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"Owners sometimes were dressing gowns to greet you "Oh you definitely go to the best hotels  | |||
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"Cleaning staff wont look u in the eyes after a day room sesh "I would never use a day use hotel. I don't think they work out much cheaper than an overnight Only time they were useful was when I did the moonwalk | |||
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"Cleaning staff wont look u in the eyes after a day room sesh
I would never use a day use hotel. I don't think they work out much cheaper than an overnight
Only time they were useful was when I did the moonwalk"£35 8 hours i get | |||
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"I’ve been away from home for a few days staying in a hotel and lying in bed Last night I could hear the people in the other rooms, beds squeaking rhythmically for 5 minutes and occasionally the odd little pant or squeak or squeal and that was it. I wanted to bang on the walls and shout “is that it?” What have you noticed about hotels? Oh and they never give you enough milk for your coffee, I use it all in the first cup. " We’ve noticed we never seem to get horny people in the next room 
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although if you visited our place you would find doughnut and myself in the kitchen having coffee in our slippers and my hair a mess (possibly no bra) around ten in the morning once everyone has gone!
The milk thing is a ploy! If there isn’t enough and generally no phones in the rooms now, it’s a little ploy that hopefully you might come down and buy something from the bar!! It never works!!!
I was standing have a cigarette the other night and I heard a couple at it, not bad three months here and it was the first time, our colleague was staying in the room next door and I can only assume he would crack one out!
Anything anyone wants to know? Lol
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"I’ve been away from home for a few days staying in a hotel and lying in bed Last night I could hear the people in the other rooms, beds squeaking rhythmically for 5 minutes and occasionally the odd little pant or squeak or squeal and that was it. I wanted to bang on the walls and shout “is that it?” What have you noticed about hotels? Oh and they never give you enough milk for your coffee, I use it all in the first cup. We’ve noticed we never seem to get horny people in the next room
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"I’ve been away from home for a few days staying in a hotel and lying in bed Last night I could hear the people in the other rooms, beds squeaking rhythmically for 5 minutes and occasionally the odd little pant or squeak or squeal and that was it. I wanted to bang on the walls and shout “is that it?” What have you noticed about hotels? Oh and they never give you enough milk for your coffee, I use it all in the first cup. " It's where you go to meet the wrong people. Like prostitutes of cheating or some bizzare fettish you can't do at home. | |||
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"Tiny sinks, massive kettles. What’s with that shit? How am I meant to fill up and make a cuppa? That’s one that definitely needs sorting" Noted. Our kettle in our room is our own and you can only manage about one cup of water worth in ours unless we fill from the bath! Danish x | |||
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"I hate hearing people have sex in the next room. I had an annoyingly noisy couple that went on morning and night. I had a room that was an adjoining room to theirs and you could hear everything. I ended up banging on the door and telling them to stop at one point. I was there with work and needed some rest and 2 days of sex was not fun to listen to. " We try and put couples away from the single people if we can, maybe doughnut and myself are just horny fuckers that assume any couples coming in are going to be at it all night! Danish x | |||
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"Really bad mattresses. I've never had a good night's sleep in a hotel in my life as the mattresses are always rubbish. On the subject of sex noise, heard a few pathetic efforts. My efforts usually result in the room next door telling us to be quiet "You need to sleep in our bed  its the best one here!!
