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Vaginal exfoliation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is apparently a thing! A certain product claims to be able to:

balance vaginal flora and fauna,

tighten muscles that have weakened due to age, childbirth or frequent sexual activity,

remove smells,

eliminate secretions,

increase sensitivity and increase libido (do we want that to happen? Too much sex leaves the old fanjo a bit slack, remember?)

Personally my foof clamped shut tight upon reading about this. It sounds as beneficial as one of Ms Paltrow's vaginal smoke cleansing products. Would anyone actually consider an emery board for their fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol...that’s so fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf does it mean by balancing flora and fauna?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Eurgh. No. My vagina dried up and closed up upon reading that. Fucking horrific. And what makes it worse is undoubtedly some women will buy in to it. As if sc*aping (really? I can't use that word? Bollocks) out cells of your walls will rejuvenate it magically.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I'm still disturbed by "fauna" ... balancing the critters? ... that really shouldn't be there anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub margarine in the vag.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Rub margarine in the vag."

Vagerine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wtf does it mean by balancing flora and fauna?"

Fuck knows. I'm assuming there needs to be a balance between the natural bacteria and the candida?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub margarine in the vag."

Yeah a bit of sand and some margarine. That’ll do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eurgh. No. My vagina dried up and closed up upon reading that. Fucking horrific. And what makes it worse is undoubtedly some women will buy in to it. As if sc*aping (really? I can't use that word? Bollocks) out cells of your walls will rejuvenate it magically."

It's astounding that someone thinks it's necessary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub margarine in the vag.

Vagerine?"

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Good grief, how bloody ridiculous. Apart from being unnecessary you can just imagine the potential for injury through over zealous 'exfoliation', given you errmm can't actually see what you're doing internally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....Bit like Dyno-Rod then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like someone found a new and vaguely convincing way to tap into female insecurities on the appearance of their flower gardens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like someone found a new and vaguely convincing way to tap into female insecurities on the appearance of their flower gardens.

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My daffs are nearly out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like someone found a new and vaguely convincing way to tap into female insecurities on the appearance of their flower gardens.

"

I know! What's wrong with a bit of wet and dry followed by a quick rinse with the pressure washer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanjo

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

How can it eliminate secretions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....Bit like Dyno-Rod then "

Magic stuff lol Fantasic

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton


"Is apparently a thing! A certain product claims to be able to:

balance vaginal flora and fauna,

tighten muscles that have weakened due to age, childbirth or frequent sexual activity,

remove smells,

eliminate secretions,

increase sensitivity and increase libido (do we want that to happen? Too much sex leaves the old fanjo a bit slack, remember?)

Personally my foof clamped shut tight upon reading about this. It sounds as beneficial as one of Ms Paltrow's vaginal smoke cleansing products. Would anyone actually consider an emery board for their fanny? "

Its an easy claim to make and the chances of liable action is extremely low as its unlikely any woman is going to open wide and smile in court as proof of a un-tightened flange.

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By *avidberksMan
over a year ago

Wokingham

an ex always described hers as a self cleaning oven ... so no need for this kind of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently a thing! A certain product claims to be able to:

balance vaginal flora and fauna,

tighten muscles that have weakened due to age, childbirth or frequent sexual activity,

remove smells,

eliminate secretions,

increase sensitivity and increase libido (do we want that to happen? Too much sex leaves the old fanjo a bit slack, remember?)

Personally my foof clamped shut tight upon reading about this. It sounds as beneficial as one of Ms Paltrow's vaginal smoke cleansing products. Would anyone actually consider an emery board for their fanny?

Its an easy claim to make and the chances of liable action is extremely low as its unlikely any woman is going to open wide and smile in court as proof of a un-tightened flange. "

"open wide and smile in court"

They'd get 6 months for preventing the course of justice.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"an ex always described hers as a self cleaning oven ... so no need for this kind of shit

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That's what I was taught too.

Plus, I like my secretions... they make people happy.

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