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"I could murder a battered fish right now" Put some seasoning on it ... salt and battery? | |||
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"I prefer sausage " They don't swim as well .... | |||
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"I prefer sausage They don't swim as well ...." But they taste good battered | |||
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"I prefer sausage They don't swim as well ...." Full of swimmers though | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now" It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. | |||
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"I prefer sausage They don't swim as well .... But they taste good battered" Mine drowned..... | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else." I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it " The cabbage might murder someone later.. | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now" Be careful all those animal activists will be up in arms. | |||
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"I prefer sausage They don't swim as well .... But they taste good battered Mine drowned....." . Oh yes- I have heard tell of a sea of clunge- not sure where it is though. Have it cremated? | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it " You're right there granny. Fermented cabbage does hold a certain allure though | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it The cabbage might murder someone later.. "It could create an interesting atmosphere | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now Be careful all those animal activists will be up in arms." Uhmmmmmmmmm that'll be me. Which is why i've got a fookin cabbage pitta when I want a crispy fish..... | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it " True. But.......... You won't go to prison for murdering a poor innocent fishy wishy. | |||
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"It's fish or sausage in batter. Not battered fish or batter. Why don't you people talk proply?" Oh fuck sake, here I am preaching about talking properly and I can't even write what I was thinking  | |||
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"I prefer sausage They don't swim as well .... But they taste good battered Mine drowned...... Oh yes- I have heard tell of a sea of clunge- not sure where it is though. Have it cremated?" Might do. Bit of smokey sauce and Bob's your sardine. | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it True. But.......... You won't go to prison for murdering a poor innocent fishy wishy. " Or get the death sentence | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it True. But.......... You won't go to prison for murdering a poor innocent fishy wishy. " Justice for cabbage ! | |||
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"It's fish or sausage in batter. Not battered fish or batter. Why don't you people talk proply? Oh fuck sake, here I am preaching about talking properly and I can't even write what I was thinking "The irony wasn't lost | |||
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"It's fish or sausage in batter. Not battered fish or batter. Why don't you people talk proply?" If a fish is in batter it's been battered...... if a sausage is in batter it's been battered. Fish in batter my arse...... I want it fried.....and OUT of the batter. | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it You're right there granny. Fermented cabbage does hold a certain allure though "  | |||
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"very fishy thread" I'm sure they are just codding... | |||
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"I thought you were vegan granny?! Is it just a fishy craving? "I am Hanky ...... but I have memories ...... dribble..... | |||
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"It's fish or sausage in batter. Not battered fish or batter. Why don't you people talk proply? If a fish is in batter it's been battered...... if a sausage is in batter it's been battered. Fish in batter my arse...... I want it fried.....and OUT of the batter." Fried fish but not in batter?  | |||
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"My usual fantasy is slow roast pork with a fuck off crispy skin on it .." How do you get it crispy when slow roasting? | |||
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"My usual fantasy is slow roast pork with a fuck off crispy skin on it .." Pervert. | |||
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"My usual fantasy is slow roast pork with a fuck off crispy skin on it .. How do you get it crispy when slow roasting?" Before mucking about ..... get oven at hottest every. So hot your bill goes sky high. 1. Dry your joint. 2. Score well 3. Sprinkle salt 4. Bung in oven for 30- 40 mins(that'd be 35 then ) 5. Lower the heat to about 3 or 4 for three or more hours. I promise. No fail. | |||
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"My usual fantasy is slow roast pork with a fuck off crispy skin on it .. Pervert." I want to eat it not fuck it | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it " I wouldn’t want to be Sharing a bed with you tonight | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it I wouldn’t want to be Sharing a bed with you tonight " Thanks. I've heard your shit stinks. | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it I wouldn’t want to be Sharing a bed with you tonight " Fibber | |||
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"My usual fantasy is slow roast pork with a fuck off crispy skin on it .. Pervert. I want to eat it not fuck it" Ohhhhhhh. I see........ Not pervert. As you were everyone. | |||
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"My usual fantasy is slow roast pork with a fuck off crispy skin on it .. Pervert." There's always one... | |||
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"It's fish or sausage in batter. Not battered fish or batter. Why don't you people talk proply? Oh fuck sake, here I am preaching about talking properly and I can't even write what I was thinking
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it I wouldn’t want to be Sharing a bed with you tonight Fibber" In that case. I've heard he pees port wine ......  | |||
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"My usual fantasy is slow roast pork with a fuck off crispy skin on it .. Pervert. There's always one... "I can't be the only pervert on here. | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it I wouldn’t want to be Sharing a bed with you tonight Thanks. I've heard your shit stinks." Only on a day with a Y in it | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it I wouldn’t want to be Sharing a bed with you tonight Fibber"
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it I wouldn’t want to be Sharing a bed with you tonight Thanks. I've heard your shit stinks. Only on a day with a Y in it " Fair enough. You can sleep with me yesterday | |||
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"I could murder a battered fish right now It would already be dead. If it wasn't, being covered in batter and thrown in a deep fat frier would finish it off. You'll have to murder something else. I'm having a pitta stuffed with fermented cabbage....... It's not a chippy fish is it I wouldn’t want to be Sharing a bed with you tonight Thanks. I've heard your shit stinks. Only on a day with a Y in it Fair enough. You can sleep with me yesterday" Damn blast story of my life I’m always late | |||
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"When I went up to port sunlight they sold two types of fish...big or little "Best known for SOAP...... Soapy fish. | |||
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"Is anyone else hungry now? "I am. I'd love some crispy nuggets | |||
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"I thought you were vegan granny?! Is it just a fishy craving?
I am Hanky ...... but I have memories ...... dribble....."Quorn fish fingers.... Not same but not bad!? Ketchup n thick white bread - bingo | |||
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"I thought you were vegan granny?! Is it just a fishy craving?
I am Hanky ...... but I have memories ...... dribble.....
Quorn fish fingers.... Not same but not bad!? Ketchup n thick white bread - bingo "I have those and scampi bites.... not the same tho ..... I'll get over it | |||
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"Is anyone else hungry now?
I am. I'd love some crispy nuggets"Bugger. All I've got is slow roast pork with a fuck off crispy skin. Sorry. | |||
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"Is anyone else hungry now?
I am. I'd love some crispy nuggets
Bugger. All I've got is slow roast pork with a fuck off crispy skin.
Sorry."That Always Waters Tastebuds. | |||
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"I thought you were vegan granny?! Is it just a fishy craving?
I am Hanky ...... but I have memories ...... dribble.....
Quorn fish fingers.... Not same but not bad!? Ketchup n thick white bread - bingo
I have those and scampi bites.... not the same tho ..... I'll get over it "Son says the Frys breaded prawns from Sainsburys aren't bad.....? | |||
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