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By *anielpierced OP   Man
over a year ago

by the seaside

I'm not proud of it but I've just buttered some toast on my break at work with a spoon as I couldn't be arsed to wash a knife.

What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

We lack teaspoons in work, and I generally can't be arsed washing one so I'll use the handle of a used one...

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

I make coffee without spoons and then use whatever cutlery comes to hand first to stir... or a biscuit

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"We lack teaspoons in work, and I generally can't be arsed washing one so I'll use the handle of a used one...

"

!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Spoon buttering is a thing..not laziness

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I spread butter on an oatcake with my finger the other day.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"We lack teaspoons in work, and I generally can't be arsed washing one so I'll use the handle of a used one...

!!!!"

Haha, I don't want to use a coffee spoon in my tea...it's that or a biro...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once couldnt be arsed to put sugar in my tea, even though it was there in front of me and I had a spoon - and became instantly onverted to sugar-less tea.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"We lack teaspoons in work, and I generally can't be arsed washing one so I'll use the handle of a used one...

!!!!

Haha, I don't want to use a coffee spoon in my tea...it's that or a biro..."

Why not just wash a bloody spoon?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

If my Fitbit is on charge I don’t see the point in walking. Not even to the kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If my Fitbit is on charge I don’t see the point in walking. Not even to the kettle. "

Hahaha this is me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like my son OP...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"We lack teaspoons in work, and I generally can't be arsed washing one so I'll use the handle of a used one...

!!!!

Haha, I don't want to use a coffee spoon in my tea...it's that or a biro...

Why not just wash a bloody spoon? "

When there's a perfectly good Biro on the work top? Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I spread butter on an oatcake with my finger the other day. "

Ooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to just rub my bread in the butter rather than go get a knife.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I have been known to just rub my bread in the butter rather than go get a knife. "

I've done this with a bun

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Oooooo when iv eaten my dinner, instead of taking plate to kitchen I put it out side patio doors for cats to finish off then get it in morning.....omg I'm a tramp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooo when iv eaten my dinner, instead of taking plate to kitchen I put it out side patio doors for cats to finish off then get it in morning.....omg I'm a tramp! "

I bet your neighbours eat it really...lol...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Oooooo when iv eaten my dinner, instead of taking plate to kitchen I put it out side patio doors for cats to finish off then get it in morning.....omg I'm a tramp!

I bet your neighbours eat it really...lol... "

Or the slugs

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

You bunch really are disgusting lazy bastards! How can you live with yourselves? And I thought I was quite lazy, go figure

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mixed colours and whites in a 30 degree wash. It was fine.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I know someone who grilled their sox to try and dry them more quickly.

It didn't end well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put cling film over my plate to save washing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know someone who grilled their sox to try and dry them more quickly.

It didn't end well."

I've known someone who did similar, grilled a tea towel to dry the washing as it got too wet...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Rather than bend down to pick up an item of clothing I've dropped on the floor, I grab it with my foot and lift it til my hands can reach it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Rather than bend down to pick up an item of clothing I've dropped on the floor, I grab it with my foot and lift it til my hands can reach it. "

That's not lazy, that's exercise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know someone who grilled their sox to try and dry them more quickly.

It didn't end well."

That's what the microwave is for

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I know someone else who tried ironing bacon...it was semi successful he reckoned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been known to butter bread with my finger when iv a sink full

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By *anielpierced OP   Man
over a year ago

by the seaside

So glad it's not just me then

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've stabbed the butter with Ryvita

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I'm not proud of it but I've just buttered some toast on my break at work with a spoon as I couldn't be arsed to wash a knife.

What's the laziest thing you've ever done? "

Got half way through a wank once and couldn't be bothered to finish, just kinda faded away from it and had a nap!

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