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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening fellow forumites! Welcome to bar FabulAsh! Ash is attending a prior engagement so I’m back behind the bar tonight

Pull up a chair, name your poison and enjoy the company!

Ash there’s your brandy you wanted ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What took you so long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah- just started an early doors thread! Guess I was a tad late with being early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Irish the bar is always late opening

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"What took you so long"

Hey! That’s no way to get a drink lol

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ah- just started an early doors thread! Guess I was a tad late with being early!"

Guess you were

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm a little tipsy from the other bar. But..... can I have a pornstar martini please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On pain killers for a bugger of a toothache but a rum and cola would be virtually and gratefully accepted

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks! "

Come share with me if you want x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x"

Definitely

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely "

We might need a bigger jug x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'm a little tipsy from the other bar. But..... can I have a pornstar martini please x"

You certainly can Cheeky! A pornstar coming up

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks! "

Ha ha you deserve one... there you go lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a pint of real ale please

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"On pain killers for a bugger of a toothache but a rum and cola would be virtually and gratefully accepted"

Oh no! Shout if you need more pain killers and there’s your rum and cola x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely

We might need a bigger jug x"

There you ladies! A pornstar martini in a MEGA glass with straws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Ha ha you deserve one... there you go lovely x"

Thankyou XX

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll have a pint of real ale please "

Any particular brand sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisky please! Just had a lovely single malt in early doors, now it's time for the drinking to continue x and whatever our hostess is having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely

We might need a bigger jug x"

Yep! Once I start on those cocktails there’s no stopping me! It’s early is it not BOGOF DC?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely

We might need a bigger jug x

There you ladies! A pornstar martini in a MEGA glass with straws"

Thankyou my lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Dissarano on ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a pint? The strongest you’ve got what a day

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Whisky please! Just had a lovely single malt in early doors, now it's time for the drinking to continue x and whatever our hostess is having "

Single malt coming up! Enjoy x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely

We might need a bigger jug x

There you ladies! A pornstar martini in a MEGA glass with straws

Thankyou my lovely x"

Don’t drink it all before Nora comes back

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Dissarano on ice please "

Hello Funtastic! disarrono on ice coming up

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have a pint? The strongest you’ve got what a day"

Hi - sure there you go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if someone is buying..I’ll have a large glass of rose please!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you diamond and have one yourself on me

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford

Pink gin for me please!!

A proper one mind. With the pink from angostura bitters. Not from the modern berry concoction!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

As its still my birthday week ive just poured my first rhubard gin and ginger ale

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

No begging at the bar ?? ?? ??

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely

We might need a bigger jug x

There you ladies! A pornstar martini in a MEGA glass with straws

Thankyou my lovely x

Don’t drink it all before Nora comes back "

Send the oiled up waiter over then please haha. This pitcher may be running low x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening DC

Evening all

Can I please have a bottle of Prosecco with a straw, I’m being subjected to Alan and I’m scared

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Well if someone is buying..I’ll have a large glass of rose please!

Danish x"

Hi Danish! A large Rosè coming up... there you go

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Thank you diamond and have one yourself on me"

Thanks I’ll have a Hendricks - cheers!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Pink gin for me please!!

A proper one mind. With the pink from angostura bitters. Not from the modern berry concoction!!!"

Hi Chatterly! Oh a proper pink gin coming up... there you go. Enjoy!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"As its still my birthday week ive just poured my first rhubard gin and ginger ale"

Ah yes! Here’s the second one on me! Enjoy x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"No begging at the bar ?? ?? ?? "

Hi Pleasure Rodeo! Depends what you’re begging for

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely

We might need a bigger jug x

There you ladies! A pornstar martini in a MEGA glass with straws

Thankyou my lovely x

Don’t drink it all before Nora comes back

Send the oiled up waiter over then please haha. This pitcher may be running low x"

Oooo I’ll see if I can find him but here’s a refill. Where the hell has Nora gone

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening DC

Evening all

Can I please have a bottle of Prosecco with a straw, I’m being subjected to Alan and I’m scared "

hi Cheeky . Oh blimey, yes of course, there you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely

We might need a bigger jug x

There you ladies! A pornstar martini in a MEGA glass with straws

Thankyou my lovely x

Don’t drink it all before Nora comes back

Send the oiled up waiter over then please haha. This pitcher may be running low x

