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"Sex. It's been a while at least. I can help with that " I never get offers like that What's he got that I aint got, apart from the obvious | |||
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"Sex. It's been a while at least. I can help with that " That would be very much appreciated. Very much. | |||
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"Sex. It's been a while at least. I can help with that I never get offers like that What's he got that I aint got, apart from the obvious " He is a very pretty man. As far as I can see you are a shadow. You can't fuck a silhouette. | |||
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"Sex. It's been a while at least. I can help with that I never get offers like that What's he got that I aint got, apart from the obvious He is a very pretty man. As far as I can see you are a shadow. You can't fuck a silhouette. " That's the obvious bit out the way ... And I must compliment him on his fantastic physique.. But then you could make history and start a thread about 'Sex with a sillhouette' lmao and get everyone to tell of their experiences. .. He doesn't bring that to the table now does he | |||
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"Gin - I don't get it. " And this!! | |||
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"Gin - I don't get it. " Thought it was that posh girlie drink that sets the mood ... | |||
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"Gin - I don't get it. Thought it was that posh girlie drink that sets the mood ... " The mixer is as important as the Gin. Crap gin x crap mixer = crap drink. | |||
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"Gin - I don't get it. Thought it was that posh girlie drink that sets the mood ... The mixer is as important as the Gin. Crap gin x crap mixer = crap drink." Maybe she don't like the mixer. She only don't get Gin | |||
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"I don't get most things I'm not very good at people - it all feels fake." No one really is good at people - they’re all a bit weird | |||
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"why prescription glasses are £20 online ( got some - fine) yet over £100+ in the bigger optitions shops..same style." Rhe cost effectiveness of not having to maintain a number of stores with rent and expensive opticians salaries and equipment | |||
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"Why people flash their full beam in the dark to say thank you. Temporary blindness is not my fave thing. " I don't, I switch mine to just the sidelights for a moment. | |||
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"Gagging on cock! I don't mind doing it but what is it about it guys love so much?! " It makes a man feel bigger than he really is | |||
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"Gagging on cock! I don't mind doing it but what is it about it guys love so much?! It makes a man feel bigger than he really is" I would say the same about Anal... I was taught to use the natural hole for pleasure and I stick by my teacher | |||
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"I don’t get why Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit. " Maybe she bought them on Ebay? | |||
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"I don’t get why Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit. " Could have been the wide fit ones from Clarks | |||
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"I don’t get why Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit. Maybe she bought them on Ebay?" Hmmm possible. Although it fit perfectly when they popped round her gaff to try it on didn’t it? Always baffled me that one. Well at least she didn’t go back to pick it up eh. She’d have never found her prince | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! " A boat | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat " I knew you were a clever one behind those amazing boobies | |||
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"I don't get most things I'm not very good at people - it all feels fake." I feel the same way | |||
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"I don’t get why Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit. " Sweaty feet | |||
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"I don’t get why Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit. Sweaty feet " Ah now that is the most feasible answer so far . Having said that your feet swell when they’re hot | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat " Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. | |||
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"I don’t get women either. I find men much easier to understand. Always said I should have been a bloke. " Nah - I wouldn’t be checking your tits out then!! | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. " Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. | |||
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"I don’t get why Cinderella’s shoe fell off if it was the perfect fit. Sweaty feet Ah now that is the most feasible answer so far . Having said that your feet swell when they’re hot " I think the real answer is that the story simple wouldn't have worked otherwise. | |||
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"I don’t get women either. I find men much easier to understand. Always said I should have been a bloke. Nah - I wouldn’t be checking your tits out then!! " I’d turn you if I was a bloke PB | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. " I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water " So you know how to sail then | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water " Can’t you count? 3 things . We’d have to live off the land. Kill our own fish and make a nice fish pie in the oven. | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water Can’t you count? 3 things . We’d have to live off the land. Kill our own fish and make a nice fish pie in the oven. " We must remember the kettle and iron too, I couldn’t be seen in creased clothes | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water So you know how to sail then " Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in. | |||
