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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many of you on here knit? I find in sexy, a woman sat there looking over her glasses whilst dropping a stich!!! Ooooooooooh knicky knacky noo! , legs crossed with a short skirt on

I'll be right back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol Knit, Crochet, Cross-Stitch, Sewing, Embroidery, Tapestry - done/do them all.

Post-Apocalypse Life Skills - along with cooking, growing food, creating pottery, carpentry and building skills - will see you through most of the tribulations thrown at us by the Universe.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Well bloody hell ... you weren't kidding ... there is a knitting thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol Knit, Crochet, Cross-Stitch, Sewing, Embroidery, Tapestry - done/do them all.

Post-Apocalypse Life Skills - along with cooking, growing food, creating pottery, carpentry and building skills - will see you through most of the tribulations thrown at us by the Universe."

Iv just fallen in love with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well bloody hell ... you weren't kidding ... there is a knitting thread"

Absobloodylutely!! I love a well knitted jumper or scarf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's a lost artform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just finished knitting a patterned cushion cover and I have a Topsy Turvy Cinderella doll to finish.

It's murder on my hands and shoulders though so I'm slow now.

I like a bit of cross stitch too.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Is this where dropping and pearl mean something in a different context?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just finished knitting a patterned cushion cover and I have a Topsy Turvy Cinderella doll to finish.

It's murder on my hands and shoulders though so I'm slow now.

I like a bit of cross stitch too."

Say "Cross stitch" again, I double dare ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a lost artform "

My girls don't knit and neither do my granddaughters. I think, once my generation goes, there will be a tiny group of people in the world left who do it as a hobby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this where dropping and pearl mean something in a different context?"

Damn you know me so well already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just finished knitting a patterned cushion cover and I have a Topsy Turvy Cinderella doll to finish.

It's murder on my hands and shoulders though so I'm slow now.

I like a bit of cross stitch too.

Say "Cross stitch" again, I double dare ya! "

How about "crochet"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a lost artform

My girls don't knit and neither do my granddaughters. I think, once my generation goes, there will be a tiny group of people in the world left who do it as a hobby."

I'm thinking of making a porn version of it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I've just finished knitting a patterned cushion cover and I have a Topsy Turvy Cinderella doll to finish.

It's murder on my hands and shoulders though so I'm slow now.

I like a bit of cross stitch too.

Say "Cross stitch" again, I double dare ya!

How about "crochet""

You get the mallets I'll find the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could knit you a willy warmer Dash. How many skeins of wool do you think I will need?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a lost artform

My girls don't knit and neither do my granddaughters. I think, once my generation goes, there will be a tiny group of people in the world left who do it as a hobby.

I'm thinking of making a porn version of it"

A group of mature ladies sat knitting,the window cleaner appears and they drag him in and shag him to death,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a lost artform

My girls don't knit and neither do my granddaughters. I think, once my generation goes, there will be a tiny group of people in the world left who do it as a hobby.

I'm thinking of making a porn version of it"

That would come BDSM I think.

I have all sizes of needles plus cable needles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t knit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t knit "

Iv gone right off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t knit

Iv gone right off you"

I love football and blow jobs though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t knit

Iv gone right off you

I love football and blow jobs though "

What a coincidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had nits at school

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i had nits at school"

Wrong word,you nit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had nits at school

Wrong word,you nit"

Nit rhymes with tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me! Dab hand with a pair of needles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i had nits at school

Wrong word,you nit

Nit rhymes with tit "

A bit of tit, I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me! Dab hand with a pair of needles! "

I'm afraid I am now in love with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me! Dab hand with a pair of needles!

I'm afraid I am now in love with you "

I don't see that as a bad thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Nan taught me to knit and crochet when I was 5. Lost interest by the time I was 10.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I mostly knit socks. Would you like me to knit you a pair OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me! Dab hand with a pair of needles! "

Have you ever put them up your nose and pretended to be insane?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not now. Knitting is becoming very popular with youngsters and there are many classes teaching both males and females. I'm actually learning to circular knit socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knitted loads of my babies' cardis, jumpers and pram sets.

