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"I don't eat bacon so I'm good. *loses 5x manpoints" Ya reckon only 5 get ya coat the door is that way  | |||
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"Have some chips and maltesers  "Chips at breakfast now way  | |||
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"No bacon? Extra sausage then x "Looks like it  | |||
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"I have- come round! Cali is here too!" That's just teasing now you know I can't  | |||
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"I've got bacon" Piss off rodg | |||
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"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead?" Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy | |||
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"I have- come round! Cali is here too! That's just teasing now you know I can't "But now you cant say I didn't offer! | |||
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"I've got bacon" Is it gently sizzling away in the pan, sending waves of bacony aroma around the kitchen? | |||
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"I have- come round! Cali is here too! That's just teasing now you know I can't "It's ok.. I'll have your share | |||
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"I don't eat bacon so I'm good. *loses 5x manpoints" Win 10× manpoints. Bacon is  | |||
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"You'll make a shit husband. How can you forget bacon for the weekend breakfast?? " I've had 2 wives this week thankfully they weren't mine | |||
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"I have- come round! Cali is here too! That's just teasing now you know I can't
But now you cant say I didn't offer!"Smartarse | |||
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"I don't eat bacon so I'm good. *loses 5x manpoints Ya reckon only 5 get ya coat the door is that way "*quietly closes the door and leaves the thread...... | |||
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"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead? Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy "Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him. | |||
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"I have- come round! Cali is here too! That's just teasing now you know I can't
It's ok.. I'll have your share "Pffft. | |||
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"You'll make a shit husband. How can you forget bacon for the weekend breakfast?? I've had 2 wives this week thankfully they weren't mine "They couldn't get away quick enough when they found out you can't remember the bacon. | |||
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"I don't eat bacon so I'm good. *loses 5x manpoints Win 10× manpoints. Bacon is "Gizza a snog | |||
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"I have- come round! Cali is here too! That's just teasing now you know I can't
But now you cant say I didn't offer!
Smartarse "Nice odd shaped ball- I need one for pictures- just lob it my way? | |||
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"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead? Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy
Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him."There's a mini me in the next room have you tried getting them off the ps4  | |||
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"Bacon egg and mushroom baguette With black pepper mmmmmm" Biatch | |||
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"I've got bacon Is it gently sizzling away in the pan, sending waves of bacony aroma around the kitchen?" yup mmmmmmm that unique tempting mouth watering aroma | |||
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"I have- come round! Cali is here too! That's just teasing now you know I can't
But now you cant say I didn't offer!
Smartarse
Nice odd shaped ball- I need one for pictures- just lob it my way?" | |||
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"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead? Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy
Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him.
There's a mini me in the next room have you tried getting them off the ps4 "The days of child labour are well and truly over. I bet he'll be happy you went to the shop to get bacon though. | |||
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"I’ve got a shit ton of bacon here pp, I’m not eating it though as I am veggie for lent, got my Linda McCartney’s on today
Danish x"Now that's just cruelty. | |||
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"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead? Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy
Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him.
There's a mini me in the next room have you tried getting them off the ps4
The days of child labour are well and truly over.
I bet he'll be happy you went to the shop to get bacon though."It's him that asked in the first place. | |||
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"I gave up meat to save the planet.I hate bacon because it smells so dam good. "It's an addictive aroma | |||
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"Makes for lonely eggs!" Stop making me feel guilty | |||
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"I have microwave sausages and I have eggs x " Those walls ones are nice | |||
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"Makes for lonely eggs! Stop making me feel guilty "And quite a sad toast! | |||
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"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead? Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy
Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him.
There's a mini me in the next room have you tried getting them off the ps4
The days of child labour are well and truly over.
I bet he'll be happy you went to the shop to get bacon though.
It's him that asked in the first place."Well then what are you waiting for? No decent parent would deprive their child of bacon PP. *thanks the Lord the kid she's looking after doesn't eat bacon * | |||
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"Makes for lonely eggs! Stop making me feel guilty
And quite a sad toast!"You know you're a twat don't you | |||
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"I don't eat bacon so I'm good. *loses 5x manpoints Win 10× manpoints. Bacon is "I like the smell of bacon cooking, just can't eat it. Then again I like the smell of a tar roof and freshly cut grass but I wouldn't eat them either. | |||
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"Morning PP! Gutted for you, what are you going to have instead? Well I could get dressed and go to the asda but I'm comfy
Look out of your bedroom window and catch a passing boy. Throw him a bag of coins and ask him to run to the shop and bring back the tastiest bacon he can find, and there'll be a pound in it for him.
There's a mini me in the next room have you tried getting them off the ps4
The days of child labour are well and truly over.
I bet he'll be happy you went to the shop to get bacon though.
It's him that asked in the first place.
Well then what are you waiting for?
No decent parent would deprive their child of bacon PP.
*thanks the Lord the kid she's looking after doesn't eat bacon *"Lucky you | |||
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"F U N E X? S , V F X F U N E M? S , V F M L F M + X "I don't have an enigma machine | |||
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"I don't eat bacon so I'm good. *loses 5x manpoints Win 10× manpoints. Bacon is
I like the smell of bacon cooking, just can't eat it.
Then again I like the smell of a tar roof and freshly cut grass but I wouldn't eat them either. "Fair point | |||
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"F U N E X? S , V F X F U N E M? S , V F M L F M + X "Two Ronnies. Comedy gold.  | |||
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"Makes for lonely eggs! Stop making me feel guilty
And quite a sad toast!
You know you're a twat don't you "Beans are rioting in anger! | |||
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I don't have an enigma machine "Do you have any eggs? Yes, we have eggs. Do you have any ham? Yes, we have ham. I'll have ham and eggs. | |||
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"F U N E X? S , V F X F U N E M? S , V F M L F M + X
I don't have an enigma machine
Do you have any eggs?
Yes, we have eggs.
Do you have any ham?
Yes, we have ham.
I'll have ham and eggs.
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"PP I've just had bacon sausage egg tomato hash browns Black pudding and toast I've got some bacon left if you want it "Hash browns? I love hash browns | |||
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"Who else has bacon "Oh MB! I was so happy for a moment. I thought Private Parts was back posting again.
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"Who else has bacon
Oh MB! I was so happy for a moment. I thought Private Parts was back posting again.
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"Who else has bacon
Oh MB! I was so happy for a moment. I thought Private Parts was back posting again.
J"Spoke to him today Julie, he’s okay | |||
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"Who else has bacon
Oh MB! I was so happy for a moment. I thought Private Parts was back posting again.
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"Who else has bacon
Oh MB! I was so happy for a moment. I thought Private Parts was back posting again.
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Spoke to him today Julie, he’s okay " | |||
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"Who else has bacon
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Spoke to him today Julie, he’s okay "Awesome news. I miss him | |||
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"Who else has bacon
Oh MB! I was so happy for a moment. I thought Private Parts was back posting again.
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Spoke to him today Julie, he’s okay "That's lovely news! Thanks Cookie
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