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"I hate hearing people have sex in the next room. I had an annoyingly noisy couple that went on morning and night. I had a room that was an adjoining room to theirs and you could hear everything. I ended up banging on the door and telling them to stop at one point. I was there with work and needed some rest and 2 days of sex was not fun to listen to. We try and put couples away from the single people if we can, maybe doughnut and myself are just horny fuckers that assume any couples coming in are going to be at it all night! Danish x" I was in Vegas so you get all kinds of noise but this was going on for a few days. Then the guy was having business calls and was really loud. I recorded it and sent to friends and they said the woman sounded like a wounded animal. Ha | |||
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"I hate hearing people have sex in the next room. I had an annoyingly noisy couple that went on morning and night. I had a room that was an adjoining room to theirs and you could hear everything. I ended up banging on the door and telling them to stop at one point. I was there with work and needed some rest and 2 days of sex was not fun to listen to. We try and put couples away from the single people if we can, maybe doughnut and myself are just horny fuckers that assume any couples coming in are going to be at it all night! Danish x I was in Vegas so you get all kinds of noise but this was going on for a few days. Then the guy was having business calls and was really loud. I recorded it and sent to friends and they said the woman sounded like a wounded animal. Ha" Our walls are very thin he as it’s an old building so even have the tv on can be an issue, you can even hear when someone gets up to take a pee in the middle of the night!! Doughnut and I tested our tv when we got here so we know the perfect sound number that next door can’t hear our tv at one in the morning...although no fucker ever thinks about us, we don’t mind though as we work here but sometimes the customers don’t know there room is next to ours so plainly just don’t give a fuck for anyone but themselves! | |||
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"What have you noticed about hotels? Oh and they never give you enough milk for your coffee, I use it all in the first cup. " I hear what you're saying about the milk. Similarly there's never enough tea bags, hence the reason why I always bring my own. The thought of running out of tea just doesn't even bear thinking about. | |||
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"What have you noticed about hotels? Oh and they never give you enough milk for your coffee, I use it all in the first cup. I hear what you're saying about the milk. Similarly there's never enough tea bags, hence the reason why I always bring my own. The thought of running out of tea just doesn't even bear thinking about." Haha I stopped at Sainsbury’s and bought a box of teabags and a pint of milk. I’m with you there | |||
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"What have you noticed about hotels? Oh and they never give you enough milk for your coffee, I use it all in the first cup. I hear what you're saying about the milk. Similarly there's never enough tea bags, hence the reason why I always bring my own. The thought of running out of tea just doesn't even bear thinking about. Haha I stopped at Sainsbury’s and bought a box of teabags and a pint of milk. I’m with you there" Just ask for more nobody cares we give away milk tea coffee biscuits all someone has to do is ask Doughnut | |||
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"What have you noticed about hotels? Oh and they never give you enough milk for your coffee, I use it all in the first cup. I hear what you're saying about the milk. Similarly there's never enough tea bags, hence the reason why I always bring my own. The thought of running out of tea just doesn't even bear thinking about. Haha I stopped at Sainsbury’s and bought a box of teabags and a pint of milk. I’m with you there Just ask for more nobody cares we give away milk tea coffee biscuits all someone has to do is ask Doughnut " Haha then we have to find the people | |||
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"What have you noticed about hotels? Oh and they never give you enough milk for your coffee, I use it all in the first cup. I hear what you're saying about the milk. Similarly there's never enough tea bags, hence the reason why I always bring my own. The thought of running out of tea just doesn't even bear thinking about." I'm with you there. During a trio to Belgium, when we were staying two nights, I went to reception for extra tea, milk and sugar. I need at least one cup in the morning, and another when I get in in the evening. | |||
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"What have you noticed about hotels? Oh and they never give you enough milk for your coffee, I use it all in the first cup. I hear what you're saying about the milk. Similarly there's never enough tea bags, hence the reason why I always bring my own. The thought of running out of tea just doesn't even bear thinking about. Haha I stopped at Sainsbury’s and bought a box of teabags and a pint of milk. I’m with you there Just ask for more nobody cares we give away milk tea coffee biscuits all someone has to do is ask Doughnut " I ask  | |||
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"Ha!! Lexa - I’m with you on the sink / kettle thing!! The amount of hotels i stay in that have that problem is ridiculous - I should really be in the hotel design game! ....Oh and don’t start me on the crack up the middle of the bed!!! "I've fallen through them head first many a time. One hand, one knee either side of the crack and it slowly moves apart-getting wider with every thrust, but you don't want to put him off his rhythm. | |||
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"What have you noticed about hotels? Oh and they never give you enough milk for your coffee, I use it all in the first cup. I hear what you're saying about the milk. Similarly there's never enough tea bags, hence the reason why I always bring my own. The thought of running out of tea just doesn't even bear thinking about. Haha I stopped at Sainsbury’s and bought a box of teabags and a pint of milk. I’m with you there Just ask for more nobody cares we give away milk tea coffee biscuits all someone has to do is ask Doughnut Haha then we have to find the people" We’re a pretty small hotel you can hear the bell in reception from our room at the other end Doughnut | |||
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"Ha!! Lexa - I’m with you on the sink / kettle thing!! The amount of hotels i stay in that have that problem is ridiculous - I should really be in the hotel design game! ....Oh and don’t start me on the crack up the middle of the bed!!!
I've fallen through them head first many a time.
One hand, one knee either side of the crack and it slowly moves apart-getting wider with every thrust, but you don't want to put him off his rhythm. "Haha I have a vision of the pair of you at it now sliding down the crack in the bed | |||
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"Ha!! Lexa - I’m with you on the sink / kettle thing!! The amount of hotels i stay in that have that problem is ridiculous - I should really be in the hotel design game! ....Oh and don’t start me on the crack up the middle of the bed!!!