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham

Well I never thought a knitting thread would appear on here! I’m a lover of all soft crafts but don’t knit much, it’s amazing what you can do with a ball of wool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I never thought a knitting thread would appear on here! I’m a lover of all soft crafts but don’t knit much, it’s amazing what you can do with a ball of wool!"

This is my new kink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s knitting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me! Dab hand with a pair of needles!

I'm afraid I am now in love with you

I don't see that as a bad thing "

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham


"Well I never thought a knitting thread would appear on here! I’m a lover of all soft crafts but don’t knit much, it’s amazing what you can do with a ball of wool!

This is my new kink"

You’ll love my wool stash then

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I was taught by a German lady to knit but haven't knitted for over 30 years now. Apparently they knit differently on the continent than we do in the uk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I never thought a knitting thread would appear on here! I’m a lover of all soft crafts but don’t knit much, it’s amazing what you can do with a ball of wool!

This is my new kink

You’ll love my wool stash then "

You need to put a ball of wool as your avatar, haha

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham


"Well I never thought a knitting thread would appear on here! I’m a lover of all soft crafts but don’t knit much, it’s amazing what you can do with a ball of wool!

This is my new kink

You’ll love my wool stash then

You need to put a ball of wool as your avatar, haha"

Not quite sure where I’d put it!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I was taught by a German lady to knit but haven't knitted for over 30 years now. Apparently they knit differently on the continent than we do in the uk"

They do!!!!

In continental knitting the wool is held in a particular way and kind of "picked" so there is not much movement. In English knitting we use a "throwing" action to wrap the wool around the needles and there is more hand movements.

You can look up both styles on you tube if you want to learn how to knit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was taught by a German lady to knit but haven't knitted for over 30 years now. Apparently they knit differently on the continent than we do in the uk

They do!!!!

In continental knitting the wool is held in a particular way and kind of "picked" so there is not much movement. In English knitting we use a "throwing" action to wrap the wool around the needles and there is more hand movements.

You can look up both styles on you tube if you want to learn how to knit "

I'm learning so much today

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I was taught by a German lady to knit but haven't knitted for over 30 years now. Apparently they knit differently on the continent than we do in the uk

They do!!!!

In continental knitting the wool is held in a particular way and kind of "picked" so there is not much movement. In English knitting we use a "throwing" action to wrap the wool around the needles and there is more hand movements.

You can look up both styles on you tube if you want to learn how to knit

I'm learning so much today"

I've got plenty of spare needles and yarn if you want to learn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was taught by a German lady to knit but haven't knitted for over 30 years now. Apparently they knit differently on the continent than we do in the uk

They do!!!!

In continental knitting the wool is held in a particular way and kind of "picked" so there is not much movement. In English knitting we use a "throwing" action to wrap the wool around the needles and there is more hand movements.

You can look up both styles on you tube if you want to learn how to knit

I'm learning so much today

I've got plenty of spare needles and yarn if you want to learn "

Was watching my mother at weekend, she sits there knitting away, not even looking at it whilst chatting away to us all, amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play with your balls? ......of wool?

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I was taught by a German lady to knit but haven't knitted for over 30 years now. Apparently they knit differently on the continent than we do in the uk

They do!!!!

In continental knitting the wool is held in a particular way and kind of "picked" so there is not much movement. In English knitting we use a "throwing" action to wrap the wool around the needles and there is more hand movements.

You can look up both styles on you tube if you want to learn how to knit

I'm learning so much today

I've got plenty of spare needles and yarn if you want to learn

Was watching my mother at weekend, she sits there knitting away, not even looking at it whilst chatting away to us all, amazing"

That's because it just becomes second nature after a while and you don't need to think about what your hands are doing. A bit like driving - when you are first learning you are consciously thinking about what your hands and feet are doing but after a while it becomes automatic to you and you can just do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I never thought a knitting thread would appear on here! I’m a lover of all soft crafts but don’t knit much, it’s amazing what you can do with a ball of wool!

