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The late late nocturnal thread©™

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Disco dancing? Having an avocado? Having a roast? Seeking attention? Listening to music of Bon Jovi? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever the flip you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Forumites that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just on Saturday nights. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hehehe chuffed again.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Evening Jim. Evening night owls.

I’m on my way out out. Well I would be if I could summon the energy to get my dress on

Have a great night y’all xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Fuck I need to log out and go have a wank/fuck or sext someone. (Sam, I hope this has you oozing the stuff)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all..Meli first again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck I need to log out and go have a wank/fuck or sext someone. (Sam, I hope this has you oozing the stuff)"

Look no further lady

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening all..Meli first again? "

Naturally darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening. Serial threadwatcher here

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Jim evening all ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Do you know what. After writing the nocturnal introduction, I went to write a status update. And as I was writing my status update, I just knew that you were going to be tonight's first poster on The late late nocturnal thread©™. Congratulations! Two nights in a row! Goldface Goldface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hehehe chuffed again. "

And so you should be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Evening night owls.

I’m on my way out out. Well I would be if I could summon the energy to get my dress on

Have a great night y’all xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac Lass. Have you got it on yet? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all..Meli first again? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mars. What are your three favourite cars? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey jim how are you? I’m a little squiffy on jd but it’s all good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's my great pleasure to say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Beefy Length. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting for sexy smelly Meli bum to look at my WhatsApp message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all..Meli first again?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mars. What are your three favourite cars? Smileyface"

Bumper, hot-wheels and the DeLorean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening. Serial threadwatcher here "

A big goooooooooooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Newly. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim evening all ..."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Are you partial to an almond?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, D and the B. Smileyface Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello Mr Stiffy. How goes it on this cold, wet and windy evening? Would you like to taste my Vodka Limoncello? I've just watched a shit movie on Netflix whilst boozing and eating crap.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Jim evening all ...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Are you partial to an almond?"
. Not especially why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm drinking him and tonic. Cheap af

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim evening all ...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Are you partial to an almond?. Not especially why?"

Mmmmmmmmm almond

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hey jim how are you? I’m a little squiffy on jd but it’s all good "

Least you’re not full of cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey jim how are you? I’m a little squiffy on jd but it’s all good "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. I am good, and I am sober. Enjoy Jack. Tennesseeface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey jim how are you? I’m a little squiffy on jd but it’s all good

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. I am good, and I am sober. Enjoy Jack. Tennesseeface"

Eeek it’s 2 weeks to the social as well and I’m excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for sexy smelly Meli bum to look at my WhatsApp message. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I think smelly Meli is busy celebrating being tonight's first poster. She's possibly being penetrated right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all..Meli first again?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mars. What are your three favourite cars? Smileyface

Bumper, hot-wheels and the DeLorean "

Good cars.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Hi all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well hello Mr Stiffy. How goes it on this cold, wet and windy evening? Would you like to taste my Vodka Limoncello? I've just watched a shit movie on Netflix whilst boozing and eating crap. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dana. I'm good, and under my purple blanket. I'd love to taste your Limoncello.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim evening all ...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Are you partial to an almond?. Not especially why?"

Just wondered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm drinking him and tonic. Cheap af"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pat. You're tonight's first gayest poster. Congratulations! Smileyface

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Evening James, I’m getting a little bit excited in anticipation of my new arrival in a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim evening all ...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Are you partial to an almond?. Not especially why?

Mmmmmmmmm almond"

I feel exactly the same about those nuts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey jim how are you? I’m a little squiffy on jd but it’s all good

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. I am good, and I am sober. Enjoy Jack. Tennesseeface

Eeek it’s 2 weeks to the social as well and I’m excited "

I know, I'm looking forward to it.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Hi all x"

Oh well .. thanks for no replies

Got my coat xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Karl. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread©™. Happy Saturday night! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all x

Oh well .. thanks for no replies

Got my coat xx"

Give me a minute, Karl. I'm replying to everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Good evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat. What are you up to?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

