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A cleaner on a bus found £300,000 on a bus and handed it in . What would you do ?

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By *aptain V OP   Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

What would you do????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I think I would feel wick if I didn't hand that 200 grand back

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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What £300,000 ?

I didn't see anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend it in small amounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What idiot leaves £300,000 on a bus? And why did they have that much cash on them?

I'd be worried about who would be looking for me to get their money back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you do????"

Not be so stupid as to leave £300,000 pounds on a bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go on the run!!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Finders keepers....

I hope that for their honesty (which I salute) that no one claims it and they get to keep.it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What idiot leaves £300,000 on a bus? And why did they have that much cash on them?

I'd be worried about who would be looking for me to get their money back."

Why are they using the bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spend it in small amounts "

*Nods* Spend it all on sweeties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt a cleaner launder it!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd hand it in. I couldn't keep it and feel good about myself

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

If using the bus and you have 300,000 id say dirty money wouldn't like them to come knocking on my door

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

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By *aptain V OP   Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"I would go on the run!!! "

What about when the money runs out

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'd have made a clean getaway with the dirty money!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"If using the bus and you have 300,000 id say dirty money wouldn't like them to come knocking on my door "

I think I'd take that chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s the bus

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By *aptain V OP   Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"Where’s the bus "

Number 61

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where’s the bus

Number 61 "

I’m on it now

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Yeah it has to be ill gotten gains, but after watching Baptiste I think I'd be too scared to keep it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where’s the bus

Number 61

I’m on it now "

room for one on top?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly drug money being "transported" in an ambiguous way. Maybe.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Well I certainly wouldn’t be handing it in

I would think all my birthdays had cum at once

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

It could have been a little old mans life savings who doesn't trust banks , maybe he was taking it to his eldest grandchildren to share out between them to get them started in life.

I'd hand it in or I'd be haunted by scenarios like above forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know the people of the forums are morally superior and ultimately self righteous,they don't even break the speed limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You do know the people of the forums are morally superior and ultimately self righteous,they don't even break the speed limit"

Laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres CCTV on a lot of our buses, so you might not get away with keeping it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im assuming the wheels on the bus go round and round .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he handed it in? I'd take £50 out and give it to him, if he took it, it take £50 for myself and hand the rest into the Police.

Finders fee.

If I found it, it'd be a whole other story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres CCTV on a lot of our buses, so you might not get away with keeping it."

They should also know who left it

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I would definitely hand back the said £500 ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres CCTV on a lot of our buses, so you might not get away with keeping it.

They should also know who left it"

I would assume they would goto the bus garage and ask if it had been handed in; giving the bus number and time they were on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do too scared to take it to be honest with cctv everywhere and then the serial numbers, i’d be caught within a day I reckon, so i’d probably pussy out and hand it into the police. As nice as it would be nice to have it all.

Danish x

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’d obviously roll in the money for an Instagram selfie. Then hand it in. I’d be too worried about some bus wanker gansta’s coming to fuck me up.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I'd hand it in...cctv's everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It could have been a little old mans life savings who doesn't trust banks , maybe he was taking it to his eldest grandchildren to share out between them to get them started in life.

I'd hand it in or I'd be haunted by scenarios like above forever. "

This for me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hand the money in but demand to keep the carrier bag .5p each them buggers that was a shilling in old money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have handed it in too. But not before taking it home and taking loads of pictures of me swimming in 300k

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

I'd hand it, probably someones life savings as a few other people said. I definitely wouldnt be getting on a bus with that money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand it in, I don't want Chigurh tracking me down

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

id keep it when I was 13 I handed a lady’s handbag in and when the police man counted the money there was £350 in and the policeman said I’ll give the lady your number and she can thank you well that was back in 1992 I’m still waiting so lesson learned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d obviously roll in the money for an Instagram selfie. Then hand it in. I’d be too worried about some bus wanker gansta’s coming to fuck me up. "

Buswankers

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

£300k on a bus?? i'd assume it was some hidden camera test and hand it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand it in, do a good deed for a change and feel the gratification. This world needs pleasant decet beings, research “The Secret” by Rhonda Byrne. The Law of Attraction, albeit you could argue that this was “the universe” giving you the cash lol

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

300 grand on a bus is never legit so I'd make sure I took it, hid it, and never tell a sole and spend in small amounts so "the real owner" wouldn't know who had it

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I'd hand it in...cctv's everywhere! "

Don't believe the myth - remember the jogger who pushed a woman under a bus in London?

