FabSwingers.com forum: Any advice please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all

I have signed up on this site a couple of months now.

I have been single nearly a year and would like to live out my fantasies before I decide to find that someone. I've noticed not many girls chat on here, I'm polite and don't get nasty, so was wondering am I doing it All wrong ??

I want to explore new things as well as meet women.

Would be really grateful for tips and advice.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So ... the girls on here are good for living out your fantasies but not for settling down with?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So ... the girls on here are good for living out your fantasies but not for settling down with?

Exactly, happy to shag them but not take them home to meet mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men."

And visa versa

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"So ... the girls on here are good for living out your fantasies but not for settling down with?

Exactly, happy to shag them but not take them home to meet mum

He didn't say that or even imply it to be fair to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

And visa versa"

When have girls pretended to be men??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men."

Alice Winger is most definitely not a man I will have you know young lady

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

Alice Winger is most definitely not a man I will have you know young lady

Alright Alice luv...... nice legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

And visa versa

When have girls pretended to be men??"

When they wear womens clothes?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Would you not rather meet ‘the one’ then share your fantasies with her? Not all relationships have to be missionary on a Saturday afternoon.

Not that you can’t dabble before you settle down, of course.

Lou x

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

What were you expecting when you signed up OP? Us women aren't just on here to fulfill the fantasies of men and couples. We do actually have needs and wants of our own too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 09/03/19 13:51:09]"

I saw it

A blowjob every weekend would have been my answer

Doughnut

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

Alice Winger is most definitely not a man I will have you know young lady

Alright Alice luv...... nice legs."

*searches for the lezzer emoji

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men."

Correct, however some of us don't hide it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

Alice Winger is most definitely not a man I will have you know young lady

Alright Alice luv...... nice legs.

*searches for the lezzer emoji

Alice...phwoarrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You asked for tiles on what you’re doing wrong. First thing I look at on your profile and it’s pictures of you and a bird. Puts me off when I see pictures of guys with birds on their profile. Sure it puts others off too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So ... the girls on here are good for living out your fantasies but not for settling down with?

Exactly, happy to shag them but not take them home to meet mum

I wouldn't have taken any of the men I've met on here home to meet my mum.

I'm assuming couples don't look at potential sex partners as life partners, so why should single people.

I'm here for sex, not a boyfriend.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

The photos with the woman are very off putting, unless of course it’s a couple’s account. I also don’t like the phase and would be put off reading about going for a social before “getting down to business”, maybe I’m reading too much into it but it feels like an expectation that there will be some business. You should never expect it, not even on here

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Hi all

I have signed up on this site a couple of months now.

I want to explore new things as well as meet women.

Would be really grateful for tips and advice.

Thank you"

Personally, several of your photos would put me off.

Pics of multiple women does not say discreet to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I think some of the terms and phrases you use in your profile and in this thread starter could be have been worded better

Some of it might be useful language if you were chatting to your mates, but in terms of attracting bed partners, it is less likely to be effective

As others have pointed out, some see it as 'bad form' to show pics of you with former meets or partners

Your cock pic isn't really appealing - it looks sore to me (not in a medical sense, but as in it's just been ragged around for hours)

Those couple of things aside though, your biggest downfall is that your a bloke, a single bloke, a single bloke amongst thousands that find it difficult to make the site work for them. There's not a right lot you can do about that.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hi all

I have signed up on this site a couple of months now.

I want to explore new things as well as meet women.

Would be really grateful for tips and advice.

Thank you

Personally, several of your photos would put me off.

Pics of multiple women does not say discreet to me "

It's also not very discreet to have pics of a lady who has distinctive tattoos which are clearly visible - anyone who has seen these tattoos would recognise her! Did you get her permission to publish her photos online OP?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Just to throw something positive into the mix, I like your profile picture

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Hi all

I have signed up on this site a couple of months now.

I want to explore new things as well as meet women.

Would be really grateful for tips and advice.

Thank you"

There are an awful lot of things that I would probably tweak or do completely differently if I were you OP, but I'm not. You run your profile how you want to, not worded by others.

I will ask though, is being polite and not getting nasty the best that you can do or that ladies should expect? Or is it just basic human decency?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somehow the last sentence in your profile and your thread text don't seem to agree...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What were you expecting when you signed up OP? Us women aren't just on here to fulfill the fantasies of men and couples. We do actually have needs and wants of our own too.

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are also on here for their needs and wants.

Lots of women like to chat.

You’re nice and don’t get mean? Okay, that is expected surely, are you wanting praised for that?

What were you expecting when you signed up OP?

Efforts in = results out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Efforts in = bugger all most the time ..... It's like that advert on YouTube you put all your efforts into something and get nothing in return....

Sorry Queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Efforts in = bugger all most the time ..... It's like that advert on YouTube you put all your efforts into something and get nothing in return....

Sorry Queen

There are plenty of successful men on here who have made an effort and have had results. It really is all about effort.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hi all

I have signed up on this site a couple of months now.

I want to explore new things as well as meet women.

Would be really grateful for tips and advice.

Thank you

There are an awful lot of things that I would probably tweak or do completely differently if I were you OP, but I'm not. You run your profile how you want to, not worded by others.

I will ask though, is being polite and not getting nasty the best that you can do or that ladies should expect? Or is it just basic human decency? "

This. So often I see things like (not usually in so many words) "I'm not abusive, I'm owed sex!" Nope. Congratulations, you're not in the bottom 20% of Fab! That doesn't win prizes.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I would also say it would put some people off having pics of women, unless you are a couple and yes those tattoos could identify these women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Efforts in = bugger all most the time ..... It's like that advert on YouTube you put all your efforts into something and get nothing in return....