When you wish upon a star! All hail to jiminy cricket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evenin'"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, DJ. Do you like Milk Tray?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Say hello to Karl everyone. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening James, I’m getting a little bit excited in anticipation of my new arrival in a few weeks "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I had absolutely no idea, congratulations.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Say hello to Karl everyone. Smileyface"

I think he’s gone to get his coat, hopefully he’ll return

Hello Karl

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Say hello to Karl everyone. Smileyface"

Hi Karl

Jim’s a slow replier because he answers every single poster, in order, and has to think of a funsome retort, oh and he types r e a l s l o w, so don’t feel disgruntled - good things come to those who wait.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you wish upon a star! All hail to jiminy cricket "

Goooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ms Nomer. It's about time that you were back like a renegade master. Smileyface

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening James, I’m getting a little bit excited in anticipation of my new arrival in a few weeks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I had absolutely no idea, congratulations."

Are you with swinglette, Pink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say hello to Karl everyone. Smileyface

Hi Karl

Jim’s a slow replier because he answers every single poster, in order, and has to think of a funsome retort, oh and he types r e a l s l o w, so don’t feel disgruntled - good things come to those who wait.

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Welcome to the fun factory.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"When you wish upon a star! All hail to jiminy cricket

Goooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ms Nomer. It's about time that you were back like a renegade master. Smileyface"

D4 damager, with the ill behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening James, I’m getting a little bit excited in anticipation of my new arrival in a few weeks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I had absolutely no idea, congratulations."

A lovely girl on the way

Everything is in place. A bed, things for feeding and plenty of pads for cleaning up spills

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you wish upon a star! All hail to jiminy cricket

Goooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ms Nomer. It's about time that you were back like a renegade master. Smileyface

D4 damager, with the ill behaviour."

That deserves two of these.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


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This was for Swing and Pink, not for the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim. Hope you've had a good one Dude

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Evening Jim. Evening night owls.

I’m on my way out out. Well I would be if I could summon the energy to get my dress on

Have a great night y’all xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac Lass. Have you got it on yet? x"

I do indeed. I’m en route to the shenanigans. Hope they haven’t all started without me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening James, I’m getting a little bit excited in anticipation of my new arrival in a few weeks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I had absolutely no idea, congratulations.

A lovely girl on the way

Everything is in place. A bed, things for feeding and plenty of pads for cleaning up spills"

Ding-a-ling-ling, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. How wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

This was for Swing and Pink, not for the "

That's disappointing.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening James, I’m getting a little bit excited in anticipation of my new arrival in a few weeks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I had absolutely no idea, congratulations.

A lovely girl on the way

Everything is in place. A bed, things for feeding and plenty of pads for cleaning up spills

Ding-a-ling-ling, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. How wonderful. "

Back the truck up!!!! We’re talking 4 legs and a tail called Amber

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"

This was for Swing and Pink, not for the

That's disappointing."

How can I make it up to you?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"

This was for Swing and Pink, not for the

That's disappointing."

More disappointment, sorry it’s not a baby

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening James, I’m getting a little bit excited in anticipation of my new arrival in a few weeks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I had absolutely no idea, congratulations.

A lovely girl on the way

Everything is in place. A bed, things for feeding and plenty of pads for cleaning up spills

Ding-a-ling-ling, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. How wonderful.

Back the truck up!!!! We’re talking 4 legs and a tail called Amber "

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"

This was for Swing and Pink, not for the

That's disappointing.

More disappointment, sorry it’s not a baby "

A fur baby!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening James, I’m getting a little bit excited in anticipation of my new arrival in a few weeks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I had absolutely no idea, congratulations.

A lovely girl on the way

Everything is in place. A bed, things for feeding and plenty of pads for cleaning up spills

Ding-a-ling-ling, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. How wonderful.

Back the truck up!!!! We’re talking 4 legs and a tail called Amber

"

I feel a little nauseous at the thought of a baby at my age

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"

This was for Swing and Pink, not for the

That's disappointing.