Oooo I’ll see if I can find him but here’s a refill. Where the hell has Nora gone "

I’m here I’m here! Had to be mums taxi . Bit naughty after 2 porn star martinis

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've kept your seat warm for you Nora. I might have drank a teensy bit more of the pitcher too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've kept your seat warm for you Nora. I might have drank a teensy bit more of the pitcher too x"

Oh dear I’m on catch up then!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've kept your seat warm for you Nora. I might have drank a teensy bit more of the pitcher too x

Oh dear I’m on catch up then! "

Haha. Shall we get some shots too? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I try a pornstar Martini please

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can I try a pornstar Martini please "

Come sit with us. We have a pitcher of it here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've kept your seat warm for you Nora. I might have drank a teensy bit more of the pitcher too x

Oh dear I’m on catch up then!

Haha. Shall we get some shots too? X"

Was just thinking that. You usually get Prosecco shots with pornstar martinis. Not sure I could handle anything else . I’m a lightweight these days!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely

We might need a bigger jug x

There you ladies! A pornstar martini in a MEGA glass with straws

Thankyou my lovely x

Don’t drink it all before Nora comes back

Send the oiled up waiter over then please haha. This pitcher may be running low x

Oooo I’ll see if I can find him but here’s a refill. Where the hell has Nora gone

I’m here I’m here! Had to be mums taxi . Bit naughty after 2 porn star martinis "

I trust that’s it for taxiing or no more for you lady!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've kept your seat warm for you Nora. I might have drank a teensy bit more of the pitcher too x

Oh dear I’m on catch up then!

Haha. Shall we get some shots too? X

Was just thinking that. You usually get Prosecco shots with pornstar martinis. Not sure I could handle anything else . I’m a lightweight these days! "

You need more practice then x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I've kept your seat warm for you Nora. I might have drank a teensy bit more of the pitcher too x

Oh dear I’m on catch up then!

Haha. Shall we get some shots too? X"

Selection of shots coming up! Might try those

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I try a pornstar Martini please "

You certainly can Cat!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've kept your seat warm for you Nora. I might have drank a teensy bit more of the pitcher too x

Oh dear I’m on catch up then!

Haha. Shall we get some shots too? X

Selection of shots coming up! Might try those"

Take a break and come and have some shots with us x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I try a pornstar Martini please

Come sit with us. We have a pitcher of it here x"

Can I join in ladies x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I've kept your seat warm for you Nora. I might have drank a teensy bit more of the pitcher too x

Oh dear I’m on catch up then!

Haha. Shall we get some shots too? X

Was just thinking that. You usually get Prosecco shots with pornstar martinis. Not sure I could handle anything else . I’m a lightweight these days! "

Erm... cheeky has already done that bit albeit separately lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely

We might need a bigger jug x

There you ladies! A pornstar martini in a MEGA glass with straws

Thankyou my lovely x

Don’t drink it all before Nora comes back

Send the oiled up waiter over then please haha. This pitcher may be running low x

Oooo I’ll see if I can find him but here’s a refill. Where the hell has Nora gone

I’m here I’m here! Had to be mums taxi . Bit naughty after 2 porn star martinis

I trust that’s it for taxiing or no more for you lady!"

Yes bring it on. She’s getting dropped off home

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I've kept your seat warm for you Nora. I might have drank a teensy bit more of the pitcher too x

Oh dear I’m on catch up then!

Haha. Shall we get some shots too? X

Selection of shots coming up! Might try those

Take a break and come and have some shots with us x"

Will do!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I try a pornstar Martini please

Come sit with us. We have a pitcher of it here x

Can I join in ladies x "

Hi Angie! Sure, pull up a chair and join us

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely

We might need a bigger jug x

There you ladies! A pornstar martini in a MEGA glass with straws

Thankyou my lovely x

Don’t drink it all before Nora comes back

Send the oiled up waiter over then please haha. This pitcher may be running low x

Oooo I’ll see if I can find him but here’s a refill. Where the hell has Nora gone

I’m here I’m here! Had to be mums taxi . Bit naughty after 2 porn star martinis

I trust that’s it for taxiing or no more for you lady!