This is my new kink

You’ll love my wool stash then

You need to put a ball of wool as your avatar, haha"

Suggest it as the next weekend challenge?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me! Dab hand with a pair of needles!

Have you ever put them up your nose and pretended to be insane?"

I can't say I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me! Dab hand with a pair of needles!

Have you ever put them up your nose and pretended to be insane?

I can't say I have "

You are so hot

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I loved knitting but having to Hoover up all the dropped stitches afterwards was a real pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was taught by a German lady to knit but haven't knitted for over 30 years now. Apparently they knit differently on the continent than we do in the uk

They do!!!!

In continental knitting the wool is held in a particular way and kind of "picked" so there is not much movement. In English knitting we use a "throwing" action to wrap the wool around the needles and there is more hand movements.

You can look up both styles on you tube if you want to learn how to knit

I'm learning so much today

I've got plenty of spare needles and yarn if you want to learn

Was watching my mother at weekend, she sits there knitting away, not even looking at it whilst chatting away to us all, amazing

That's because it just becomes second nature after a while and you don't need to think about what your hands are doing. A bit like driving - when you are first learning you are consciously thinking about what your hands and feet are doing but after a while it becomes automatic to you and you can just do it!"

Don't knit and drive!!!!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I was taught by a German lady to knit but haven't knitted for over 30 years now. Apparently they knit differently on the continent than we do in the uk

They do!!!!

In continental knitting the wool is held in a particular way and kind of "picked" so there is not much movement. In English knitting we use a "throwing" action to wrap the wool around the needles and there is more hand movements.

You can look up both styles on you tube if you want to learn how to knit

I'm learning so much today

I've got plenty of spare needles and yarn if you want to learn

Was watching my mother at weekend, she sits there knitting away, not even looking at it whilst chatting away to us all, amazing

That's because it just becomes second nature after a while and you don't need to think about what your hands are doing. A bit like driving - when you are first learning you are consciously thinking about what your hands and feet are doing but after a while it becomes automatic to you and you can just do it!

Don't knit and drive!!!! "

I do keep an emergency knitting project in the car though, just for those times when you are unexpectedly delayed or you forget to pick your knitting up and you are going to be sitting in a waiting room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find knitting relaxing. I’ve been knitting little hats for the babies in SCBU as they had a shortage of supplies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum taught me to knit and I was pretty good at it. A few years ago my friend persuaded me to join a knitting & natter group;it was worse than the WI which I had also tried on recommendation.

I used to make a lot of bobbles:

(K1. yfwd) 3 times. K1] all in next st. Turn. P7. Turn. Sl1. K1. psso. K3. K2tog. Turn. P2tog. P1. P2togtbl. Turn. Sl1. K2tog. psso, simples.... bobble made.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I can't knit, my mum tried to teach me, I can do a pretty good scarf but reading patterns, no chance.

I am great at embroidery though, my nana taught me that.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Knit and crochet. Got a special baby due this year so knitting a blanket and a Teddy bear for them (not mine lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Knit, crochet, spinning on a spinning wheel, spinning with a drop spindle, oh and my newest passion is bobbin lace.......if it involves thread of some kind I tend to enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love knitting although I’m not the fastest find it very relaxing, have a jumper on the go for my niece but at the moment every time I pick it up I end up with one of my cats on my lap wanting attention so end up stopping!

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth


"Love knitting although I’m not the fastest find it very relaxing, have a jumper on the go for my niece but at the moment every time I pick it up I end up with one of my cats on my lap wanting attention so end up stopping! "

Cat are a pain! I was spinning with my Turkish drop spindle the other day and my oldest moggie decided it was actually a toy for her, had to put it down after she batted it out of my hands for the 4th time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I see nobody latched on to my joke

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I can knit a bit, cross stitch, tapestry, embroidery etc.

Would like to learn to crochet

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I can knit and crochet

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I can knit and crochet "

I want to make myself a granny square blanket x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can knit a bit, cross stitch, tapestry, embroidery etc.

