FabSwingers.com forum: How to succeed on Fab.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In 10 easy steps.

1. Be what you say you are.

2. Be hygienic

3. Sleep well

4. Eat well

5. Hydrate yourself

6. Have Home PC/Phone

7. Decent communication skills

8. Get acquainted with Google maps

9. Be resilient

10.Have a good profile

Now you are all set and ready to go and you will not fail.

Disclaimer: This poster is not liable for any dry cleaning, intoxication,public exposure, financial loss or pyschiatric issues that may arise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only got 2 and 8. What do I win?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks OP

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If you have anything to add feel free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only got 2 and 8. What do I win?"
You are a work in progress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you have condoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make sure you have condoms

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Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wing man too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

All ten? That's a lot of work for some dicking/vaging. Couldn't you have condensed it into three easy steps? Three is feasible. Ten is exhausting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You missed don't be a dick.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

If only it was that easy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about?

1. Fuck on 1st dates.

2. Dad owns a brewery.

3. Yes you can feel my tits.

4. I'll even show them to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or :

1. Have vagina

The end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message the right people,its that simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No shaving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fail on all points except number 9.

I'm very resilient due to being 100% asbestos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a wing man too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about?

1. Fuck on 1st dates.

2. Dad owns a brewery.

3. Yes you can feel my tits.

4. I'll even show them to you."

I sang that in a thread earlier...Kevin bloody Wilson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or :

1. Have vagina

The end. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All ten? That's a lot of work for some dicking/vaging. Couldn't you have condensed it into three easy steps? Three is feasible. Ten is exhausting."
Are you in this for the long haul?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or :

1. Have vagina

The end. "

You only need tits, vagina is an optional extra.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You missed don't be a dick. "
Well said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or :

1. Have vagina

The end.

You only need tits, vagina is an optional extra. "

But not man tits. They don't count...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"All ten? That's a lot of work for some dicking/vaging. Couldn't you have condensed it into three easy steps? Three is feasible. Ten is exhausting.Are you in this for the long haul?

1. Possibly.

2. I'm not sure.

3. Thinking about it.

4. I could be.

5. Is the long haul, well, long?

6. It might be.

7. If it wasn't it'd be short.

8. I do understand one thing.

9. Lists are bloody awesome.

10. Especially if you make 10 points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or :

1. Have vagina

The end.

You only need tits, vagina is an optional extra.

But not man tits. They don't count...

Boobs not moobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you have condoms

Oops!"

Fail lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or :

1. Have vagina

The end.

You only need tits, vagina is an optional extra.

But not man tits. They don't count...

My thoughts exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All ten? That's a lot of work for some dicking/vaging. Couldn't you have condensed it into three easy steps? Three is feasible. Ten is exhausting.Are you in this for the long haul?

1. Possibly.

2. I'm not sure.

3. Thinking about it.

4. I could be.

5. Is the long haul, well, long?

6. It might be.

7. If it wasn't it'd be short.

8. I do understand one thing.

9. Lists are bloody awesome.

10. Especially if you make 10 points."
2 Steps at a time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about?

1. Fuck on 1st dates.

2. Dad owns a brewery.

3. Yes you can feel my tits.

4. I'll even show them to you."
Workable and can be interchanged with previous suggestions dependent on circumstances.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No shaving? "
My suggestions are equal opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes struggle with 3. and as for 10. I suppose that's subjective

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All ten? That's a lot of work for some dicking/vaging. Couldn't you have condensed it into three easy steps? Three is feasible. Ten is exhausting.Are you in this for the long haul?

1. Possibly.

2. I'm not sure.

3. Thinking about it.

4. I could be.

5. Is the long haul, well, long?

6. It might be.

7. If it wasn't it'd be short.

8. I do understand one thing.

9. Lists are bloody awesome.

10. Especially if you make 10 points."
Thank you for excellent contribution to lists, now that is just the beginning of the long haul!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You missed don't be a dick. "

You beat me to it H.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All ten? That's a lot of work for some dicking/vaging. Couldn't you have condensed it into three easy steps? Three is feasible. Ten is exhausting."

1 don't be a douche

2 be honest

3 be safe in all aspects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You missed don't be a dick. "

Unless you’re Tame’s dick.

If you’re Tame’s dick I think you’re gonna find success finds you quite regularly.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You missed don't be a dick.

Unless you’re Tame’s dick.

If you’re Tame’s dick I think you’re gonna find success finds you quite regularly."

It's a Hell of a thing......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol"

Yep. Here's number 11 OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol

Yep. Here's number 11 OP"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about?

1. Fuck on 1st dates.

2. Dad owns a brewery.

3. Yes you can feel my tits.

4. I'll even show them to you."

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"In 10 easy steps.

1. Be what you say you are.

2. Be hygienic

3. Sleep well

4. Eat well

5. Hydrate yourself

6. Have Home PC/Phone

7. Decent communication skills

8. Get acquainted with Google maps

9. Be resilient

10.Have a good profile

Now you are all set and ready to go and you will not fail.

Disclaimer: This poster is not liable for any dry cleaning, intoxication,public exposure, financial loss or pyschiatric issues that may arise."

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