Yes bring it on. She’s getting dropped off home "

Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh another pornstar martini for me please. Why not. I’m feeling better and haven’t had a drink for 2 weeks!

Come share with me if you want x

Definitely

We might need a bigger jug x

There you ladies! A pornstar martini in a MEGA glass with straws

Thankyou my lovely x

Don’t drink it all before Nora comes back

Send the oiled up waiter over then please haha. This pitcher may be running low x

Oooo I’ll see if I can find him but here’s a refill. Where the hell has Nora gone

I’m here I’m here! Had to be mums taxi . Bit naughty after 2 porn star martinis

I trust that’s it for taxiing or no more for you lady!

Yes bring it on. She’s getting dropped off home

Perfect!"

I may need some nibbles. I’m getting a bit light headed. Anyone got anything I can nibble on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I try a pornstar Martini please

Come sit with us. We have a pitcher of it here x

Can I join in ladies x

Hi Angie! Sure, pull up a chair and join us"

Thanks DC x

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We will have a martini and lemonade for mrs2 and a pint of John Smith's for mr2

Mrs2

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I try a pornstar Martini please

Come sit with us. We have a pitcher of it here x

Can I join in ladies x

Hi Angie! Sure, pull up a chair and join us

Thanks DC x "

You’re welcome

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"We will have a martini and lemonade for mrs2 and a pint of John Smith's for mr2

Mrs2 "

Hello Two4Fem! Martini & Lemonade and a pint of JS for you

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

It’s my shout... my poison is a nice rhubarb gin with shed loads of ice mmm

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening DC xxx a glass of fizzy pink please

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"It’s my shout... my poison is a nice rhubarb gin with shed loads of ice mmm"

Hi sexycoyple! Good choice coming up!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Diamond

Just popping in for a quick brandy..

Hope you have fun behind the bar tonight x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening DC xxx a glass of fizzy pink please "

Hi Jo! Bottle opened especially for you!

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey


"It’s my shout... my poison is a nice rhubarb gin with shed loads of ice mmm

Hi sexycoyple! Good choice coming up!"

Wonderful, have one yourself lovely xxx

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good evening DC xxx a glass of fizzy pink please

Hi Jo! Bottle opened especially for you! "

Oooo thank you x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening Diamond

Just popping in for a quick brandy..

Hope you have fun behind the bar tonight x "

Hi Ash! Your brandy has been waiting on the bar. Enjoy your evening off

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"It’s my shout... my poison is a nice rhubarb gin with shed loads of ice mmm

Hi sexycoyple! Good choice coming up!

Wonderful, have one yourself lovely xxx "

Thank you x I’m going to have a glass of fizz with Jo

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

JD and with ice

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"JD and with ice"

JD with ice Happy to oblige

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By *gcw2014Couple
over a year ago

just outside of liverpool

Randy brandy for Chris neat no ice and tia Marie and for Tracey please and have one yourself

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

JD and with ice please :-

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Randy brandy for Chris neat no ice and tia Marie and for Tracey please and have one yourself"

Hi _gcw2014! Brandy and Tia Maria with Coke ... enjoy!

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By *gcw2014Couple
over a year ago

just outside of liverpool


"Randy brandy for Chris neat no ice and tia Marie and for Tracey please and have one yourself

Hi _gcw2014! Brandy and Tia Maria with Coke ... enjoy!"

thank you very much x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"JD and with ice please :-"

Is this a repeat or a top up lol

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Randy brandy for Chris neat no ice and tia Marie and for Tracey please and have one yourself

Hi _gcw2014! Brandy and Tia Maria with Coke ... enjoy!thank you very much x"

You’re welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JD and with ice please :-

Is this a repeat or a top up lol "

Perhaps he forgot the please lol

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"JD and with ice please :-

Is this a repeat or a top up lol

Perhaps he forgot the please lol "

Yes I did notice lol

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Haha.I know was a bit thirsty and forgot my manners

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Haha.I know was a bit thirsty and forgot my manners "

Forgiven

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Also forgot to ask for it with please.Very absent minded this evening

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Even forgot so say

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Pops back in after a little tickle of the other forum posts' could I possibly have a double spiced rum and with a jaegermeister chaser when you get a second? Thankies x hope everybody is pleasantly pissed (virtually or irl)

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over a year ago


"Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version."