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"I don’t get women either. I find men much easier to understand. Always said I should have been a bloke. Nah - I wouldn’t be checking your tits out then!! I’d turn you if I was a bloke PB " Haha!! | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water Can’t you count? 3 things . We’d have to live off the land. Kill our own fish and make a nice fish pie in the oven. We must remember the kettle and iron too, I couldn’t be seen in creased clothes " Who needs clothes. Couple of bits of cloth. We’d look better than that Brooke shields minger | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water So you know how to sail then Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in. " That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you. | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water So you know how to sail then Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in. That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you." Anyway who said anything about a sailing boat? I’m taking a top of the range speed boat including sexy speed boat naked operator. | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water So you know how to sail then Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in. That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you. Anyway who said anything about a sailing boat? I’m taking a top of the range speed boat including sexy speed boat naked operator. " Errrrmmm, I’ll be wearing a bikini....lol... | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water So you know how to sail then Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in. That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you. Anyway who said anything about a sailing boat? I’m taking a top of the range speed boat including sexy speed boat naked operator. Errrrmmm, I’ll be wearing a bikini....lol... " One of us should choose Tame. Could use his cock as an anchor. | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water So you know how to sail then Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in. That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you. Anyway who said anything about a sailing boat? I’m taking a top of the range speed boat including sexy speed boat naked operator. Errrrmmm, I’ll be wearing a bikini....lol... One of us should choose Tame. Could use his cock as an anchor. " Tame, your reading this, Nora and I need you asap | |||
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"Sorry OP. I’m currently going for thread hijacker of the month award it seems " Don't be sorry Nora if it floats your boat keep it up | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! A boat Because you wouldn't know which direction to sail in. Ok I’d take a boat a compass and a life jacket smartarse. I’d take a boat, a compass, a life jacket, a smartass and some food and water So you know how to sail then Couple of bits of wood as oars I’d be well away love. I’d be fine on an island as long as there’s a plug to plug me straighteners in. That rowing not sailing, and bad news, most deserted Islands don't come with power supplies, so I'm afraid it the Brook shields look from blue lagoon for you. Anyway who said anything about a sailing boat? I’m taking a top of the range speed boat including sexy speed boat naked operator. Errrrmmm, I’ll be wearing a bikini....lol... One of us should choose Tame. Could use his cock as an anchor. Tame, your reading this, Nora and I need you asap " Be quite handy to have a man there tbh. I suppose we could use him for our pleasure too if the need arose. | |||
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"I read your op but then forgot it while reading about boats and desert islands. Sorry Op. " Oops . I’ll fetch my coat | |||
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"Sorry OP. I’m currently going for thread hijacker of the month award it seems " Come on, let’s get on our boat. Sorry OP, I’ll,take her now | |||
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"Sorry OP. I’m currently going for thread hijacker of the month award it seems Come on, let’s get on our boat. Sorry OP, I’ll,take her now " Tame likes short hair and small boobs he ain’t gonna be up for it. | |||
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"Sorry OP. I’m currently going for thread hijacker of the month award it seems Come on, let’s get on our boat. Sorry OP, I’ll,take her now Tame likes short hair and small boobs he ain’t gonna be up for it. " I’ve got short hair and we can hide our boobs under the life jackets, it will be a nice surprise for him when we take them off....lol.... | |||
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"Sorry OP. I’m currently going for thread hijacker of the month award it seems Come on, let’s get on our boat. Sorry OP, I’ll,take her now Tame likes short hair and small boobs he ain’t gonna be up for it. I’ve got short hair and we can hide our boobs under the life jackets, it will be a nice surprise for him when we take them off....lol.... " I've got it covered if he doesn't like big boobs I will motor boat you both | |||
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"Gagging on cock! I don't mind doing it but what is it about it guys love so much?! It makes a man feel bigger than he really is I would say the same about Anal... I was taught to use the natural hole for pleasure and I stick by my teacher " I quite enjoy Anal! | |||
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"Gagging on cock! I don't mind doing it but what is it about it guys love so much?! It makes a man feel bigger than he really is I would say the same about Anal... I was taught to use the natural hole for pleasure and I stick by my teacher I quite enjoy Anal! " I am happy for you. I am sure Mr takes care of your needs | |||
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"People who can't travel or accommodate???" I get if someone can’t do both then what’s the point. But I won’t accommodate, ever. This is my children’s house. | |||
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"People who can't travel or accommodate???" I think in most cases when they say that it means they can only meet locally, perhaps within a short bus ride or taxi ride | |||
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"How couples who claim to be in love with each other, can sleep with other people. " Or watch each other with someone else. I’ll never get that either. I know it’s a thing on here and it’s cool but I’ll never understand it myself. | |||
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"How couples who claim to be in love with each other, can sleep with other people. Or watch each other with someone else. I’ll never get that either. I know it’s a thing on here and it’s cool but I’ll never understand it myself. " Seems more like lust than love to me.. But I guess most couples will disagree with this. | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! " That's brilliant | |||
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"Gin - I don't get it. " No I don't get it either I also don't understand why people don't know what 3 things to take if I was stranded on a desert island... I'd take a plane full of fuel and luxuries , a pilot ( a hot one ) and an umbrella | |||
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"Another thing I don’t get is why, when someone asks what 3 things would you take if you were stranded on a desert island, nobody ever says a boat?! That's brilliant " id take"7of9" and a shotgun to keep others from rescuing me | |||
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"I don’t get the gray areas, really struggle to read flirting even when things are on a plate, I’m like so what you doing later..... duh! " | |||
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