Sorry Queen

There are plenty of successful men on here who have made an effort and have had results. It really is all about effort. "

To me it's just luck, other men have it easier because they fit into most women's criteria.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Efforts in = bugger all most the time ..... It's like that advert on YouTube you put all your efforts into something and get nothing in return....

Sorry Queen

There are plenty of successful men on here who have made an effort and have had results. It really is all about effort. "

Effort plus attraction. I don't want anyone to think that x amount of work means they get a shag. But a lack of effort is strongly connected to not getting what you want.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Efforts in = bugger all most the time ..... It's like that advert on YouTube you put all your efforts into something and get nothing in return....

Sorry Queen

There are plenty of successful men on here who have made an effort and have had results. It really is all about effort.

To me it's just luck, other men have it easier because they fit into most women's criteria."

So find ones who want you and/or work on yourself.

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

And visa versa

When have girls pretended to be men??"

Girls pretending to be men and men pretending to be girl sounds like a fun party theme to me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

And visa versa

When have girls pretended to be men??"

Tuesdays. Always Tuesdays.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

And visa versa

When have girls pretended to be men??

Tuesdays. Always Tuesdays.....

Then you'll grumble about it 2 days later

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

And visa versa

When have girls pretended to be men??

Tuesdays. Always Tuesdays.....

Then you'll grumble about it 2 days later

My grumbles are mainly work based at the moment.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

And visa versa

When have girls pretended to be men??

Tuesdays. Always Tuesdays.....

Then you'll grumble about it 2 days later

My grumbles are mainly work based at the moment.

I hadn't noticed this trend

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

"Efforts in = bugger all most the time ..... It's like that advert on YouTube you put all your efforts into something and get nothing in return....

Sorry Queen

Yes, unfortunately it doesn't always equate !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Efforts in = bugger all most the time ..... It's like that advert on YouTube you put all your efforts into something and get nothing in return....

Sorry Queen

There are plenty of successful men on here who have made an effort and have had results. It really is all about effort.

To me it's just luck, other men have it easier because they fit into most women's criteria.

So find ones who want you and/or work on yourself. "
the only option is to work on my self.... Where I'm from I'm fairly certain there's no women that want me haha. ... I reckon I'm the most blocked/ignored guy in the north east. Must of read every profile , messaged every woman with a unique approach to every single one and altered my profile that many times haha ...I'm going to a club next week ... Not for sex but just to get to know people and see how that works.

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

"Hi all

I have signed up on this site a couple of months now.

I want to explore new things as well as meet women.

Would be really grateful for tips and advice.

Thank you"

Unfortunately OP, the real world is generally run by men but the online world of these types of sites are 100% run by women !!! They make the rules and the hoops we have to jump through

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Efforts in = bugger all most the time ..... It's like that advert on YouTube you put all your efforts into something and get nothing in return....

Sorry Queen

There are plenty of successful men on here who have made an effort and have had results. It really is all about effort.

To me it's just luck, other men have it easier because they fit into most women's criteria."

Prey tell exactly what criteria I fit into? Bugger all to do with luck. Lots to do with hard work and effort.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Soon you may discover that a lot of the 'girls' are men.

And visa versa

When have girls pretended to be men??

Tuesdays. Always Tuesdays.....

Then you'll grumble about it 2 days later

My grumbles are mainly work based at the moment.

I hadn't noticed this trend

I'll PM you so you don't miss it.

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

The women on the site mostly want guys under 45 who look and smell like the guys in fragrance adverts on tv, who are single, REALLY SINGLE ! Once you go over that criteria you've got a slim chance of meeting anyone from the site, just look at the ages of the people on their veris before you message them, that'll give you some idea as to your chances of a reply at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all

I have signed up on this site a couple of months now.

I want to explore new things as well as meet women.

Would be really grateful for tips and advice.

Thank you

Unfortunately OP, the real world is generally run by men but the online world of these types of sites are 100% run by women !!! They make the rules and the hoops we have to jump through

You have to jump through? You don’t *need* to jump through hoops at all.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hi all

I have signed up on this site a couple of months now.

I want to explore new things as well as meet women.

Would be really grateful for tips and advice.

Thank you

Unfortunately OP, the real world is generally run by men but the online world of these types of sites are 100% run by women !!! They make the rules and the hoops we have to jump through

You have to jump through? You don’t *need* to jump through hoops at all. "

It's not compulsory to meet anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The women on the site mostly want guys under 45 who look and smell like the guys in fragrance adverts on tv, who are single, REALLY SINGLE ! Once you go over that criteria you've got a slim chance of meeting anyone from the site, just look at the ages of the people on their veris before you message them, that'll give you some idea as to your chances of a reply at least."

What fragrance men would that be? I haven’t met anyone who looks like a frangrance model from TV

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If believing that helps you, have at it.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Nice buttocks

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Ahemcoughthatsbollocks.

I could provide proof if you like.

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

If believing that helps you, have at it. "

And if not believing that helps you, Likewise

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If believing that helps you, have at it.

And if not believing that helps you, Likewise

The vast majority of my meets don't meet that description, and saying people are unattainable seems self defeating?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

If believing that helps you, have at it.

And if not believing that helps you, Likewise

It's really not true though. Would you like my proof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all

I have signed up on this site a couple of months now.

I want to explore new things as well as meet women.

Would be really grateful for tips and advice.

Thank you"

Its plain and simple if a woman is interested if not its better for a woman just to delete as saying no thanks gets you hassle and sometimes abuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

38 cock pics is key different angles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pics instantly put me off, I haven't even bothered reading the text.

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