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By *teve0151300 OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

What u call a three legged donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What u call a three legged donkey"

Christian Benteke?

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By *teve0151300 OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Wonkey

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By *teve0151300 OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

How you know when an Essex girl has had an orgasm

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How you know when an Essex girl has had an orgasm"

She drops her chips??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a kangeroot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is like playing Bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a kangeroot? "

A Scotsman locked in a cupboard!

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

A man says to his wife, "I think we need to spice up our sex life, how about a bit of r@pe fantasy role play..."

She says "fuck off, I'm not doing that you dirty bastard..."

Husband says "That's the spirit!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you do with a elephant with three balls... Take it for walk pitch to the rhino

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What do you say when you see 6 elephants coming over the hill??...... oh look there's 6 elephants coming over the hill!!!

What do you say when you see 6 elephants coming over the hill with sun glasses on??...... nothing cos you don't recognise them !!!

What do you DO when you see 6 elephants coming over the hill???... swim like fuck !!!!

Please say if you like

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I watched Bohemian Rhapsody on DVD but I think it was bootleg filmed in a cinema

Cos I saw a little silhouette of a man

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

"What is a kangeroot?

A Scotsman locked in a cupboard!"

My fav variation on this joke is by Angelos Epithemiou...

What is the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?

One is an Australian marsupial and the other is a Geordie fella what's stuck in a lift!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a kangeroot?

A Scotsman locked in a cupboard!

My fav variation on this joke is by Angelos Epithemiou...

What is the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?

One is an Australian marsupial and the other is a Geordie fella what's stuck in a lift!"

Prefer your version..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does an angry horse eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched Bohemian Rhapsody on DVD but I think it was bootleg filmed in a cinema

Cos I saw a little silhouette of a man"

pmsl

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Solicitor: so just to be clear, you want to divorce Minnie because she is 'extremely silly'?

Mickey: No, it's because she was fucking Goofy!

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