Damn I just found that out the hard way lol

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version."

** coming up!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"'Pops back in after a little tickle of the other forum posts' could I possibly have a double spiced rum and with a jaegermeister chaser when you get a second? Thankies x hope everybody is pleasantly pissed (virtually or irl) "

Hello Deathwolfe! Yes of course you can have a concoction lol coming up thanks for popping in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with a JD with Dc

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version.

Damn I just found that out the hard way lol"

Nope won’t let you use ‘that’ word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Pops back in after a little tickle of the other forum posts' could I possibly have a double spiced rum and with a jaegermeister chaser when you get a second? Thankies x hope everybody is pleasantly pissed (virtually or irl)

Hello Deathwolfe! Yes of course you can have a concoction lol coming up thanks for popping in here"

Always a pleasure mi dear x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Could do with a JD with Dc"

Hi Hornydude! Long day? JD and DC coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version.

Damn I just found that out the hard way lol

Nope won’t let you use ‘that’ word "

Banned, denied, forbidden, out of order, not a fecking chance! But yet we can say cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a long time since I've had any but I'd love some Plum infused Sake right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could do with a JD with Dc

Hi Hornydude! Long day? JD and DC coming up "

Long week...

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version.

Damn I just found that out the hard way lol

Nope won’t let you use ‘that’ word

Banned, denied, forbidden, out of order, not a fecking chance! But yet we can say cunt! "

But just because you can doesn’t mean you friggin should!!!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"It's been a long time since I've had any but I'd love some Plum infused Sake right now. "

Hi Cherryeye! Don’t see that often... warm or over ice?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Could do with a JD with Dc

Hi Hornydude! Long day? JD and DC coming up

Long week..."

Oh dear! Let me get you a refill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version.

Damn I just found that out the hard way lol

Nope won’t let you use ‘that’ word

Banned, denied, forbidden, out of order, not a fecking chance! But yet we can say cunt!

But just because you can doesn’t mean you friggin should!!! "

Shall happily retract

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version.

Damn I just found that out the hard way lol

Nope won’t let you use ‘that’ word

Banned, denied, forbidden, out of order, not a fecking chance! But yet we can say cunt!

But just because you can doesn’t mean you friggin should!!!

Shall happily retract "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version.

Damn I just found that out the hard way lol

Nope won’t let you use ‘that’ word

Banned, denied, forbidden, out of order, not a fecking chance! But yet we can say cunt!

But just because you can doesn’t mean you friggin should!!!

Shall happily retract

Thank you "

Truly welcome! No offense meant! especially not to the person handling my beverages

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version.

Damn I just found that out the hard way lol

Nope won’t let you use ‘that’ word

Banned, denied, forbidden, out of order, not a fecking chance! But yet we can say cunt!

But just because you can doesn’t mean you friggin should!!!

Shall happily retract

Thank you

Truly welcome! No offense meant! especially not to the person handling my beverages "

Ha ha it’s ok! Can I get you another?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Too much Prosecco last night.

So tonight I’m going to be drinking tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could do with a JD with Dc

Hi Hornydude! Long day? JD and DC coming up

Long week...

Oh dear! Let me get you a refill "

Keep them coming pls

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Too much Prosecco last night.

So tonight I’m going to be drinking tea. "

Hi Twisted! Black, white, sugar?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Too much Prosecco last night.

So tonight I’m going to be drinking tea.

Hi Twisted! Black, white, sugar?"

I’m on white one it’s been keeping me alive today.

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Could do with a JD with Dc

Hi Hornydude! Long day? JD and DC coming up

Long week...

Oh dear! Let me get you a refill

Keep them coming pls"

Top up on the bar but take it steady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please have a jd and diet cola please

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Too much Prosecco last night.

So tonight I’m going to be drinking tea.

Hi Twisted! Black, white, sugar?

I’m on white one it’s been keeping me alive today. "

There you white tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version.

Damn I just found that out the hard way lol

Nope won’t let you use ‘that’ word

Banned, denied, forbidden, out of order, not a fecking chance! But yet we can say cunt!

But just because you can doesn’t mean you friggin should!!!

Shall happily retract

Thank you

Truly welcome! No offense meant! especially not to the person handling my beverages

Ha ha it’s ok! Can I get you another?"

