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What would James Bond do?

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Or your inner Jane Bond, I’m inclusive

Faced with the day’s difficulties and trudgery don’t you wish you could stop dealing with stuff as “you” and be the person you want to be?

My inner Bond would stride into the boss’s office this morning, give a karate chop to the side of his neck and tie his limp body to the boardroom door as a warning to others.

I’d like to think I could raise one eyebrow and make a witty comment too, before going to the canteen and asking for a vodka martini, shaken not stirred.

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or your inner Jane Bond, I’m inclusive

Faced with the day’s difficulties and trudgery don’t you wish you could stop dealing with stuff as “you” and be the person you want to be?

My inner Bond would stride into the boss’s office this morning, give a karate chop to the side of his neck and tie his limp body to the boardroom door as a warning to others.

I’d like to think I could raise one eyebrow and make a witty comment too, before going to the canteen and asking for a vodka martini, shaken not stirred.

How about you? "

Guess you don’t want to go to work today op?

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Bond is an arsehole, I’d rather be Hong Kong Phooey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Bond is a trained killer, he'd make use of his training.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Stroke my white pussy cat and say

“So mr Bond before I kill you, for breaking the neck of my secret agent. Do you have any last requests?

My shark pool is waiting

Haha haha hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d want James to get himself tested.

He’s slept with an awful lot of women and not much suggesting it was safe sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go into work, hand my notice in and then climb aboard my luxurious speed boat, salute them all with my middle finger and then get on with my work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the day to day stuff iv dealt with there would be a lot of funerals round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm faced with the days difficulties I can sometimes go into bond mode and make it all look effortless, I'm more like Austin Powers though where it's more luck if I make it out alive or not

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Or your inner Jane Bond, I’m inclusive

Faced with the day’s difficulties and trudgery don’t you wish you could stop dealing with stuff as “you” and be the person you want to be?

My inner Bond would stride into the boss’s office this morning, give a karate chop to the side of his neck and tie his limp body to the boardroom door as a warning to others.

I’d like to think I could raise one eyebrow and make a witty comment too, before going to the canteen and asking for a vodka martini, shaken not stirred.

How about you? "

Love it...still chuckling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Bond would blow stuff up, kill the bad guy and shag the girl.

There you go, just summarised pretty much every Bond film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as he’s a naval officer, he’d be doing the exact same thing as I am but, stood 3 foot in-front of me, as I’m training for a parade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Jane Bond would be hot as fuck like the women on here. She'd make some disparaging comment to a certain bloke so a big room full of people would hear her and realise what a twat he is. They'd then stare at her hot arse as she flounced off and the bloke would realise the error of his ways and apologise.

The End.

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