They only had an image of him from the bus CCTV - no footage from either end of the bridge.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd keep it.

If someone is too bloody stupid to hang on to 300,000 they don't deserve to get it back....

#tough love

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If you han it in, do you get to find out who it belonged to when the owner is found? I really would want to know. If not, then fuck it I'm keeping it.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I’d hand it in , every penny .

Karma can be a bitch

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

My mum found 3,000 in a purse on a supermarket shelf, she handed it in left her details, never got a thank you note!

A friend years ago, found I forget how much but it was around 1,000 in a carrier bag in a supermarket car park. he was a trolly boy, this was when I was 19 ish... he also handed it in, never received a thank you

Moral of the story... Run for the hills with the dosh.... But then again I might hand it in... who knows until you are in that situation...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I’d hand it in , every penny .

Karma can be a bitch "

Yes, it would be my good karma finding it...

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall


"I'd hand it in...cctv's everywhere!

Don't believe the myth - remember the jogger who pushed a woman under a bus in London?

They only had an image of him from the bus CCTV - no footage from either end of the bridge. "

Bus CCTV seems to work quite well on Claimed and Shamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found £200 on the street once and handed it in to the local cop shop, so yes, I'd have handed in £300K too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finders keepers....

I hope that for their honesty (which I salute) that no one claims it and they get to keep.it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found £200 on the street once and handed it in to the local cop shop, so yes, I'd have handed in £300K too."

Why didn't you buy a cop from the cop shop with the cash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you han it in, do you get to find out who it belonged to when the owner is found? I really would want to know. If not, then fuck it I'm keeping it. "

I think if you hand in cash, the rozzers set a time limit for it to be claimed - about 6 weeks I think - and if it's not claimed in that time, the 'finder' can claim it instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my clients had just shy of £400k stashed in a wardrobe. He was persuaded to bank it.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

What money hah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found £200 on the street once and handed it in to the local cop shop, so yes, I'd have handed in £300K too.

Why didn't you buy a cop from the cop shop with the cash?"

They've stopped making them, discontinued line...

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"£300k on a bus?? i'd assume it was some hidden camera test and hand it in."
if it was a left bag on the bus I would have reported it as a suspicious package and not touched it to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found £200 on the street once and handed it in to the local cop shop, so yes, I'd have handed in £300K too.

Why didn't you buy a cop from the cop shop with the cash?"

Because I neither need not want one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found £200 on the street once and handed it in to the local cop shop, so yes, I'd have handed in £300K too.

Why didn't you buy a cop from the cop shop with the cash?

Because I neither need not want one! "

but you could give them to the police. Thrive had their numbers slashed. Every little helps

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cleaning up n down the gangway with my bin bag in tow.

Bend down find £300,000 on the floor.

Leave money where it is carry on cleaning the bus.

Swing round with my brush accidentally knocking out the cctv

Walk back up gangway cleaning backs of seats etc

Pick up the money whilst down behind the seat and pop it in my bin bag.

Carry on cleaning seats etc until I leave the bus.

Carry bin bag off the bus and put it in my trolley as usual.

Take bin bag over to bin.

Lean over biffa bin to empty the bin bags.

Re appear with very appealing amazingly large but crinkly boobs.

Walk slowly to get my coat.

Drive home with my chin on my tits and a huge smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would go on the run!!!

What about when the money runs out "

I would be like a different woman when I came back, no one would recognise me after all that surgery!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Cleaning up n down the gangway with my bin bag in tow.

Bend down find £300,000 on the floor.

Leave money where it is carry on cleaning the bus.