More disappointment, sorry it’s not a baby

A fur baby!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Hope you've had a good one Dude "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, g3orgie. g3orgie, g3orgie, they call you the pampas grass boy. I hope you've had a good one! Smileyface

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Jim, you know what I’m going to ask you...I’m afraid I’ve forgotten them again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Evening night owls.

I’m on my way out out. Well I would be if I could summon the energy to get my dress on

Have a great night y’all xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac Lass. Have you got it on yet? x

I do indeed. I’m en route to the shenanigans. Hope they haven’t all started without me "

Yeah, shenanigans!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim. Hope you've had a good one Dude "

I’ve not seen that profile pic for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Hope you've had a good one Dude

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, g3orgie. g3orgie, g3orgie, they call you the pampas grass boy. I hope you've had a good one! Smileyface"

It's all the rage with those in the know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening James, I’m getting a little bit excited in anticipation of my new arrival in a few weeks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I had absolutely no idea, congratulations.

A lovely girl on the way

Everything is in place. A bed, things for feeding and plenty of pads for cleaning up spills

Ding-a-ling-ling, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. How wonderful.

Back the truck up!!!! We’re talking 4 legs and a tail called Amber "

That's good news.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Amber. Woofface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Hope you've had a good one Dude

I’ve not seen that profile pic for a while "

It's been in storage

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening James, I’m getting a little bit excited in anticipation of my new arrival in a few weeks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I had absolutely no idea, congratulations.

A lovely girl on the way

Everything is in place. A bed, things for feeding and plenty of pads for cleaning up spills

Ding-a-ling-ling, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. How wonderful.

Back the truck up!!!! We’re talking 4 legs and a tail called Amber

That's good news.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Amber. Woofface"

She’s super cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

This was for Swing and Pink, not for the

That's disappointing.

How can I make it up to you?"

I'll think about it.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim. Hope you've had a good one Dude

I’ve not seen that profile pic for a while

It's been in storage "

Old ones are always the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

This was for Swing and Pink, not for the

That's disappointing.

More disappointment, sorry it’s not a baby

A fur baby!!

"

It's a dog!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Hands Swing a cigar*

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

evening

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"*Hands Swing a cigar*"

James!! Not near the puppy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, you know what I’m going to ask you...I’m afraid I’ve forgotten them again!"

What the heck?! I've forgotten too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey jim how are you? I’m a little squiffy on jd but it’s all good

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. I am good, and I am sober. Enjoy Jack. Tennesseeface

Eeek it’s 2 weeks to the social as well and I’m excited

I know, I'm looking forward to it."

Promise me a hug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Hope you've had a good one Dude

I’ve not seen that profile pic for a while "

I like it. He looks like a member of man band sat down singing a ballad, doing some gesticulatin'.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Jim, you know what I’m going to ask you...I’m afraid I’ve forgotten them again!

What the heck?! I've forgotten too."

Thank goodness. Eliza and Rex? Maybe?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim. Hope you've had a good one Dude

I’ve not seen that profile pic for a while

I like it. He looks like a member of man band sat down singing a ballad, doing some gesticulatin'."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Hope you've had a good one Dude

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, g3orgie. g3orgie, g3orgie, they call you the pampas grass boy. I hope you've had a good one! Smileyface

It's all the rage with those in the know "

I like how you make it grow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just popping in for a quick one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. Who's your favourite Superman? Smileyface

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

evening "

Alright treacle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Hands Swing a cigar*

James!! Not near the puppy "

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey jim how are you? I’m a little squiffy on jd but it’s all good

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. I am good, and I am sober. Enjoy Jack. Tennesseeface

Eeek it’s 2 weeks to the social as well and I’m excited

I know, I'm looking forward to it.

Promise me a hug? "

I pinky promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Hope you've had a good one Dude

I’ve not seen that profile pic for a while

I like it. He looks like a member of man band sat down singing a ballad, doing some gesticulatin'.

