FabSwingers.com forum: re pampas grass

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hi all

i have just heard on 'that peter crouch podcast' (other podcasts are available) that if you see a house with pampas grass outside it means the owners are swingers - what a great idea i must get down to my local garden centre

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got some chives growing on my kitchen window sill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi all

Might not mean they are swinngers. I wouldn't go knocking on doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some chives growing on my kitchen window sill"
Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got roses, will they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi all

Pampas grass is so 1980's. These days it’s a wicker heart shaped thing in the window.

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By *REEDOMatVACouple
over a year ago

Suffolk/ Essex

My neighbour has pampas grass. Apparently its a nightmare to get rid of! Maybe I should get some though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got some chives growing on my kitchen window sill"

What kinky madness is that.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I thought it was a hot tub nowadays

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

The A road I live on has it growing down the central reservation for about 3 miles. Not sure how that translates.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

It means they've bought a house with a lovely big pampas grass in the front garden and have no idea what it means.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

I must pay more attention next time I visit my local branch of Screwfix. They have a huge one outside.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

In america they use pineapples.

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

Yeh if you are still living in the 1980's.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've got some in my front garden, all it means is someone planted it years ago for no other reason than they liked it....possibly, maybe! It looks lovely when it lowers, if that's what you call it.

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

"I've got some in my front garden, all it means is someone planted it years ago for no other reason than they liked it....possibly, maybe! It looks lovely when it lowers, if that's what you call it."

Does it get 'flowers' on it? What do they look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any....but my neighbours do.....

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"In america they use pineapples."

Sounds painful

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I've got some in my front garden, all it means is someone planted it years ago for no other reason than they liked it....possibly, maybe! It looks lovely when it lowers, if that's what you call it.

Does it get 'flowers' on it? What do they look like? "

More like feathery things. Maybe the swingers that planted it like being tickled with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People move houses every 10 years or there abouts so how does that work

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I have pampas grass in my front garden. So does one of my neighbours.

Neither of us has knocked on each others doors.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"In america they use pineapples.

Sounds painful

Could be painful. I've no idea what they use these pineapples for but swinging there is called Pineapple life(style).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can search for 'pampas grass' on google maps to see where all the swingers live.

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

it can take 4 years to grow from seed so it might be the last owners who were.

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

I wouldn't even know what pampas grass looks like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a guy who was well looked after by the police as he informed on everyone ...

he was a pampered grass.

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