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"Are you a Russian spy?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What questions have you asked another fab profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was doing some late night update scoping and noticing that at night more shadowhead profiles appear ( or at other times I call them the Crazies) This was a night when even the genuine profile updates seemed to be strangely absurd.

So on seeing 2 pictures that appealed to me on a update and scanning the info or lack of I could only ask the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a mince pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the question OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the question OP."
The intro question.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Neicht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My real name is Whoyounicka Bollockof.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Heels in the sky, western spy.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?"

Do you stand up to fart in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?

Do you stand up to fart in the bath?"
What made you ask that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The giraffe only walks sideways at noon. Other spies will know the code here. Ssshhh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No (but then I wouldn't tell you if I was would I?)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oxfords, not Brogues

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My real name is Whoyounicka Bollockof. "
Otherwise known as Chopski Bollockof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh what a decedent western question. You would never be so insulted in mother Russia

Also no absolutely not, this will be in my report to the FSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heels in the sky, western spy. "
Who could resist that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youre PUTIN us on. russian spy..TRUMPed up charges of i MAY say

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"The giraffe only walks sideways at noon. Other spies will know the code here. Ssshhh."

But the Chinese watch needs winding

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By *niffs VerbottenMan
over a year ago

Blue Town by the Rolling Breakers

A phone rings out in a room far away. Footsteps, unhurried. " Yes?"

"5 Blue Typrewriter Ribbons and a box of

Karelias. Your hearing is 20/20. Good."

"I see...."

Receiver clicks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oxfords, not Brogues "
Do not forget their laces can be used to commit indecent but necessary acts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"youre PUTIN us on. russian spy..TRUMPed up charges of i MAY say"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The giraffe only walks sideways at noon. Other spies will know the code here. Ssshhh.

But the Chinese watch needs winding "

Assassinate, assassinate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The giraffe only walks sideways at noon. Other spies will know the code here. Ssshhh."
You sound like Closeau that would crack me up your going to have to change that codeword.

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By *niffs VerbottenMan
over a year ago

Blue Town by the Rolling Breakers

"Ssssh...is it Safe?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?"

"Would you like to join my Clandestine Operation for Birdwatchers"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"Ssssh...is it Safe?""

Just reading that makes my teeth hurt...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"The giraffe only walks sideways at noon. Other spies will know the code here. Ssshhh.

But the Chinese watch needs winding

Assassinate, assassinate "

Sandpaper ... wet or dry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?

"Would you like to join my Clandestine Operation for Birdwatchers"?"
I'm not falling for your seduction and enticement into jokes about tits,I do not break so easily. At least not in public. That is my coded message back to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

"Ssssh...is it Safe?"

Just reading that makes my teeth hurt... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the russian spies on here are very Blunt ,niet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?

"Would you like to join my Clandestine Operation for Birdwatchers"?"
Who's who round here anymore? Yes I understand, did it end well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the russian spies on here are very Blunt ,niet?"
Da Anatoly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?

"Would you like to join my Clandestine Operation for Birdwatchers"?I'm not falling for your seduction and enticement into jokes about tits,I do not break so easily. At least not in public. That is my coded message back to you."

Read and understood but I'm disappointed you didn't fall for my Honey Trap and Dezinformatsiya. Stephanie von Hohenlohe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?

"Would you like to join my Clandestine Operation for Birdwatchers"?I'm not falling for your seduction and enticement into jokes about tits,I do not break so easily. At least not in public. That is my coded message back to you.

Read and understood but I'm disappointed you didn't fall for my Honey Trap and Dezinformatsiya. Stephanie von Hohenlohe."
Do you not read code woman we must be discreet eyes are upon us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is that the Stephanie Von Hohenlohe of the pre revolution Russian branch of the German family?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

^^^^^ post written with invisible ink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Broadsword calling Danny Boy]

*Ink revealed using uv light*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Broadsword calling Danny Boy]

*Ink revealed using uv light*"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"^^^^^ post written with invisible ink."

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"[Broadsword calling Danny Boy]

*Ink revealed using uv light*"

What a brilliant film!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Broadsword calling Danny Boy]

*Ink revealed using uv light*

What a brilliant film!!!!!!"
Boys,swords and film in the same grouping of messages I fear this may not end well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that the Stephanie Von Hohenlohe of the pre revolution Russian branch of the German family?"

Da ya stareyu khorosho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I know what your saying but it needs clarification maybe if you repeated it in English?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

No, no - I am just in your country to observe the splendour of Salisbury Cathedral.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?

Do you stand up to fart in the bath?What made you ask that? "
It's classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?"

No. I have all the time in the world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?

No. I have all the time in the world."
Explain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?

No. I have all the time in the world.Explain?"

It's a two-fold play on the word Russianas in rushing and the song "All the time in the world" was used for a Bond film I think it was On her Majestys' Secret Service.

But it's not as much fun if you have to explain it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What questions have you asked another fab profile?

No. I have all the time in the world.Explain?

It's a two-fold play on the word Russianas in rushing and the song "All the time in the world" was used for a Bond film I think it was On her Majestys' Secret Service.

But it's not as much fun if you have to explain it! "
That's cryptic enough for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The giraffe only walks sideways at noon. Other spies will know the code here. Ssshhh.

But the Chinese watch needs winding "
If the Chinese watch still needs winding,what shall the children eat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that the Stephanie Von Hohenlohe of the pre revolution Russian branch of the German family?

Da ya stareyu khorosho. "
Your not that old?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"The giraffe only walks sideways at noon. Other spies will know the code here. Ssshhh.

But the Chinese watch needs winding If the Chinese watch still needs winding,what shall the children eat?"

Well the eagle flies at dawn

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