"

Alas, the other three members of Swing When You're Winning didn't give their permission to be included in the pic

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim! I know you must be bored of me talking about Miss Molly, but she climbed up the chimney today I've got her off the roof, I've got her out of the conifers and I've got her down from the pergola...I am not going up the chimney for her! I'm going to see about trading her in for a budgie tomorrow

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm waiting for sexy smelly Meli bum to look at my WhatsApp message. "

I'm trying to avoid the siren call of WhatsApp. But yeah, I looked! Amazing.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm waiting for sexy smelly Meli bum to look at my WhatsApp message.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I think smelly Meli is busy celebrating being tonight's first poster. She's possibly being penetrated right now."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, you know what I’m going to ask you...I’m afraid I’ve forgotten them again!

What the heck?! I've forgotten too.

Thank goodness. Eliza and Rex? Maybe?"

Oh, if you'd asked me how the kids are, I'd have know what you were banging on about. Apparently Eliza Dushku was in True Lies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meli was being penetrated.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Jim, you know what I’m going to ask you...I’m afraid I’ve forgotten them again!

What the heck?! I've forgotten too.

Thank goodness. Eliza and Rex? Maybe?

Oh, if you'd asked me how the kids are, I'd have know what you were banging on about. Apparently Eliza Dushku was in True Lies."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim check your kik please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just popping in for a quick one. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Nice to see you do a quick one. Say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Ash for me. Smileyface Smileyface

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Meli was being penetrated."

Yeah, in a kind of way. Tomorrow you need to do this thread again.

It's dawning on me how competitive I am.

Have you ever watched a show called Fleabag, Jim? If not you should. While drinking. It makes it even better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim check your kik please xx"

I'm going to look at my Kik. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just popping in for a quick one.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Nice to see you do a quick one. Say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Ash for me. Smileyface Smileyface"

good evening right back at you.

Ash currently has his mouth full eating hobnobs!

otherwise i'm sure he'd say hello to ya

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just popping in for a quick one.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Nice to see you do a quick one. Say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Ash for me. Smileyface Smileyface

good evening right back at you.

Ash currently has his mouth full eating hobnobs!

otherwise i'm sure he'd say hello to ya "

Hello you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim, I'm a little nervous about tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been distracted by a boozy northern woman. Carry on amongst yourselves. I'll be back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just popping in for a quick one.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Nice to see you do a quick one. Say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Ash for me. Smileyface Smileyface

good evening right back at you.

Ash currently has his mouth full eating hobnobs!

otherwise i'm sure he'd say hello to ya

Hello you two "

Good evening lovely lady and mr Ash says he hopes you don't get stuck up for chimney.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just popping in for a quick one.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Nice to see you do a quick one. Say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Ash for me. Smileyface Smileyface

good evening right back at you.

Ash currently has his mouth full eating hobnobs!

otherwise i'm sure he'd say hello to ya

Hello you two

Good evening lovely lady and mr Ash says he hopes you don't get stuck up for chimney. "

Lorna, I refuse to go up the fecking chimney..i'll tie a brush to her arse next time, so she can clean it

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over a year ago


"Just popping in for a quick one.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Nice to see you do a quick one. Say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Ash for me. Smileyface Smileyface

good evening right back at you.

Ash currently has his mouth full eating hobnobs!

otherwise i'm sure he'd say hello to ya

Hello you two

Good evening lovely lady and mr Ash says he hopes you don't get stuck up for chimney.

Lorna, I refuse to go up the fecking chimney..i'll tie a brush to her arse next time, so she can clean it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim! I know you must be bored of me talking about Miss Molly, but she climbed up the chimney today I've got her off the roof, I've got her out of the conifers and I've got her down from the pergola...I am not going up the chimney for her! I'm going to see about trading her in for a budgie tomorrow "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I never tire of reading about Molly's escapades. Let her climb!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, you know what I’m going to ask you...I’m afraid I’ve forgotten them again!

What the heck?! I've forgotten too.

Thank goodness. Eliza and Rex? Maybe?

Oh, if you'd asked me how the kids are, I'd have know what you were banging on about. Apparently Eliza Dushku was in True Lies.

"

Oh, they're fine by the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meli was being penetrated.

Yeah, in a kind of way. Tomorrow you need to do this thread again.

It's dawning on me how competitive I am.