That will be magic! You having one? I'm buying, double single malt for me please x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I please have a jd and diet cola please "

Hi SB! Yep you can have a JD and DC! No rum tonight?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Coca cola as it will not let me say the shortened version.

Damn I just found that out the hard way lol

Nope won’t let you use ‘that’ word

Banned, denied, forbidden, out of order, not a fecking chance! But yet we can say cunt!

But just because you can doesn’t mean you friggin should!!!

Shall happily retract

Thank you

Truly welcome! No offense meant! especially not to the person handling my beverages

Ha ha it’s ok! Can I get you another?

That will be magic! You having one? I'm buying, double single malt for me please x "

Double single malt coming up and I’ll have a Hendricks thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I please have a jd and diet cola please

Hi SB! Yep you can have a JD and DC! No rum tonight?"

Oh DC I’ve changed over to jd these days, I was heavily influenced

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Evening DC please may I have a Baileys with ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to the real bar. With real drinks. So long losers!

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

One Fosters pls x

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Service is poor tonight

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Evening all, pint of lager please DC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the real bar. With real drinks. So long losers! "

Ha I’m sat with my actual drink scarlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the real bar. With real drinks. So long losers!

Ha I’m sat with my actual drink scarlet "

Cheers SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Service is poor tonight "

Haha sorry. I keep stealing her on kik

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I please have a jd and diet cola please

Hi SB! Yep you can have a JD and DC! No rum tonight?

Oh DC I’ve changed over to jd these days, I was heavily influenced "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the real bar. With real drinks. So long losers!

Ha I’m sat with my actual drink scarlet

Cheers SB"

Cheers

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?"

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening DC please may I have a Baileys with ice? "

Hiya Babs! You can ... there you go Baileys over ice

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'm off to the real bar. With real drinks. So long losers! "

Why did you call in then

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Service is poor tonight "

Don’t be so impatient! It’s busy!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening all, pint of lager please DC "

Hey Ole Blue Eyes pint of lager for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the real bar. With real drinks. So long losers!

Why did you call in then "

Lighten up chick

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Service is poor tonight

Haha sorry. I keep stealing her on kik "

Lucky her

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Service is poor tonight

Haha sorry. I keep stealing her on kik "

yes you do but it was interesting

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you! "

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'm off to the real bar. With real drinks. So long losers!

Why did you call in then

Lighten up chick "

There isn’t an icon for two fingers

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive "

None left to share I assume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the real bar. With real drinks. So long losers!

Why did you call in then

Lighten up chick

There isn’t an icon for two fingers "

I'm not sure why you're so offended by my joke but I'll take that as a win

I'll have a virtual g&t thanks

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive

None left to share I assume "

Erm no....

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive

None left to share I assume

Erm no.... "

Guessed as much

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Service is poor tonight

Don’t be so impatient! It’s busy! "

Still haven’t got my Fosters

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'm off to the real bar. With real drinks. So long losers!

Why did you call in then

Lighten up chick

There isn’t an icon for two fingers

I'm not sure why you're so offended by my joke but I'll take that as a win

I'll have a virtual g&t thanks"

Not a real one?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Service is poor tonight

Don’t be so impatient! It’s busy!

Still haven’t got my Fosters "

I know.... those who back chat have to wait longer but there you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the real bar. With real drinks. So long losers!

Why did you call in then

Lighten up chick

There isn’t an icon for two fingers

I'm not sure why you're so offended by my joke but I'll take that as a win

I'll have a virtual g&t thanks

Not a real one?"

Oh no. Virtual is so much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a glass of white wine

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have a glass of white wine "

hello Shortish Blonde! You can yes there you go. Enjoy!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'm off to the real bar. With real drinks. So long losers!

Why did you call in then

Lighten up chick

There isn’t an icon for two fingers

I'm not sure why you're so offended by my joke but I'll take that as a win

I'll have a virtual g&t thanks

Not a real one?

Oh no. Virtual is so much better. "

G&T ... there you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a glass of white wine

hello Shortish Blonde! You can yes there you go. Enjoy!"

Thank you very much

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have a glass of white wine

hello Shortish Blonde! You can yes there you go. Enjoy!

Thank you very much "

Great pics by the way

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Service is poor tonight

Don’t be so impatient! It’s busy!