Would like to learn to crochet "

Can you ride a horse?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I can knit and crochet

I want to make myself a granny square blanket x"

That would be lovely

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I can knit a bit, cross stitch, tapestry, embroidery etc.

Would like to learn to crochet

Can you ride a horse? "

Not ridden a horse in years!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can knit a bit, cross stitch, tapestry, embroidery etc.

Would like to learn to crochet

Can you ride a horse?

Not ridden a horse in years!"

Why do you want to play crochet then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can knit a bit, cross stitch, tapestry, embroidery etc.

Would like to learn to crochet

Can you ride a horse?

Not ridden a horse in years!

Why do you want to play crochet then? "

Fuck me, I'm going daft!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I can knit a bit, cross stitch, tapestry, embroidery etc.

Would like to learn to crochet

Can you ride a horse?

Not ridden a horse in years!

Why do you want to play crochet then?

Fuck me, I'm going daft!! "

You already are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best crochet teacher online is Mikey Sellick - he has a 24-step beginner's course set up with a Channel Islands supplies company - check out his channel known as "The Crochet Crowd".

You sign up for the course with your email address, then a video tutorial is sent to you every few days, to take you from utter novice to Advanced Beginner - at your own pace.

He's an Ex-Trucker based in Nova Scotia, very funny and uses the american terminology for the stitches - but seriously a brilliant teacher.

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

I knit a lot. Its super relaxing after a long day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knit and sew and learning to crochet but that’s not going to well at the moment

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here"

I see what you did there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here

I see what you did there... "

No on else did

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here

I see what you did there...

No on else did "

You're wasted here fella.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here

I see what you did there...

No on else did

You're wasted here fella..... "

Stop encouraging him, he’ll leave to take up knitting

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here

I see what you did there...

No on else did "

They did, but they were too needled to comment...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here

I see what you did there...

No on else did

They did, but they were too needled to comment..."

Oooh dear me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here

I see what you did there...

No on else did

They did, but they were too needled to comment..."

That's a needles comment to make.

*spelling police can fuck off. That was deliberate.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here

I see what you did there...

No on else did

They did, but they were too needled to comment...

That's a needles comment to make.

*spelling police can fuck off. That was deliberate. "

Purls of wisdom?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here

I see what you did there...

No on else did

They did, but they were too needled to comment...

That's a needles comment to make.

*spelling police can fuck off. That was deliberate.

Purls of wisdom?..."

That's a good yarn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here

I see what you did there...

No on else did "

Ha ha loving this thread

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Lovely posts ladies, there seems to be a pattern emerging here

I see what you did there...

No on else did

Ha ha loving this thread "

It's all soft and wooly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was taught to knit as a child by mum however she's a lefty and I'm not, never been able to get to grips with it as an adult, she now has dementia and cannot show me.

I do however love to crochet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's a good "thread"

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It's a good "thread" "

You've certainly spun it out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a good "thread"

You've certainly spun it out.... "

Oh bloody hell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it"

I will knot Google it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it! "

O dear o dear o dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear"

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!? "

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far....."

Shiiiiiit here I go again. My cheeks can't take much more of this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knit but badly. I make dog jumpers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far....."

Bravo for that one

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one "

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it...."

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine "

Don't ewe start

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I can sew and make woolly bobbles

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine

Don't ewe start "

Alpaca me coat.......

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine

Don't ewe start

Alpaca me coat....... "

Darn it, Stingly...please stay...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine

Don't ewe start

Alpaca me coat.......

Darn it, Stingly...please stay... "

Well I'd hate to see the thread unravel.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine

Don't ewe start

Alpaca me coat.......

Darn it, Stingly...please stay...

Well I'd hate to see the thread unravel.......

"

It would wool of the worlds if you left now...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine

Don't ewe start

Alpaca me coat.......

Darn it, Stingly...please stay...

Well I'd hate to see the thread unravel.......

It would wool of the worlds if you left now..."

I would have replied sooner but I was watching my favourite sci do film.

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Jumper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine

Don't ewe start

Alpaca me coat.......

Darn it, Stingly...please stay...