Have you ever watched a show called Fleabag, Jim? If not you should. While drinking. It makes it even better. "

I've been recommended Fleabag. I'm going to get on Fleabag next week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just popping in for a quick one.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Nice to see you do a quick one. Say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Ash for me. Smileyface Smileyface

good evening right back at you.

Ash currently has his mouth full eating hobnobs!

otherwise i'm sure he'd say hello to ya "

Hobnobface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim! I know you must be bored of me talking about Miss Molly, but she climbed up the chimney today I've got her off the roof, I've got her out of the conifers and I've got her down from the pergola...I am not going up the chimney for her! I'm going to see about trading her in for a budgie tomorrow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I never tire of reading about Molly's escapades. Let her climb!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces"

Molly 'blackface'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I'm a little nervous about tomorrow. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hatter. First of all, thank you for joining in, wonderful to see you. I'm not looking forward to tomorrow's game. Claretandblueface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim! I know you must be bored of me talking about Miss Molly, but she climbed up the chimney today I've got her off the roof, I've got her out of the conifers and I've got her down from the pergola...I am not going up the chimney for her! I'm going to see about trading her in for a budgie tomorrow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I never tire of reading about Molly's escapades. Let her climb!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces

Molly 'blackface' "

Flippin' heck, Molly, that's not politically correct.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim! I know you must be bored of me talking about Miss Molly, but she climbed up the chimney today I've got her off the roof, I've got her out of the conifers and I've got her down from the pergola...I am not going up the chimney for her! I'm going to see about trading her in for a budgie tomorrow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I never tire of reading about Molly's escapades. Let her climb!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces

Molly 'blackface'

Flippin' heck, Molly, that's not politically correct."

'Sootface'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim, I'm a little nervous about tomorrow.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hatter. First of all, thank you for joining in, wonderful to see you. I'm not looking forward to tomorrow's game. Claretandblueface"

Always a pleasure Jim.

I'm not particularly looking forward to it. Fingers crossed for a good result.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I've done everyone, in time for the midnight hour. I've also only just got the pun that is Ms Nomer's username, in time for the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim! I know you must be bored of me talking about Miss Molly, but she climbed up the chimney today I've got her off the roof, I've got her out of the conifers and I've got her down from the pergola...I am not going up the chimney for her! I'm going to see about trading her in for a budgie tomorrow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I never tire of reading about Molly's escapades. Let her climb!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces

Molly 'blackface'

Flippin' heck, Molly, that's not politically correct.

'Sootface'? "

That's the face I would have done.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim! I know you must be bored of me talking about Miss Molly, but she climbed up the chimney today I've got her off the roof, I've got her out of the conifers and I've got her down from the pergola...I am not going up the chimney for her! I'm going to see about trading her in for a budgie tomorrow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I never tire of reading about Molly's escapades. Let her climb!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces

Molly 'blackface'

Flippin' heck, Molly, that's not politically correct.

'Sootface'?

That's the face I would have done."

I'm old Jim, that wouldn't be a problem a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I'm a little nervous about tomorrow.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hatter. First of all, thank you for joining in, wonderful to see you. I'm not looking forward to tomorrow's game. Claretandblueface

Always a pleasure Jim.

I'm not particularly looking forward to it. Fingers crossed for a good result. "

Fingers, toes. Villa's season could be over by tomorrow afternoon. Let's hope not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim! I know you must be bored of me talking about Miss Molly, but she climbed up the chimney today I've got her off the roof, I've got her out of the conifers and I've got her down from the pergola...I am not going up the chimney for her! I'm going to see about trading her in for a budgie tomorrow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I never tire of reading about Molly's escapades. Let her climb!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces

Molly 'blackface'

Flippin' heck, Molly, that's not politically correct.

'Sootface'?

That's the face I would have done.

I'm old Jim, that wouldn't be a problem a few years ago "

I was just being silly.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim! I know you must be bored of me talking about Miss Molly, but she climbed up the chimney today I've got her off the roof, I've got her out of the conifers and I've got her down from the pergola...I am not going up the chimney for her! I'm going to see about trading her in for a budgie tomorrow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. I never tire of reading about Molly's escapades. Let her climb!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. Smileyfaces

Molly 'blackface'

Flippin' heck, Molly, that's not politically correct.