Swing round with my brush accidentally knocking out the cctv

Walk back up gangway cleaning backs of seats etc

Pick up the money whilst down behind the seat and pop it in my bin bag.

Carry on cleaning seats etc until I leave the bus.

Carry bin bag off the bus and put it in my trolley as usual.

Take bin bag over to bin.

Lean over biffa bin to empty the bin bags.

Re appear with very appealing amazingly large but crinkly boobs.

Walk slowly to get my coat.

Drive home with my chin on my tits and a huge smile.

"

Granny I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would go on the run!!!

What about when the money runs out

I would be like a different woman when I came back, no one would recognise me after all that surgery!! "

Do not get surgery on that booty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I would, conscience for one thing. Plus I’m a great believer that a persons luck evens out over any given period of time, and I wouldn’t want £300k of bad luck!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I’d hand it in , every penny .

Karma can be a bitch "

I handed back a lot more.

Karma has been either too subtle or non-existent since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If using the bus and you have 300,000 id say dirty money wouldn't like them to come knocking on my door "

Exactly this.!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres CCTV on a lot of our buses, so you might not get away with keeping it."
I'd just nic the bus as well then burn it out

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Theres CCTV on a lot of our buses, so you might not get away with keeping it.I'd just nic the bus as well then burn it out "

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finders keepers,id 100% keep that with 300k,id spend it in small amounts & at the sametime would pay some of my bills off........ then id book a holiday 2-3months later & go to somewhere very hot!!!!!!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"£300k on a bus?? i'd assume it was some hidden camera test and hand it in."

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would wait and check to see if it gets reported missing because if it was lost by a drug dealer I would sleep well at night with it as my pillow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would wait and check to see if it gets reported missing because if it was lost by a drug dealer I would sleep well at night with it as my pillow. "

Until they found you and you woke up with a horses head on your pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hand it in to the Police, yes.

I try to put myself in the shoes of the person who has lost it in the first place. What would I like someone who found it to do.

I guess it all comes back to Karma again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would the horse on my pillow be mr.ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would wait and check to see if it gets reported missing because if it was lost by a drug dealer I would sleep well at night with it as my pillow.

Until they found you and you woke up with a horses head on your pillow "

Better the horse than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What idiot leaves £300,000 on a bus? And why did they have that much cash on them?

I'd be worried about who would be looking for me to get their money back."

Proceeds of crime most likley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cleaning up n down the gangway with my bin bag in tow.

Bend down find £300,000 on the floor.

Leave money where it is carry on cleaning the bus.

Swing round with my brush accidentally knocking out the cctv

Walk back up gangway cleaning backs of seats etc

Pick up the money whilst down behind the seat and pop it in my bin bag.

Carry on cleaning seats etc until I leave the bus.

Carry bin bag off the bus and put it in my trolley as usual.

Take bin bag over to bin.

Lean over biffa bin to empty the bin bags.

Re appear with very appealing amazingly large but crinkly boobs.

Walk slowly to get my coat.

Drive home with my chin on my tits and a huge smile.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would hand in. It could be laundered cash. Or if it's been gotten through Ill gains and the person doesn't claim it then you get it back eventually.

I found £50 in a cash point. I handed that in and I got a call to say it hadn't been claimed. What goes around comes around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"[£300k slyly Removed by poster at 06/03/19 18:27:14]"
haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God .... Give it in...I couldn't sleep worrying about the person who'd lost it

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Wouldn’t think twice I’d hand it in .

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Think I'd be making a

"My name is earl" style karma list

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Google theft by finding .

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Google theft by finding . "

There's a "How to" for everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where’s the bus

Number 61 "

I fucked on the top deck of the 61 bus but the money shot was an inside job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wouldnt a cleaner launder it!"

You win. Everyone else can go home.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Oh God .... Give it in...I couldn't sleep worrying about the person who'd lost it"

If it was legit there would most likely be some publicity about the person who lost it.

In that case I'd hand it in...probably.

If it was ill gotten gains they wouldn't be shouting about it tho...so I'd keep it....definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you do????"

celebrate

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