FabSwingers.com forum: Which politician would you like to fuck?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would do le pen, she looks like she wants it rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does not compute. Generally politicians fuck the rest of us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn

Run the cunt over that’ll fuck him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That crazy yank one from alaska

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orly Levy

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

My local MP Yvette Cooper...with a massive stick...up her arse...id fuck her real good like she has the towns she represents

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Theresa may. With a hammer!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Assuming you mean sexual relations... not fuck them up big time as they're a bunch of lying bastards?

Or should this be in the rant thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to give Tory defector Heidi Allen a bloody good seeing to. I also have something of a soft spot for Priti Patel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I wouldn't fuck any of them... I do have SOME morals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Conservative lady who was on I'm a Celebrity...can't think of her name?? I'd love her to be dominant with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to give Tory defector Heidi Allen a bloody good seeing to. I also have something of a soft spot for Priti Patel."

Heidi Allen is a good shout, I've got a bit of a thing for Caroline Flint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Assuming you mean sexual relations... not fuck them up big time as they're a bunch of lying bastards?

Or should this be in the rant thread?"
That is right, they do that and yes I did mean sexually

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Theresa May does sport some lovely legs as she showed off when performing her um......awesome dance moves a few months ago.

Anyhoo my actual vote goes to: Alison McGovern - Labour Party representative for Wirral South

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Non Jesus the though of any of them is revolting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Former Serbian diplomat Vanya Hadzovic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nick clegg

he's one of my embarrassing crushes...I think he would be pure filth in the bedroom too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd like them all to Fuck off that's about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

priti patel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about fuck exactly but i would enjoy smearing dog shit in the face of Hillary Clinton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought one lady would have said j.f.kennedy. wasnt he quite handsome ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to give Tory defector Heidi Allen a bloody good seeing to. I also have something of a soft spot for Priti Patel."

Swamp at the bottom of the garden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarah Palin? she's crazy.

But agree, something about her screams dirty girl!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

all of them ........ with a large cactus

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Jeremy Corbyn!

On the grounds that its better to fuck him before he gets a chance to fuck us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a thing for Esther McVey, although I don't think I could stand being in the same room as someone so repugnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something rather 'Felicity Kendal' about Liz Kendall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caroline Flint and I bet she loves Sploshing too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have sex with a politician in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did have sex with a politician in the past

jeremy thorpe or ted heath..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did have sex with a politician in the past

jeremy thorpe or ted heath.. "

Why do you think of the dead ones? I met someone younger, handsome and still alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did have sex with a politician in the past

jeremy thorpe or ted heath..

Why do you think of the dead ones? I met someone younger, handsome and still alive."

said dead and allegedly gay ones so they wouldnt sue. we know its hillary ben ..The Sun needs to know..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did have sex with a politician in the past

jeremy thorpe or ted heath..

Why do you think of the dead ones? I met someone younger, handsome and still alive.

said dead and allegedly gay ones so they wouldnt sue. we know its hillary ben ..The Sun needs to know..

Is that who you would go for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hillary ben not the worst looking.my mother always thought tony blair was handsome/god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny Mordaunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet Amber Rudd is nymph

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Janet Street-Porter

Phrawwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Janet Street-Porter

Phrawwww

She's sort of a politician.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The former Australian PM lady...can't remember her name....redhead....Julia Gifford? I'd love her to take control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cameron..... ......with a Christmas tree......

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"That crazy yank one from alaska"

Sarah Palin, definitely needs done. Lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Michael Portillo

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Jacob Rees Mog. I’d love to handcuff him behind his back....,strap him to a parachute and kick him out of a plane at 10000 ft.

unless he’s Houdini, I’d say he’ll be well and truly fucked in about 2 minutes, terminal velocity will be very terminal...cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barack Obama's wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michelle Obama's husband...... .....with a Christmas tree.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nick clegg

he's one of my embarrassing crushes...I think he would be pure filth in the bedroom too "
Log off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't think of any others.

We have all been fucked by them in one way or another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Michelle Obama's husband...... .....with a Christmas tree..... "

I’d do Michelle that’s for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Michelle Obama's husband...... .....with a Christmas tree.....

I’d do Michelle that’s for sure

I'd do her with the right end of a loo brush.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet some of them politicians are proper dirty bastards lol

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Mmf with Jeremy and Theresa

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Angela Rayner. Nice face and curvy. She would pound my lap into the chair.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

All of them, up the bum, with something sharp and pointy.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Zac Goldsmith - phwoar!

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