I've fallen through them head first many a time.
One hand, one knee either side of the crack and it slowly moves apart-getting wider with every thrust, but you don't want to put him off his rhythm.
Haha I have a vision of the pair of you at it now sliding down the crack in the bed "Bed sheets enveloping them !! | |||
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"Ha!! Lexa - I’m with you on the sink / kettle thing!! The amount of hotels i stay in that have that problem is ridiculous - I should really be in the hotel design game! ....Oh and don’t start me on the crack up the middle of the bed!!! "The crack in the middle is probably because you’ve requested a double but they ran out so pushed 2 twins together the trick with doing that well is have the beds one way then turn the mattresses the other! We’re lucky in that we have more doubles than twins so don’t need to do it Doughnut | |||
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"Ha!! Lexa - I’m with you on the sink / kettle thing!! The amount of hotels i stay in that have that problem is ridiculous - I should really be in the hotel design game! ....Oh and don’t start me on the crack up the middle of the bed!!!
The crack in the middle is probably because you’ve requested a double but they ran out so pushed 2 twins together the trick with doing that well is have the beds one way then turn the mattresses the other! We’re lucky in that we have more doubles than twins so don’t need to do it
Doughnut "If I get a bed like that I ask to be changed to a proper double. I always stipulate a full double bed but end up with a crack I fall into | |||
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"I hate hearing people have sex in the next room. I had an annoyingly noisy couple that went on morning and night. I had a room that was an adjoining room to theirs and you could hear everything. I ended up banging on the door and telling them to stop at one point. I was there with work and needed some rest and 2 days of sex was not fun to listen to. " It's always someone else having the fun when I am staying at a hotel  ....
Who needs rest when you could have joined in.. That knock on the wall could have been so much more fun | |||
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"I hate hearing people have sex in the next room. I had an annoyingly noisy couple that went on morning and night. I had a room that was an adjoining room to theirs and you could hear everything. I ended up banging on the door and telling them to stop at one point. I was there with work and needed some rest and 2 days of sex was not fun to listen to. It's always someone else having the fun when I am staying at a hotel ....
Who needs rest when you could have joined in.. That knock on the wall could have been so much more fun "I can’t think of anything worse. It repulsed me more than anything. | |||
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"I hate hearing people have sex in the next room. I had an annoyingly noisy couple that went on morning and night. I had a room that was an adjoining room to theirs and you could hear everything. I ended up banging on the door and telling them to stop at one point. I was there with work and needed some rest and 2 days of sex was not fun to listen to. It's always someone else having the fun when I am staying at a hotel ....
Who needs rest when you could have joined in.. That knock on the wall could have been so much more fun
I can’t think of anything worse. It repulsed me more than anything. "Hey come on they were having a good time by the sounds of it ... They may have been making up after a long separation | |||
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"I hate hearing people have sex in the next room. I had an annoyingly noisy couple that went on morning and night. I had a room that was an adjoining room to theirs and you could hear everything. I ended up banging on the door and telling them to stop at one point. I was there with work and needed some rest and 2 days of sex was not fun to listen to. It's always someone else having the fun when I am staying at a hotel ....
Who needs rest when you could have joined in.. That knock on the wall could have been so much more fun
I can’t think of anything worse. It repulsed me more than anything.
Hey come on they were having a good time by the sounds of it ...
They may have been making up after a long separation "He was a very loud American that was conducting business loudly on his phone and in between that they were having noisy sex. I got no sleep and with my job, I have to be well rested for safety reasons. | |||
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"I hate hearing people have sex in the next room. I had an annoyingly noisy couple that went on morning and night. I had a room that was an adjoining room to theirs and you could hear everything. I ended up banging on the door and telling them to stop at one point. I was there with work and needed some rest and 2 days of sex was not fun to listen to. It's always someone else having the fun when I am staying at a hotel ....
Who needs rest when you could have joined in.. That knock on the wall could have been so much more fun
I can’t think of anything worse. It repulsed me more than anything.
Hey come on they were having a good time by the sounds of it ...
They may have been making up after a long separation
He was a very loud American that was conducting business loudly on his phone and in between that they were having noisy sex. I got no sleep and with my job, I have to be well rested for safety reasons. "He could have been a porn producer Discussing business while trying out the new prospects for his new movie
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