it just you guys don’t but I have been introduced to new site that’s more my style thanks for that. This site is for the more stuck up people in the swing seen lol deleting but mite come back lol it’s was fun for how long it lasted lol still like how free the girls are her but I’m going over to tagged

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What's tagged? See you there in a min. I'm joining too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's tagged? See you there in a min. I'm joining too! "

What he said ^

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good night then

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh please come back. The forums need posters like you."

What to run us all over while in a stupefied state as we walk across a zebra crossing going to a club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well that wasn't worth reading...

New profile will come

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The moral is don't date girls called Sarah...they rehipnol you nick your car and their dad beats you up

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Oh please come back. The forums need posters like you.

What to run us all over while in a stupefied state as we walk across a zebra crossing going to a club?

Sorry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s he gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where’s he gone

Gone to wash himself probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Where’s he gone

He,s been nicked, phone has been taken as evidence....

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Today I found out you can over-use "lol"."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The title is the first page of Jesus' diary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwweee @pockets......"

Grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was nice but gone on to better things. I think I'll stay here stuck up my own arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But where was the smell of ass and pussy coming from?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwweee @pockets......

Grim

don't they go straight in the bin? like if you've got time to collect two......?

obv this post was a full on fantasy but i'm just imagining being out in the car with him..... "got any change for the pay machine...?" "oh, on second thoughts keep your hands in your pockets....." "oh, and I'll drive tonight!!!"

....you know like when magicians pull shit from their sleeves....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But where was the smell of ass and pussy coming from?!? "

his ass and pussy no doubt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ewwweee @pockets......

Grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually when I want to remember something I write it in notes on my phone, not in a forum, even one of this nature!! There is so many things wrong with this post!!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kept well me well entertained this cold misery Sunday x

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

Just when you thought the crazy gang were on holiday. Blimey crikey.

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

gross

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ve googled the arse off of that tagged thing, all I found was a tindery app. What a shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bumping for the LOLs

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

What a load of cobblers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread of 2019

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