Well I'd hate to see the thread unravel.......

It would wool of the worlds if you left now...

I would have replied sooner but I was watching my favourite sci do film.

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Jumper"

I prefer this film

https://youtu.be/B6uuIHpFkuo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine

Don't ewe start

Alpaca me coat.......

Darn it, Stingly...please stay...

Well I'd hate to see the thread unravel.......

It would wool of the worlds if you left now...

I would have replied sooner but I was watching my favourite sci do film.

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Jumper"

How did the jumper unravel Dash

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine

Don't ewe start

Alpaca me coat.......

Darn it, Stingly...please stay...

Well I'd hate to see the thread unravel.......

It would wool of the worlds if you left now...

I would have replied sooner but I was watching my favourite sci do film.

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Jumper

How did the jumper unravel Dash "

Iv just watched a cartoon called purl, its about a ball of wool in the financial world..... Lot better film ths than stingly's

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine

Don't ewe start

Alpaca me coat.......

Darn it, Stingly...please stay...

Well I'd hate to see the thread unravel.......

It would wool of the worlds if you left now...

I would have replied sooner but I was watching my favourite sci do film.

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Jumper

How did the jumper unravel Dash

Iv just watched a cartoon called purl, its about a ball of wool in the financial world..... Lot better film ths than stingly's"

I'd love to stay and chat but I've got a long drive to Wales today.

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Cardigan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to Woolwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to Woolwich "

It's going to be a ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, round, through, and off.

I never could get the first row started so my mum did it for me

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"In, round, through, and off.

I never could get the first row started so my mum did it for me "

I'm knot good at knitting, either...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm going to Woolwich

It's going to be a ball"

I'm getting some "pick n mix" for the journey from Woolworths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In, round, through, and off.

I never could get the first row started so my mum did it for me "

I recently started knitting again and forgot how to cast on and off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It certainly does get under your skein

Google it

I will knot Google it!

O dear o dear o dear

I am cracking up here fellas! Get a room already. Hang on... is this lamp post pissing or some sort of knitting turf war!?

I don't know what the Worsted post is so far.....

Bravo for that one

I felt a bit sheepish writing it....

Don’t worry he’ll baaaaa fine

Don't ewe start

Alpaca me coat.......

Darn it, Stingly...please stay...

Well I'd hate to see the thread unravel.......

It would wool of the worlds if you left now...

I would have replied sooner but I was watching my favourite sci do film.

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Jumper

How did the jumper unravel Dash

Iv just watched a cartoon called purl, its about a ball of wool in the financial world..... Lot better film ths than stingly's

I'd love to stay and chat but I've got a long drive to Wales today.

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Cardigan.

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Hahahaha things have escalated in here since last night with the cheeky 69er posts

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"How many of you on here knit? I find in sexy, a woman sat there looking over her glasses whilst dropping a stich!!! Ooooooooooh knicky knacky noo! , legs crossed with a short skirt on

I'll be right back "

Hilda Ogden scarf and mismatched pjs here when knitting. Now I know why the other half doesn't have a boner watching me taking one from behind and below...no short skirt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many of you on here knit? I find in sexy, a woman sat there looking over her glasses whilst dropping a stich!!! Ooooooooooh knicky knacky noo! , legs crossed with a short skirt on

I'll be right back

Hilda Ogden scarf and mismatched pjs here when knitting. Now I know why the other half doesn't have a boner watching me taking one from behind and below...no short skirt! "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread is for you granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread ever! Fact!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best thread ever! Fact! "

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knit bump!

Not been in here for a few days. Stingly was stringing this knitting thread along nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knit bump!

Not been in here for a few days. Stingly was stringing this knitting thread along nicely "

Your on the ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knit bump!

Not been in here for a few days. Stingly was stringing this knitting thread along nicely

Your on the ball"

Football and knitting... who knew that would be such a great combination hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knit bump!

Not been in here for a few days. Stingly was stringing this knitting thread along nicely

Your on the ball

Football and knitting... who knew that would be such a great combination hey "

Apparently knitting is very therapeutic

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