'Sootface'?

That's the face I would have done.

I'm old Jim, that wouldn't be a problem a few years ago

I was just being silly."

I know you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim,

Hi everyone,

Hope everyone’s weekend is great and the week ahead isn’t too hectic!

Doughnut

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By *ub_lad6Man
over a year ago

Basildon

Good evening everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1997 Buffy the Vampire Slayer premieres in the USA.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim,

Hi everyone,

Hope everyone’s weekend is great and the week ahead isn’t too hectic!

Doughnut "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doughnut. Do you like Pizza Hut?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sub. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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over a year ago


"Evening Jim,

Hi everyone,

Hope everyone’s weekend is great and the week ahead isn’t too hectic!

Doughnut

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doughnut. Do you like Pizza Hut?"

Dude I love pizza not overly fussed where it comes from Pizza Hut it better than pizza express though!

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That guy loves pizza! ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. Happy birthday, Chuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That guy loves pizza! ^"

I’m confused I think I’ve walked into something I don’t know what’s happening

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. Happy birthday, Chuck!"

Chuck Norris doesn’t have birthdays, birthdays have Chuck Norris’s

Doughnut

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over a year ago


"That guy loves pizza! ^

I’m confused I think I’ve walked into something I don’t know what’s happening

Doughnut "

You really haven't walked into something you don't know.

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over a year ago


"Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. Happy birthday, Chuck!

Chuck Norris doesn’t have birthdays, birthdays have Chuck Norris’s

Doughnut "

*Nods* True story.

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over a year ago


"That guy loves pizza! ^

I’m confused I think I’ve walked into something I don’t know what’s happening

Doughnut

You really haven't walked into something you don't know."

Nope I haven’t actually left my bed

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/03/19 00:47:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my I’m late to the party ~ at this rate, good morning..!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That guy loves pizza! ^

I’m confused I think I’ve walked into something I don’t know what’s happening

Doughnut

You really haven't walked into something you don't know.

Nope I haven’t actually left my bed

Doughnut "

Lazy boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my I’m late to the party ~ at this rate, good morning..!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. Better late than never, that's what I say. Smileyface

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over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 10/03/19 00:47:47]"

I don't think anyone saw that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's also Shannon T's birthday today. Happy birthday, Shannon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just realised why I can't type Shannon T w e e d's name.

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over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 10/03/19 00:47:47]

I don't think anyone saw that."

It wasn't my fault!

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over a year ago


"Hello! Cowabunga and of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Disco dancing? Having an avocado? Having a roast? Seeking attention? Listening to music of Bon Jovi? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever the flip you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Forumites that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just on Saturday nights. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface"

*the

That was my fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my I’m late to the party ~ at this rate, good morning..!!"

Ooooh you slotted me in quick smart EJ

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over a year ago


"Oh my I’m late to the party ~ at this rate, good morning..!!

Ooooh you slotted me in quick smart EJ "

Hot to slot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigh jim night all

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over a year ago


"Nigh jim night all"

Na night, Pull. Smileyface

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

Sorry, been very busy tonight, not with bars or functions, but fussy, picky guests who frankly shouldn't stay in hotels - they don't have a clue.

But having watched Fawlty Towers, they're experts! Doh!

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over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Sorry, been very busy tonight, not with bars or functions, but fussy, picky guests who frankly shouldn't stay in hotels - they don't have a clue.

But having watched Fawlty Towers, they're experts! Doh! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. No need to apologise. What did your fussy guests want?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Sorry, been very busy tonight, not with bars or functions, but fussy, picky guests who frankly shouldn't stay in hotels - they don't have a clue.

But having watched Fawlty Towers, they're experts! Doh!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. No need to apologise. What did your fussy guests want?"

Two USA families who'd travelled from Scotland where they'd been at Gleneagles, 5* luxury for 2 nights.

We are 3*, town centre based, total opposite of what they found in Scotland.

