FabSwingers.com forum: What to call your boobs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep, one of *these* posts. My last one was your Christmas ‘hun’ name which worked out just lovely.

What should you call your boobs?

First letter of your first name;

A - saggy

B - tiny

C - big

D - massive

E - flat

F - colossal

G - juicy

H - little

I - bubbly

J - bouncy

K - perfect

L - big

M - modest

N - ample

O - super

P - mega

Q - small

R - heavy

S - monster

T - whopping

U - tremendous

V - mini

W - teeny

X - fat

Y - bitsy

Z - humble

First letter of your last name;

A - eggs

B - baps

C - peaks

D - bad boys

E - chest

F - breasts

G - udders

H - treats

I - twins

J - puppies

K - jugs

L - hooters

M - knickers

N - melons

O - millers

P - cans

Q - bust

R - skittles

S - bazookas

T - hand full

U - fun bags

V - coconuts

W - bee stings

X - tatas

Y - girls

X - grapefruits

Mine are heavy puppies. You got that right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saggy eggs lol. The first part is right x

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Mega bad boys...

*calls plastic surgeon*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mega bad boys...

*calls plastic surgeon*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Udders if you have unwanted attention......

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Monster baps! Quite appropriate really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster Knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Peaks. Uuhhmm....I think mine is wrong

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Modest Baps

I'm not impressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny or heavy hand full haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncy twins

not quite.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Handful

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Defiantely the girls..

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

bouncy eggs

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Knickers a typo for Knockers?

If so that makes much more sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is Knickers a typo for Knockers?

If so that makes much more sense

Ah shite yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saggy cans

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Sadly Whopping Baps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My GF comes out as Ample Puppies, which is quite apt.

Although tbh, I always thought they were Left Breasty Dumpling and Right Breasty Dumpling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Handful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/03/19 21:43:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy hooters lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster Udders.

That surprisingly accurate.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Larry and Thelma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncy Treats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm Perfect Bee Stings....

Not entirely accurate for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive Melons are mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm Perfect Bee Stings....

Not entirely accurate for me

They do look a bit swollen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster Peaks,sounds about right

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Hima and layers...

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Bouncy Treats...

And they are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big cans lol

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Little eggs - about as far from accurate as it's possible to be considering I'm a 38JJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collosal Handful (Fever Tree being my actual name and all that)

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

Saggy breasts.

Luckily quite the opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/03/19 23:36:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny treats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big knockers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep - I have a couple of Heavy Baps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to call hers Chesty Lumps or Zeppelins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big knickers.

How is knickers a descriptive word for boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And using the key above she would of been Monster Melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster baps!!????????

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Monster hand full

Can’t really say any more than that ...

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Well as little cans, but I already call mine (right) pinky (left) perky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"
your so cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocking! Someone nicked your thread...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

your so cool

Don’t be jealous

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Juicy bad boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your so cool

Don’t be jealous

"
im not im in awe

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Flat treats... on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive Treats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flat treats... on this one

Not flat but certainly a treat... sorry PMF...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Massive Treats

More like it!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

My norks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy Knickers

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