Still haven’t got my Fosters

I know.... those who back chat have to wait longer but there you go"

When did I backchat... new pub lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive "

Stop eating the bloody cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a glass of white wine

hello Shortish Blonde! You can yes there you go. Enjoy!

Thank you very much

Great pics by the way "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Service is poor tonight

Don’t be so impatient! It’s busy!

Still haven’t got my Fosters

I know.... those who back chat have to wait longer but there you go

When did I backchat... new pub lol"

Give him a bit of extra head with his fosters DC

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive

Stop eating the bloody cake "

Lol

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Service is poor tonight

Don’t be so impatient! It’s busy!

Still haven’t got my Fosters

I know.... those who back chat have to wait longer but there you go

When did I backchat... new pub lol

Give him a bit of extra head with his fosters DC "

Lmfao!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can the girl have a Voddie and please?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can the girl have a Voddie and please?"

The girl can certainly have a voddie yes! I’ve?

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

* ice?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive

Stop eating the bloody cake "

It's too late! It's all in my belly. I have a food baby

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

I’ll take the extra head lol

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive

Stop eating the bloody cake

It's too late! It's all in my belly. I have a food baby "

Go on .... what sort of cake? I may regret asking

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive

Stop eating the bloody cake

It's too late! It's all in my belly. I have a food baby

Go on .... what sort of cake? I may regret asking "

Custard tart, plain scone and fruit scone both with clotted cream, chocolate macaron, chocolate mousse and lemon and mulled wine cake

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive

Stop eating the bloody cake

It's too late! It's all in my belly. I have a food baby

Go on .... what sort of cake? I may regret asking

Custard tart, plain scone and fruit scone both with clotted cream, chocolate macaron, chocolate mousse and lemon and mulled wine cake "

God almighty!! No wonder you’ve got a food baby belly!!!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive

Stop eating the bloody cake

It's too late! It's all in my belly. I have a food baby

Go on .... what sort of cake? I may regret asking

Custard tart, plain scone and fruit scone both with clotted cream, chocolate macaron, chocolate mousse and lemon and mulled wine cake

God almighty!! No wonder you’ve got a food baby belly!!! "

I also had sandwiches, smoked salmon, sausage roll and chips!

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"I’ll take the extra head lol"

Still no pint.. worst bar ever lol c

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive

Stop eating the bloody cake

It's too late! It's all in my belly. I have a food baby

Go on .... what sort of cake? I may regret asking

Custard tart, plain scone and fruit scone both with clotted cream, chocolate macaron, chocolate mousse and lemon and mulled wine cake

God almighty!! No wonder you’ve got a food baby belly!!!

I also had sandwiches, smoked salmon, sausage roll and chips!"

That sounds like afternoon tea was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take the extra head lol

Still no pint.. worst bar ever lol c"

I thought you’d had it. There you go I got it for you. She’s useless

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"I’ll take the extra head lol

Still no pint.. worst bar ever lol c

I thought you’d had it. There you go I got it for you. She’s useless "

Thanks... nice beer x

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

[Removed by poster at 09/03/19 21:52:30]

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll take the extra head lol

Still no pint.. worst bar ever lol c

I thought you’d had it. There you go I got it for you. She’s useless

Thanks... nice beer x"

You got your pint further up!!!!

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By *iamondCougar OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll take the extra head lol

Still no pint.. worst bar ever lol c

I thought you’d had it. There you go I got it for you. She’s useless "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Karl17’s beer Removed by poster at 09/03/19 21:52:30]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take the extra head lol

Still no pint.. worst bar ever lol c

I thought you’d had it. There you go I got it for you. She’s useless

Thanks... nice beer x

You got your pint further up!!!! "

I thought he had! I take the useless bit back

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I have an ameretto with ice please?

You certainly can Miss Red, nice to see you!

Thanks. Nursing a belly full of cake so in need of a digestive

Stop eating the bloody cake

It's too late! It's all in my belly. I have a food baby

Go on .... what sort of cake? I may regret asking

Custard tart, plain scone and fruit scone both with clotted cream, chocolate macaron, chocolate mousse and lemon and mulled wine cake

God almighty!! No wonder you’ve got a food baby belly!!!

I also had sandwiches, smoked salmon, sausage roll and chips!

That sounds like afternoon tea was it?"

Yep!

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