Thus, they wanted dry cleaning done at Midnight! They wanted me to go out and collect their takeaway meals from a place 4 miles away. Could I book their flights back to the US, asked of me 1 hr ago?

They wanted cocktails made at once (we don't do cocktails!) Plus, have their hire car valeted by 6am!

Argh!

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over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Sorry, been very busy tonight, not with bars or functions, but fussy, picky guests who frankly shouldn't stay in hotels - they don't have a clue.

But having watched Fawlty Towers, they're experts! Doh!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. No need to apologise. What did your fussy guests want?

Two USA families who'd travelled from Scotland where they'd been at Gleneagles, 5* luxury for 2 nights.

We are 3*, town centre based, total opposite of what they found in Scotland.

Thus, they wanted dry cleaning done at Midnight! They wanted me to go out and collect their takeaway meals from a place 4 miles away. Could I book their flights back to the US, asked of me 1 hr ago?

They wanted cocktails made at once (we don't do cocktails!) Plus, have their hire car valeted by 6am!

Argh! "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Sorry, been very busy tonight, not with bars or functions, but fussy, picky guests who frankly shouldn't stay in hotels - they don't have a clue.

But having watched Fawlty Towers, they're experts! Doh!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. No need to apologise. What did your fussy guests want?"

Sorry, forgot the guy who returned so pissed from elsewhere but wanted more; I refused to do so as he had had enough. He complained I was breaching his Human Rights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hope everyone's night went went better than mine what a waste, stood in the rain as well

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over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Sorry, been very busy tonight, not with bars or functions, but fussy, picky guests who frankly shouldn't stay in hotels - they don't have a clue.

But having watched Fawlty Towers, they're experts! Doh!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. No need to apologise. What did your fussy guests want?

Sorry, forgot the guy who returned so pissed from elsewhere but wanted more; I refused to do so as he had had enough. He complained I was breaching his Human Rights!"

He was breaching his human liver!

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over a year ago


"Well hope everyone's night went went better than mine what a waste, stood in the rain as well"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J to the P. What a damp squib.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Sorry, been very busy tonight, not with bars or functions, but fussy, picky guests who frankly shouldn't stay in hotels - they don't have a clue.

But having watched Fawlty Towers, they're experts! Doh!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. No need to apologise. What did your fussy guests want?

Sorry, forgot the guy who returned so pissed from elsewhere but wanted more; I refused to do so as he had had enough. He complained I was breaching his Human Rights!

He was breaching his human liver!"

Yeah, if he swallowed a lit match, he'd have levelled the town centre!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bum p in the night.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Hi Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim "

Hello, Lisa.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Hi Jim

Hello, Lisa. "

How's you tonight?

I woke up for a pee, had a peek here, and now feeling rather peckish

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over a year ago


"Hi Jim

Hello, Lisa.

How's you tonight?

I woke up for a pee, had a peek here, and now feeling rather peckish "

I'm not too bad. I've just had a snack. But are you going to snack?

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Morning Jim, and any others still lurking. How are you this wonderful Saturday ?

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"Morning Jim, and any others still lurking. How are you this wonderful Saturday ?"

Good moooooooooooooooooooooooorning, Artificial. I'm fine and dandy. How about yourself?

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We may never know if Lisa snacked. That's just the way it goes sometimes.

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Evening! Just got in and having an earlyish night

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"Evening! Just got in and having an earlyish night "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, 40. What have you been up to tonight in New York?

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"Evening! Just got in and having an earlyish night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, 40. What have you been up to tonight in New York?"

Just went out to eat with friends

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"Evening! Just got in and having an earlyish night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, 40. What have you been up to tonight in New York?

Just went out to eat with friends "

Beautiful. Bigappleface

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"Evening! Just got in and having an earlyish night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, 40. What have you been up to tonight in New York?

Just went out to eat with friends

Beautiful. Bigappleface"

Lol home Monday!

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"Evening! Just got in and having an earlyish night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, 40. What have you been up to tonight in New York?

Just went out to eat with friends

Beautiful. Bigappleface

Lol home Monday! "

Enjoy Sunday!

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