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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

The person above is out drinking heavily all weekend and a police cell is being reserved.

The big question is, what are the police charges going to say ?

Curly wurly for the funniest arrest charge suggestion

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

You miserable sods ! Lol

Do I look to innocent to be arrested for doing something stupid ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny dipping in a public pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umbrella theft

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Caught shitting into a McDonalds bag held open by his best mate....in a public place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caught shitting into a McDonalds bag held open by his best mate....in a public place

"

Ah my twenties

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Caught shitting into a McDonalds bag held open by his best mate....in a public place

Ah my twenties "

Indeed lol smiling intensely here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?"

Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?

Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch "

Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?

Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch

Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt) "

Chasing goats with a bamboo cane ? You would need intoxication to imagine that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?

Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch

Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt)

Chasing goats with a bamboo cane ? You would need intoxication to imagine that one "

Or a slightly weird load of friends who decided to shout that through to the lounge where I'm forum posting lol I did ask for it. I wanted a weird crime that somebody would get arrested for

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?

Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch

Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt)

Chasing goats with a bamboo cane ? You would need intoxication to imagine that one

Or a slightly weird load of friends who decided to shout that through to the lounge where I'm forum posting lol I did ask for it. I wanted a weird crime that somebody would get arrested for "

Waking up with a hangover in the wolf enclosure at bristol zoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?

Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch

Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt)

Chasing goats with a bamboo cane ? You would need intoxication to imagine that one

Or a slightly weird load of friends who decided to shout that through to the lounge where I'm forum posting lol I did ask for it. I wanted a weird crime that somebody would get arrested for

Waking up with a hangover in the wolf enclosure at bristol zoo"

I don’t think one would live long enough in a wolf enclosure, to be arrested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beating, as in hitting with a bamboo cane ?

Ah you have deleted the beating goats with a bamboo cane while farmers watch

Aye it was meant to be chasing but I'm slightly intoxicated, d*unk forum posting should not be in my repertoire (think that's how its spelt)

Chasing goats with a bamboo cane ? You would need intoxication to imagine that one

Or a slightly weird load of friends who decided to shout that through to the lounge where I'm forum posting lol I did ask for it. I wanted a weird crime that somebody would get arrested for

Waking up with a hangover in the wolf enclosure at bristol zoo

I don’t think one would live long enough in a wolf enclosure, to be arrested "

Probably not! Even domesticated wolves never truly drop their wild side. Depending on the size of the pack. I think you're right though

Oh and public nudity on the open top of a tourist bus

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

cycling the wrong way down a one way street on a unicycle while loudly proclaiming they were the king of heavy metal..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cycling the wrong way down a one way street on a unicycle while loudly proclaiming they were the king of heavy metal.."

Where you out with our group last week? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny dipping in a puddle outside the local church.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brazen wantoness in a moving carriage upon the Queens highway and worrying pigeons.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Strapping a dildo to the head of a Great Dane and trying to sell it to the local zoo as a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strapping a dildo to the head of a Great Dane and trying to sell it to the local zoo as a unicorn "
guilty as charged m,lud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sliding naked down a bannister in Whetherspoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sliding naked down a bannister in Whetherspoons "

She was brandishing her nipples in a threatening manner because someone jumped her in the queue at Costa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sliding naked down a bannister in Whetherspoons

She was brandishing her nipples in a threatening manner because someone jumped her in the queue at Costa "

His zipper was down and he had no pants on, a dog thought he had a tasty sausage and he had to kick it to get it to stop. Now he's being done for cruelty to animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sliding naked down a bannister in Whetherspoons

She was brandishing her nipples in a threatening manner because someone jumped her in the queue at Costa

His zipper was down and he had no pants on, a dog thought he had a tasty sausage and he had to kick it to get it to stop. Now he's being done for cruelty to animals. "
taking a bus driver without consent to steal his red tie collection

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Found horizontally pole dancing on the noon day gun .. singing she bangs at the top of her voice... badly

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Found horizontally pole dancing on the noon day gun .. singing she bangs at the top of her voice... badly"

Running naked up and down outside the cinema during the premier of "free willy 3" shouting "how about this for a free willy" !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeing in the pool......actually peeing in 7 pools in space of ten minutes whilst wielding a foam sword and wearing a pirate hat declaring "this is my pool, this is my pool"

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