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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Even if they paid you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No space travel for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Care work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No space travel for me!"

Why? I'd love to go to Space. Even unpaid and a 1 way ticket! It'd be oit of this World mun!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Anything that involves heights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere that has a family mentality where the staff are all a close group.

I just want to work and go home...

It's a means to an endz

I hate obligatory Christmas parties or leaving doos

I don't like staff rooms or eating lunch together...

I like being left alone in a neutral way.

I like people who smile in the corridors. But I don't want deeper conversations.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I love care work, the pay is shit though.

Couldn't work in an abbatoir, had a smelly one round here when i was growing up and often found bits of animals near the canal or floating in it.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"Anything that involves heights!

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Yep. Being 6'4" is challenging enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working with children!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Working with dementia sufferers.

I applaud those who have the patience and compassion to do so, but that is beyond me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse jerker

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Those guys who go.down the sewers to do maintenance work and remove fatbergs and stuff. Fuck that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love care work, the pay is shit though.

Couldn't work in an abbatoir, had a smelly one round here when i was growing up and often found bits of animals near the canal or floating in it."
Why do you love care work?

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Taxidermy. ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those guys who go.down the sewers to do maintenance work and remove fatbergs and stuff. Fuck that."
The sight of those things,stomach Turner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Horse jerker"
We get your drift,hopefully upwind!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Working with children!"

Oh god, so much this.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"I love care work, the pay is shit though.

Couldn't work in an abbatoir, had a smelly one round here when i was growing up and often found bits of animals near the canal or floating in it.Why do you love care work?"

I just like looking after people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffer for a micro-penis midget amputee porn movie

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Sex work.

Anything that would hurt animals.

Anything that would go against my ethics.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I love care work, the pay is shit though.

Couldn't work in an abbatoir, had a smelly one round here when i was growing up and often found bits of animals near the canal or floating in it.Why do you love care work?

I just like looking after people."

I do voluntary work with vulnerable people, and while I'm not sure I could make a career out of it, it is enormously rewarding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children are ok.

The parents and the other teachers are the pricks.

My classes were all really well behaved thai children.

It's not like teaching in an English school where they are allowed to misbehave, disrespect the teacher and bully eachother.

If your a man working in an English school your a (* word im probably not allowed to use) untill proven innocent....

If mine were naughty I picked them up and put them in corners facing the wall. (Like that did with us)...in an English school that would be considered abusive.

No teenagers ever challenged me in Thai school. I rarely DISCAPLINED any of them. They don't act bad often and you don't need to punish them simply because they know they teachers can fight back...

They don't bother testing you. They are really polite...

Left wing England is a joke to the entire world...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

school teacher for ages 11-16 no way on earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurse/Doctor/Paramedic. So much respect for these people. I just couldn’t do it.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Children are ok.

The parents and the other teachers are the pricks.

My classes were all really well behaved thai children.

It's not like teaching in an English school where they are allowed to misbehave, disrespect the teacher and bully eachother.

If your a man working in an English school your a (* word im probably not allowed to use) untill proven innocent....

If mine were naughty I picked them up and put them in corners facing the wall. (Like that did with us)...in an English school that would be considered abusive.

No teenagers ever challenged me in Thai school. I rarely DISCAPLINED any of them. They don't act bad often and you don't need to punish them simply because they know they teachers can fight back...

They don't bother testing you. They are really polite...

Left wing England is a joke to the entire world...

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Yeah bring back the good old days where you could bash them up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even if they paid you!"
police prison officer and the forces especially the army

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Any driving job.

Any job which involves cleaning up behind anyone.

Carework of any kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any driving job.

Any job which involves cleaning up behind anyone.

Carework of any kind.

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Why no to a driving job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any that hurts animals .

Driving a bus or HGV .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any driving job.

Any job which involves cleaning up behind anyone.

Carework of any kind.

Why no to a driving job?"

Can be stressful. I love driving it's when I'm stuck in traffic that's annoying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any driving job.

Any job which involves cleaning up behind anyone.

Carework of any kind.

Why no to a driving job?

Can be stressful. I love driving it's when I'm stuck in traffic that's annoying."
Understood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab admin.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Children are ok.

The parents and the other teachers are the pricks.

My classes were all really well behaved thai children.

It's not like teaching in an English school where they are allowed to misbehave, disrespect the teacher and bully eachother.

If your a man working in an English school your a (* word im probably not allowed to use) untill proven innocent....

If mine were naughty I picked them up and put them in corners facing the wall. (Like that did with us)...in an English school that would be considered abusive.

No teenagers ever challenged me in Thai school. I rarely DISCAPLINED any of them. They don't act bad often and you don't need to punish them simply because they know they teachers can fight back...

They don't bother testing you. They are really polite...

Left wing England is a joke to the entire world...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any driving job.

Any job which involves cleaning up behind anyone.

Carework of any kind.

Why no to a driving job?

Can be stressful. I love driving it's when I'm stuck in traffic that's annoying.Understood."
Yes but when it's your job it's different because your getting paid to sit in the traffic when you're just Sat there trying to get home it's different

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"I love care work, the pay is shit though.

Couldn't work in an abbatoir, had a smelly one round here when i was growing up and often found bits of animals near the canal or floating in it.Why do you love care work?

I just like looking after people.

I do voluntary work with vulnerable people, and while I'm not sure I could make a career out of it, it is enormously rewarding. "

it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything involving smells that could make me sick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that involves hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

front line/war zone soldier...yet we all sleep safe thanks to them.

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By *REEDOMatVACouple
over a year ago

Suffolk/ Essex

[Removed by poster at 07/03/19 19:38:54]

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By *REEDOMatVACouple
over a year ago

Suffolk/ Essex

Sorry typos!

Now I'm training to be one...

A marriage counsellor.

Other counselling yes, but counselling 2 people... not sure thats within my capabilities.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Anything foul smelling.

Slaughtering animals.

Anything to do with heights.

Sitting in a stuffy office.

I don’t think I could handle palliative care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

father christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any driving job.

Any job which involves cleaning up behind anyone.

Carework of any kind.

Why no to a driving job?

Can be stressful. I love driving it's when I'm stuck in traffic that's annoying.Understood. Yes but when it's your job it's different because your getting paid to sit in the traffic when you're just Sat there trying to get home it's different"

It is my job and it's more stressful as you have targets and times to deliver. I deliver to indian restaurants and some of them i dont have the key. So if i dont deliver to them before 14.00 they're closed then until 17.00. So 15 minutes delay at 13.45 actually means a 3hr 15min delay as I'll miss my delivery time... and I don't get paid hourly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ambulance driver/attender...scene of acciddent mangled bodies ...id never sleep again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything in an office. God it’s always so boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working with children!"

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any driving job.

Any job which involves cleaning up behind anyone.

Carework of any kind.

Why no to a driving job?

Can be stressful. I love driving it's when I'm stuck in traffic that's annoying.Understood. Yes but when it's your job it's different because your getting paid to sit in the traffic when you're just Sat there trying to get home it's different

It is my job and it's more stressful as you have targets and times to deliver. I deliver to indian restaurants and some of them i dont have the key. So if i dont deliver to them before 14.00 they're closed then until 17.00. So 15 minutes delay at 13.45 actually means a 3hr 15min delay as I'll miss my delivery time... and I don't get paid hourly"
o I do understand I'm a delivery driver I do between 60 80 stops in a lorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

groom of the stool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Binman! Omg, burgling bins for a living! No, fank a yoo!!!

Checkout girl in a supermarket! Bad enough shopping in one let alone working in one! I hate people, so be as miserable as sin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trumps press secratery

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