FabSwingers.com forum: Dammit...

By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

Well, the gusset stitching on my suit trousers split at some point earlier than today, I only noticed it this morning, however. As I didn't have a needle and thread to hand, I did what anyone would do - used gaffer tape on the inside until I got home.

Fine, I thought, no problem.

Now, my job involves lots of driving, so when I got home, the sticky of the tape had decided to make my inner though and balls stick to my trousers..arrrgh! And you know what makes it worse? The sticky residue is making my bloody bollocks stick to my damn legs!!

So, I now have self-adhesive bollocks.

I thought I'd share that with y'all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for making me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you and quite amusing too

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

I thought I'd share the joy! OW OW OW !! xx

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By *etefromderbyMan
over a year ago

Derby

At least u won't drop a bollock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply remove the sticky residue with a blow torch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you can’t wait to shower then op? Hope you found a needle and thread

Mrscxxx

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Bet you can’t wait to shower then op? Hope you found a needle and thread

Mrscxxx "

I'm home now, so I've just rummaged about in my drawer and got one! And yep..a shower will be had very shortly!

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Simply remove the sticky residue with a blow torch!

Yowch!

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"At least u won't drop a bollock "

Nope, they're quite safe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you lick it off?

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Can you lick it off?"

If I could do that, I probably would never leave the house..now, if someone was to offer..

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet you can’t wait to shower then op? Hope you found a needle and thread

Mrscxxx

I'm home now, so I've just rummaged about in my drawer and got one! And yep..a shower will be had very shortly! "

I would of been straight in the shower as soon as I got home obviously I don’t have bollocks but I know from hubs how painful that would be. Just have to remember to carry a needle and thread with you op

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, the gusset stitching on my suit trousers split at some point earlier than today, I only noticed it this morning, however. As I didn't have a needle and thread to hand, I did what anyone would do - used gaffer tape on the inside until I got home.

Fine, I thought, no problem.

So, I now have self-adhesive bollocks.

I thought I'd share that with y'all...

Too funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doughnut used a stapler once to do a makeshift repair

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doughnut used a stapler once to do a makeshift repair

Danish x"

Bloody hell. Glad he had steady hands

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Doughnut used a stapler once to do a makeshift repair

Danish x"

Please tell me he was out of the trousers when he did it..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doughnut used a stapler once to do a makeshift repair

Danish x

Please tell me he was out of the trousers when he did it..?"

No he took them off, he didn’t staple his balls to his thighs it’s fine lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're bringing sexy back.

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"You're bringing sexy back.

Fuck-aye I am...! There's probably a fetish for this thing somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doughnut used a stapler once to do a makeshift repair

Danish x

Please tell me he was out of the trousers when he did it..?"

I was at the office noticed the hole grabbed my stapler went to the loo turned trousers inside out and “fixed” them at least until we got home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if it’s hairy downstairs I guess to weather or not it would hurt

Mrscxxx

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Depends if it’s hairy downstairs I guess to weather or not it would hurt

Mrscxxx "

I had a shave not just the other day.,..so it's luckily nice and trimmed!

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Doughnut used a stapler once to do a makeshift repair

Danish x

Please tell me he was out of the trousers when he did it..?

I was at the office noticed the hole grabbed my stapler went to the loo turned trousers inside out and “fixed” them at least until we got home"

HAHAHA!! Stapler..ATTAACK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're bringing sexy back.

Fuck-aye I am...! There's probably a fetish for this thing somewhere..."

Probably x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Thank you! Possibly the funniest thing I have read today!

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Thank you! Possibly the funniest thing I have read today!

I'm glad I amused y'all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your my crack of sunlight after having such a dead beat one!

I'm giggling here!..

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

"Your my crack of sunlight after having such a dead beat one!

I'm giggling here!..

Tee hee hee..you said "crack"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your my crack of sunlight after having such a dead beat one!

I'm giggling here!..

Tee hee hee..you said "crack"....

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man
over a year ago

BARRY

FIY...THE FUCKING GLUE DOESN'T COME OFF WITH WATER!!! ARRGH

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