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"strips off and gets out the body wash " hope its nice body wash | |||
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"to wash my back in the shower Just your back? " Thats for starters | |||
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"again mrsA, ok then ill take one for the team lol" Oh so kind of you mr b | |||
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"Ill do yours if you do mine " I would but this is all about ME lmao | |||
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"i've got my loofah handy should need exfoliating... " Is that your "special" name for it? | |||
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"i've got my loofah handy should need exfoliating... " Oh now thats an offer I canny refuse | |||
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"to wash my back in the shower " i will shave it for you :P | |||
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"to wash my back in the shower i will shave it for you :P " aww sam to late shaved already | |||
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"to wash my back in the shower i will shave it for you :P aww sam to late shaved already " story of my life you naughty minx | |||
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"to wash my back in the shower i will shave it for you :P aww sam to late shaved already story of my life you naughty minx " what me im an angel | |||
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"i've got my loofah handy should need exfoliating... Oh now thats an offer I canny refuse according to the packaging it promises to stimulate your circulatory system and leave your skin soft and glowing... " Ok lets try it | |||
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"to wash my back in the shower i will shave it for you :P aww sam to late shaved already story of my life you naughty minx what me im an angel " hells angel maybe :P | |||
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"i've got my loofah handy should need exfoliating... Oh now thats an offer I canny refuse according to the packaging it promises to stimulate your circulatory system and leave your skin soft and glowing... Ok lets try it " ... brb - just checking the Aer Fungus flight schedule! | |||
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"Get in me bath instead xx" ffs saopy your had the same water for ever and a day xx | |||
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"make it nice and hot and it might sweat my manflu away" oh it was very hot | |||
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"dissapointed no one turn up, you bunch off time waters " apologies... the jobsworths at checkin turned my back for carrying more that 100ml of fluids... and when i put it in a suitable bag, security just escorted me from the premises!!! | |||
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"dissapointed no one turn up, you bunch off time waters apologies... the jobsworths at checkin turned my back for carrying more that 100ml of fluids... and when i put it in a suitable bag, security just escorted me from the premises!!! " your only hours late in letting me know, but its ok at least you didnt say the dog was looking fed | |||
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"dissapointed no one turn up, you bunch off time waters apologies... the jobsworths at checkin turned my back for carrying more that 100ml of fluids... and when i put it in a suitable bag, security just escorted me from the premises!!! your only hours late in letting me know, but its ok at least you didnt say the dog was looking fed " sorry - i live in the sticks so its taken ages to get back from the airport and get back connected to t'interweb!! | |||
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"dissapointed no one turn up, you bunch off time waters apologies... the jobsworths at checkin turned my back for carrying more that 100ml of fluids... and when i put it in a suitable bag, security just escorted me from the premises!!! your only hours late in letting me know, but its ok at least you didnt say the dog was looking fed sorry - i live in the sticks so its taken ages to get back from the airport and get back connected to t'interweb!! " I dont want a stick i want a log | |||
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"I hope you've not been in the shower all this time, I'd have gone wrinkly if I'd been in the water that long.. " Omg no have been out for ages, dont want to be wrinkly before my time | |||
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"I dont want a stick i want a log " ! if only i knew you well enough to pick the response to that line which causes most mirth/least offence!!!!!! | |||
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"I dont want a stick i want a log ! if only i knew you well enough to pick the response to that line which causes most mirth/least offence!!!!!! " | |||
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"I hope you've not been in the shower all this time, I'd have gone wrinkly if I'd been in the water that long.. Omg no have been out for ages, dont want to be wrinkly before my time " Warmed towels and oil for your massage after..?? | |||
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"I hope you've not been in the shower all this time, I'd have gone wrinkly if I'd been in the water that long.. Omg no have been out for ages, dont want to be wrinkly before my time Warmed towels and oil for your massage after..?? " now we are talking | |||
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"It's the law... , I'm sure its part of the human rights act, those European laws do have uses... Might I suggest bergamot.. my personal preference.. " not sure what bergamont is, but i'll trust your judgement (for now) | |||
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"It's from a trees fruit, its a citrussy smell, with a little floral aroma as well, its very nice,... " SOUNDS GOOD | |||
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"It's the law... , I'm sure its part of the human rights act, those European laws do have uses... Might I suggest bergamot.. my personal preference.. not sure what bergamont is, but i'll trust your judgement (for now) " Oil from the Bergamot orange, grown also in the South of France, is a common component in the perfume industry...;-) | |||
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"I volunteer to gag ye when ye start singing (really mean screeeeeeeching)... And I'll take Mr off your hands too xxxxxxxx " Oi I have a lovely singing voice and I never screech As for Mr A you can take him anytime | |||
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